Let's Play Final Fantasy 7: Dirge of Cerberus! #01 Pilot

[Patchnose]

Man i remember this. Your LP of this game got me addicted to both your videos and watching LPs in general. I know you stopped making videos but all your fans still miss you dude. I'm thinking of rewatching this LP just for nostalgia purposes lol.

[DreiofGlamnation666]

Hey guy, you should make a vid telling where all the hourglasses or barrels are. I can't seem to find a lot of them and I've beaten the game multiple times.

[ff7pianist]

@DreiofGlamnation666 I have long since abandoned making videos but I'm pretty sure that I show most of them off in the course of the playthrough. The only one I know for sure I didn't get was the Guard N Barrel but that's because that one is stupidly hard to get.

Might I direct you in the direction of gamefaqs? It's a wonderful site and there are in-depth guides on there.

Plus, iirc there's only 3 special barrels so if you need more help after consulting gamefaqs, I'll try to help.

[DreiofGlamnation666]

HAHA!xD VINCENT:'I hate parties!' LOL

[DirkTheWicked]

I swear to god I thought you would say "Welcome... Welcome to City 17."

[ff7pianist]

@DirkTheWicked That's Half-Life, right? I probably would have said something like that but I've never actually played much of the HL series. Just never had moniez. :/

[Lukefonfabre9]

are you able to level/gil grind in this game? like, normally in Final Fantasy games, I do a fair amount of grinding, not that I need it, but because I like to OP, but I do love FF games, but I suck at shooting games >.< so it'd be nice if I could get some extra leveling

[ff7pianist]

@Lukefonfabre9 There is a single point in this game where you can grind for gil and some exp, but it's really late game... :o

[biblebartholomew]

@ff7pianist Actually, in the first stage, there's a point where you can level/gil grind infinitely. You basically run around in circles around that crane in the far north of town, after you defeat the dragonfly.

[ff7pianist]

@biblebartholomew Huh, themoreyouknow.jpg

[Tacticalsniper32]

only vincent can shoot down a helicopter with a pistol

[ultimecia1000]

I really love this, but the intro takes place before Meteor fall, and after Sephiroths defeat.

[ff7pianist]

@ultimecia1000 Essentially, after the end of the first game. I think it was... What, 2 years after? Iirc, Advent Children took place 3 years after FF7 and 1 after DoC, so that would make this 2 years after FF7.

[valypaly3]

this is awsome lol jw was this a blind lp?

[ff7pianist]

@valypaly3 No, I've played this game I think twice on normal and once on Ex-hard mode before doing this LP.

[KleptoCosplayer]

The very beginning was during Meteor fall, right? That's what I thought...

[dragondook]

cam corder lp = fail

[ff7pianist]

@dragondook Spelling camcorder as two words = fail

[dragondook]

@ff7pianist thinking anyone on the internet caresa bout spelling = fail

[ff7pianist]

@dragondook Thinking anyone cares about your opinion on the internet = fail

[KrimzunWulf]

@dragondook Err... considering that you spelled "Cares about" as "caresa bout" just goes to show that you're one of the few that doesn't care about spelling.

[Narchota]

Aparently, shit's goin down... XD

[FinalFantasyXIILover]

Final Fantasy VII + Ocean = Scary times. XD

[meatlof]

i played to i found out take palce three years after advent chirden

[cutegirl0595]

@meatlof It doesn't take place 3 years after Advent Children. It takes place 3 years after the main game. 1 year after Advent Children.

[TrevorLuke1]

was this your first time playing this

[ff7pianist]

No, I've played through the game a few times, including on Ex-Hard mode.

[Marianis2305]

Thanks for doing an LP! I always wanted to check this game out!

[Wanderingsage7]

not quite. and what is everyone's beef with yuffie? i mean yeah she's a materia theif but did her stealing them come as a surprise to anybody? yuffie's cool. and while not in tifa's league chest wise she looks pretty anyway. cait sith i can see people hating, slightly.

[DivineSlayer1]

@Wanderingsage7 if you wanna know why people hate yuffie, look at crisis core, she's been friggin annoying since she was 9 years old

[sorrow5896]

what are teh capsules for?

[ff7pianist]

They're like unlockables. Some let you view character models, cutscenes and music.

[sorrow5896]

i always thought they where save points thanks for telling me

[greigy10]

"ammo is used for guns" no way ur jokin

[xVisualkeii]

5:38

And Vincent is sitting inside like..

I hate parties! *BOOOM!!!*

Lol that cracked me up xDDDD

[DeathDude72]

Is this for ps2 or ps3? X.x Cuz it looks epic, and I have a ps2 but didn't get a ps3 yet. But now they're down to $299! Yesss.

[ff7pianist]

PS2.

[pshycoman318]

i think that was hojo that was in the lab cot\at and its 2 years after final fantasy 7

[tofuwithgun]

yuffie is form kingdom hearts

[ff7pianist]

You are completely wrong. Yuffie was originally from Final Fantasy 7 which was released YEARS before Kingdoms Hearts was.

[crazymonkey77]

I'd expect this sort of thing from lesser-known games in the series, but... VII of all things?

[mare340]

What no, she's from FFVII(7).

[punkjello]

I'm pretty sure that nowhere in the games does it mention Vincent as a vampire. o.o

He can just transform into a multitude of crazy-ass monsters, that's all. Really. That's a lot better. /sarcasm

But yes. This is a lot better than Twilight, I can assure you that. x__o;

[ff7pianist]

Well... He had experiments done on him that screwed up his body big time (unless that golden hand of his is a fashion statement, then I'm going to assume that's his hand), he was sleeping in a coffin for years (as told in the first game) and is depressingly grim.

Hm... I will concede to your point.

And I will assume that you have read the book, then?

[punkjello]

I'm well aware of that. xD I've played nearly every FF7 game there is. ^^; Haven't beaten Dirge unfortunately 'cus it's so goddamn repetitive, but...

Bears go into hibernation. I say Vincent Valentine can too. D:< Rofll.

And unfortunately, no. I can't get my hands on it. DD:

[witheredTV]

ya vincent thinks of his body as an abomination but really its almost indestructuble is waht hojo said at the end thats why chaos was able to enter his body it was strong enought to hold it

[ff7pianist]

That damn emo doesn't know when he's got it made.... With a body like that, you could do so much....

[witheredTV]

he could take over the world! or buy some ice cream

[ff7pianist]

ya know, it's funny because I was thinking the same thing. His indextrucyible body is perffect for eating tons of ice cream.

[witheredTV]

and petting kitties

[VyseElric]

Yeah, because Yufie and Vincent make the PERFECT team. Jailbait and another fucking vampire... wait... that sounds oddly familiar *looks at twilight book* OH SHI-

[ff7pianist]

I find it odd how Twilight is so popular yet this isn't..... Why? They're both mediocre (at best) projects and they both involve a main character that is a vampire knock-off and a pathetic and unintersting love story.

[VyseElric]

Not to mention that the "villains" are a sorry bunch of losers that just don't have anything better to do.

[acedia0ira]

First time I saw Cerberus, I thought it was the biggest freaking handgun I'd ever laid eyes upon.

[ff7pianist]

And was it the biggest freaking handgun you've ever laid eyes upon?

[acedia0ira]

Mhm, it still is.

[chaosdog69]

hey is this game any good ive never played dirge of cerberous played every one upto ff12 including cc

[ff7pianist]

Well, it's fun and everything but I feel the game doesn't let you explore much. It feels very linear, IMO. Other than that, gameplay is "fine" and the story and music could be better but it's still fun to just go around and shoot stuff with a cool character.

I'd say about 6.8/10.

[sploonz]

if you want a really good shooter try gungrave, the game DoC should have been. Well, gameplay-wise at least.

[chaosdog69]

Ive acurly played and beat gun grave loved that ps2 game was chipped copy but was very fun also 10000 bullets was a fun good shooter

[MouseyWithPower]

Wow, pianist, I didn't know you were LPing this! And don't sell yourself short, you're better than I was at commentary when I first started.

[ff7pianist]

Woah, holy crap! It's Mousey! Yeah, I'm a little surprised I decided to do this as well but it's actually really fun to do LP's. And I'm not that great, come on. ^_^

[MouseyWithPower]

Yeah, you really are pretty good for your first LP. And you seem like I'm some kind of celebrity or something. That's so cool!

[ff7pianist]

Well, I look at you as a sort of "veteran" so you are kind of like a celebrity in my eyes, yes.

[MouseyWithPower]

*Blushes* Wow, that's probably the single coolest thing I have ever heard from a fan. Thanks so much! Though I don't see myself as a veteran, I haven't been on YouTube very long. That being said, THAT'S SO COOL!

[BlogJUNKY]

You try to hard to compliment but haa haa make yourself to be the better man. Nice one. (thumbs up)

[doodoondoodoon]

This vid's play time is actually short. But from what I see, your shooting skill is real deal. You shoot the crap out of them so fast that it was over before I even notice it. the next one will be interesting.

[ff7pianist]

watcha mean the play time is short?

[doodoondoodoon]

I meant that most of the stuff in the clip was Game cut scene, I didn't get to see your action much.

[tmanofpolley]

first view/ comment W00t!!

pluss this LP is gunna have all kinds of awesome rape in this

AWESOME!!!!!!!

[ff7pianist]

Yeah! LET'S GET PUMPED UP! YEAH! *hits a wall* Yeah! LET'S DO THIS! Yeah!....... Yeah.

[meiscool129]

lol