Microsoft Sam calls Academy to buy a gun

[TheAsdfm16]

Do you hava a laz3r?

[iamDarkOutcast]

I would like a MOTHERFUCKING DEATH MACHINE.

[alex054739]

Should of said I want a .50 cal...

[mitsukai89]

a sniper rifle is a rifle designed for accuracy and range...

[speedemon574]

lol  an m-14 i think you would have to run that though the FBI if you whanted to buy that gun (if its even leagal)

[dpowersblink182]

@speedemon574 haha you're right, it's def not legal... although they sell a similar (civilian) rifle called the 'M1A'

[KillCrash1]

Hello, i would like to buy a rofl copter.

[StarWarsTrains]

"There's no such thing as a sniper rifle." Oh, come on! REALLY?! It may not be an actual type of gun, but it's a type of weapon and a form of a gun! Man, that old guy needs to get his facts straight!

[StarWarsTrains]

LOL This is hilarious!

[Prototype2470]

LOL did you get in trouble for doing that or were you safe from the situation?

[dpowersblink182]

@Prototype2470 nah; so far so good

[SystemBrandon]

This is awesome haha!

[AutoDidactic26]

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[AJLogan1]

Microsoft Sam needs that rifle to get Microsoft Anna

[dpowersblink182]

@AJLogan1 indeed he does... our new computers only have Anna. I miss Sam...

[xbox360man55]

@dpowersblink182 same here

[john2earth]

Dude, this is so awesome. Rating this video up.

[naierer]

Wow I have the exact same speakers as yours

[dpowersblink182]

@naierer haha weird

[l0vEr4in]

@naierer Me too, those old ones..

[Syredisa057]

Microsoft Sam just makes me remember of ARBY N CHIEF XD

[PraiseEducation]

4 people have Macintosh...

[nicktheman999]

Okeeeeeee ! ROFL

[1992Azee]

DON'T EVER DO THAT AGAIN! THE ACADEMY SOUNDED VERY SERIOUS! >:(

[dpowersblink182]

@1992Azee

Come and get me

[1992Azee]

@dpowersblink182 ALRIGHT NIGGA! TRY ME MOTHERFUCKER!!!!! >:(

[dpowersblink182]

@1992Azee hahahaha you make me laugh. besides, your response doesn't really make sense - so I stand by my previous statement; Come and get me

The point is, you can't - so stfu. Talkin shit on here is pointless & doesn't prove anything, except that you kind of know how to type. Oh, AND, AND, you can use the 'caps lock' button. Are you starting to see where I'm coming from? Or are you gonna try (and fail) at another one line zinger with a bit of cursing thrown in there?

[MultiOreo2]

"hold on a minute my dog just shat on the carpet" lol

[JustPurpleAlice]

OOOOOOOHHHHH

[cuzgandalfgothigh99]

ROFL best prank call ever :P

[MrMurkNMurda]

you shoulda asked for a needler lol

[Petse123321]

Sam's dog maybe shat on the carpet... But I shat my pants while laughing at this.

[dpowersblink182]

@Petse123321

:-)

[MegaCrazydude101]

just a minuite my dog just SHAT on the carpet XD

[jspennington11]

i would of said rofl 47 machine gun

[romap777]

:D fuck :D

[Anonymous6291]

whenever I hear microsoft sam, I cannot think of anything but Arby N' the Chief.........................

[rapolast]

lol! give me a 1th calibre!

[ziggythezigzagger]

Haha nice excuse for why you are being so slow but you need to type just a little faster I think he was getting kinda annoyed (not to be mean or anything)

[dpowersblink182]

@ziggythezigzagger thanks? haha nah dude, i know im a slow typer and im not ashamed of that. i mean, ya, faster typing would def make this less painfull & slow, but there will always be a lag greater than any normal conversation when doing this sort of thing; normal convo = you hear a sentence, process it, and verbalize your response...since the majority of the population doesnt hear, process & then move their fingers (in lieu of, well, talking).

[ziggythezigzagger]

@dpowersblink182 Aside from the typing it was a good video though :)

[DjFikus]

hahahahahaha..... funniest shit ever!:PPPPP.-............. make moreeeeeeeeeee!!

[PerZclan]

You are fucking slow as hell kid get a better computer and learn how to use it

[dpowersblink182]

@PerZclan yessir captain douchefag. thanks for the helpful tip :-) really appreciate it!

[venelis888]

see these kind of pranks calls with microsoft sam are the best, when you just have a casual conversation with the person. I dont like the ones where they call someone up with sam, and just "fuck you" right off the bat.

[SwedishDoorHandle]

You're slow at the copy/paste hotkeys.

[dpowersblink182]

@SwedishDoorHandle thanks asshole. let's see you're video. ok, well have a nice day, faggot.

[SwedishDoorHandle]

@dpowersblink182 Pathetic reply, I can clearly tell by your comment that I'm talking to a underaged kid. You got no reason to insult me and it's the truth, you're slow as hell with the hotkeys, learn them and create a new video...

[dpowersblink182]

@SwedishDoorHandle now see, you're the only 1 who seems to have a problem with it. maybe that's something.

ok, you're absolutely right; you are in every way superior to me.

btw, next time you may wanna just wanna take a step back and ponder the notion that maybe you don't know everything. since you find it such a big deal, i will explain. the computer is an early 2000 turtle speed XP & the delay actually resides with the computer itself - Microsoft Sam's preview button & the copy/past cmnd

[TheWindows982]

@dpowersblink182 Do you use Speakonia? then download ms sam mike mary voice.

[dpowersblink182]

@TheWindows982 i use whatever came with it stock/factory. nothing special. just the plain 'speech' function (w/microsoft sam)

[dpowersblink182]

@SwedishDoorHandle the computer, as seen in the video, was nearing the end of its days (long gone now). also note the date the video was uploaded. even back then the computer was still way out-dated & its disk space just about filled up.

[dpowersblink182]

@dpowersblink182 but once again, i would still like to see your video

[TheFireball100]

this was hiliarious!!!! i loved it~!!

[RoShAnOWNEDyou]

What program to let say microsoft sam things????

[evillordofboredom]

@RoShAnOWNEDyou Text-to-Speech feature in the Control Panel. All Windows OS's have them.

[stickmedia1]

"Just a min. my dog just shat on the carpet" LOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[158057]

i need a gun that shoots really big bullets :D

[TheDragon158]

That was pretty good. you should prank a car dealer next

[stardestroyer85]

i think the best line is hold on a minute my dog just shat on the carpet

[hunterziegelmann]

I dare you to do this but after a little bit only make him say yes XD

[MysTeri0usMatT7]

I can't believe they understand microsoft sam over the phone, one time my friend said he couldn't understand him on the computer when he was in the other room lol

[guitarzarmad]

I swear i pissed myself laughing...

"Do you have m14, loike in the video game call of duty 4?" rofl

[tybittz]

HAHAHAHA THIS IS AWESOME

[schinzu123]

how about: copy paste?

[dpowersblink182]

@schinzu123

i'm not sure if you're being sarcastic or not; that's exactly what i did (watch a bit closer) and i explained in the description some obvious reasons for the awkward pauses

[silllywabbit]

Lmao!!! Just awsome!

[VietGamerPower]

lol nothing bad just kill deer checkout my channle please

[BloodyShinigami666]

nice!!!!!! lol

[s0d3rb3rg]

hey, can u give me the number?

[dpowersblink182]

@s0d3rb3rg

haha, well i don't wanna drop names or give #'s but i'll tell you it's the Academy off Sawdust and I-45, north of Houston, TX. Google it

[5ector]

hahaha in the end when you say "Byeeee" it sounds like "Dieee" lol

[lintongiles]

Do you have an M14, like in the video game Call of Duty 4...

[29tomlowhalo]

lol shat on the carpet and kill deer

[togo63]

dude it sounds like some mass murder trying to disguise his voice to buy a gun

[536dex]

Just A Minute. My dog shat on the carpet. lmfao.

[zepwnerful]

hahahha

[slimsmusic]

Mike Sam wants a sniper rifle to kill deer! hahahahahahahasoisoisoisoisoih­ahaha

[smonoco]

excellent!!

[LNERMallard]

LoL I could hear people in the background on the phone cracking up after the guy says "A deer rifle's what you want!"

[lizziark]

lol this is fuckin funny

[bg147]

Byeeeeee

[TheMEGASubber]

Microsoft Sam + Soi = SWAHH!!

[turdshitpenistitty]

sniper rofl

[Joblemacker]

i lol'd at the cod4 bit

[chuckiexyz]

my dog just shat on the carpet roflcopter

[halowarsmyson]

aw man i expected a faggot lolololololololol at the end

[bg147]

Ok, that seems somewhat logical.

[ZeroGamezLive]

What?! No Sniper Rifle?

[wisard734]

rofl!!!

[bmxbike525]

my dog just shat on teh carpet

[armanrules2]

my roflcopter goes soi soi soi soi

[davitabosa12]

lol

[MOhottie24]

I LOVE IT!!!!! Literally cried a river laughing so damn hard :) Thanks for the much needed amusement!

[bmxbike525]

my dog shat on the carpet

[k0stil]

WTF?

why haven`t he understood that it`s a computer talking to him???

an i also liked " like in a game call of duty 4 xD"

[failmuch]

lol SNIPER RIFLE

[jtsk8er12]

HAHAHA XD ROFL this is the funniest thing I've seen in a while

[phgHunter]

I cant believe this only has 290 views. This should be a big viral video. rotfl lol 5*

[CuteViewer]

EPIC JOB!!! XD

[KillFrenzie]

LOLOLOL Good prank. Next time ring the ATF and tellem the gunshop won't sell you a M60 hahhahah. Still thats an excellent prank.

[StickmanXguy]

LOLz

[xsickgamingx]

Nice prank, but paste every thing to make it quicker.. to much of a delay when Microsoft sam talks

[dpowersblink182]

thanks for the tip, but that's exactly what i did - you can even see me doing that; read the **description** it's going to take longer than a normal convo cuz it takes 1. the time to think of a response 2. choose one 3. copy/paste 4. 'preview button' 5. occasional computer lag

[latterkatta]

Hahahahaha!!! that is the best prank EVER!!!! GOD JOB! i have Laught my ass off!!!

[GreendayEragon]

OMG this is hilarious you have a good sense of humor ! !