South Jersey Sam - Top 13 Worst Songs 4/5

[demonangelkid]

Is it bad for me to say that the Thumbalina song is better than the Garbage Pail Kids song? Its actually more torable than those singing mutants

[chocolatefountain95]

I don't know who the hell came up with the garbage pail kids but it looks like a rip off of Muppets and Sesame Street. Overall a Jim Henson Knockoff big time

[Danielfrecklefoot]

actually i find the thumbelina song and the others(etc. let me be your wings,yer beautiful baby,on the road) pretty decent, except marry the mole

[TheKaijuCritic94]

WHAT THE HELL?! Jim Cummings is the singing voice actor for one of those TOILET SHIT KIDS!!!! THAT IS FUCKED UP! This is the guy that was the singer for a lot of the Disney films and some of Don Bluths independent films. How could he sink SO LOW??!!!!

[TheKaijuCritic94]

wait... how did the chicks get hats if they just hatched? *sigh* animation logic

[RaeAngel07]

4. Eminem can easily beat that fucking idiot in a freestyle rap battle. I love some rap music but that was horrible.

3. I'm not going to bother to comment on that abomination of a song because everyone else has already commented on how horrible it is.

2. How the mighty have fallen. If I was Jodi Benson, I would have read the script and say "Fuck that, I'm not doing this!!!". I mean, the movie was bad to begin with but not as bad as the piece of cat shit "A Troll in Central Park".

[CharliePsychoDog]

"Let's green egg and ham it!" (vomits)

[peterfinnfilms]

2:22 Well, I understand about Shaq, but what about the kid? He's not a has-been, he's a never-was.

[darkwee009]

4. The Genie can kick Kaazam's ass any day of the week. At least he's funny and entertaining!

3. No...freaking...comment...

2. Poor Jodi Benson. How do you go from The Little Mermaid to this? Though A Troll in Central Park will always be the worst Don Bluth film in my opinion.

[vancepar08]

Where did u get the singing telegram clip

[Tron239]

@vancepar08 I think it's from the movie "Clue." Yes based off of the board game.

[vancepar08]

I don't even like rap music, but Kaazam was just atrocious

[Bobcatgirl03]

4. ...Shit. That's all I've got to say.

3. Oh...hell...no.

2. Okay, I don't care what the rest of you think, but this did NOT deserve the No. 2 spot! Should've been No. 5 I think.

[SHADOWASH7]

4: Kazaam is Shit

3: That movie is the most awful, disgusting, terrible, shitty, fucked up film i ever saw in my life!

2: I only saw half of film and it was shit including this song and MtM.

btw what scene before showing #2 was that from?

[ShadowDJ94]

...question: Aren't Genies supposed to be Arabian?

[MrMatto91]

TONY JAY DID THE VOICE FOR THE COW!!!!!!!

[F1315NJ]

@MrMatto91 Such a waste of good talent...

[KingZoritaGorington1]

@MrMatto91 Tony Jay is also Minister Frollo from Hunchback of Notre Dame.

[MrMatto91]

i find it sad how the songs in Thumelina were written by Barry Manilow and they are horrible.

[msmissjordan1]

OMG thank god someone agrees with me about Thubelina song! It freaking sucks!! my ears would bleed if i hear that!

[phixer]

i know kazaam sucks in fact if you ask me i think the movie would have been better if it had micheal jorden in it but sadly i was told that this movie was being done at the SAME TIME as space jam(one of my favorite movies)which had him in it

oh and if your wondering YES im(kind of)saying that i think a movie about a basket ball player playing with cartoons is more better THEN A MOVIE WITH A BASKET BALL PLAYER PLAYING A GENIE

[Freezingred2]

4. Kazaam needs to shut the hell up. Stupid hasbeen!

3. Fail garbage Pail stuff!

2. Oh my god, barn animals?

[PowerRangerFanatic6]

I don't know what to think of the kazam songs...except lucky me for not seeing that movie.

Garbage pail...ah, bad memories returning to me, let it stop, let it stop!

The thumbelina song...another case of a good song with bad voices to sing it. Don't they learn? Not one voice but all voices need to be good for a song to be catchy.

I'm surprised you didn't include the songs from troll in central park. With exception of queen of mean, they were all bloody awefull!

[jm7940]

Thumbelina being number 2. Nothing could have saved it from being on the list. Isay anything under 5 could not have been saved.

[Digitalfairy]

Well yeah, marry the mole and Thumbelina (I only like Jodi's vocals) are pretty dumb. But I liked the flick tho.

[F1315NJ]

@CAMECAZI232 Yep, it's on that list. And it's pretty lousy from what I saw.

[RamboBlades]

@CAMECAZI232 Then I have sad news for you: your sense of humour sucks.

[CAMECAZI232]

@RamboBlades ok ok...it wasent THAT funny but uhhh....your right!

it did suck!!

[HotShotOmega]

Let's 1:37!

[Videot01]

4. Everything from this movie is stupid and wrong.

3. OH GOD!

2. Really? Wow, people liked marry the mole? Wow. Ah, remember that comment how i said Tony Jay could make any song epic... well I lied.

6:13

What is that chicken doing it looks like she has to take a crap! The Thumbelina song will always be better than marry the mole in my book. And both songs do suck. Come on Don Bluth what were you thinking?

[HotShotOmega]

Working with eachother sounds like sumrfs that got high.

[11CUB11]

I agree 100%......those songs are fucking hellbound

[Barclay1987]

Wow!

[Hewylewis]

Actually, i like all the songs in Thumbelina...except for "Thumbelina".

[NorthGaMafiaFilmz]

Barry Manilow also wrote the songs for "The Pebble and the Penguin"

[Tadicuslegion78]

I HATE THESE MOVIES.....forget waterboarding lets just show these godawful pieces of ratvomitedhorsedshitteryelepha­ntnasties to them, they will never be the same

[SilverZeo88]

Hewy liked Marry the Mole? Hewy how how could you. But he does have a point about Tumb's song. Look at those animals, you with how they were designed, you think they were main characters, no. The dog had a couple more scenes, but we just got annoying bird....

[F1315NJ]

@SilverZeo88 I'll agree with you on MtM. It was pretty bad. But this song was WORSE than that. Hell, I would rather listen to Carol Channing sing than the barn animals.

[Humbledingify]

@SilverZeo88 Well, I liked it , too. In all honesty, it's not that bad.

[TheITinFIT]

4. Shaq: Let's green egg and ham it! Me: NEVER!!!!!!

3. Again, it's hard to watch NC's review of this for all the reasons you listed-disgusting, disturbing, etc.

2. Again, another movie I'm embarrassed to admit I liked as a child, but even then I was smart enough to hate this song, along with that stupid Prozac-addicted bird.

[F1315NJ]

@TheITinFIT 4. Why couldn't they kill HIM instead of Tupac or Biggie?

3.Shit, shit, SHIT.

2. The bird was useless. The film looks like crap.

[laughingman19]

Am I the only one who thinks the goose from the Thumbelina song sound like she just came from the North song?

[DragonfireEXtreme402]

Somehow, I think Tony Jay regretted taking part in the Thumbelina song before he died.

[F1315NJ]

@DragonfireEXtreme402 Indubitably. Worst thing he's ever voiced in.

[beatensenseless902]

@F1315NJ even worse than say, the tom and jerry movie?

[F1315NJ]

@beatensenseless902 While he actually did a good job voicing in that film, his voice didn't really match the character's design. His character in Thumbelina only had a singing moment, and that was it. Nothing spectacular.

[ThaJoshinator]

Have you ever seen someone have one of those moments when something so bad just happened that they can't change there horrific facial expressions? Well thats just happened to me now and the titans song. D:

[Tron239]

Kazaam was so bad "Scary Movie" actually made fun of it. At the very beginning when the girl is talking with ghostface, he asks her what her favorite horror movie was and she says "Kazaam, y'know where Shaq plays a genie." and he says "That's not a horror movie!" And she says "Well I guess you haven't seen Shaq act." LOL it's so funny cause it's so true. P.S. I Freakin HATE you Shaq!!! >(

[realar]

Wow Garbage Pail Kids looks SO CHEAP, it would have done better as an animated series not this crapzilla of a film, Thumbelina why did you have to be DO DAMN CHEESY??

[ForbiddenDouchebag]

When I saw "Thumbelina" hit number two on your list, I wanted to be your crack bitch. At least Barry Manillow slightly improved his songwriting for animation when he did "Pebble and the Penguin"

Oh and by the ways, Tony Jay (Frollo) is the cow. X(

7:15 - Yep. You certainly are.

[F1315NJ]

@ForbiddenDouchebag Why, Tony?! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!

[crcoghill]

i feel your pain

[thegr8estone]

I know Kazaam was Extremly Worst then ever

[LionKingRulezAgain1]

theirs one differance for the Song Writer for Thumbalina, Elton John and Phil Collins worked for Disney, Bary Manilow did songs for a crappy Don Bluth movie