Facebook Quote Buddha

[CrazySoon9413]

i dont think buddha is a caucasian... just like jesus is not an asian...

[camobeast100]

For everyone who doesn´t get it: IT´S NOT MAKING FUN OF BUDHISM!! It´s making fun about how these kind of philosofical oneliners (always coming from some movie or tv show) get thrown around by people. Read the description bar, than you might know what I´m talking about.

[123sanju1000]

@Ibledue if your dad would been gay how did you come to this world it is completely out of natural and those people are sick

[nickkraw1]

his eyes look high

[Noizieboy]

Somewhere in asia...

[EmberQZ912995]

I hate annoying Facebook quotes, but this was hilarious!

Wait... why is there an evolution argument going on down there?

[Gmancrap]

2:11

Diss nigga...

[fuzzybuzzy47]

2:27

[djones1234567654321]

I love this!

[Romeo195222]

"Celebrate we will, because life is sweet for certain." xD love DMB

[coolass222]

I only watch collage humor at like between 1:00 am to 7:00 am

[EdgyBroEDGY]

"If life hands you lemons, you probably just found lemons." -Bo Burnham

[weezact7]

Sing like nobody's listening, dance like nobody's watching, and drive like you're the only person on the road.

Also, if hands you lemons, cut off life's hand.

[DirigiblePlumCompany]

Scary buddah.

[ItsZorn5620SON]

Are they saying that facebook quotes suck?

[MrCallofthemastodon]

I was listening to Tripping Billies by DMB WHILE watching this video. i was in awe.

[MrCallofthemastodon]

@MrCallofthemastodon I do realize that this song is Two Step. i got messed up because tripping billies came on as i was commenting.

[TheCorsicanaKid]

Am I the only one who is fucking creeped out by Face Book Quote Buddah?

[susupoosa]

@TheCorsicanaKid yes you are because youre a homosexual

[Ibledue]

@susupoosa Is there anything wrong with being a homosexual? You do realise that religion hates it because people "choose" to be gay when infact it's proven that it's by genetics. Would you like it if you had most of the world constantly treating you like shit? No you wouldn't.

Before anyone asks I'm not gay but I've had friends discriminated for being gay.

[susupoosa]

@Ibledue chiiiiiiiiillllllllllll dude, I only all people homos on the net because it gets peple ticking. I'm actually quite tolerant of homosexuals and encourage them for their rights.

[peirce955]

@Ibledue are you serious...its not genetic.

[Ibledue]

@peirce955 Recent studies have shown it's caused by genetics.

[MyCoolStoryBro97]

@Ibledue Recent studies have shown you're an idiot. It's not genetic. It's just a bad choice.

[Ibledue]

@MyCoolStoryBro97 No need to flame. If you look around many different studies show that almost all homosexuals are in fact homosexuals because of a genetic reason (I'm not sure why because I haven't gotten around to reading articles).

I mean who would want to become a person who is heavily discriminated, treated unfairly and bashed upon? Only people who aren't informed by this or are raised by a very christian family (which is not bad) would think it's a choice (just and assumption).

[Zethux]

@Ibledue .......Permission to hug you? (Gay 16-year-old boy) :D

[MyCoolStoryBro97]

@Ibledue First off, it is a choice, not genetic. Second, yeah, it's wrong. Marriage was meant for a man and a woman. If God wanted people to be gay, he would've created Adam and Steve, not Adam and Eve... Nonetheless, God still loves them like He loves everyone. He just hates the sin that they (including everyone) commits.

[Ibledue]

@MyCoolStoryBro97 Look, I have no intention on offending you and your belief about christianity, but I really have to inform you that throughout recent years we have more studies that show more information about the Human Race.

100 years ago, if you were to say that humans came from chimpanzees, that the world was created trillions of years ago or even that there are chromosomes that mutate your body into a homosexual or a disabled person you would be laughed at, but studies have shown that

[AnOddBot]

@Ibledue If you said that stuff today you should still be laughed at. We didn't evolve from chimpanzees, we just share a common ancestor with them. The universe is only 12-14 billion years old.

[Ibledue]

@AnOddBot Sorry, my bad. I usually assume most facts I read about but can't really remember. Thanks for correcting me! :)

[Ibledue]

@MyCoolStoryBro97 it is all caused with a logical explanation (with the exception of the big bang as that is a theory). DNA shows that we have a link with chimpanzees, Rocks show traces of stone structure that have proven to be millions of years old and mutations in the body have shown to be the reason for body outcomes.

Now I can't say there is/isn't a god (even though I'm atheist), but religion is pretty dodgy when it comes to facts, so I'm just giving a heads up about a few things.

[MyCoolStoryBro97]

@Ibledue Evolution has never been proved completely, as it started as a theory. Charles Darwin even said it wasn't possible and became a Christian. Obviously, me growing up in a semi- Christian household contributes to my beliefs. Christianity is the only true, full explanation of the beginning of time. God has a plan for all of us, so why not follow His plan. Following Him doesn't mean there won't be any hardship, but you will have someone all- powerful to give your problems to.

[nickkraw1]

@Ibledue Few religions condemn you for BEING gay, they just condemn you acting upon and sleeping with other guys (girls if you're a lesbian). Everyone has challenges, gay people just have an extra one they're born with. (I'm Catholic, I don't know about any of the others)

[usuckbad2]

@nickkraw1 Wow thats fucking retarded, its like if some one didn't condemn you for being straight but if you had sex with a girl then thats bad, how would you feel? Jesus you have no empathy what so ever

[nickkraw1]

@usuckbad2 Hey, some people are born retarded, some without limbs, some deformed, but there are problems and we have to face them. Some people are born with additional troubles, and no its not fair, but that's what our Church believes. And its not that bad to go celebet (think I spelled that wrong) all your life. Ever heard of a monk of priest, there are millions of them. That's Catholicism's opinion for all I know, and I a Catholic I agree with it. We should pity and try to help homosexuals.

[bonalicious69]

@nickkraw1 ever think they are happy? your ignorant. maybe they dont want help. maybe jesus wants them to be happy? and yes im catholic too. im just not a hater. do what makes you happy dude. if someone finds love in the same gender, why do you want to get in between it? its not your business. and lets not even get into the whole "pity" the homosexuals thing. thats a fucked up view. i pity the ignorant and arrogant. such as yourself. and no im not gay. thumbs up to the gay community.

[DistantLegacy]

@Ibledue Are you gay?

[SharkyIzrod]

@Ibledue While I completely agree that there is nothing wrong with homosexuals I do not agree that it is proven that it is by genetics. If it was by genetics it would have just gone away through evolution. We can all be gay, it is just triggered in some people and not in others. If you have gay friends, have trouble with girls or never really got much to speak with girls you have a bigger chance of being gay, or at least that's what I think. Your Sexuality depends on your life, not genes.

[ziloe]

@Ibledue Just because there’s a gay guy near you, it /doesn’t/ mean he wants to /do/ you. You know how being gay works, right? He has 5% body fat and looks like he belongs in GQ magazine. /You’re/ prematurely balding, 35 pounds over weight, and yelling, “Fag!”. You’re probably not his type.

[YamiPoyo]

i was expecting him to go Jaffa cree!

[hithienbang]

:( IM VIET

[YamiPoyo]

@hithienbang Whats that mean in regards to this?

[ClementIsInsane]

I used to be wise with holy words, and then I took an arrow in the knee.

[ZteveN18]

@ClementIsInsane I used to make god awful jokes then I took humor to the face

[EldanairMage]

He was golden brown but not that fat

[8Psychotic]

You know the real Buddah was an emaciated Indian prince, not fat or golden.

[asianbutt6]

Im offended

[synichi]

yáll cant even get a real asian guy to act as buddha?

[Pannassir]

I didn't know Chichen Itza was in Asia...

[moviehoofd]

I like it says (some were in asia) like, yeah all of asia looks like a boedistic temple, god knows were this is, could be anywere :) thats like showing the empire state building and sayin: somewere in america

[xTheFelixFelicisx]

Save a broom, ride a wizard

[heartbeat43210]

THIS VIDEO IS FUCKING RACIST IM ASIAN AND BHUDDA DOES NOT SWEAR U FUCKING CUNT FACES

[MegaVirus700]

@heartbeat43210 you dont know that

[shadowguarder]

this video is incredibly stupid!

buddha is one of the greatest men ever existed and they are doing a parody on him?

it seems like today's society and media become stultified...!

[sonicthechicken]

@shadowguarder

theres more than one bhudda

[shadowguarder]

@sonicthechicken

could you explain me? i know only from one buddha

[AK47VSM162010]

i saw an ad and i thought it was a college humor video xD do companys watch these!?

[Tritwop]

why does everyone hate lemons? they're great.

When life kicks you in the nuts and shits on you're head, making lemonade doesn't help.

[littlemoocowmedow]

When life gives u lemons make grape soda them sit back and watch as ppl wonder how the fuck you did that

[SuppleGooch]

Has anyone read Siddartha? Thats the White Siddartha!

[iluvhobos27]

When life gives you lemons, you make due.

Ten points if you know who said that (;

[AttilaBinHitler]

When Life gives you lemons, you squirt it on other people's eyes and take their wallets.

[Mocha2007andcoco]

@TheAmberEyed But here's the question:

Which would you rather have:

This bar of chocolate?

Or your life?

"Chocolate"

Guards, kill him and then toss the chocolate bar into his grave.

[Aussierager21]

School is like a boner it's long and hard unless your Asian

[MrFuzzySpunk]

As An old man once said,

Sex is not the answer, sex is the question, yes is the answer.

[TheWillyBe]

@TheRealJoshObrien when God gives you lemons you get a new God.

[TheAmberEyed]

If chocolate is the answer who cares what the question is?

[droctayogapus]

Orthidontists or youtube... damn

[ollyosborn56]

nice bald cap LOL

[hungeredone]

@ollyosborn56 i think its just a swim cap

[xxAntiBeastTheoryxx]

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice and leave everyone wondering how the fuck you did it.

[thunderer15]

Fucking stupid shit video

[TheSupraTRD]

Zordon???

[JSmusiqalthinka]

That first thing Buddha said was actually Buddhist. :p

[starofthelost]

Why did budda sould evil in the beginning?

[sonyslilhelper]

"dance like nobody is watching" but my favorite dance is illegal in 109 countries, and punishable by death in 87.

[cnote72740]

@sonyslilhelper I must ask what this dance is.

[sonyslilhelper]

@cnote72740 well, the english language lacks most of the nescassarry letters and sounds to say it... and i dont know where you would get the 12000 watt laser and the popcorn feuled robot outside molvania...

[itubeudont]

@MarbleTM I wont make lemonade with a melon

[CupOfRainbows]

there is no 2:26 hmm... when life give you one less second, gain top comment.

[ericsyutubeaccount]

@CupOfRainbows flagged for spam

[goppel1]

When life gives you lemons, throw them to the ground.

[MimeLapse]

yellow face!

literally....

[Rawr8987]

"Don't frown because you never know who is falling in love with your smile"? Oh sweet fucking JESUS if only I had a dollar for every idiot teenage girl who posted that on Facebook

[Roronoa2zoro]

When life gives you lemons, take a permanent marker, write “pass it on” on each one, and mail them to complete strangers.

[ilov3hotsaucexxx]

not funny

[TheRealJoshObrien]

@Wizardof360

Thanks :)

[ExperimentLife]

The easiest way to solve something is by solving it without any difficulty.

[LollyJama7]

@MarbleTm CAVE JOHNSON

[PurplePlatypusPoop]

When life gives you dilemmas, make dilemmanade.

[boondocks123o]

Save a horse ride a cowboy-- Now your just being retarded

[MarbalTm]

When life gives you melons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! GET MAD! I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?! I demand to see life's manager! MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY IT THOUGHT IT COULD GIVE (insert name here) LEMONS! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS! I'M GONNA GET MY ENGINEERS, TO INVENT A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON, THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!

[jimsuperkid]

if you're going to judge someone, first walk a mile in their shoes.

that way, wen u judge them, ur a mile away..........................­... and u have their shoes

[xxpoisenandkissesxx]

"dance like nobody's watching" haha oh lord

[Sergeanttoasty]

Terrible

[TheRealJoshObrien]

When life gives you: high fructose corn syrup, citric acid, ascorbic acid, maltodexrin, sodium acid pyrophosphate, magnesium oxide, calcium furnarate, yellow 5, tocopherol and less than 2% natural flavours...

Make Sprite.

[TheRealJoshObrien]

When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

[Thegeekchanell]

@TheRealJoshObrien No...When life gives you melons...START GRABBING!!!

[TheVerandaguy]

@TheRealJoshObrien When life gives you melons, you stare at them as long as you go unnoticed, and, given the chance, stuff your face in there.

[peacezzz3]

Rent Refrence FTW!!!

[madbar4lifexo]

@peacezzz3 :D

[axelasdf]

I thought this looked really good, until I saw the bald cap.

[three7seven]

nice swimming cap.



[thealltedrygt]

should'nt they be afraid of terrorist monks now since they are mocking their "religous leader"?

[TheMostOffensiveName]

@thealltedrygt meh buddhism is more of a philosophy

[sbm168]

Buddha wasn't fat...

[terave1337]

@happilyeveramber He took that from portal two. Great Game!

[happilyeveramber]

@SleepingMentalNinjaTV - haha you took that from funnypics didn't you? cuz those are the exact words of one of the pics haha!

[icebloodful]

when he said do not frown because you never know when someone is falling in love with your smile i freaked the fuck out that was one of my friends statuss

[burnshitfuckschool94]

Lol central park.

[Mixmastermehdi]

when life gives you lemons ask life, how the fuck did you get enough lemons for everyone, and to tell them that lemonade sucks without sugar.

[JAKKU94]

@Mixmastermehdi , Worst joke ever.

[Mixmastermehdi]

@JAKKU94 Thank you for your feedback, (kicks bucket)

[SleepingMetalNinjaTV]

@chloeleannesophia no, when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade, make life take the lemons back, GET MAD, I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO WITH THESE?! DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER! MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY HE GAVE ME LEMONS!

[777elicious]

@SleepingMetalNinjaTV lol

[PMMillard]

@SleepingMetalNinjaTV sure thing Cave Johnson

[debra2995]

o h for brother

[SasukeisAwesome]

Buddha sounds like Zordon.

[ansaar19]

@mutater0- ok. i ment its corny.

[ansaar19]

IGNORANT! LOOKS LIKE THE FAT MONK FROM EUROPE, NOT THE BUDDHA

[mutater0]

@ansaar19 It's a comedy sketch...

[Solbady]

Keep pressing 8. lol hard

[retic4life]

keep pressing 2 ;)

[existenceisrelative]

@Yarr99 Yep! Sure can!

"Somewhere over there."

[eaturfeet653]

loved it till he mentioned the tar heels, GO DUKE BLUE DEVILS!!!! GO TO HELL CAROLINA GO TO HELL!

[SpeciaITrick]

ha if you hit "3" it sounds dirty. lol

[philcannon91]

Thinking about college. Just hit 9 for the best university ever.

[39unknown93]

Wasn't this place in army of two?

[amazingmen912]

hahaha keep pressing 8

[BadMacaroni]

That almost kinda looks like Homer Simpson

[societas56]

@fuckmania07 who are you to talk about such matters? People like you start wars. Besides you don't even know the truth.

[societas56]

I like how the bald cap isn't obvious

[KingofIgors]

"Forget regret, OR LIFE IS YOURS TO MISS."

[Pat8u]

@fuckmania07 sigh fucken idiots like you make the rest of christanity look bad

[AdamSKHaj]

.. *Updates Facebook Status*.

[TheMMBrowns]

like if you noticed the bedroom shoes and the flap of his bald cap in the back

[neoshenlong]

2:02

CC says "Nazi it and Leading"

[TheGodofspeed]

fuckmania07 is an asshole and a troll, we get it. No more comments please.

[sex0trone]

@fuckmania07

If I'm going to hell at least all my friends will be there ^^

[DrSlofish]

This whole video was complete cus of the caption.

[imintoshorts]

guy is hot. would love to cuddle with him

[Boogawes]

Big and Rich ftw!!! LOL!!!!

[chiefXC3]

@fuckmania07 right, good place to display your extreme beliefs, over a joking youtube video. youre not doing so well on truly displaying your religion as well as you want looking at your name. one so familiar with Christianity should know that in the 10 commandments it does, after all, say thou shalt not commit adultery. good job for making our common religion look bad with your "im going to save the world with my outrageous outburst of how most of the world is going to hell". church appreciates

[TheDrewTimes2]

lol "dont go!"

[ThinkStyle1]

The most important relationship is the one with you and you.

[FullerAbyss]

HEELS



[bazinga1964]

@Eefree87 yes, the fat budda is actually another enlightened person who was very different to te first budda.

[bazinga1964]

@fuckmania you are such a dick, do us all a favor and 'go to heaven' earlier. Your really idiotic and you were probably educated by a slimeball evangelic preacher.

[michaelrey9515]

@fuckmania07 dude look at ur username

[eefree89]

I've remembered enough from history to know that the fat guy that you see in every Asian restaurant is not Siddartha Guatama (the Buddha). But then again, why should expect College Humor to know that either.

[livyluhu]

i think thats a swim cap they just had laying around

[SuperKawaiKitty]

facebook: just as messed up as religion, but as addictive as crack. and in the end? IT WILL ALL RUIN YOUR LIFE

[TheMusicJunkie23]

North Carolina sucks. I live there.

[buddhists1]

its a some kind of awfull video of some mad people......remove this from youtube please....

[Slipknot808]

@buddhists1 I guess the Buddha hasn't taught you how to develop your sense of humor.

[insatiableTy]

@buddhists1 your comment really didn't make any sense....

[Mdiddy315]

@buddhists1 stfu

[MrRaven92]

lmao "don't go" wow

[PanteraReloaded]

hahahahah that Buddha must construct additional pylons LOLOLOL

[MsPunkWhatever]

Sooooooooooooooo... Many mistakes... Srsly?!....

[dizzyarcher01]

what does this have to do with facebook? it could have just been called quote buddha

[khonsmosis]

Ummmm, why is there a Mesoamerican temple in the middle of Asia at 00:9?

[gotbannedbefore]

@khonsmosis good eye indiana

[savetheplanet88]

the one i've seen like 30,000 times:

"life is not measured by the breaths we take, but the moments that take our breath away." >.<

[chloeleannesophia]

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice and leave everyone wondering how the fuck you did it.

[Febeleh]

@chloeleannesophia I'd rather have life take back their stinkin' lemons, or make lemon incendiary grenades!

[nitroluke85]

@Febeleh combustible lemons? portal reference fail

[GloriousGameReviews]

@chloeleannesophia LOL

[Confusedfurry]

@chloeleannesophia

when you cant win, cheat.