Torchwood Special - BBC

[DRscottnick]

Haha he says torchwood funny

[ImmaChiaotzu1]

Hey, at least this parody is better than Miracle Day.

[HitchhikingTheGalaxy]

...Welsh.

[hitchyone]

Cool

[cvrmaniac]

check out our name badges- annoying, dull and annoying, camp and annoying----welsh LOL :D

[TheGDLfan]

Ianto isn't dull and annoying...... D:

[agenerichuman]

rips in time in space that create enormous plot holes that we just have to deal with.

[kamwrites]

LOL!! Nice! I guess Jack's suddenly trying to be from Jeresy. And the "Welsh" tag, classic!

[mirandasblog]

I love it! 

[Jarvisdoctor]

I like "Torchwood" and this shit! I don't mind the series being poked fun at but if they're going to do it they might as well make it funny! As it happened it was about as funny as cancer! Have to agree with the estimation of Ianto being dull though! I can't say I was overly disappointed when he was written out of the series.

[wesleyis16]

RIGHT! LET'S GO KICK SOME SHITTY ALIEN ARSE!

Gets me every time.

[aperson22222]

Oh, how true, how true!

[TheTomReid]

Pound Shop Tom Cruise - brilliant!

[Sephiruto]

For those few of you not in the know: 0:54 - Mousse T. Vs. The Dandy Warhols - Horny as a Dandy.

[TheGamerH0lic]

I love Torchwood but this is just hilarious. "That's Toarchwood Gwen" XD I love how Jon Culshaw pronounces Torchwood in this

[BubbleshBex]

i love torchwood and think jack is amazinggg, but this is funny :'D

[urasai101]

It would have been so awesome if they added the whole CSI Miami One liner Yeah thing =P

[BeanPolice]

We're on the top of this building for no reason, this is torchwood.

oh yes, indeed. I always have to count the number of times they randomly appear on the top of buildings.

[ultrapersonthing]

torchwood: beyond the government, outside the united nations, but not above making a few gay jokes.

[My9thMyJoy]

His walk at the beginning was the best part.

[LivNovak]

Weird........I like the original Torchwood better!!

I only watch that for Gwen....I Love Eve Myles!!

[GazzTheFunkadelic]

@LivNovak Me and you both...she's gorgeous!!

[NoOneTookThisNameLol]

Lol "Welsh"

Michael Mac should of played Jack though.

[ElMarineroErrante]

That actress TOTALLY nails Eve Myles' speech. And I don't mean that a as a compliment to the real actress.

[chadishot]

@ElMarineroErrante ummm..Thats actually called an accent! A welsh accent so if you think Eve Myles's "Speech" is not a compliment your offending many people! Inculding me! So just don't!

[ElMarineroErrante]

@chadishot "Don't"? "Don't" what? Is this written in English at all or a translation from Babelfish? And if you can't differentiate between making a racist comment about Welsh accents and making a comment about Eve Myles' inability to dial down her over-the-top "LOOK AT ME I'M WELSH" speech patterns (which, judging by Miracle Day, either she hasn't or just plain can't), maybe you shouldn't be trying to put your opinion in words quite yet.

[chadishot]

@ElMarineroErrante Now your being plain ignorant! Like any other country there are many different types of the welsh accent, some more subtle then others, Myles' accent is from South West, Where they all sound like that! It’s not over the bloody top! You just have no idea what you’re talking about! lol

[dekuscrubbyfan888]

@chadishot These are my shiny teeth.

[LeftofWrong]

Worst American accent ever. xD

[DarthRevan916]

"We're Toi-rchwood. These are my shiny teeth."

[FanJamesRoday]

Wow......... ha. ha.

[cami752]

dont make fun of torchwood. im watching you

[skteosk]

Oh my.This is funny.Annoying, dull and annoying, camp and annoying, Welsh.

[85Aheadstix]

Twouch wood.

[surfer53]

Bad American accent...LOL. Really bad.

[ACTIN8OR]

always makes me chuckle

[ClayTongues]

Why cant John Culshaw do impressions?! The woman is okay, but Johns squeaky natural voice crops through into every impression!

[laughtoday4]

Ianto: dull and annoying

[brenco]

There's a longer version of this I can't find. "No no no Gwen, we only go after aliens we've slept with."

[brenco]

There's a longer version of this, I can't find it though. :(

[RisingDampChamp]

We're towarrrchwooad.

Lol

[AlwaysUnsupervised]

That accent is terrible. But this is hilarious (only partially accurate). ;)

[Jamiecole2]

We don't even know our own character's motivations. so we have nametags displaying them.

[zeldaofarel]

It is funny how John runs. It reminds me of athletes.

[lemonsaresocoollike]

"All we know from the readings it that its HORNY, HORNY, HORNY, SO HORNY"

[2sweetsunday]

"We are TOUACHWUD. These are my shiny teeth."

[ProudToBeNerdy]

Strews off pretty funny, but just went downhill after the 'outside the government, beyond the United Nations' joke.

[Goemas12]

Yea Ianto is not Dull and annoying he is funny and hot

[oioioi3000]

God damn hate Poftas hence cant stand Torchwood so this is quite good

[Dubzoomember]

I doubt you can describe Season 1 Jack as 'camp'.

[AlbinoNineTailedFox]

*facepalm*

[TorchWhoCanada]

They Should Make A Series With Billie Piper and the Human Doctor, It should be called Parallel and they can once again travel the universe. if you like the idea thumbs up and if you want like the idea on facebook it is on my channel's comments.

[ProphetTenebrae]

@TorchWhoCanada RTD actually wanted to make a spin-off based on Rose protecting the alternate Earth but even he realised it was a bad idea and gave up on it... I think his final words on the subject were akin to it being a: spin-off too far.

[farshnuke]

@TorchWhoCanada So in other words you watch series 28 of Doctor Who to run continuously as a spinoff from the real Doctor Who? I'm not sure but I think that might be the motivation of a torchwood villain.

[ReviewerEverything]

@TorchWhoCanada The Got Rid Of A Scene If The Final Of Series 4 Where On The Beach The Real Doctor Gives The Human One A Piece Of The TARDIS

[kamwrites]

@TorchWhoCanada Uh....no. Sorry.

[1979darthvader]

@TorchWhoCanada Do that and you'll become my hero.

[AceofGallifrey]

You gotta love Torchwood... but you gotta love making fun of Torchwood even more!

[Unbounding]

I have a feeling the new Torchwood is going to be ruined compared to this one.... It wont be the same without Ianto :(

[sallyjosie]

@Unbounding I agree. And everything that made the old Torchwood fun will probably be gone. I will watch and cross my fingers that they won't do away with the elements that made Torchwood a guilty pleasure. But I am afaid the American version won't be that good. And I am an American. I do think that there ARE American writers who could do a brillant job of converting British shows for and American audience. somehow, I doubt these guys are it.

[MelissaB1976]

This is so funny.

[sallyjosie]

realible but still. I've actually read that description elsewhere. He starts out as a villain but slowly transforms into a "hero?" WTF?! Would never happen in real life. I won't rehash what I've already written. And yes, I realise they might be putting out these rumors in a sick pathetic attempt to generate some cheesy publicity. But if they do turn that sick monster of a character into a hero, it would hardly make the writers look very good. In fact it would make some people very suspicous.

[adavies1992]

@sallyjosie I take back most of what I said, but I don't want to judge until I've seen it. It might be more believable in context. Maybe...

[sallyjosie]

before they start writing such ignorant garbage. And how are Jack and Gwen going to respond to this puke of a character? If they plot to kill him then I might watch but if they "feel sorry for him" and want to keep him alive so he can help them fight against the "evil aliens" then I will pass on watching such a sick and perverted show.

[adavies1992]

@sallyjosie You haven't even seen it yet. You're already judging based on details possibly out of context, which could be only rumour and gossip.

And I though he was meant to have killed a child, not necessarily been a paedophile.

[sallyjosie]

@adavies1992 Yes I thought of that. Which is why I am waiting to see what they intend to do with this character. but here I will cut and paste for you: whilst Bill Pullman is to play Oswald Danes,[19] a dangerous convicted murderer and paedophile who turns a prison release into celebrity status. Oswald faces the lethal injection, but becomes swept up in the story's plot thread when he — like the rest of the world — simply does not die. That is from Wikipedia which I realise is NOT the most....

[sallyjosie]

is at the bottom of the dung heap? THATS right! Pedophiles! And no, they would NOT be out among the other inmates because they would try to kill him EVERY CHANCE they got! That is why pedophiles are placed in solidarity confinment! No pedophile would ever get the chance to "organise" the other inmates for a prison break. Even some serial killers consider themselves "better" then pedophiles. Thats how criminals think. So the morons who are writing the new series should really get a few facts

[sallyjosie]

There is talk that one of the new characters in the new Torchwood show will be a dangerous murderer and a pedophile? WTF?! And he is suppose to be treated like a celebrity because he organises a jail break-out. Talk about massive stupidity! My father worked in a Jail for 30 years. Almost every afternoon, when he came home he would share all kinds of stories about the various inmates. One thing I remember him telling me was that there is a hierarchy in the jail amongst the inmates. And guess who

[specialfaiths]

I couldn't read what it said on Jack's tag. Can anyone tell me?

[TheParadoxSocks]

@specialfaiths Camp and annoying.

[specialfaiths]

@TheParadoxSocks haha, okay. Thanks! :'D

[TheRunningblade]

i love the mocking of jacks silly dances when ever he walks just noticed it :DDDDD

[lijana]

Oh well I love Torchwood and this is a funny parody! ^^

[NiobeNightingale]

God :D That's just Excellent! I can't stop laughing ^^

[adamcbourke]

lol i laughed when she sed: Bloody shit!

God the Dead Ringers are so hilarious

[ScorpiousMagnus]

Still love this so much!!! Love his walk and accent 'Tore-arch-wudd.' Brilliant.

[hb818283]

He's trying SO HARD to sound American...

[EternalDalek]

WELSH

[barkon]

I love Torchwood, and I think this is damned funny! Though I must say, these impersonations are near as good as the Tom Baker ones.

[paulineprojectlove]

this is really stupid and not funny

[ACTIN8OR]

WOW LMAO

[DragonSporks]

"And now we're up here on the roof for no reason whatsoever."

[Frosty9825]

we're the most FAMOUS SECRET organization in the world. LOL

[CosmicJess26]

bwahahahaha so funny!

[EndlessObscure]

There's no Tosh! D:

[adamcbourke]

@EndlessObscure Tosh is operating the camera

[KingLofiOne]

"We're *Toarchwidd*"

[CrazyPockyJunkie]

why did I laugh so hard at this...RIP IANTO!!!

[1nterwebs]

Ah this a classic ..

[Larry205]

omg love it

[javenged]

John Barrowman's seen this! type "Torchwood - Season 2 Behind The Scenes Sneak Peek" and go to 1:00 he does the walk xD

[neemz2000]

I love how Torchwood is supposed to be so secret that even the PM isn't supposed to know about it ("The Christmas Invasion") yet even Welsh grannies know about it ("Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang").

[Sesshomaru092]

@neemz2000 Thats because durning "The Christmas Invasion" Jack wasn't in charge but durning "Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang" he was in charge for a while. In other words Jack's bad at keeping torchwood a secret!

[htfussman32]

That is such a good Owen impersonation

[JohnBarrowmanFan900]

omg just saw John Barrowman comment on this, so hilarious XD

[LaLunaVar]

@JohnBarrowmanFan900 when and where did he comment on this? please, tell me, i soooo have to see that! thanks!

[LaLunaVar]

Rispondi a questo video...  !

[JohnBarrowmanFan900]

@LaLunaVar sorry, what?

[LaLunaVar]

@JohnBarrowmanFan900 i'd like to know in which video (or whatever it was) john barrowman commented on this rendition of his.

sorry for my comment repetition, u-tube wasn't working very well that day.

thanks

[JohnBarrowmanFan900]

@LaLunaVar oh rightt!! thats ok. i really am very sorry, since i commented on this 7 months ago ive completely forgotten the link/ name of video. All i know is that it was like a video of bloopers and had the BBC logo right at the end. very sorry :( x

[Bubblebanana]

This never fails to make me laugh.

[Anime4All123]

81 people have no sense of humour. But seriously, AWESOME.

[JohnBarrowmanFan900]

we're tawrechwood, these are meh shineh teeth

[JohnBarrowmanFan900]

who plays ianto

[JohnBarrowmanFan900]

lmao sooo funny XD

[1993Narutoboi]

OH MY DAYS THT IS A DAY LIGHTEN lolz 

[HeyBEatle123]

ohhhhh so much hate. :o/ it's funny and has it points that ring true....but really....it's a good show!

[aurora5757]

skip advertisement @00:01

[FireChestProductions]

Torchwood is one of my fav TV Series so I should find this offensive but its just damn to funny :)

[jasano1234]

i love torchwood but whats with the gay scenes

[aurora5757]

@jasano1234

havn't you ever seen a gay scene in torchwood?

[jasano1234]

@aurora5757 I have seen so many..You wouldn't really think it would

[aurora5757]

@jasano1234

have you seen the one where gwen walks in on them shagging?

[jasano1234]

@aurora5757 Nope

[aurora5757]

@jasano1234

you shouldve seen it,it was so funny!!!!

[EvergreenSelena]

@aurora5757 do you have a link???

[aurora5757]

@EvergreenSelena

for what?

[EvergreenSelena]

@aurora5757 the clip that you said about gwen walking in on them

[aurora5757]

@EvergreenSelena

yup, its youtube(dot)com(slash) watch?v=bf4U_ogd-pk

[aurora5757]

@EvergreenSelena

ill pm you it,coz youtube is a noob and wont let me say it in a comment :/

[MrsWickedSPN]

Absolutely adore this vid ! Love the tags, esp Owen's "Annoying" cuz God knows he is.

Love Torchwood but they make a good point. And I totally love the way they do it.

[MarcusSLazarus]

One of those parodies which makes an interesting-yet-exaggerated point

[MartinGordon100]

this was funny, but torchwood and doctor are brilliliant

[addictedtobooks]

Oooh...ugh. They have a point....but I LIKE Torchwood.....

[nomdesouris]

Oh dear God - I <3 Torchwood, but this is SPOT ON. I especially love Jack's swagger. Awesome.

[Drinkman7]

I like to touch wood lol

[KikaruHatsuharu]

What does "Jack"'s tag say?

[A7EX]

@KikaruHatsuharu

'Camp and Annoying'

[XxMysteriousGal123xX]

@KikaruHatsuharu Camp and annoying haha

[FaerieKitteh]

OMG *dies laughing*

[cadeeo]

loves 'jack's' swagger :D hahaha

[xxdrosexx]

Ianto isn't Dull and Irritating. He's PRETTY and WITTY and GAAAAYYY!!!

[Mr234Wtf]

@xxdrosexx I don'"t give a shit if he is gay I like him

[Emeralsha]

@xxdrosexx that is amazing :D

[Danyelleway]

@xxdrosexx Think you'll find Ianto isn't gay.. Jack's the only man he finds attractive.

[xxdrosexx]

@Danyelleway

'I feel pretty and witty and generally-straight-but-in-love­-with-one-dude'

Doesn't REALLY scan, does it?

[Danyelleway]

@xxdrosexx

I suppose not.. But it would have been funnier for the badge to say that :L

[LaLunaVar]

@Danyelleway but in some of the books he fancies other guys, and snogs one... and he also states to be bi

[Danyelleway]

@LaLunaVar Haven't really read the books, so that'd explain why i didn't know that :L

[MultiWill94]

@LaLunaVar He's omnisexual.

[zeldaofarel]

@MultiWill94 Yeah, it's in Doctor Who. He doesn't like labels. The actor's gay though, so I guess that's why he mostly makes out with guys. I'm not complaining though. It's hot.

[germanchap]

@Danyelleway It's also explained that Jack's pheromones are what turns people on.

[Danyelleway]

@germanchap I see, but even John Barrowman is an attractive man. I don't know many straight guys that don't find him attractive :L

[GeorgeMillerAtkinson]

Torchwood is the WORST show ever!!!

[KikaruHatsuharu]

@GeorgeMillerAtkinson No, that's American Idol

[snazzyjazzy]

that would have been funnier done with the actual torchwood actors. I would have been in tears if John Barrowman did that walk!

[FunFlirtyFlute]

I love Torchwood

but this is hilarious!

[cathrinebl]

Haha! fun and a bit true :P I like it when Barrowman comments on this spoof :P

[LaLunaVar]

@cathrinebl when and where did he comment on this? please, tell me, i totally have to see it!

[thedocwill]

were torchwood these are my shiny teeth

[helet47]

haha i could totally imange John Barrowman walk like the dude at the end d; <3

[stephenyoung95]

lets go and kick some shitty alien ass!

[ForbiddenRose22]

I LOVE Torchwood. But this is funny still. but it is making fun of it but still funny. just finished the series

[AngelLoverGirl24]

duuude. i love torchwood but that was hilarious! ... and most of it very true. :)

[housefan95]

FUCK YOU BBC.

THE BBC IS SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT NO ADVERTS.

THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT.

[captainFXCKINGmagic]

@housefan95 yh but this is youtube (a google owned website) NOT the bbc, they dont have control of ads on this

[housefan95]

@captainFXCKINGmagic

really? good

[redman8903]

god i love dr who, but hate torchwood, why does it have to be so Welsh and gay???

[Coruscant98]

@redman8903 fugg you.

[lovetorchwood]

it is good made me laugh :P

[moses4611]

0:30 lol

[DarthRevan916]

Dude, the guy playing Jack looks like he's seventy.

[Aiicyla]

LMFAO, that was so great. Gotta love a Torchwood parody.

You're not a real fan if you can't make fun of your own series, guys, c'mon. :P

[Sother3]

:---D Hilarious.

[ShadowTreasurer]

There is mention of Buffy even though Torchwood has more in common with Angel especially with the immortal nature of Jack with that of Angel the character.

I mean it's:

Doctor Who = Buffy

Torchwood = Angel

[BunnyFurrez88]

@ShadowTreasurer plus: Angel and Jack dress alike and are really close to James Marsters (one more than the other, lol)!

[lilactress07]

@DavyTom71 sorry but i completely DISAGREE!!!! they're two different shows aimed at two different audiences and BOTH are equally as brilliant as the other!!!

[DavyTom71]

Torchwood: it's like The Sarah Jane Adventures, but with some pointless shagging and swearing in it. Let's be honest: it's not good

[awesomesaucealicious]

@DavyTom71 Actually, it's really good. don't be so silly.

[lilactress07]

great accent for gwen!!!!! shiny teeth make me lol....