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  • Bring back Jill!

    samuelbecket1977 3 years ago

  • he is funny she isnt

    dunsedog 4 years ago

  • haha that is soo funy! dude you are awsome!!

    j1j8 4 years ago

  • heya... i love this... lol

    I'm so glad that I heard about you from sxe phil's spotlight... you rock!!!

    minka989 4 years ago

  • i admire all the effort you put into this, thx for giving us a good time!

    papafee 4 years ago

  • was this a daily show audition tape? because they already have a guy that looks like you and hes a lot funnier, sorry man.

    MBRHIndustries 5 years ago

  • Truer words were ne'er spoken. Or typen.

    pzottolo 5 years ago

  • awesome!1

    Davidscave 5 years ago

  • Good job! liked it....uh....of course anything that Jill does is cool. Hmmm...maybe the weather next time?

    jdsun 5 years ago

  • awesome job, i like it.

    i am a chinese,and this is the first time i come around here,

    and this guy blows me up(am i using the right expression?)

    conglin429 5 years ago

  • this guy blows me away

    Lodestone1968 5 years ago

  • Just don't say "this guy blows me". That wouldn't be good. ;D

    KlaxonCow 4 years ago

  • this blows. jill, your acting sucks. this should be called 'thirdratetube'.

    pzotollo - not bad delivery, but too predictable. dane cook lite. if that's possible.

    blocist 5 years ago

  • Not in the least bit funny. Makes no sense.

    JohnnyRaleigh 5 years ago

  • Jill is funny

    jbdude30 5 years ago

  • I like this with Jill. To me they do better than SNL, so maybe they should hire them for the show. Some in here need to lighten up for do you do this to SNL blobs too. Plus a few need to learn history or not be racist. I will end that this was very good and Jill the pagent gay I think showed she wanted Jane, Mary and maybe would try for Jill, I didn't see any Tom, Dick or Harry with her hands on.

    rudedogcarney 5 years ago

  • I liked it better when she just babbled in front of the camera. Milktoast reporter and borish sketch writing diminishes credibility of vlogger... news at 11.

    Rpgedimac 5 years ago

  • funny stuff

    synthemesc06 5 years ago

  • I just subscribed (Jill said to check it out!) And I love this, I am really interested in the news but I never have a chance to read the paper or watch it on TV, this is a great substitute (and you tell the truth!)

    ErinMay85 5 years ago

  • Love it!!!!

    sandy68cheeks 5 years ago

  • Lame

    brez06 5 years ago

  • lol this reminds me of when kids pretend to play house or "news reporter".

    jmpmo03 5 years ago

  • "They must've profiled hookers" - best line ever. Good job two you! :-)

    projectblogsphere 5 years ago

  • "serial killers or managers at Wal-Mart", lmfao! As for the so-called beauty queen, spoiled brats need a nice long spanking...in the privacy of my bed...oops, *ahem*, bad girl, baaaaaaaaad girl, now come here and pull your panties down for daddy, heh, damn, I forget where I am, geeze. >;-)

    LinuxFanboy 5 years ago

  • ccccoooooooooooooollllllllllll­llllllll i like it ;D

    morgan111213 5 years ago

  • i know peter

    jesusgosdumbdumb 5 years ago

  • jill's cute

    FroJoeKoolaid 5 years ago

  • Jill, brilliant vid, u r so amaazing and clever. Love this vid. I hope they request u back as a special reporter hehe. Merry Christmas and Happy New year to you. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

    king1and 5 years ago

  • I hate that background...but your good...

    kaylaxtra 5 years ago

  • This is a vidio responce to FED UP? Yet this slated as what FED UP is a responce to? nice marketing stratagy I have watched a few of both yours & Jills vidios not to shabby. keep it up, by the way how come the bag of fruit all of a sudden?

    cameleng 5 years ago

  • way cool and creative,,, loved the timing

    mannysilva1 5 years ago

  • lol, that rocked ;P

    DeXimE 5 years ago

  • I liked the video, pretty damn funny.

    nheitz 5 years ago

  • I know 2 virgins in 30s and 40s.

    JawsJaws 5 years ago

  • can you tell us more about that?

    AmateurAstronaut 5 years ago

  • maybe they could hook up?

    AmateurAstronaut 5 years ago

  • very cool

    coreymon77 5 years ago

  • I thought this was brilliant - Good job both of you =P

    Itstherunningshow 5 years ago

  • lol funny video

    hqnet 5 years ago

  • jon stewart wannabe...

    JoeRowler 5 years ago

  • fgdfgd

    oferbs 5 years ago

  • giggle

    badhands22 5 years ago

  • This chick didn't just have "premarital sex", she had a fucking drunken orgy.

    B4TT3RY 5 years ago

  • You say that like it is a bad thing?

    If Miss USA sees drunken orgies as the way forward for America, I say the USA should follow her example, for as long as she holds the title, and see where it leads.

    Who knows, if Tara Connor's reign is successful, all future Miss USA contestants might aspire to contibute towards 'drunken sex orgies and world peace'.

    (I know 'world peace' is a taboo subject to some people, I will try to moderate myself better in the future).

    holobot 5 years ago

  • it would be good if there wasn't already a daily show with mr. stewart

    tylerleebash 5 years ago

  • is that a compliment? they do have a similar style

    AmateurAstronaut 5 years ago

  • not a compliment at all - this guy doesn't have his own style, he's trying to be jon stewart and it's really not working out for him.

    tylerleebash 5 years ago

  • I guess we disagree- I think they are both hilarious

    AmateurAstronaut 5 years ago

  • yeah, let's agree to disagree

    tylerleebash 5 years ago

  • Seriously, learn some basic Vieo Editing Techniques. Use Masks and Shadows, to bring out the pictures goodness gracious..Windows Movie Maker is ruining america

    tekhak 5 years ago

  • This one is my favorite!!

    movingaverage 5 years ago

  • Wow...somebody's cool.

    gildersniff 5 years ago

  • people like you are ruining America. Die already.

    THeMaskedBlogCritic 5 years ago

  • maybe you should work on making your videos interesting- I don't watch youtube for masks and shadows

    AmateurAstronaut 5 years ago

  • that chick was awful and i think your right, she is a whore.

    youhater 5 years ago

  • Boooooriiiiing

    Rahmanqureshi 5 years ago

  • slap me? join my mom, my teachers, my boss, my wife, my mistress...

    pzottolo 5 years ago

  • We already have a news show don't we?

    nurse19111 5 years ago

  • That was great, very funny indeed!

    Rgmonster 5 years ago

  • That was pretty cool, HI JILL! Something is off, the edits didnt seem to flow realisticly, I like this in theory, and its not a bad watch, but will do much better as both of you "settle into" the roles... Jill at the end i had to laugh, "you son of a" part was kinda funny, it seemed acted, then again i dont know what your mean side looks like, you seem too nice! anyway, peace out Jill! i miss your stickam, but been busy!

    paindrain 5 years ago

  • perhaps this comment should of been sent to me in a private message. i appreciate critism, but maybe try not to be as harsh, should i start dissecting your videos? It was my first time, cut me some slack here... apprently youtube appreciated it enough to be featured

    xgobobeanx 5 years ago

  • Heaven forbid that someone should offer her Highness a bit of constructive criticism.

    You go stand in the corner Paindarin, you bad bad man!!

    movingaverage 5 years ago

  • Oh that was fantastic! lol.

    nonigold 5 years ago

  • hey girlie!! thank you! it was a lot of fun

    xgobobeanx 5 years ago

  • Cool. I hope you guys are planning to continue!

    nonigold 5 years ago

  • Premarital sex =/= sleeping around. Girls know these things.

    rebeccatrishel 5 years ago

  • that girl at 1:41 looks firmiliar who is she?. and i know i cant spell

    sting1ylo 5 years ago

  • it's me xgobobeanx :)

    xgobobeanx 5 years ago

  • 95% of americans have sex before they marry then again i saw a pole where it said im not 100% sure, that americans are like 80 % chritians f****ng hypocrites

    sting1ylo 5 years ago

  • Beware of what the Poles tell you. Poles lie.

    rebeccatrishel 5 years ago

  • oh man you always crack me up. and i'm polish. and i never lie.

    pzottolo 5 years ago

  • How can I trust you? Pole?

    rebeccatrishel 5 years ago

  • woah it's featured

    AmateurAstronaut 5 years ago

  • dry dead pan humor is the best

    bosscain 5 years ago

  • I guess we now know Jill wont be getting any acting jobs soon, She was terrible!

    houtmaster 5 years ago

  • Yeah she was shite.

    movingaverage 5 years ago

  • why do you hate? i am learning.. geez

    xgobobeanx 5 years ago

  • I dont hate, I just think you were shite.

    movingaverage 5 years ago

  • i still do not know what means..

    xgobobeanx 5 years ago

  • How is all of this Spanish and stupid crap on the top videos? You'd think good stuff would get filtered through all the crap, but I guess you have to search for everything.

    Nihilive 5 years ago

  • indeed. sorry we misled you. we are without a doubt absolute gnat's urine. but please be a good chap and come back; we'll get better i promise you.

    pzottolo 5 years ago

  • premarital sex??? yes please 1 here and 2 to go

    CGA96 5 years ago

  • No I disagree, your much better looking than Gill. Wait did I just say that out loud?

    MegaFlyGuy 5 years ago

  • You need a more unique idea to get your 15 minutes.

    Gratiti 5 years ago

  • really?? it got featured isn't that enough?

    AmateurAstronaut 5 years ago

  • yes, i should really do interminably long and eye-bleedingly boring videoblogs about nothing in particular. oh wait, that's been done, too...

    pzottolo 5 years ago

  • That was funny...great job! Oh I think what Jill meant to say to your question about premarital sex is ...not recently!...lol like within the past 15 hours...lol

    pongman 5 years ago

  • GAAAAASP VIRGIN ALERT!!!

    secretasianm 5 years ago

  • Ha ha ha ha

    likecards 5 years ago

  • Haha, that was great! I loved it Jill :)

    jillzy 5 years ago

  • arrrr! me wants news of the day director channel!

    1ns0mniac 5 years ago

  • arrrgh the funny thing is, i'm not a comedian, i just wanted to NOT be a director, and so here i am, a comedian. i really just work as tech support.

    pzottolo 5 years ago

  • 95% of men would have defended Miss USA, Tara Connor, the same way that Donald Trump did, even though only 5% could reasonably assume they would ever get the oppurtunity to sleep with her before marriage.

    Only 5% of men will openly admit this due to fear of Rosie O'Donell.

    holobot 5 years ago

  • Well since were playing with numbers. 100% of strait men would sleep with Tara if she was drunk and naked in their bar. 100% of men would love to have been the arresting officer of a drunk and naked Tara. 5% of men would love to have the decision to end her career like Donald did.

    sabot96 5 years ago

  • donald didn't end her career :) she got a second chance

    xgobobeanx 5 years ago

  • You are very right. I was trying to say 5% of men would love to have to decide to end her career or not. Donald decided to not end her career.

    sabot96 5 years ago

  • yeah I doubt Donald was happy about the situation

    AmateurAstronaut 5 years ago

  • but would they sleep with her if she was drunk and naked AND had was really a flesh eating alien? that, my friend, is the question.

    pzottolo 5 years ago

  • hmmm...stick with me, we're working on it :)

    pzottolo 5 years ago

  • Peter, great writing! That was hilarious!

    Also, I watched it again and it's clear that she implied what was bestowed upon her all herself. You didn't have to say a word, she set herself up for being called a "hooker". Awesome skit!

    GuanacoUB 5 years ago

  • thanks! keep watching!

    pzottolo 5 years ago

  • Next week GuanacoUB, the defective dicketective, exposes the high pressure interrogation techniques of the 'Knock, Knock' joke and explains why four-year-olds who say they are 'little teapots' really are 'little teapots'.

    More meds, less brain farts Inspector Cluso.

    Diamonddark 5 years ago

  • You're right, she left...you thought you were right, but she left! Ding dong, we have a weiner, err winner. Somebody get some toilet paper and toss it in this one's mouth!

    Uh oh, it flew right over...perhaps a featured video by Paperlilies just might do the trick!

    GuanacoUB 5 years ago

  • that's pretty incoherent- his point was that this skit was meant as a joke

    AmateurAstronaut 5 years ago

  • What? No way? This was a joke? Thank god you pointed that out...I mean I didn't call it a skit in my initial comment or anything...

    GuanacoUB 5 years ago

  • i am loving these comments by the way

    pzottolo 5 years ago

  • I'm glad you're having a good time, I myself am finding satisfaction through text as well! It seems I have invoked the ire of a couple lackeys(not yours, Peter) and it fascinates me!

    GuanacoUB 5 years ago

  • Damn those drunken beauty queens! Out there doing their cocaine....exposing American values and such.

    Incidentally, this raises the bar for your Friday segments. She's one of my favorite editors on YT.

    Dcyphrz 5 years ago

  • She's one of the best.

    pzottolo 5 years ago

  • im subbing to this :)

    am1gv 5 years ago

  • sweet!

    pzottolo 5 years ago

  • something new, it's great.

    digibluez 5 years ago

  • stay tuned every friday!

    pzottolo 5 years ago

  • dark blue, actually

    pzottolo 5 years ago

  • you could do a different tie every time like you do with the tshirts

    AmateurAstronaut 5 years ago

  • I've got more colorful suits, wait til next Friday :)

    pzottolo 5 years ago

  • 95%, haha...this is my favorite video so far, keep up the awesome work man.

    kaddapatton 5 years ago

  • Good work. I look forward to watching more,

    gildersniff 5 years ago

  • Thanks!

    pzottolo 5 years ago

  • Peter- you are brilliant! I've watched about 20 of your vids... I'm going to go back and watch them all :)

    AmateurAstronaut 5 years ago

  • oh man...that's over 100 vids. hope you have popcorn.

    pzottolo 5 years ago

  • I have enough food and water for the next 24 hrs- just don't delete any!

    AmateurAstronaut 5 years ago

  • haha not sure I believe Jill

    AmateurAstronaut 5 years ago

  • where have the believers gone in this Godless world?

    pzottolo 5 years ago

  • I love your sarcasm

    AmateurAstronaut 5 years ago

  • You need a Sightspeed logo for the corner of all your"reports.This was definately taking it to another level.Which level,we have no clue.

    TankCarl 5 years ago

  • not a shabby idea there

    pzottolo 5 years ago

  • Don't sell yourself short, you're a better looking man than Jill.

    SirIsaacNewton 5 years ago

  • i'm not sure if that's a complement, but thanks i think.

    pzottolo 5 years ago

  • :-) (laughing like the family guy).

    SirIsaacNewton 5 years ago

  • ahah what?!

    xgobobeanx 5 years ago

  • Oh dear.... you need to get rid of that bint, she sucks ass.

    Keep it a one man show!

    movingaverage 5 years ago

  • no way I thought that was hilarious!! my 2 fav youtubers

    AmateurAstronaut 5 years ago

  • Seriously , dont listen to fanboy. She has dented your comedic credibility.

    movingaverage 5 years ago

  • hey hey hey let's be nice now...

    pzottolo 5 years ago

  • haha pure genius :)

    Blade376 5 years ago

  • only 43% pure. The rest is a mix of water, bone, and where my brain is, there's a soggy mass of cauliflower.

    pzottolo 5 years ago

  • woot!

    loconut 5 years ago

  • wootwoot!

    pzottolo 5 years ago

  • That was a really funny video!

    THeMaskedBlogCritic 5 years ago

  • Thanks! Jill's the editor extraordinaire!

    pzottolo 5 years ago

  • and i thank peter for the wonderful writing!

    xgobobeanx 5 years ago

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