Eris Rants recites the Brag of the Subgenius

[Washu1973]

when the rapture comes I will make them wait.

[punkhippe]

HAIL DISCORDIA, her apple core is strong and five tons of flax to all

[thepixieful]

"too intense to die".........

[arkayen666123]

ive looked everywhere i cant find anything about what this means i found things about the church of the subgenius but no reference to this at all someone please explain im so confused!!!!!

[RetardRage99]

@arkayen666123 don't have a chao man

[arkayen666123]

someone please explain to me what this all is and means?

[PistolPackingPatriot]

I first heard this around 1990. Searching for the "original" (?) version. It was truly insane ranting. Awesome!

Great post, though. Nicely done. Anyone who appreciates this is OK with me.

[mogadoremike]

HAIL BOB! and thank him for your tits

[mogadoremike]

BOB!

[mogadoremike]

HAIL BOB!!

[sisterdiscordia]

hail hail

[SaintDepravicus]

I like it. I may even plagirise it.

[Washu73]

I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row.

I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed.

[FarieChild4137]

I was almost in to slack of a state to write this, but all Hail Bob!

[SaintDepravicus]

You wrote your message on July 23.

23 is a Holy Discordian number on the level with the number 5 (2+3=5).

So you were blessed by both "Bob" and Eris!

You do know that they were married once.

[revstang]

Well, I'll be damned!

So to speak.

I have to admit that when I was typing up that brag on a manual typewriter in the '70s, I had NOT envisioned a version like THIS!

[SaintDepravicus]

I had to tweak and change some of it so the voice synthesizer software could get it out.

Or it just might have been Eris challenging me.

Anyway my muse is a strange one.

[srturtle71]

that was beutiful

[anikorising]

is the dialogue in text anywhere?

[steampunkpainter42]

yeah, it's in the Book of the Subgenius. Check your local bookstore. Repent, Superior mutant! You must obtain slack!

[Bolger451]

now this i like. Hail eris!

[SaintDepravicus]

All you Sugenii remember to be safe this X-Day.

[modemac]

Next, she needs to rant the Brag of the Female SubGenius. (Google that term and see for yourself!)

[SaintDepravicus]

Thanks for the info. I'm going to check into it.

[SaintDepravicus]

"Bob" challenged me to make a video over 3 minutes in length. And getting Eris to go along with was a challenge.

[HagenPagen]

Prais BOB..... I guess

LoL very nice anyway