Bioshock - Messing with Cohen

[spiraldude20]

My friend did the game and said we couldnt attack him.. I went ahead and shot at him. he got hit and disappeared. and i saw fire being thrown at me and i yell "FUCK HES A HODINI!!!!"

[BigBratzWorld]

It sounds like the chick said "DARLING GIVE A FUCK" at 2:47 then at 2:50 he whacks her and she said "HALLOWEEN" Lol.

[leocharger14]

LOL as soon a he appeared BOOM then a random splicer. all i did was wait for him to open that case with the tonic then shot him with a barrage of heatseekers i was looking for his body for like 10 minutes o_0....

[ivanzombiesmash]

hehehe i didnt even gave a chance to fight back it was funny one shot with the shotgun to the face would the trick.(He had it comin to him)

[Urielthemagicalcrab]

Haha! The alarm and the water coming down made it perfect.

[TheMCcane]

HAHAHA... you know you would no longer have access to a bunch of perks in his room at Olympus Heights by doing this, though, right?

[raichann]

*BOOM*

Random Splicer:*runs out* I'M OUTTA HERE

[PivotDemon548]

LOL @ his foot.

5:40

[AuntyMabele]

2:55 *drumroll* BOOM!

[R1DDL3RS]

Thumbs up if there should be a bioshock mmorpg which should let you be any kind of splicer you like e.g houdini or thuggish! How cool would it be.

Thumbs up if you agree!

[Blueheartedangel]

Hilarious

[Soshde]

I love how the splicer runs out of the smoke in the second one lmao

[XatechChaos]

He accidentally ran into my Proximity mine on my first run through.

[blAz3rd00d]

IT.. IS.. ACCOMPLISHED!!!! -boom- :<

[Mwahohoho]

Lol, the second one is hilarious 2:57

[Mwahohoho]

The menu for the weapns inventory looks different than mine--why?

[purpledefender]

@Mwahohoho its on the pc

[supergnottarna]

Sander cohen is the awesomest character in the game! :D

[croutonslayer9601]

"Would you kindly" ahh, good times, good times ;)

[Arxsa]

NOOOOOOOO!! MR. COHEN NOOO!! D8

[crazyfingers7]

I liked the second set up

[robnjessie]

what is that heart shaped pic glowing gold

[meno5012]

dont mess with sander..hes a genius.

[saixpuppy83]

lol his foot at the last one XD

[ShadowsLight15]

lmao at the second one, poof and sander is gone!

[ManiacalGames]

Lal XD Really nice xD when the explosion happens from the proximity mines and the smoke clears op cohen is gone xDxD

[Darksouldew]

haha nice

[Harelgur]

PC VERSION SUCKS

[pampamproductions]

um how?

[xBadass]

Drumcricle---- BOOM

[Punk3r4LiF3]

so cohens a houdini huh =P

[RenegadePlague]

I started pissin myself as soon as you started shooting the proximity mines lol.

[benny6555]

would you kindly lick my feet whilst slapping my butt cheeks

[masterrymes]

@benny6555 lol!

[nitroiscool96]

sure! lol

[raptureslilsister]

@benny6555 HAHAHA! XD OL!

[Buurg]

a spider splicer came running out of the smoke. hahahahahaha

[israelamador13]

man can someone make a vid where hes walking down the stairst and u burn down his masterpiece

[gruntsquad121]

it

is

acomplish

*explosion*

[dougd1015]

I love how Sander Cohen says at you when you provoke him "DIE LITTLE MOTH, die."

[GIJOEY777]

I think he's actually saying "Fly, little moth, fly!" But still. You're right, Cohen says some crazy things.

[Punk3r4LiF3]

he does say fly

[dougd1015]

2k jammed Atlas and Ryan's transmissions, not Cohen!

[TheLegend1245]

For some reason Cohen is the only splicer or character that's different from others. For example Tenenbaum looks like a non deformed splicer.

[worldsgreatestninja3]

drumroll........ BOOOOM!!!!!

[BlahsCandyshop]

*drum roll*

Cohen: It.. is.. accomplished!

BOOM!

[XtraCrspy]

I must admit, most things in life do not make me laugh, but this was just splendid hilarity.

[omgmacandchez]

its not worth it i got the box and its only stuff liek rounds and crap

[dysonshowtime]

aargh! what's in that box of his?!

[ThorAxeTheThunder]

Kill him and find it out for yourself;9

[SwordsandMushrooms]

Three splicer hearts, some crossbow bolts and cash.:D

[tony8999]

would you kindly

[BioRoseCORP]

i couldnt stop laughing

[ReactiveStudios]

It is accomplished! BOOM

[RockRollLife]

dude ive got all achievements accept for brase balls cause i cant turn fckn vita chambers off :/ but if you kill sander cohen and take a pic of his corpse you get a achievement called irony and if you leave him alife untill you get to ulympic hights go kill to dancing splicers and sander will come out of his room and attack you then kill him and go in his room to get another secret achievement sander cohens private quarters, and there will be an weapons up-grade wachine in there too :]

[Superpeps9]

if you do not have brass balls you dont have i chose the impossible.

[Darkhunter441995]

2:54-Welcome in Rapture,dear Sander.

I always leave Sander Cohen alive.He is amazing.

[jordaoxman]

I wish they make an achievement like that. funny as hell.

[trueNachtelfiro]

2:54 xD

[HPR243]

I love how, after picking up all those cool weapons and abilities, Jack still keeps and uses the wrench that he picked up at the beginning.

[mahler151]

the same could be said for gordon freeman, or jack walters.

[xDoomShocker71x]

Drumroll please! *drumroll 2:50* KABOOOM!!! Well... uh... happy birthday!

[sparta1107]

You should had killed him in olympus height because his apartament would be open and it will a weapon upgrade place.

[hojibushulaka]

wow really? i didnt know that

thanks!!

[XxNaomiROCKZxX]

X3 i love this part its so fun but i wish they could have made it live...once i put a grenade on a statue and a slicer ran into it HILARIOUS

[ippyskay]

Why does everyone run so fucking fast in this game? Cohen just leapt down those stairs.

[RideTheLightning816]

he's a houdini splicer he can teleport

[ippyskay]

I'm talking about 2:58 actually; he runs down the stairs, doesn't teleport.

[sparta1107]

No that was a Spider Splicer that ran down that stairs.

[ippyskay]

Ah, thanks for clarifying that. I kinda figured it wasn't Cohen after reading other comments, but I wasn't sure. Good to know he can control himself.

[xbox360ps2player]

u should of killed him after he gives u the tonic

[nubforlyfe]

take a picture of his body with the camera when hes dead to get an achivement for the 360 version

[protecterofgame27]

also ps3

[Buskie1]

It is ACOOMPLISHED *BOOM*

xD

[emptyshell88]

is that the pc version in the 360 version he dosent wear a mask

[ssblover]

ever since i saw u planting the mines i knew what u were going 2 do and i was laughing my ass

[podTWM]

do i see 5 paintings or is it just me?

[MeachamProductions]

I think it's just you... I actually went back to look :P

[kalmahrdabestband]

why do u have 2 kill him?

[metaldimmu]

you dont have to but you can

[deriik2020]

cause he's a sadistic f*** who told me what to do and he looks retarded. plus I hate poetry.

[Elisepalmtree]

*drumroll* BOOM! and he's laughing at his oen pain when he's one fire XD

[skillyaslig]

Man, that lunatic almost gave me a heart attack the first time he came down the stairs, and he 'strutted' right past me.

LOL, you got him! ZAP! I should of done that....

[icemanmattglow]

it.......is.......acooplished!­.....*zapps electric gel* XD hahha i cant stop laughing!

[Bowieboy2]

Haha, I laughed so hard at the first one. He went up in flames and when the dust had settled he was gone. I thought you blew him to smithereenies. xD

[EthanChrono]

ROFL!!!

[Michformer]

2:55

ladies and gentlmen, from rapture, atlantic ocean, weight at 168lbs, THUGGISH SPLICER! oh wait, where is he going now LOL?!

[Michformer]

lol 2:55 is like a WWE superstar entrance.

[Kraetos12]

it is accomplished! BOOM APRIL FOOLS!

[Michformer]

it is accomplished!

BOOM

ROFLCOPTER

[george77772moons]

wish you'd put all of those prox mines in the same place on top of each other so he'd be dead in an instant

[Wiitrack]

Ahhhh... this is where i got that irony achievement

[Salvatore403]

I got mine by accident cause after I killed that sob I took his picture since he made do all the photo hunting his friends so I gave him a free one on me.

[Madhatter757]

2:55 is the funniest damn thing i've ever seen

[george77772moons]

that was funny; almost like something outta a cartoonXD

[Kraetos12]

yeah its like *drumroll* BOOM wawawaaaaaa

[Brysonian]

lmao at the second one. *drumroll... BOOM* *splicer runs out* "I can control myself! I can!"

[GeninKid]

Aww, it didnt give you a score for taking a pic of the dead Cohen> ):>

[RazialSion]

that was funny after the boom on the stair case a splicer high tails it out of there

[CDAWWGG43]

Lol that was funny, im gonna go do that. *Drum Roll* *BOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM*

[iscamphatftw]

dude thats funny

[FreedomFighterEx]

*drum roll* BLOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!

and then he ran out from shadow

ROLF!!!

[stabil9]

Use the ice plasmid or Electro bolt, then he can´t teleport himself.

[alcibiade666]

WTF? did someone applaud when Cohen died???

[k1ckfl1psk8ter]

DONT kill sander cohen, you cant get the 10G for the entering his room, and since there is a weapon upgrade station is his room, you can also not get the 20G for weapon specialist... thats 30G your missing out on

[BBoy1244]

but if u kill him u can take his muse key and there u can find a very good phisical tonic

[jesusizmexican]

yeah but you can always kill him at his room in olympus suites and than get the irony achievemnet. PLus go back to the muse box later!

[MUNNYKILLER70]

Hey k1ckfl1psk8ter this is pc hes playing on

[Wiitrack]

but this is on PC

[PissoPuyo]

I remember when I first played the game, I almost shot him with an electric buck because I thought he was a Splicer.. I would've pissed my pants if I had to fight this battle here.

This video makes me want to try this though. XD

[Assassincas]

on the xbox i recommend not killing him her but in olympus heights there is his apartmant and if hes killed here you cant enter it and if you enter it you get 10g for enter the appartment and for 10g for killing him XD

[FPR]

WTF is that creepy game

[undertaker14and0]

you can not kill cohen because this one level you go in his room and you kill these dancers and after you do that he will still be alive and he locks the door and you cant get to him but if you dont kill him then after you beet that misson and after you kill the dancers he will unlock his door

[gamefreakydude]

whatever awesome games i get they are also for the PC, the better versions...but i have one of the worst graphics cards ever.

I tried to play dark messiah on PC......

guess what happened? the loading screens took 30 minutes, whenever i tried to kill someone it would be choppy to the EXTREME. that graphics card gave me 1 frame per second..still don't have another.

[SpisadKoTunga]

lol ^^ buy a new one? :)

[pascalwientjes]

if your loading screen took very long upgrade ur RAM memory or get a faster processor the 1fps is indeed ur crappy card xD

[SenseOfJustice]

most of the citizen are evil but cohen a weirdo

[Arnes111]

Heh I know an easter egg invloving that lunatic doctor you fought earlier, but I'm about to record it to be the first man on youtube to post it.

Not telling you what it is muhahahah, let curiosity kill you.

[mowens4th]

lol hes lick yes my life work yes aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aahhhhhhhgggggggggg

[project5121]

i laughed my ass off when he teleported right onto the mine.thats an entrance to all edges of the room.

[Yomenmyster]

What is that piano song in the background called? I want to play it so bad.

[Hoffyman]

Cohen's masterpiece

[MMORPGupholder]

where do people get the invinsible when you stand still tonic?

[thisisntyouomfg]

take pictures of houdini splicers.

[MMORPGupholder]

leave prox mines and trap bolts

[shizadominate]

hey if you really want an easy way to kill him is use the big daddy plasmid and take out your chemical thrower with nitrogen in it at full ammo capacity then freeze him and let the big daddy take care of him while you maintain his position he should die in a couple of secs

[systemofadownfan08]

if he's hard to beat then dont hurt him and he'l give you a gift

[espen7]

LOL I remember I hacked those fucking cameras too.. ;S I wanted him to open his apartment for the secret weapon upgrade and the medical expert but... *Du du du du du* Then he starts vanishing in the air... I was just like.. Oh my god.. *Slaps my face*

[comedylou]

cohen is one one hard to beat mofo

[Gamesandmovies3]

lmao u got the achivement irony

[ShammaLamaDingDong]

That was awesome. He stepped into the mines, blew up, and disappeared. Then you saw his shadow. Epic.

[swordman600]

whats with the alarms going off

plz send me a privet message to let me know thnx

[1543V]

there are security cameras all around this particular area. the player hacked it and it must of spotted an enemy splicer whilst the scene was going on hence the alarm.

[klatjofss]

IT... IS... ACCOMPLISHED! BOOM

lol

[connor65reborn]

lol nice 1 lolololololol man thats good its acomplished BOOM or not

[myspacceer]

yes yes ACCOMPLISHED!! "BOOM"

[DAKILLARULEZ]

just so u guys know if u start attacking him before he opens the case with the plasmid next to the muse box you will never have access to it

[blacklightningryder]

bwahahahaha i never thought of doin that im gonna do it now

[counternub40]

lol at 4:03 thats a bad fart lol

[Kubiklan]

*drumroll* BOOM!!!

[MarsProject]

That part made me laugh so damn hard! XD

[himsonli]

I admit that it is more satisfying to kill Cohen in Fort Frolic to end that loving collaboration at once but the achievements formid me from doing so. I play on the 360 of course.

[chris0ps]

ahhaha "Its... ITS FINISHED!!!- BOOM"

[CaptainPommby]

I love to Prox mine his ass!

I had no idea Sander Cohen could fly...!

[AtheistAaron]

Irony picture for the ultimate win. =0

[haloplayer94]

lmao

[oblivion31]

Ahahaha, ahahahaha he just walks into the mines.

[stinkyyy1]

electric gel is the best weapon in the game

[aced4]

If you kill him at his apartment later in the game, then come back to Fort Frolic and set the masterpiece on fire, he'll appear and get pissed off at you.

[ImAl3X111]

'Would you kindly'

[submouse]

O_o wtf?? why does almost everyone say on vids with bioshock Would you kindly...??

[azqz12]

have you beat bioshock?

[potwisly]

you'll find out why if you play and get to the end

[submouse]

I FOUND it out... but I dont understand why does he say it HERE

[submouse]

ya, just dont understand why everyone says it evertime. even there isnt ANY connecton with video. :S

[azqz12]

atlas

[oblivion31]

Would you kindly beat the game to find out? Lol.

[potwisly]

three things

1.What if you don't kill Cohen throughtout the only game?

2.what's in the box?

3.I just love how taking his picture when he's dead is ironic (I love Irony)

[torchedrat]

1.he'll just hang out at his apartment until you do kill him or just leave him there.

2.i dont remember whats exactly in the box but its money and ammo basically.

3.i love it too :)

[ImAl3X111]

Nothing happens if you dont kill him... but if you have the game on 360 and you kill him in Olympus Heights, you can get the 'irony' and found cohens quarters acheivements. In the box if i remember rightly is just general crap..nothing special..maybe some hypos or a tonic...dont remember.

[potwisly]

i just did that i let him live but i got the achievements anyways by saving on a different file

i put two trap bolts and like 4 proximity mines right in front of his door

he never got out...

he died the second he opened the door it was awesome

[wildguy2005]

you only need one trap bolt and one proximity mine in front of his door and then just walk up and shotgun him when he's down. I did it last night. SOOOOOOOO easy. :)

[azqz12]

ooooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkk

[bobfromspeedway1]

lol thats funny hes walking all happliy and all assunden BOOM!

[Puggy000]

lol dudududu BOOOOM!

[Aidanp66]

it is accomplished! BOOM!!

[Dbackzach]

how do you get to his music box?

[GoodLittleSister]

after you kill Cohen you search his body and you get the muse box key and you get to open the muse box. if you resist the temptation of killing Cohen in Fort Frolic, you can still kill him in his apartment, get the key, and go back to fort frolic and open the box. and dont forget to take a picture of his body after you kill him to get the irony accomplishment no matter where you kill him

[jeffpotter]

would you kindly

LOL

[skyflyer888runescape]

Just too bad if you kill Sander Cohen in Fort Frolic you can't get the achievement of finding his room in Olympus Heights. I did though.

[TheLambOfG0D]

the 2nd one was awesome. -drum roll- BOOM!!! lol classic. Great game

[LambOfNile]

Yeah it was the best lol... Great name by the way...

[bthebestucan]

ahahah, it was just like......BOOOM!

[Feuerartillerie]

i laughed when he comes down saying "it...is....accomplished :D" and it goes boom!