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  • "He pulls his finger out of the dyke"? Ahem. Well done, folks. :)

  • True Blood I guess I can see, but Lord of the Rings? How is the gay? Geeky, sure, but gay? Is it the elves? It's the elves, right?

  • @forger42 i know right! made me annoyed too >_> must be legolas and aragon..damn them.

    But seriously arwen more then counters that! :P

  • im a bisexual guy and hate the reperative therapy shit. Ive watched this 3 times today and laughed my ass off every time. Thanks mister deity!!

  • This is brilliant on so many levels!!!

    As funny as it is, it also very thought provoking and makes you wonder why people still have this idea that a persons sexuality can be "retrained"?

    Great work by everyone who produced this!

  • Beautifully done!!!!

  • hahahaha just the constant look of douchieness he has on his face cracks me up more than anything lol...such a smug sense of satisfaction that is always on some religious idiots face when theyre saying something they think sounds brilliant...Another great vid!

  • The innuendo is killing me.

  • lmao  Brilliant. Ab-so-fucking-lute-ly brilliant!

  • Just found Mr Deity love it I can see a few late nigths coming up.

  • The one thing that got me was snapping the rubber band every time you felt a sexual urge toward a woman. Isn't that limiting your desire for women?

  • awesome!

  • When I watch what you are doing Brian, I am reminded of that old Woody Allen line: "I wish I had time to write...like Tolstoy." Super funny!

  • "...I mean what's not to like about another woman, right...we understand...." somehow this character doesn't sound that gay after that statement.

  • @WSCP lol well obviously he's encouraging bisexuality

  • The way he goes back to that same smile is brilliant.

  • Ive watched this at least twenty times. Absolutely brilliant!

  • Cut your odds in half.

  • Check out BornWithoutReligion's video "I CHOOSE to be Gay"

  • holy fuck; i am SOOOOOOO glad i watched this! this is absolutely HILARIOUS

  • If Michael Shermer had been exposed to Torchwood during therapy, he'd be 100% gay right now. :)

  • How the hell did you get Michael Shermer? He was cool in Penn and Teller's bullshit.

  • This is freaking hilarious! I'm heterosexual, and an atheist, I found this to be a funny, biting satire on the current religious 'reprogramming' of homosexuality and the double standards of homosexuality and lesbianism. I find it mind blowing that people who actually believe that people aren't 'born gay'. True, sometimes, it's a choice, and some are bi-sexual, but in the end, who the hell cares? Does it really matter in the end(no pun intended, honestly).

  • Is it possible to be a straight guy but yet still enjoy a dildo up the ass?

  • @mechan9 Not only is it possible. But I believe it's mandatory.

  • @misterdeity lol

  • @misterdeity well it's time for me to shop for a dildo, i'll let you know how it goes :D

  • @mechan9

    Depends on whose ass it is.

  • @mechan9 If lesbians can like women and still use strap-ons... I think that's exactly the same concept.

  • Heh, "half-staff."

  • "Same Sex Detachment Disorder." I treasure this line.

  • I want Michele Bachmann inside of me.

    Yup. you read that right.

  • i don't understand the scene at 2:20, but it's hilarious

  • So quotable. There's so much quotable content, my brain can't stand it.

  • Love it, awesome video

  • at 4:32 i just now got the "blow them off" innuendo.

    lol! Comic brilliance!

  • Now I'm not a native speaker, so I'm not sure... Did he really say "It takes time and some trimming"?! :-)

  • @Rigo0Jancsi Yes. Good listening!

  • sweet

  • Time has come now! We are the 99%ers and you are just a few. Impeach God.

    #OccupyHeaven

  • Scary thing is...I find the logic of this vid about on equal grounds to fundamentalist christians and outspoken homophobe's gay therapy programs. I even think you nailed their creepy smile (my hat's off to your acting).

  • this is too good. had to come back

  • This is flat out the funniest thing I've seen in weeks. Thanks Mr D. You rule! (I suppose that last statement was pretty redundant...)

  • Fantastic! Loved Shermer's come-on to David!

  • "I'm not saying I don't like being with men. I mean, some of them even know where stuff is!"

    So true. Well, not really. None of us know, some are just lucky guessers.

  • "I'm not saying I don't like being with men. I mean, some of them even know where stuff is!"

    So true. Well, not really. None of us know, some are just lucky guessers.

  • @JubalDiGriz There's something to be said for trial and error.

  • This is brilliant, Brian! Fred R.

  • Maaaann , I really liked this one. Sadly, only up until it fell into gay stereotypes and penis jokes at the very end. Long time fan guys, but please keep it high brow! Looking forward to more!

  • Brian

    I think you could have pushed a little harder on this one. Or are you testing the smell of things first? 

  • "Not an over-night process!!!!!!" ... NO SHIT! Look, it's not that I'm trying to be an obstreperous or difficult patient, "Dr. Marty," but not until my testicles start ovulating and my hirsute nipples fill my wife's bra, would I EVER agree to "sit 'n spin" on another man's bishop!

  • They can wear Calvin Klein, Gucci, Prada, Dolche and Gabbana, or Ambercrombie.

    ROFLMFAO

  • Lol'n

  • That's gay.

  • Great!!! It's time that "breeders" walk in the shoes of another person and see how ridiculous reparative therapy of right wing fundamentalists is today.

    Paul Harris

    Author, "Diary From the Dome, Reflections on Fear and Privilege During Katrina"

  • LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO­LOLOLOLOLOLOL etc. THIS IS FRICKIN' AWESOME!!!! GENIUS!!!!!

  • LOVE the heavy use of double entendres just thrown away throughout this piece. It was a real piece of work.

  • Hit another one out of the park. Why aren't you acting/writing for broadcast or cable TV? Oh yea, because your writing it is too smart and advertisers are spineless. Oh well, glad we have you here.

  • Love it. This is hilarious!

  • How much you want to bet Dr. Doubletree will be busted snorting crank and fucking a 12 year old rent boy within the next 3 months? Thats how fundy shitbags work. EVERYTIME.

  • @livinlovinlife1 Yes, but the beauty of Dr. Doubletree is he isn't claiming to be against any of that...

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  • @livinlovinlife1 Sigh. Your skills of observation could use some work...

  • A great goof. 

  • The ultimate trolling video

  • Oh my Nonexistent Supreme Being! Michael Shermer talking about people "not connecting with what GOD wants for their lives..." !!!1! Dr. Shermer, WHAT ARE YOU SAYING??!?1!??

    On the other hand, I can clearly see why Michael would want to go to dinner with that suave and debonnair interviewer. Wink-wink, nudge-nudge.

  • I'm bi but jesus christ what is wrong with this guy

  • WOW im a fan of the LOTR saga, that means that im not a monosexual anymore?

  • Lol, "Don't bask, don't tell". Humor is the best weapon against religion.

  • @cartesiandualism That's "don't bask, don't dwell." =)

  • @carriepoppy

    Oops, got caught up in the reference, haha.

  • So, what was "Batter Up! A Switch-Hitter's Guide" about, exactly? Or do I even want to know?

  • I love that Michael Shermer keeps showing up in these. Can't the skeptics just sponsor Mr Deity, buy the rights to a season or something, and put an end to the need for begging and donations?

  • Awesomeness, loved this guys!

  • I see a future for this guy on the big screen. His acting is off the charts.... and that smile *shivers*

  • This was HILARIOUS!

  • Loved this piece of satire. I think that after about four viewings I've got most of the subtext. Love the innuendos! Creeper smile ftw!

  • Brilliant.

    

  • Creeper smile is Creepy, and Awesome.

  • LOL ... I loved this.

  • This is so clever! What a way to turn the issue completely around! I love how you get all science-y and then randomly mention that it's what "God wants for people." XD

  • This is the best thing I've ever seen! SERIOUSLY!!!!! THANK YOU for this satire. It's brilliant!

  • Monosexual - Ha ha ha, BKD - the master of irony....... 5 Stars

  • This looks scripted, is it?

  • @truckcompany

    Ahh ok, reading the description helps :D

  • @truckcompany Of course.

  • @misterdeity He must've gotten it mixed up with the more common 60 Minutes: IMPROV!, a show which has a striking resemblance to this one.

  • @truckcompany Lol, if you've watched his other episodes, you'd know this was just a joke. ;)

  • @GallifreysMagician

    Yes it would of helped lol.

  • @truckcompany Hahahaha. Look up Way of the Master and its ascribed bigotry, and the hilarious genius of this parody will be obvious.

    misterdeity, hilarious connotations!

  • Pure genius!

  • Are you, sir, attempting to impune the awesomeness of the LotR movies?

  • @Maphysto Yeah, really! What's up with that? LOTR should be used on the women!

  • Just too funny!!!!

  • Once again, utter genius.

  • This was brilliant. The Michael Shermer cameo was just icing on a very attractive looking cake...

  • Creeper smile rules! Michael Shermer was awesome in this, when he asked the interviewer out it was hilarious.

  • This is a brilliant parody

  • love that guy's smile at the end of each statement

  • @blueeyeddevil002 That's my now famous creeper smile. I had it patented.

  • Oh my god, that was amazing and kind of disconcerting because it was almost believable.

  • What will Doubletree's next book be about?

  • @teavea10 Did you notice the title of his previous book? No one's commented on that yet.

  • @misterdeity Hahaha, "Pro-Choice." I think people are too busy focusing on the message itself to notice that. I'll admit, I had to watch it twice. Clever!

  • The bike dismount, beauty.

  • @nilbud I got high 9s for that dismount from everyone but the Romanian judge who I later found out is a staunch Catholic. I lost the gold because of it.

  • That man is too sexy to be true...that jaw line, that face, that body...simply hot!

  • @latintreasure85 Thanks so much! I think Sean is pretty good lookin' too, don't you?

  • A fabulous use of double edged sword. :)

  • Hahaha ... this is pretty good. I like that you got Michael Shermer in there. Keep up the good work. BTW I love Mr. Deity too.

  • Oh...My...Deity!! I LOVE love LOVE this video! More please!! :)

  • SO MANY INNUENDOES!!! Haha! Loved it!

  • ... what if I agree with the essence of Doubletree's point, minus the religion? :p

    Most of us are bisexual, to a point. Absolute heterosexuals and absolute homosexuals are the rare ones!

  • This is genius! Thank you so much for addressing these issues through comedy!

  • I personally can't believe anyone would consider this a Poe, but then again the internet has never ceased to surprise me. Mr. D, if people really *are* taking this seriously please share their outraged e-mails with us!

  • Wow. Wowie wow wow. That's got Poe's law written all over it. Not sure if that's good or not, but you sure hit the nail on the head when it comes to parody. Nice job, Mr. D.

  • awesome stuff! love it, please do keep it coming!

  • "Same Sex Detachment Disorder"! That's the sharpest barb I've heard in a while. Seriously, I think I may suffer from this.

  • LOL LOVED the ending! GR8 epi!

  • For all of you who think this is serious, it is tongue in cheek. They are using humour to make a point, that reparative therapy is a joke.

  • at first when i thought this was about gay reparative therapy i was sick with disgust because of the bigotry. and now that i find out that its a gay guy trying to turn straights into gays im even more disgusted DX

  • @BlakeGoodwell It's meant to be humour, they're not serious.

  • @kateo2006 i know but its still weird xD

  • @BlakeGoodwell So does that make you a heterohomophobe, a homoheterophobe, or both?

  • @misterdeity neither im just a gay 15 year old xD

  • @misterdeity Those sandals you're sporting are pretty Jesusish

  • @BlakeGoodwell ... it's a joke based on a funny vidcast called Mr. Deity. Look it up.

  • @keythah ye i know.. ._.

  • that was hilarious..and david steel is hot

  • Furthermore, i simply don't think it's true that people are exclusively attracted to only one sex.

    To varying degrees, EVERYONE (even the most ardent heterosexual male for instance) can distinguish an attractive person of the same sex from an unattractive one. I honestly believe we're all bisexual by nature, but that our particular social ideology conditions us to believe that this is unnatural and immoral.

    All it takes is to break through that conditioned response to elicit our true nature

  • @Wittgensteinism Being able to distinguish attractiveness doesn't even remotely suggest a sexual attraction. Your logic doesn't computer. Again, brain chemistry makes it excessively clear that some people clearly respond to one gender over another. I wouldn't remotely suggest ALL people are this way, as some are clearly bisexual, but I'd say a considerable percentage are clearly only one.

  • @TurboFool Great minds think alike. There is definitely a continuum. But there ARE people who are attracted (sexually) to only one gender -- and moreso (I think) when it comes to thoughts of romance and long-term relationships (which are not just about sexual attraction). What one might do in the heat of the moment says nothing about the type of attraction that can lead to a life-long, sustainable relationship.

  • @TurboFool That's precisely where you're wrong my friend. Distinguishing attractiveness is nothing more than a subtle form of BEING attracted to someone. Perhaps it doesn't mean you want to stick it in their ass, but that's why i mentioned degrees of attractiveness. There are woman i equally wouldn't stick it into, and it's not because they're women.

    Also, your logic about brain chemistry is irrelevent, since brain chemistry is something that is itself subject to change via conditioning.

  • @Wittgensteinism I'm sorry, but from where does the basis for your claim come? I see no foundation for it. I can make out what characteristics are desirable in another species without wanting to have sex with it, and I can look at someone to whom I have NO attraction and recognize that they're considered attractive.

    Meanwhile you just make a blanket statement that brain chemistry can be ignored because some can change? Where's your evidence that this fits in that category?

  • @Wittgensteinism But even if sexuality CAN be changed via conditioning, the claim here is about the starting point. Most people do lean heavily, if not fully, on one starting point. While I don't disagree that some might be capable of shifting with the right pressures, I fully disagree that we start out bisexual. That defies reproductive logic. We may be looser than society leads us to believe, but most are set pretty clearly.

  • Not to demean the prodigious writing talents of the Mr. D writers, but the dialogue in this is almost too authentic to be scripted. Seriously, It falls into Poe's law territory. Did you actually write this dialogue, or did you just find an interview with some pray-the-gay-away pastor and make the appropriate word and phrase substitutions?

  • @maxfagin Well, there are no Mr. D writers -- only me. So don't worry about demeaning anyone. And yes, all of this was very carefully scripted. Improv rarely works when you're trying to make a point. I did a tremendous amount of research on this subject, and many of the techniques mentioned are direct representations of the opposite therapy (when "curing" homosexuals, some therapists don't allow men to wear jewelry or Calvin Klein -- no joke). I'll take your comments as a compliment.

  • @maxfagin Well, there are no Mr. D writers -- only me. So don't worry about demeaning anyone. And yes, all of this was very carefully scripted. Improv rarely works when you're trying to make a point. I did a tremendous amount of research on this subject, and many of the techniques mentioned are direct representations of the opposite therapy (when "curing" homosexuals, some therapists don't allow men to wear jewelry or Calvin Klein -- no joke). I'll take your comments as a compliment.

  • @misterdeity AND you made that point so very well Mr. D; great job. Comedy is a wonderful way to get a message across that might otherwise be unpalatable to some.

    The 'ridiculosity' of reparative therapy is exposed in a way that makes thinking people say "Duh". I always knew that I was a little girl and that I would grow up to be a woman. I had crushes on little boys, then big boys - I didn't 'choose' those feelings; they just were. I love these messages; keep 'em coming please.

  • @maxfagin My goodness. "Half staff"? "Pulls his finger out of the dyke"? Come on, now, if someone thinks this is real, they don't get any satire at all. But, glad our acting was so authentic, we threw you for a loop! =)

  • @carriepoppy I'm not saying I thought it was real (Don't worry, I'm a huge Mr. D fan, I know good satire when I see it). I'm saying that it was so exceptionally authentic sounding, that it sounded like it had simply been word for word copied from an actual cure-the-gay diatribe, with the appropriate word substitutions made (homo -> hetero etc.).

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  • @alexjohnc3 What part?

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  • @alexjohnc3 I fail to see the sexism in that. If you're reading it from the perspective of women saying that, perhaps, but it was stated by a man about a self-esteem issue many men have. We like women, but can't figure out what there is to like about us. It's not sexist, it's self-reflective and a joke on an honest feeling many men have, partially due to being straight and finding men unattractive, and partially an impression we get about ourselves.

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  • @alexjohnc3 Extreme much? He makes a generalized statement that YOU are extrapolating to mean all male humans. He also didn't say a word about being ugly in that, so again, YOUR interpretation. And there's NOTHING WHATSOEVER in that line that implies women are mere pretty sex objects. You are adding all sorts of your own interpretations into words where they do NOT exist and then holding the person who wrote them accountable for what's only in your head.

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  • @alexjohnc3 Again, you're adding your own meanings to his words. He didn't say jerks or other stereotypes. He's also a character, and a crazy jerk character at that. How seriously are you taking this character we're supposed to laugh at? And again, your own biases are coming through on the lesbians. Is all they do have sex? Way to illegitimize the other aspects of a same-sex relationship. Most of the episode doesn't focus on sex in the new relationships AT ALL.

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  • @alexjohnc3 Then if not about the sex, what was I supposed to take away from your assertion that the talk about lesbians was sexist? If we take away the sex aspect, what are we left with? That two lesbians would want to be in a relationship with each other? Failing to see sexism in that, so... what am I missing?

  • @alexjohnc3 It's okay. Women want men all the time. You can sleep tonight knowing there are billions of straight women in the world. You don't like the humor. Okay. Maybe it's time to eat a burrito and watch some M*A*S*H.

  • @alexjohnc3 Extreme much? He makes a generalized statement that YOU are extrapolating to mean all male humans. He also didn't say a word about being ugly in that, so again, YOUR interpretation. And there's NOTHING WHATSOEVER in that line that implies women are mere pretty sex objects. You are adding all sorts of your own interpretations into words where they do NOT exist and then holding the person who wrote them accountable for what's only in your head.

  • @alexjohnc3 *laughs*

    1) Are you a man incredibly attracted to other men? If not, there's no disagreement.

    2) It's a joke in a character he's playing, it's not him. Surely you must realize this.

    Conclusion: You're entertaining us all but are hilariously wasting your time arguing this.

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  • @alexjohnc3 *laughs* so you don't find the idea of turning straight people gay offensive, the idea that being straight is a bad thing and against god's will offensive? No, you focus on a joke that men aren't as desirable as women.

    It's people like you that make the comments so fun to read. :)

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  • @alexjohnc3 Your logic would play if the line was stated by one of the straight men (I mean that in the comedy sense, not the... sigh, you won't get it), but it's stated BY the jerk in the video. Can't you recognize that your annoyance is WITH the character we're supposed to be annoyed with? You don't like the joke, well blame the asshole character who made it. Who said that's the sentiment of the writer of the show? Did you believe everything else Dr. Doubletree said was serious?

  • @alexjohnc3 It's hard to resist laughing at the comments you post.

    Satire is manifestly a form of comedy. It's a joke. And within the context of the joke lies another joke. You're the living definition of special exception fallacy. And it only gets funnier that someone whose username is TurboFool is eminently more coherent and reasonable than you.

    So yes, for the foreseeable future I expect that my comments in regards to you will contain laughter

    *laughs*

  • AMAZING. Best video yet.

  • Love this video! :-)

  • It's not sexual preference. It's sexual orientation.

  • LOL @ the banana 1:19 Before the Ray Comfort days, that wouldn't even have been a joke. He's turned the fruit into a laughing stock.

  • HEHEHEHE.

    I giggled.

  • Abso fucking lutely brilliant. 

  • Awesome! Carrie's Mister Deity debut! I love how Dr. Shermer is just randomly pulling books off the shelf.

  • @doulos1981 Thanks! Though it's not my debut. =)