Time Trumpet Series 1 Episode 1 (2/3)

[Weeman44444444444444]

Av got one o these in ma house!

[ghostfires]

0:40



[FriendofWander]

JAMIE OLIVER!

LOL

[loveisthedrugx]

Comparing David Cameron to a whoopee cushion <3

[warriorofwrestlingv3]

The bit with Blair seeing ghosts is fucking brilliant :D

[DomKreamy]

@OptimusSledge That's an opinion I guess. In a country where Peter Kay is considered a comedy genius I would say Stewart Lee is under rated. But then I guess some folk like 5 minute gags about dipping biscuits into tea, that's their decision.

[Robwilsonian]

Blair seeing ghosts has me in stitches everytime.

[retread01]

Barry Murphy from Apres Match!

[vulgarshudder]

LOL Tonly Blair seeing dead people

[ihopeyouredone]

'Do you remember David Cameron?'

..they'll remember him now!

[maximuslaurius]

@DomKreamy he is a phenomenal stand-up.

[panasonicyouth1985]

@DomKreamy

totally man, its just a shame you got numpties who think Family Guy is hilarious and the best thing in history. intelligence within comedy is a lost art!

[norsef]

"I would have to say the inside out woman Andrew Lloyd Webber medly song vomit"

No one does surrealist outburst quite like Armando. The best of Tuckers rants show it as well.

[aoitsuki64]

My god, this show is brilliant. Half of me wants a US version, but the other third realizes it would be shit. Hopefully, this wasn't popular enough to amass enough of a US following for someone here to deem it worth of recreating here.

[Oppurtunafish]

It's disturbing how accurate this program is.

[HoZKiNZPooP]

everyone in university end result was hi-fucking-larious

[thatdrattedcat]

That "young energetic leader" soundbite just made me cringe so hard I fell off my chair

[rickrenny]

im sure time trumpet could have done a 2nd series...but iannucci proabably didn't want to

[carterusm]

Lol June Sarpong

[MrThermomanPreacher]

I know what you mean why Time Trumpet never got a 2nd season i'll never know and i was very dissapointed when i found out it would only have 1 season.

[macarion]

i didn't expect you to meet it head on with logic

[Ropponmatsu2]

I love the way that at 2:25 there are TWO Swiss Re towers behind Jess Armstrong. Where is the park as a result of this? This show has tons of touches like this and hardly anyone notices them.

[usernameofpain]

the gerkin? thing, however u spell it. lol made me look twice

[farrywayne19]

I'd forgotten how funny this was. Genius.

[zmelchert]

"I've had my eyes chinked and dechinked" haha!

[aphexbin]

blairs ghost startle!

[Wolviepayne]

"That's the face!"

[Swafferjohn]

Nasal rectal interchange LOL

[stinkface619]

have you got one of these in your house?!

[KILLERSTROP]

To my shame I overlooked this when it came out. It seems to be far more sarcastic than i originally realised.

It's great that he's editing the shit out of some of the comedian guests comments ( I suspect because he finds them boring!) and making them look like the preening egomaniacs that they most certainly are!

Stewart Lee knows the score, hence the unselfconscious outpouring of random drivel.

[jackcharltonslad]

dramatic.

In case im accused of poor spelling.

[bastlake]

"That's the face!!"

[mepsib]

"I was trying to make a clever point, and I wasn't expecting you to meet that head on with logic."

[jackcharltonslad]

(Sarcasm)

Oh is that what he said! Yeah i wasnt sure what with the perfectly audible sound and everything.

[mepsib]

I hate people like you.

[jackcharltonslad]

I hate people like you that pointlessly post the scripts from scenes as if other users didnt hear! Is it a YouTube nerd thing that i dont get because its never been explained to me??

[mepsib]

If you're not careful, I'll set David Dimbledonkey on you. A few points. 1. Rather dramatic to accuse me of posting a 'script' in the comments - that would be quite a feat, seeing as you're only allowed a certain amount of letters per quote. 2. I love how you put the word 'sarcasm' in brackets to ensure I got your tone - because I totally didn't get that it was sarcastic from the WORDS you used (shall I put the word 'sarcasm' in brackets here? Cos that's what I'm being. Sarcastic) 3. You're rude

[jackcharltonslad]

1) I said "script from scenes". Scenes can be brief so to post the script from a scene would neither be dranatic nor would it be a feat. 2) (Phrase) Its better to be safe than sorry.

People that post direct quotes may need to be told.

3) You brought hate to the table. Thats kind of rude, I was just blogging.

4) David Dimbledonkey? Im not even touchin that one!

[mepsib]

1. Fair point. 2. Better to let the tone speak for itself, but that's just my opinion. 3. I didn't bring the hate or rudeness to the table, you brought it by making the comment in the first place, and to a specific person. I'm entitled to dislike someone with that attitude. 4. Very wise! 5. I say we call a truce? How do you feel about smiley faces? Aw hell I'm gonna do one! :)

[jackcharltonslad]

(Olive branch)

Youve grown on me mepsib, to the extent that i feel rather silly to have engaged in a dialogue of this nature with you. You are not the fool that my original sarcastic comment suggested you were.

[mepsib]

Virtual olive branch? Awesome! I am indeed not a fool, because I pity those. Cheers for the smiley!

[jackcharltonslad]

and i absolutely love the aul smileys ;-}

[fishistheice]

Cake Shield...haha

[MrAppleby56]

lmao ' david nailed that line, i was pissing myself'

[jarzhinio]

Is it mad to grab a guy by the balls and squeeze and squeeze until he cries out in pain? If that's mad then guilty as charged I'm mad too

[IceP2006]

''Well where else could he have it ? ''

''Erm Forehead ?''

'' Well you know, he's not a gymnast is he ? hes a footballer ! ''

Hahaha my sides where splitting, just imagine Beckham trying to stick his cock into his head vagina !!! Gymnast LMFAO !!!

[johnstonutd]

@IceP2006 that would be a head fuck! i thought he meant that beckham wouldnt be able to head a football with a flange on his forehead! this programme is so fucking funny, i dont know how i missed it when it was on tv.

[jumpthedrawbridge]

"whenever he appeared in front of a lot of people, he thoguht he could see ghosts"

BRILLIANT.

[tiberi0x]

The man who crudely draws pictures of his genitalia and sends it to the Spice Girls?

Or is it the buisnessman? In his suit - and -tie?

[bobzilla211]

but who is really the sick man in this so-called 'society' of ours?

[VUandChips]

Thats the face!

[EdMoffat]

jamie oliver=hilarious

[blatspanner]

so cameron's a donk,then.that's a shock.

[94Z69]

LOL.....quality!!

[curlyray13]

Thats the face  lol

[ILoveGirlsAloud61]

He had a face like a whoopee cushion!!! Hahahahaha

[skyejacques]

OMG!!!!!!!

[michealhoward]

a vagina on his arm! lol

[uyd]

HEHEHAAAA!!!

[jailoppy]

class