A man who dubs himself Vanguard - Keith Raniere - is Mark Hildreth's leader. Read more about this cult leader at saratogaindecline.blogspot.com. Find out how he likes to harass and sue people through his front women because he's a liar, compulsive gambler, and sex addict. He created an MLM scheme of people that sell ethics and classes on human potential (like Mark), and created a false image of himself as an ethical leader for money and sex. Read about NXIVM'S latest loss in the courts there
"Hoookay, so we're looking to adapt this brilliant, deep, racially diverse fantasy series into a miniseries. Thoughts?" "Hmm, well lets start by taking away the inner journey metaphors and cutting back on the magic and whimsey...Finally, how do you feel about making all the characters whiter and older than they were in the books?" ".....FANTASTIC! Let's start right away!"
A man who dubs himself Vanguard - Keith Raniere - is Mark Hildreth's leader. Read more about this cult leader at saratogaindecline.blogspot.com. Find out how he likes to harass and sue people through his front women because he's a liar, compulsive gambler, and sex addict. He created an MLM scheme of people that sell ethics and classes on human potential (like Mark), and created a false image of himself as an ethical leader for money and sex. Read about NXIVM'S latest loss in the courts there.
it's sad that the two actors who played Jimmy Olsen and Lana Lang from 'Smallville' ended up in this crap and Danny Glover of all people decided to star in this B rated movie!
The tragedy & paradox is this: The reason to attach the "Earthsea" name to this oddity was a cynical move to create a product with a name recognizable to fans , thus securing a built in audience. But they only succeeded in alienating those who know the books , while also failing to win any new audience with a lackluster & heartless production. But , like true rapists , their only aims were selfish ones , uncaring of the destruction and ruin left in their wake. Screw them all.
Can we criminally prosecute whoever is responsible for this screenplay? And high on drugs is no excuse. If you are going to deliberately butcher something, butcher something of no value.
@MrDasmaster Didn't ruin the books. the books will always be great. all this did was show how most screenwriters/directors/actors/etc. know how to completely misinterpret a fantastic series and then have the gall to change all of the key aspects of the story and then go and release it. be smart and stick with the books
All that i got from it is that its about a crappy boy with a crappy shadow that fights some crappy dragons and a crappy life. To be honest, i thought it was a movie about cowboys =\
It's a crying shame that Ursula K Le Guin turned down Hayao Miyazaki's offer to direct a movie based on the book in the 80'ies... This is crap, and the 'tales of earthsea' movie is definately not of the ususal Ghibli standart...
There could easily be made a fantastic trillogi like 'lord of the rings' based on the earthsea books... :( If only somebody wanted to...
Yeah, but in the book, Sparrowhawk was more unpleasant, so making Jasper more of a jerk balances it out. Besides, I wouldn't call him a "rival buddy". They didn't like each other, period.
OMG, this is typical Ameri-TV production TRASH. For example, the "doorkeeper" is supposed to be one of the masters of Roke, not some pissy-faced, prim little snot. Useless casting, shallow acting, and myopic production. What a complete failure. They should have approached Joss Whedon. He'd have made it classic!
the names are the wrong way round as someone mentioned... in the book their true names are words from the ancient language. Sparrowhawk is just his use name which he acquires because he has an affinity with birds of prey - he liked to summon them to him when he started to learn magic.
secondly... hes only 14 or so when he goes to the school on roke, just a kid really. i think they should have used a child actor to play him at this point...
also think half the cast suck... vetch isnt a fat geek in the book, and neither is the doorkeeper a wierdo. Also i think the archmage isnt very good either - i imagined him to be a much wiser/tranquil character, something like they made dumbledore when played by richard harris in the earlier films.
this whole series is an insult to the epicness of the earthsea series - it trivialises it all.. makes a mockery of it.
I've just finished reading the Earthsea Quartet. I saw this on tv YEARS ago and it made me want to read it, but now i see why people say it's terrible. Aside from the costume and set, which I think is quite nice considering Tales From Earthsea (the studio Ghibi animation) didn't give me enough for what I imagined in my head, I now remember why I never finished watching the series back then - it was BORING. ...
And yeah, it annoys the hell out of me when this AND the Ghibli animation ignore the fact that the people are dark/red/bronze skinned - it's kinda a little, I dunno... seems like they're trying to AVOID colouring the characters the way they're written in the book, because otherwise there wouldn't be enough 'light-skinned' people in it...?
(Sorry! I'm ranting! I'll stop soon I promise!) ...Not to bring up a whole argument about race here, but it does annoy me when film makers shrug off simply changing the colour scheme that the original author decided upon... I suppose paler colours are cheaper but then it's just one more thing to the list of things that annoy me in films when simple things are ignored - don't they realise there are fans out there who will NOTICE and get possibly a little nerdy and get really annoyed? ...
...It's like in the Harry Potter films when Neville, in the books, is described as: Short, fat and blond, yet in the films he is: Tall, slightly chunky and Black-haired. HELLOOO?? GAH! Annoying is NOT the word. Okay, digressing a little, this miniseries is indeed the Harry Potter before the Harry Potter films and back to the one thing I started this rant for in the first place: I THOUGHT GIRLS WEREN'T ALLOWED IN ROKE? The whole thing is just wrong.
I appreciated your rant. The same things got to me. Especially when Harry Potter seems to be a generic whitewash of the wizard's school on Roke, what idiot would remove everything that distinguishes Earthsea and Ged from Harry Potter? Races, gender roles, white barbarians, not to mention restraint with true magic - pisses me off. And why have the door scene at all if they are going to remove the entire lesson? I wonder if they killed the character development, too. Looks like it.
This sugar coated Melrose Place meets Harry Potter version of Wizard of Earthsea should be flushed down the toilet with all the other swill. I wonder if this was written during the writers strike by the TV execs who thought they could dabble in a little screen writing.
I know Ursula K. LeGuin was absolutly furious at how horrible this series was. I can already see tons of flaws (the location of their skin color, women in the school, plus Ged looks way to old not a teenager, the whol entrance to the school scene.)
But I do wish there was more on here because I have always wanted to see it just for the sake of it. I would still like to see it just to say I have.
Even if you forget that there is a book, this mini-series is still bad. Where are the writers, I want to kill them. But I think Mark Hildreth is pretty good, his acting I mean. Has anyone seen the episode "The Ripper" from the show "The Collector"? He was pure evil in that, it was terrifying!
He is supposed to just knock on the door(not talk to the man before hand) He tries a spell of opening, but it doesn't work. Then he says "I cannot enter" and he asks his true name, then he says, "Ged" not sparrowhawk... This is awful
He is supposed to just knock on the door(not talk to the man before hand) He tries a spell of opening, but it doesn't work. Then he says "I cannot enter" and he asks his true name, then he says, "Ged" not sparrowhawk... This is awful
OMG,,, i agree with everyone commenting here!! I've never seen this but my friend had and she hated it.. now i see why.... the name thing.... how could they be so stupid??? That just ruins the whole thing.
I...I don't understand how this happened. How could they screw up the name thing? Did they not read the book? Not even the first three chapters? His real name is Ged, not Sparrowhawk.
They must have knocked out Ursula LeGuin with a stick to get this made. I can't see how she would have allowed it.
I may be wrong but in the books it clearly stated the women dont go to the school...
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"Hoookay, so we're looking to adapt this brilliant, deep, racially diverse fantasy series into a miniseries. Thoughts?" "Hmm, well lets start by taking away the inner journey metaphors and cutting back on the magic and whimsey...Finally, how do you feel about making all the characters whiter and older than they were in the books?" ".....FANTASTIC! Let's start right away!"
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mistressofsolitude99 2 months ago
so this is where Kristin and Mark met! LOL
Lee6273 3 months ago
Sparrowhawk was NOT white!
volpotmakmak 4 months ago
sten's hot. i wanna have swell fun with him
Alyzabeth1990 4 months ago
He does Sten? He does Sten?!! Holy SHIT!
WAXstudios 8 months ago
Sten? could it be no i don't wanna know (insert luke's voice here) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
TolHydra 8 months ago
Why is Ged a white kid?
SFMonster 9 months ago
@SFMonster For the same reason that he doesn't seem to wear a leather cloak.
Flitteriffic 4 months ago
That's amazing... Jasper sounds nothing like heero Yuy, but he's apparently the same voice actor.
LynnJynh9315 11 months ago
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Where can i watch this?
kpmonkeygirl 11 months ago
They are eating pure cocaine, gives them power.
lox12 11 months ago
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lox12 11 months ago
it's sad that the two actors who played Jimmy Olsen and Lana Lang from 'Smallville' ended up in this crap and Danny Glover of all people decided to star in this B rated movie!
skeaneable 1 year ago
@skeaneable it's not the guy who plays Jimmy it's actually his twin brother. Jimmy is played by Aaron, this is Shawn.
yougogirlphinney28 1 year ago
@yougogirlphinney28 oh shit my bad I just finish watching an episode of Fringe yes they are truly twins!
skeaneable 1 year ago
who the fuck yells thier true name in the middle of a market the books are better
69thedominator69 1 year ago
The tragedy & paradox is this: The reason to attach the "Earthsea" name to this oddity was a cynical move to create a product with a name recognizable to fans , thus securing a built in audience. But they only succeeded in alienating those who know the books , while also failing to win any new audience with a lackluster & heartless production. But , like true rapists , their only aims were selfish ones , uncaring of the destruction and ruin left in their wake. Screw them all.
subliteral 1 year ago 6
@subliteral I couldn't have said it better myself. Not if I tried. Really hard.
MaddieX2010 11 months ago
To think i was wacthing this while playing Dragon age origins and didn't realize anything xD
etNOfonehome 1 year ago
4.50 It's hurly from LOST ROFL
ItsHighTideBabyy 1 year ago
Also...Ged was black. The books were fantastic, this is a travesty.
mezaloth 1 year ago
"Ah Vemish... then why arn't you BLLLLAAAACCCK!"
ThomJBooth 1 year ago
What pisses me off is that they make Vetch some short fat white sycophant. ¬¬
ThomJBooth 1 year ago
Can we criminally prosecute whoever is responsible for this screenplay? And high on drugs is no excuse. If you are going to deliberately butcher something, butcher something of no value.
TheGiantRobot 1 year ago
ruined a great set of books
MrDasmaster 1 year ago
@MrDasmaster Didn't ruin the books. the books will always be great. all this did was show how most screenwriters/directors/actors/etc. know how to completely misinterpret a fantastic series and then have the gall to change all of the key aspects of the story and then go and release it. be smart and stick with the books
salvationz 1 year ago 2
It's the Mont St. Michel! I've been there! :-D Very nice, u should all go visit!:-D
Nigelene 1 year ago
"Where is the cake? I was told there would be cake. The cake is a lie".
TempusSans 1 year ago
All that i got from it is that its about a crappy boy with a crappy shadow that fights some crappy dragons and a crappy life. To be honest, i thought it was a movie about cowboys =\
Ruhiel8 1 year ago
ged's too old! he's supposed to be 13
pinkpuffles0 1 year ago
I can see why Le Guin was unhappy with this. I am too.
nokomarie1963 1 year ago
It's a crying shame that Ursula K Le Guin turned down Hayao Miyazaki's offer to direct a movie based on the book in the 80'ies... This is crap, and the 'tales of earthsea' movie is definately not of the ususal Ghibli standart...
There could easily be made a fantastic trillogi like 'lord of the rings' based on the earthsea books... :( If only somebody wanted to...
Luminara92 2 years ago
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nilston 2 years ago
Yeah, but in the book, Sparrowhawk was more unpleasant, so making Jasper more of a jerk balances it out. Besides, I wouldn't call him a "rival buddy". They didn't like each other, period.
TheWorstWarlock 2 years ago
is that spose to be a british accent cus it just sounds american to me
and they got his secret name is ged not sparrowhawk
mangosandwhich 2 years ago
I think that his name being ged and his secret name being sparrowhawk makes a bit more sense to me.
kingofgames1220 2 years ago
OMG, this is typical Ameri-TV production TRASH. For example, the "doorkeeper" is supposed to be one of the masters of Roke, not some pissy-faced, prim little snot. Useless casting, shallow acting, and myopic production. What a complete failure. They should have approached Joss Whedon. He'd have made it classic!
davidcoldrey 2 years ago
this is horrific...
the names are the wrong way round as someone mentioned... in the book their true names are words from the ancient language. Sparrowhawk is just his use name which he acquires because he has an affinity with birds of prey - he liked to summon them to him when he started to learn magic.
secondly... hes only 14 or so when he goes to the school on roke, just a kid really. i think they should have used a child actor to play him at this point...
hlob123 2 years ago
also think half the cast suck... vetch isnt a fat geek in the book, and neither is the doorkeeper a wierdo. Also i think the archmage isnt very good either - i imagined him to be a much wiser/tranquil character, something like they made dumbledore when played by richard harris in the earlier films.
this whole series is an insult to the epicness of the earthsea series - it trivialises it all.. makes a mockery of it.
hlob123 2 years ago
Anyone know where I can watch in full?
Streetweare 2 years ago 2
argh. That whole scene is wrong......
MrsHarkness89 2 years ago
HEY! They switched it around! Ged is suppose to be his real name and sparrowhawk his username!
L33TNINJ4Grrl 2 years ago
Ya thats true he should say Ged ahh movies ...
damianobu123 2 years ago
scifi f***ed this one up
redpen411 2 years ago
the people of the inner lands were dark skinned too
nahor23 2 years ago
3.28 - 3.31 xD see the diference ;)
TBAFOREVA 2 years ago
huh? I don't get it^^
FrederikundWilma 2 years ago
lol the boy's hair at 3.28 is down and at 3.31 its up lol :P look
TBAFOREVA 2 years ago
Ah yeah. Shame on me I was tired last night :[
FrederikundWilma 2 years ago
:P i didnt know it also i saw it on tv on one program about movie mistakes :P
TBAFOREVA 2 years ago
I picked this up in the book too... Jasper is a dick....
popcorn200213 2 years ago
the main thing that annoys me about this is that they use ged as his use name and sparrowhawk as his real name when it should be the other way round
dangerousecelt 3 years ago
Yeah i agree, i was just about to comment on that. It's so messed up...
Arapath 3 years ago
Heero Yuy!
pocholo300 3 years ago 10
Yeah that's what I said. Even his regualr voice sounds just like Heero Yuy!! WOOHOO!!!! He's kinda sexy in real life too. LOL!!!
SilverIceDragon 3 years ago
lol...that's why i looked it up..
KaiNoOkane 2 years ago
I've just finished reading the Earthsea Quartet. I saw this on tv YEARS ago and it made me want to read it, but now i see why people say it's terrible. Aside from the costume and set, which I think is quite nice considering Tales From Earthsea (the studio Ghibi animation) didn't give me enough for what I imagined in my head, I now remember why I never finished watching the series back then - it was BORING. ...
nuvios99 3 years ago
And yeah, it annoys the hell out of me when this AND the Ghibli animation ignore the fact that the people are dark/red/bronze skinned - it's kinda a little, I dunno... seems like they're trying to AVOID colouring the characters the way they're written in the book, because otherwise there wouldn't be enough 'light-skinned' people in it...?
nuvios99 3 years ago
(Sorry! I'm ranting! I'll stop soon I promise!) ...Not to bring up a whole argument about race here, but it does annoy me when film makers shrug off simply changing the colour scheme that the original author decided upon... I suppose paler colours are cheaper but then it's just one more thing to the list of things that annoy me in films when simple things are ignored - don't they realise there are fans out there who will NOTICE and get possibly a little nerdy and get really annoyed? ...
nuvios99 3 years ago
...It's like in the Harry Potter films when Neville, in the books, is described as: Short, fat and blond, yet in the films he is: Tall, slightly chunky and Black-haired. HELLOOO?? GAH! Annoying is NOT the word. Okay, digressing a little, this miniseries is indeed the Harry Potter before the Harry Potter films and back to the one thing I started this rant for in the first place: I THOUGHT GIRLS WEREN'T ALLOWED IN ROKE? The whole thing is just wrong.
(I'm really sorry everyone! I'm done now!)
nuvios99 3 years ago
@nuvios99
I appreciated your rant. The same things got to me. Especially when Harry Potter seems to be a generic whitewash of the wizard's school on Roke, what idiot would remove everything that distinguishes Earthsea and Ged from Harry Potter? Races, gender roles, white barbarians, not to mention restraint with true magic - pisses me off. And why have the door scene at all if they are going to remove the entire lesson? I wonder if they killed the character development, too. Looks like it.
TheGiantRobot 1 year ago
In the book Ged (i mean sparrowhawk!) is supposed to be like 12 or 14 when he starts school at roke.
alyankovic12 3 years ago
He doesn't look 14..
LLIISS44 3 years ago
This sugar coated Melrose Place meets Harry Potter version of Wizard of Earthsea should be flushed down the toilet with all the other swill. I wonder if this was written during the writers strike by the TV execs who thought they could dabble in a little screen writing.
beaverliqour 3 years ago
This is just... all wrong..
anitagoesrawr 3 years ago
hes saposed to knock on the door and say sparrow hawk and then when hes asked his real name he's saposed to say ged : (
Angiexx12 3 years ago
Just to clariffy not only is Vetch supposed to be of color (dark brown), Ged himself is supposed to have bronze skin.
coolslaw 3 years ago
I know Ursula K. LeGuin was absolutly furious at how horrible this series was. I can already see tons of flaws (the location of their skin color, women in the school, plus Ged looks way to old not a teenager, the whol entrance to the school scene.)
But I do wish there was more on here because I have always wanted to see it just for the sake of it. I would still like to see it just to say I have.
coolslaw 3 years ago
I liked the movie, but I haven't read the books.
marshallwillenholly 3 years ago
Even if you forget that there is a book, this mini-series is still bad. Where are the writers, I want to kill them. But I think Mark Hildreth is pretty good, his acting I mean. Has anyone seen the episode "The Ripper" from the show "The Collector"? He was pure evil in that, it was terrifying!
IHereVoices 3 years ago
is it true that all british people cunning and full of hidden and twisted agendas in their minds?
mjay22 3 years ago
I'm so glad this bullshit is keeping the Ghibli version of Earthsea from coming stateside yet =/
KayneArcheron 3 years ago
He is supposed to just knock on the door(not talk to the man before hand) He tries a spell of opening, but it doesn't work. Then he says "I cannot enter" and he asks his true name, then he says, "Ged" not sparrowhawk... This is awful
hemi57 3 years ago 14
He should have said "Expellariumus" or "Voldemort " I would have at least enjoyed the humor in that
beaverliqour 3 years ago
He is supposed to just knock on the door(not talk to the man before hand) He tries a spell of opening, but it doesn't work. Then he says "I cannot enter" and he asks his true name, then he says, "Ged" not sparrowhawk... This is awful
hemi57 3 years ago
It was an old man that was the door keeper, as many have said, he said "Ged," and Vetch is said to be dark skinned not some fat Hurley looking dude.
Akkain 3 years ago
What a huge disappointment
SinisterChuckles 3 years ago
OMG,,, i agree with everyone commenting here!! I've never seen this but my friend had and she hated it.. now i see why.... the name thing.... how could they be so stupid??? That just ruins the whole thing.
Rosheba 3 years ago
dear god what is this...the oc version of earthsea
koolblak 3 years ago
I...I don't understand how this happened. How could they screw up the name thing? Did they not read the book? Not even the first three chapters? His real name is Ged, not Sparrowhawk.
They must have knocked out Ursula LeGuin with a stick to get this made. I can't see how she would have allowed it.
Sievr 4 years ago 3
i agree with this in the book his true name is ged and his giving name is sparrowhawk
revlisnight 4 years ago
Mark's voice is very beautiful. Concentrate on his voice & his voice alone, you will appreciate it. Trust Me.
tayyiyang381 4 years ago
wow it's Heero Yuy O.O
KilvasMaiden 4 years ago 2
He looks like Dominic Monaghan! XD
EGLchan 4 years ago
Or, wait - it IS the one with the curly hair, right?
EGLchan 4 years ago
thats retarded where is like the entire beiging of the book and he tells him that his name is ged.
qwertywarrior911 4 years ago
this fucking piece of crap, that is NOT how I imagined Vetch
farisgiacaman 4 years ago
this is total Swill . the books were not intended to be campled up like this piole of shit movie
beaverliqour 4 years ago
im not a big fan of Mark Hildreth myself, but i do like the amount of Shawn Ashmore lol. love this movie too tnx for putting it on
SNShadowWolf 4 years ago
thanks for the upload, this stupid youtube sucks dude! great video of ursula k leguin's novel but sucks outube youtube sucks!
LightNomura 4 years ago