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  • Today I really frickin hated this game! Stupid patches seem to keep making this game shittier..........

  • You know, I dont like to let anyone disarm a bomb. I did it once like you said to get more points; could have easily killed the guy to prevent it, but as soon as I started diffusing after killing him, a rocket came in and splattered my organs on the mcom. Lesson learned: kill the guy before he arms!

  • Hi guys probably not so many people will read this, but im a guy that does alot of diffrent game vids like Tf2 , dead space lets play, amnesia and some happy wheels it will be alot more but jsut starting out i promise you will like it and what you got to lose for just giving me a chance and just go watch one of my videos? i get happy for every subs and positive comment i get and im not someone that just want to make money i do because i think its fun! just give me a chance :D

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  • battle field 3 is way better then mw3 like my comment if you think the same:)

  • Is the Intro music Mein Herz Brennt by Rammstein?

  • BF3 IZ AWESOME

  • @ 2:47 you see why this is possibly the worst FPS game of all time. Total horseshit.

  • @Dethred1 he got shot through the wall, that is in alot of games that wasnt lag

  • @bennythebuf Nah thats lag. Happens all the time, even if its something you cant shoot though.

  • I can't play this game anymore. They reset my classes everytime I get on. So when they fix that I'll play again.

  • @IIGARDN3RII delete your saved game on your hdd and it will work again, I had the same problem

  • Is this game only out for pc now? (I dont have this game)

  • @TheK9William no dude, its out for PC XBOX PS3 :)

  • @dukstr315 Thank! I know what im getting :D

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  • Best commentator ever is mrhamoody94 say no more untill you hear him

  • Little girls complaining about how i killed that guy but he killed me! suck it up hoover vagina! suck it up mooney your a bitch.

  • @JasZima1 but your the 1 trolling on youtube so your the bitch

  • FFS I hate getting a kill assist 100 2:40 its so annoying.

  • Intro=instant jizz

  • It's funner than cod

  • Yeah a cfc lad. Subscribed :D

  • Too much complaining :/

  • ths SG553 is the best carbine weapon for engineer

  • Btw you fucking idiot its not all about realism. They can't fill in every detail e.g. clothes movement , scratching your arse or fall damage. fuck you fuck fuck fuck your small minded brain TROLOLOLOLOLLOLO oLOLOLOLOLO ...... LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO LOLOL lOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOO O OOOOOO AHHHHH AHahahhahahahahahaa

  • You guys are being idiots. You have fall damage because you have a LIFE BAR. I repeat a LIFE BAR, Next you will be saying its impossibru to run because he has no belt therefore his trousers should fall down therefore him falling over therefore maybe severely hurting himself therefore laying on the floor. So don't make a silly comment

  • @TheUndeadEffects impossibru? No offense, but are you asian?

  • @joaovictor1994 No but I was thinking of Asians at the time, you know, because their kung fu slow mo shit, its impossibru

  • @TheUndeadEffects eh you're right about that.

  • I cant even understand how people can like cod better than BF3 or the other BF games they have so much more in them graphic wise and gameplay cod is always the same shit

  • intro music? :O

  • somtimes i guess when useing ironsite it covers the enemy dam.

  • im glad im watching BF3 not that cod shit cant even stand playing that pile of ....you know what.

  • Parkour perk is only unlocked at level 150

  • how do you find decent servers? I just can't seem to find anything anymore...

  • I dont like the Famas iron site - I had to spray and prey to get any sights for it - The g36 seems like a sweet gun, cant wait to unlock it

  • I was shooting though a key hole last week when I was ill

  • cod is so much better then this shit bf3 can fuck off

  • Operation metroll!

  • @0:45 he was actually shaking cause he found out that the one he camped kill was bigmooney06 :D

  • Sexiest voice on Youtube

  • I think the fall damage was a response to the outrageous heights you could fall from in bfBC2, a bit overdone though.

  • It's funny how you can jump off the seven story building in karkand and live

  • xbox is the way to go

  • haha the shadows look like legos, beast game though i love it :D

  • This game is fun but a little slow paced for me

  • Best intro on Machinima

  • Have a buddy in the air force that went through this very thing. Had to fall with gear on among other things. And yes, battlefield's damage is stupid. Saw him a while ago, his knees looked suspiciously non-exploded to me....

  • wtf? the mount of shot that guy give to kill in normal mode i need to do in HC wtf? =O

  • Crouch when jumping from that height and it's all fine :)

  • honestly a fifteen to twenty foot drop while in full gear and sprinting will do a fair amount of damage if no fully aware. test it for yourself, strap 100 pounds on your back and run as fast as you can off yur roof

  • Love your commentaries

  • One time I jumped out of a 2 story building window and went to 15 health...

  • Watch me doing the cinnamon challenge lmao TOO FUNNY

  • In Russian we parkour jump 69 feet from building.

  • They need to increase the fall damage its to low right now u can jump from the 3rd floor and live

  • That intro is amazing!!!!!!!

  • Check out my channel!!

  • @CastleBravoTM neveeeeeeeeeeeer

  • one more vid till 12,000!!!!!!

  • I've seen this before?

  • Man, hearing people swearing with an accent doesn't sound or feel like swearing :P

  • I think if u crouch while falling or right before the drop the damage will be a lot less.

  • if you care what your KD is, you shouldn't be playing Battlefield 3!!

  • @MrUltimatePizza It's crazy. Put on the Kobra and foregrip, it is a monster.

  • man i love ur Scottish accent....it reminds me of Cpt. John "Soap" MacTavish (RIP) =')

  • @TheReaper951 have you ever used the FAMAS, or are you aware of when it came out? It came with Karkand which was not long ago, it is statistically the fastest killing gun and it's 5600 kills!! It's filthy and so is the gun.

  • ha machinima has 11,999 vids :)

  • Hey bigMooney06! Why do you complaining about camping? Its battlefield.

  • @veharkozeleg whats ur point

  • Lovely

  • imagine the sounds he makes during sex <3

  • i don't remember bigmooney playing on PC???

  • @trekhead1 he plays on PC pretty much all the time now.

  • Any1 notice that he didn't take any damage at 4:00 from that massive jump

  • @MrNeharp Thats because he did hit the fence, so it took the dammage ;)

  • Any1 notice that he didn't take damage from that massive jump at 4:00

  • i use frontgrip, silencer and Holographic sight as attachments 4 my M16A3..my fav weapon

  • L85A2, Kobra sight, foregrip and silencer is GODLY. Only thing that pisses me off about Battlefield is seeing some joker with 56 stars for the FAMAS, it's fuckin disgusting.

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  • @nawheadies what's with the FAMAS? i think it's a really bad gun, and i don,t see very many people using it.

  • If you don't tuck and roll from a 10 foot drop your shins have a good enough chance of going through your knees. I wouldn't complain lol.

  • 2:43 "Kill Assist 100" RAAAGGGEEEE!!!

  • you sound like Craig Ferguson

  • um a 15 foot drop is about 2 stories in real life you could break an ankle from a 10 foot drop

  • @DOWNWTDASICKNESS possibly, but you wouldn't ALMOST DIE, like the game seems to think.

    Tbh though, you could break your ankle from a cm drop, depends on the way you land on it ;)

  • @DOWNWTDASICKNESS because this is real life, just like how you can hold B to disarm bombs in real life, and respawn in real life, and watch flags hoist themselves up poles just by being in your presence in real life... ffs.

  • @DOWNWTDASICKNESS i drop 15 feet all the time in real life.

  • @DOWNWTDASICKNESS ive jumped from a 2 story, nothing happened. i rolled got back up and niggas called me crazy.

  • @DOWNWTDASICKNESS i agree but when the game makes every player a profesional parkourer they should decrease the amount of damage you take after falling

  • @DOWNWTDASICKNESS Lol your frickin stupid tho that was barely a jump

  • @DOWNWTDASICKNESS C'mon, these are trained soldiers. You'd think they'd know how to evenly distribute the force of a 10-15 foot fall through their whole body, instead of just their shins. The fall damage is too much in this game.

  • @anarki1211 even trained men would probably at least twist an ankle on enything more then like 15 ft, especialy if they sprinted of a building.

  • @anarki1211 i no what u mean but games aside my cousin is a navy SEAL and he took a 20 ft fall on his feet and didnt even hurt his ankles... or anythinh

  • @anarki1211 yea but not really after sprinting and than hurdling at full speed...

  • @anarki1211 well in game they land directly on their feet. No crouching or rolling when they land. all the force is being applied to their feet ankles and shins haha

  • @anarki1211 Especially if you fall while sprinting.

  • @anarki1211 they are patching the fall damage next patch so YAY

  • @DOWNWTDASICKNESS But that wouldnt really kill you...

  • @DOWNWTDASICKNESS In real life you can jump on a rock and die. It's called "soldier collision" and is on par with breaking your ankles by dropping 10 feet.

  • @DOWNWTDASICKNESS Yeah if you're a fatass

  • @DOWNWTDASICKNESS you can break an ankle walking down the street also

  • @DOWNWTDASICKNESS someone who is UNTRAINED can break an ankle from a 10 foot drop. Someone that is trained can land perfectly fine from a 30ft drop. Wathc some parkour to see what I'm saying.

  • @RAFmortis keep in mind that these soldiers are probably carrying around 30 kg of equipment and they don't roll when they land. if they did a rolling/ fall on their side animation when they land then that would add to the realism and make the game more challenging/fun with the time delay between landing and getting up.

  • @DOWNWTDASICKNESS in perspective though breaking your ankle isnt as painful as taking a few bullets to chest is it?

  • @DOWNWTDASICKNESS would you say a broken ankle takes 72% of your health away from you?

  • @DOWNWTDASICKNESS 20 feet is two stories

  • hey guys i just uploaded my first battlefield 3 video commentary. i go 46-13 and ptfo. can i get some feedback?

  • Why did that guy have a flash suppressor...and a flash light? O.o

  • @TheMoose271 i was wondering that too. and why have a flash suppressor in the first place? they,re useless!

  • @MrUltimatePizza they are useful if you are firing from a position and dont want to give away your position by the means of muzzle flash

  • @TheReaper951 yes, but in real game situations that never happens. it reduces your accuracy noticeably and doesn't hide you from the minimap. you are better off using a silencer or a heavy barrel.

  • lol that drop was only about 15 feet. obviously this guy has never jumped from 3-4 feet off of a truck with full combat load. It sucks.

  • @Timotepp u have eh

  • i wish i had bf3

  • Intro contains so much epic.

  • roof xjawz is gay on my channel

  • Hey i upload fast paced mw3 search and destroy gameplay with no more than 1 death and no less than 10 kills, check me out if you like S&D gameplay!

  • @redlightning18 there is no point in putting CoD videos on a Battlefield video because you will get the least amount of people going to check it out.

  • can any1 tell me if bf3 worth picking up im a COD player so add some tips please

    P.S dont say stick with COD

  • @yazorstorm yea, use teamwork, and dont play like you do in COD

  • @yazorstorm 1.Use vehicles to your advantage.Vehicles give your team a BIG advantage against your enemies.

    2.PTFO.Don't kill whore,play the objective as much as you can.

    3.Each kit has their set of abilities.Use them frequently(medic to revive,engineer to destroy vehicles...)

    4.ALWAYS be on a squad.Being on a squad lets you go to the frontline much faster than going solo.

  • raging at the game? Pick up an MAV and start roadkilling the enemy team

  • use the famas, godly gun!

  • PS3 VOIP will be fixed in this coming patch which im glad to hear..its about time.

  • 4:38 <-- not the best squad ever.

  • HELLO wus goin on guys munameusblgmuninthsizarushgame­playn OPERATION METRO...

  • well Im a cold motherfucker

  • like random suicides from a 5 ft drop, but other then that a pretty fucking awesome game

  • that intro was siiiiiiicccckkkkkk

  • :49 and black...

  • I play BF3 whenever I'm too pissed to play MW3.

    I'll play MW3, then start to suck at it and hate it, then move over to BF3 where everything is fine (I hate the recon class because it's just annoying, but it's not like it's an overpowered weapon or anything) then, after a few days, go back to MW3, and the cycle starts over again.

  • Finally a game where someone lost! At least he wasn't bragging about killing like 50 people and only dying once or something

  • 1:06 and then 3:58 LOL DICE?

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  • Wait.... This seems really really familiar... oh wait because I saw it already.

  • sick and tired of seeing aliens colonial marines no1 cares

  • hey bigmooney you have the coolest intro I have ever seen on a commentary

  • I love this game, but CoD is just so fucking addicting.

  • BF3 Commentators are just way more entertaining! 

  • I like your voice, it's not just the accent, it's a good voice.

  • @Mercmitch20 It's a dragon voice!

  • Disliked for the shitty accent.

  • @SH00KED It's scottish and it sounds amazing!

  • @SH00KED How can an "accent" be "shitty"? Accents are different, hence why tey are called "accents", AND DON'T YOU EVER INSULT HIM AGAIN you jealous bastard!

  • @mgoNCell Wow, you really want him to plug you b hole dontchya.

  • @mgoNCell accents make me happy :)

  • @SH00KED what the fuck do u mean shitty accent? where are u from?

  • apparently the patch to fix the voice chat problem for ps3 is coming out sometime in February.

  • Under 30 woohoo epic win I win life

  • Under 100... Yaaaaaaay :D

  • @Ifyoukn3wIt Die.

  • @feargm Whate hell was that for? Fucking cunt, stfu -_-

  • @Ifyoukn3wIt No thanks, stupid spammer :P

  • Longer BF3 VIDS!

  • I am a number so how many likes i get it my number. complete it for me !!! #....

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