Skydiving Emergency - Opening Reserve Parachute

[midbaconator]

Lalalalalalal

[beergut111]

this video shows everything is normal in russia.....

[defaultk89]

the packer was drunk lol

[mentax007]

Чуть не абассался бля =) Просто убило:-D

[zeroedodici]

ahahahaha funny

[SeRgA123456789]

Crazy Russians... Best nation in the world :D

[freelsd1]

His name is Yury, fantastically positive man. He was founder of some business in Russia and take relax with parachute. He was died at spring 2007 - collision with another skydriver.

He is not with us, but we can see this video and smile.

BSBD, Yury.

PS Sorry 4 my eng.

[Tjita1]

Is it just me who's getting a feeling the voice is overlayed and not in the original video?

[K0nst4nt1n96]

Omg love russia so chilled :D

[JOELEYE]

I went skydiving for the first time today and my instructor was a Russian, haha.

[raider2661]

IN SOVIET RUSSIA...oh never mind

[Freeflyer91]

@raider2661 In Soviet Russia, parachute packs you?

[TheRaellz]

@raider2661 in soviet russia the chute pulls you?

[TrackStar828]

@wptransform lol the irony in your comment. I hope you're kidding.

[witzbold242]

to much vodka before jump :D

[nocalsteve]

Damn, it sounded like he was in a Star Trek wormhole.

[TRuddell75]

Not sure, but that "Thank you, Misha!" may also be sarcastic, referring to his rigger who packed the chute.

[mileycyrusfootage]

In Soviet Russia, rip cord pulls YOU.

[DivinChris2010]

@mileycyrusfootage ripcord? Do you think before you speak? Or do you just enter the most stereotypical Youtube comments you can....

[Eduardoolimaa]

lALALALalala

[Gd2GoNHvnFun]

Слава Богу. Держите летающих брат!

[Julman75]

that's what happens when you drink a handle of vodka before lol

[rwpanfil]

Have you kicked your packer today?

[CL10ANT]

I think "Misha" is his reserve and he was thanking her for comming out to play/save his life! Or "Misha" is his rigger...just guessing, but it makes sence to me.

Blue Skies!!!

[mr911jyym]

@burmakarenboy and u wont?

[burmakarenboy]

u will die

[Superbruv07]

Wow that Main was Fucked! I like he was trying to fix that monstrosity - I'd have cut straight away!

[CheeseBeer90]

haha all i could understand was that he will have to change his pants when he lands

[Alexander507]

In this video: TF2 heavy skydives

[fm08avril]

somehow, i love those russian dudes... :))

[ClanHalo001]

in soviet russia parachute use toggles to control you!!

[marcomencia1971]

Crazy man!!!!ahsuahuhasu

Cantor nota 10!!!!

abs

[Smokey510015]

Ranham335 I would think he was thanking the guy that packed the reserve.

[BMXBOBO]

r.i.p.

[saiedrox]

@BMXBOBO

RIP?????

you fuckin tool bag

[BMXBOBO]

@saiedrox lol :)

[riddlebrandan]

In soviet russia parachute crashes you!

[marlin187]

NICE SAVE MATE.

[reallyratherwouldnt]

I don't speak Russian but I understood that pretty well. Nice work fella.

[1987Legion1987]

You crazy Russian dog!

In my country we say (A Bad dog never dies!)

I laughed my head off!

Greatings from Greece!!!!

[BigBUG30]

This is a great loss, but this guy (Yuri Lungul) died in skydiving accident (mid air collision) 2 years after this record was made, leaving wife and 3 kids. This incident also cost another guy his life.

Fly free, brother.

[nutellaontoast]

This is awesome. Almost as good as the video i just posted.

[livingforthenextrush]

I love how relaxed this dude sounds! He's like oh man this is a bummer, better pull my reserve now then.. hahaha:D

[DJDenisAlexander]

"ebaniy v rot" hahaha

[aimalac3]

haha this guy is crazy, thanks for the translation ranham335

[TheNitro98]

are you jumping or having sex there mate! I am glad you are ok :)

[Exebon13]

i can speak russian and english he also said he nearly pissed himself

[DjGisME]

what an accent haha very funny

[justanotherfreak2008]

ha ha i notice some vocal talents;)

[RanHam335]

Translation "fuck, cmon open bitch..." and when it finally opens he's like "Thank you, Misha! (he must be referring to some1 who's jumping with him or maybe someone who taught him what to do in case of the emergency) hurray for your talents! fuck this shit, almost pissed myself..." and than he starts singing once he's relaxed: "the skies are clear, skies are sweat, how wonderful life is, lalala" he also refers to performing a forceful fellatio and going to f yourself several times) lol

[rwxvadonis]

I was laughing so hard! I know just some words in russian. Well, more or less slang words, but this was priceless.

The fun thing in russia is that you can actualy write a book in slang language!

[RanHam335]

Yea i don't think my translation gives it enough justice to how funny he was. Theres really no good way translate the slang to english into a way that it would give the same message across.

[rwxvadonis]

Exactly! I just know few words from school, but thats it.

How do you know russian?

[goingtoeatpizza]

@RanHam335 lol he sounds drunk

I would suspect that misha must be the rigger that packed his reserve.

[owkun99]

@RanHam335

lmaoo imagine if his parachute had a problem even after singing lol

[NYCEmpire]

@RanHam335 There' s also a chance that Misha was the rigger and he was cursing him for the rig job sarcastically praising his rigging talent : /  lol

[mixile1]

@RanHam335 I really like this clip, is so funny that fella after reserve works...hihihi..thank you for translation.

[meeksdigital]

@RanHam335 haha fucking brilliant translation, thanks for that :)

[SomeGuy7898]

@RanHam335 Misha was probably the rigger that packed his reserve.

[wirikuta14]

@RanHam335 I guessed it was something along those lines.

[PhoqueSixWarrior]

rofl

[neomuttley]

I can just picture this guy's huge Russian mustache flapping in the windblast :-D...

[keeponwishin]

lol. love the singing at the end. I don't know a lick of russian but I can imagine he was probably using every curse word in the book!!

[dorbie]

Good one, just shows that even after you kick out your line twists you may still have a mal on your hands.

[aodonnell51]

i couldnt understand a word he said, butt somehow i understood everything.

[syntax0987]

@aodonnell51

Been there, said the same things (in English, lol), even was singing all the way under my reserve down to the ground. I only wish I would have had my first cutaway on video.

[yakitoriPB]

lol....i thought this was funny. Id sing too if i did that.

[budovan]

Сам имею несколько отцепок - НО! так ни когда не матерился.)

Похабный чувак!(

[CreativeStyleForce]

Каждый по-свойму эмоции выражает.

[fpstina]

he's probably singing because he almost died, but his reserve chute saved his life. however i dont think he would have died, because the main chute did open, just tangled, so that had to slow him down a lot...

[ajducina]

aj pashla!

[WeedAndWeapons]

nice song

[Msblastexe]

Жить хорошо, а не жить ещё лучше :)

[Kreyzer70]

Мишане - решпект!!!

:-)

[MaximusMeridiusDK]

@BigBUG30 - Nice to know who Mishanya is... really cool.

I would probably have to change my underwear after I got down from that ride though...

Love his singing in the end.... That is just too cool by the jumper :o))

[Gustaf69]

This video used to be fast but now its all slow for some reason!!!???

[Tsynique]

Nu on dajosh :D

[SKATE2523]

oh my goh

[plasdex82]

Stolichnaya!Davai

[nmbrs555]

I don't speak Russian, but I know exactly what he meant! Glad he's still alive though.

[BigBUG30]

BTW, 'Mishanya' he said thanks to, is a reserve packer (rigger) in Saint-Peterburg. I also had 2 reserve rides on his pack jobs so I could say 'spassebo' too :)

[brizzlie]

All of a sudden, I think I understand Russian...

[theboywithnoface]

god i wudda shit myself

[1131Night]

"Yipee! Oooh!"

Lol. that was hilarious :D

[skydiver187]

This is voice over (for some reason)

[BigBUG30]

No it is not.

He wore a fullface helmet (Z-1 type) with mic inside, so the voice records fine and wind noise was cancelled.

[pint047]

zaajebi!!! loool

[drwhite138]

I don't understand him opening the brakes while having a linover. First clear one problem before you create another...

However, good he had a fine cutaway and enough air under his feet :-)

[yesturtle]

heheheheheheh

[domandmattsmagic]

lol he sounds like the angry german kid

[elrouxroux]

he must have shit in his suit

[Ranger3172]

he's swearing in russian the first half of the video. he only sings after his reserve deploys. I'd be singing too.

[Saleenrulz]

lol this guy is singin the hole time

[lucface]

Wow, i cant tell if this guy is really funny and i love him or if hes just an idiot. who the hell packed for you buddy. cause if you say you did yourself, ill have to go for the later.

[freeflytrumpetguy]

I love it!!!!!!!

[gaelo3]

Zajebisty skok;-) Chyba pierszy raz na zapasie. Ten Misza to chyba jest Rigger-em .Siemka.

[ba32107]

Man he sounds rather bored than scared

[userfriendly2006]

hahaha nutter

[MMAmojo]

I dont speak Russian, but I know cuss words when i hear them lol

love the song! : D

[skestis]

funny russian skydiver :DDDDD

[patrik667]

That's a BAD packjob

[lucface]

yep... terrible.

[red74star]

russian skydiver rocks......yeah!

nice song ;-)

blue skies

[ALLximik]

in english: Ooh fuuuck fuckin shit!! ) Ooh... c'mon...fuuck Bitch..c'mon bitch!! Aah fuck you.. -- 0.27 Ahhh fucking shit kickass (not sure, i don't now, how it translate !! =))) metaphrase: "fuck in mouth") OOOOOOOhh Thank you, Mishanya (Russian name, just in caressing form) Yeeeah Fuck..kickass

[ALLximik]

---0.41

wooow fucking shit

kickass

I nearly craped my pants, fuck!

[ALLximik]

---0.51

Skyy is cleeeaar

Skyy is sweeeeet

Love myy life

La-lalalal-allallal

[dorbie]

Good stuff, that thing didn't want to open even after you got the line twists out, :-(

[me282uk]

Didn't loose his head. Went through every step coolly and calmly. Well done that man.

[tuloth]

drunk?

[red74star]

its normal in russia! no ,isnt.....drink one beer and fly up 5000 meters....no way,because u are really drunken then...and you cant find the exit ;-)

[chueffer]

I'd be singing too,if I just missed a messy appointment with Mr.Death.

[NLMassacre]

Nice comments, too bad I can't understand one word of it. He sure sounds happy :P

[TelescopeIceness]

Lol he basically starts cursing the Mother of Creation, everybody's dad and mentions all sons of bitches that probably ever lived :D

[artyparis]

Lalalalala lol

[TelescopeIceness]

Haha, this is fucking brilliant!!

[gradientgradient]

cool guy :-)

[zerodoze]

LALALALALLAALA [2]

[siwilk0]

Bravo :-)

[KR686]

Жиииииир! Жрунимагу!!! Чуть не обосцался!!! Сцуко хит сезона!

[famousmanbearpig]

he didnt die...

[CLayaway1]

apparently he died a year later in another accident.

[Haxenhans]

SPASSIBA!

[jetle10]

LALALALALLAALA LOL

[tyoro]

love how he starts singing ^^

[knutervalve64]

that was my first thought ...now thats fallin in style ..

[Abitibidoug]

I'm surprised it took a whole 14 seconds from seeing the malfunction to cutting it away. Did the force pinch the line so it wouldn't cut away on first attempt? After that ordeal, I would also be delighted to see that properly flying reserve above me!

[BigBUG30]

This is not a high-speed mal, so you have some time to try to shake the lines off, find your handles and make a decision. Also, Yuri has always open a little higher.

[mcbawsack]

haha nicely done

[adoz800]

No, podla hlasu bol ten rusisko este najebany.

[microbio2004]

classic

[mattieb00i]

hahahaha fuckin legend. 8¬)

[joust75]

This guy is my hero! Does anyone know what he is saying?

[alekseik]

he says: FUCK U! COME ON OPEN! YEAH THATS COOL, AND HE STARS TO SING SONGS, SOMETHING LIKE THAT

[WoWUnitproduction]

LOL!

[BiggusHansin]

Spassiba means "thank you" and then he starts to sing a song thanking God for the parachute, or somthing like that...

[BiggusHansin]

Spassiba means "thank you" and then he starts to sing a song thanking God for the parachute, or somthing like that...

[biyebhe]

He shit his pants. I can tell...

[dieingbreadmens]

bl9 :D

[skydiver211150]

that guy gave his main quite a verbal lashing lol. nice job.

[alekseik]

damn dude nice))))!!! lol

[BigBUG30]

This guy died in midair collision in March of 2007. Blue sky for you, RIP

[juliijulii]

Sorry to hear that

[jimmyilfenomeno]

holy s**t...RIP dude, ble skyes!

[red74star]

why rip?he survived that

[jimmyilfenomeno]

Someone wrote here that He died in another accident the year later...

[justdownthestreet]

Hahahaha!

Malfunctions aren't so scary after all.

He had a lot of fun!

[ochinekhoroshoi]

Poor guy...I've never had a malfunction before but I'm sure I'd react the same way lol.

[OrccaFly]

Muito boa a filmagem e melhor ainda a alegre e vitoriosa canção no final.

Entretanto, ficou faltando uma foto sua com os seus amigos.

Mas está ótimo. Parabéns.

Robelio Orcca (Para and Pilot Paragliders)

Saquarema - Rio de Janeiro - Brasil