Damn Barbie Makeup The Hell

[jelyrox]

"bluer then a blue balloon" is my new favorite quote

[selty]

1:00 Did she say... Pumpkin Pie Magic Bar?

I don't...

[ilyjoesphadam]

I tried to do this tutorial, but I didn't get mascara on the side of my nose so I had to start over.

[Coltonya]

She likes it bigger.

[nikkio221]

hey jpmetz nice friggin hair the hell! :D

[izzythezebra]

Worst part. It looks good -.-

[neonosebleed]

What do we do now Justine aahahahahhahahahah

[MakeUp14522]

"LOOK AT THESE COCKS!"

"you know when you were playing in the snow back in the day and sledding and frig...want to know what i was doing? ...shoveling"

"did you have a good day? i didnt"

"bluer then a.....something blue"

THIS IS WHY I LOVE JUSTINE!!! AND NIKKI!! BAHAHAH

[clazzofoeight]

Hm...for some reason, when you were talking about adding the blue to your eyes, I started to sing that Eiffel 65 song "I'm Blue" O.o

[The01Gaby]

Hey i just thought of something! Thumbs up if there should be "Look at these cocks!" t-shirts xDDD

[The01Gaby]

This is a damn. Microwave. Isn't that nice as hell? This is a beer.

[playprettyforbaby666]

i use to hate when i got masscara on my nose too. but now all i do is cry because jpmetz has it harder life than me.

[TheLegendarySam]

Hah, he is definitely your bitch.

I love your vids, you're too damn funny.

:)

[chocolatemilk0000]

you + soundly awake = super cute

[MsNails101]

your kinda smiley. i dont like it, stop the frig!!

[KailyKupcakes459]

omg you are my idol.

[supersizme123]

he is yo BIIIITCHHHH!



[MrSillyDinosaur]

r u really that mean or angry lol

[ArghCake]

@MrSillyDinosaur She's nice irl. BUT SHHH :o don't tell her I said that.

[discostikkvalentine]

you look so happy and calm :D

[OhLookItsJessalyn]

your cooking channel would be my favorite cooking channel, just like this is my favorite makeup channel

[LoveMeTorxy]

LOOKIT THESE COCKS :O

[MissNenuchi]

You can see her slowly coming insane with every video

[bob66679]

haha i love you

[kristalkath]

Hhaaa! i litrally laughed sooo much when your friend said 'look at these cocks!!' ahaa, sooo funny lol x

[PrincessZeldaxLink]

LOOK AT THESE COCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[RainbowSprinkles98]

i love bossy people!!!! Your sooo funny

[Marinizzlefoshizzle]

I'm likin' the Mommie Dearest reference.

[MochaKnitster007]

Justine = WINNING!

[abbieebabycakess]

HAHAH, I LOVE YOU.! <3

[Kesam100]

"Now you may be wondering , What do we do now Justine??!!" XD i literally laughed out loud there xD

[IluvLucasCruikshank4]

"Look at these cocks"

LMFAO.

[FredFreek678]

You are kinda bossy :P

[hollyrayexo]

you are amazing 

[ElOhVeeEe17]

jpmetz is my rolemodel :)

[Taj2K9]

"until it looks like the damn sky... the sky when it's not raining... which it always is..." LOL

[12quillemall5321]

Does your P-whipped hubby has a brother? Help a sista out.

[Josewazheretoday]

this waz the nice jp

[treverpatey]

"this is a beer" lol

[Frashionable]

LOOL U USED HIM XDDDDDDDD LMFAO

omg. I LOVE YOU <3

[MichiPiano]

YOU ARE SO FRIGGIN GORGEOUS I LOVE YOU! <3

[tecoc2]

@MichiPiano

gorgeous is an understatement! theyd needa new word to decribe how friggin ahhmazing she looks!

[Laloki321]

There should be a "re-subscribe" button... Subscribing once is just not enough.

[MirandaNoelBurke]

...LIKE A DAMN NICKEL.

[strwbrryfinchy]

i wish i could subscribe again.....

[anonymousollie]

KAT VON D<3

[mrbluesky1069]

Soundlyawake is like Ur slave

I'm jealous

[TheEmoKidGreen]

"....not just my eyelid....my damn eyelid" lol

[iFlip4Element2x]

._. 

[cheylann]

Ugh, Nicky is so fucking hot.(:

[JOSEcam619]

"bluer than a blue balloon" hahaha you crack me up:)

[chezmania1]

look at these cocks! just woke my parents up laughing the hell.

[joaosina]

JUST LIKE YOU HATE GEESE, I HATE COCKS!!! >.<

[Bootypants56]

My mum and dad made a mistake

[kingdomheartsluvah]

Im sorry I peed my pants watching this.

[haylie1031]

LOOK AT LESE COCKS?!!!!

[rainbowangel58]

KENZIE!!! :D

[CupcakegoRawrr95]

4:50 "What is this? For a kid? GO GET ME A BIGGER ONE!!!! thank you <3"

[beneathyourlove]

You don't like wired hangers?

Dude, I'm mexican- I get whats free. We're in a recession!

Go overboard! ''Go green''.

..Not literally...only if you want to. Like Justine!

[flyerthanaG6]

"This is a nice, soft look for the daytime."

[Kaleigh00900]

"Pink lipstick... ahhhhhhhh."

[SilentHill3443]

This is the first listed video in the results after I typed "Ass bitch fuck shit bastard damn hell tit dick cock cunt". Now I wonder why I clicked this, or even typed in all that profanity in the first place

[silenthillmaster755]

@SilentHill3443 im only commenting becuase our usernames are similar...

[superfunnydove]

Before this video, I saw a picture of Rihanna in an ad and I thought, "Oh! Justine!"

HAHAHAHAHAHA I can't believe that I mistook you for her! I'm ashamed. You are so much prettier.

[SYFANT]

I'm in love.

[hunnibunni7272]

do you live in cambridge? i swear ive seen you before

[LemonScissors]

5:58 lipstick, aaaoooooowwwwwww.. Repay: lipstik, aaaaaaooow, lipstick, aooooooow etcetc xDDDDDDDDDDD

[ohernandez13]

I Miss this justine :/

[Pearlygirl0]

I want to have nicky as a friend. :)

[pokemongurl93]

why is it that when im trying to watch justine everyone in the damn world decides they need me to help them or do something for them or the phone rings!!!

[MappStephanie]

WHAT? did you just ask me to subscribe. NOT cool Justine, not cool.

[MappStephanie]

like a damn nickel. pahahahaha

[FeliciaNicole86]

@4:56 laughed so hard...omg the hell!!

[FeliciaNicole86]

did you just say "free.99"? hahahahhaha.

[NocturneXofXShadows]

JUSTINE IS NOT AMUSED.

[hidawny90]

3:45 = win !

[brokendisease]

@Xinoutorah That woman is a lesbian

[pandagirl7823]

i heard the blockbuster pallette like is rly shitty

[LightningWolfang]

Hehehe, in this video you actually want us to subscribe to you, but in later videos you don't XD until you get that partnershp program. I wonder what hapenned o.o

[BenGray10]

There should be a JPMetz barbie.

[babeeshopiez123]

@Xinoutorah lily moscavitz

[Beaniekid99]

@Xinoutorah omg ur right! lol

[adam7ification]

6:24 your eyes are gorgeous!

[SimZoomZoom]

omg we have the same tablecloth.

[JibertyKataangisLove]

LMAO. 

[BAMBAMandTAYSHANAY]

"It's A Damn Microwave."

:D Best. Two Seconds... Evar!

[Mazoodle]

Oh God, you made my life. :)

[bananaduckproduction]

i adopted you

[slickmadisyn]

I LIKE IT WHEN YOU RANDOMLY CUSS.

[CoHOCD]

You look a damn hottie! And that's coming from a straight girl.

[rawryerawhore]

I think I'm in love with you..

[stephisraw]

your so nice here compared to your newer videos lol, i like your newer videos better.

[DianaMiccIsSick]

you seem kinda sad... :(

[wildcats14]

Lol i loved this lol It was kinda funny and cute how Nick was like acting like your slave lol

[chichikissx]

whats the name of the song at the beginning?!!

[Akakiba15]

NO WIRE HANGERS, EVERRRRRR!!

[ElitePwner420]

@aiobhann619

Yay, I looked myself and yes its been confirmed, MAC is having a give away for a bunch of make up giftcards this month. =] I personally discovered this on the MAC face book wall. And ya, I am spare you some time looking for it, this link goes to the sign up website.

93｡org/rp

one more thing, make sure you use this code MAC06482 on the 2nd page. I will be posting a vid of my largest haul next tuesday!!

[sweetpee2007]

your like so depressed its sad...

[crusaders04]

haha!!! "look at these cocks"

you guys are hilarious!!!

[itsangelicahaha]

" the hell " xD

[itsangelicahaha]

" the hell "

[ghale94]

I want a Jpmetz barbie doll!!!!!!

[heartsungs]

am suffering from make up envy!!! i need moreee makeup!!!

ps never heard of eye primer before --can i use foundation as eye primer lol

[sweetpee2007]

@heartsungs yes u can use foundation for eye primer

[ZeMostAmazing]

I almost peed myself, had to pause cause I was laughing soooo hard lmao.

[OptimisticPessimist5]

You order around ur mate so much haha. Do this, do that, go here, go there

[CaitlyneSarahh]

pink lipstick ,auuhh.

[citrinestone]

I decided to watch the rest of your old videos after being horrified by the helpfulness of the first one.

I'm glad to see your bitchiness beginning to shine through in this one. :D

[friends4ever2100]

I Never Had Snow Days. I Live In Montana :/

[easyteh4getperson]

gasp he has the water orb thing! LOL infomercials...

[MsLenaKay]

justine's mistakes are my life's greatest achievements.

[eeli1]

Oh my God. This video is so funny, I'm glad I decided to go through your old videos. I love how Nick is your bitch here! :)

[myspork1]

u think ur day was bad?! my 9 year old sister just died ;'(

[silviayela]

@myspork1 please type that message again. my bullshit alarm just went off and i couldnt read your post.

[firefwi]

omg I just spent the entire 4th of july weekend watching nearly all of your vids go me LOL i friggin LOVE you.. i never laugh EVER the way I do when watching you omg.. where the hell have I beeeeen? can't imagine my life without having ever seen any of these.. plz dont ever stop!!! or.. I'll have to stalk you, no jk.. sorta : /

[vertran1]

i dont watch your videos for your makeup..its nothing special...I WATCH IT FOR UR AWSOME PERSSONALITY.....and your friend is your slave lol

[TheArizonaGurl]

NO!!! Cuz I live in Arizona...So Snow is as rare as seeing someone waste their time with make-up tutorials......lol.

[ThePockyMonster]

I love the OH you always do when you mess up your mascara, it's awesome.

[coconutsprinkles]

u obviously edit your videos with iMovie. I can tell because i use one all the time. nice editing tho

[imcrazy102]

LOOK AT THESE COCKS!! hahaha it's so...so happy :)

[Jinkun2702]

I miss Nicky in your vids.

[cookiedoughsFEPIC]

/hahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha­hahahahahah LOLO

[mikapikaxxx]

Sxephil theme at beginning? :D

[panicatmcydees]

"bluer than a blue ballon"

[mynamesnotdana]

your hair looks great <3

[Destrotati]

LOLOL:

Look at these cocks!

I think she said barbie only like 2 times :P

[ctrichell]

poor niki!!!:)

[Rexvolt]

Nah just kidding this isn't my house, this isn't even my dog.

Lmfao.

[cYsmix]

I died when she said "This is a nice soft look for the daytime." :-)

[nicolahawkinsyoutful]

I have m.s and was going through the m.s videos and come across yours,

you really cheered me up ur so funny :) x

[lanalicious88]

lmao bluer than a blue balloon. Look at these cocks!! haha

[akloveamber]

i fucking love lattesss

[ilovepuffins]

barbies make up is pink

[jpmetzz]

i LOLD when you said

"get out of here with that!" *sooms in* "Get your glee out of my video!"

[TheSWAGfluGirlz]

"This is a beer" LAWL(:

[djhireg]

its a pallette with butterflys on it

[djhireg]

i know where she got the silver color from claires its called Midnight Butterfly

[therealCiCa]

'WHere the hell are we, the jungle book?' LOL

[excellentgerwa]

I don't pay taxes on lattes because I live in oregon and we don't pay taxes the hell.

[iDoDatNewNew]

like a damn nickel

LOL.

[CarlyIsAGangster]

GET ME A CAPPUCCINO!

I don't have one.

THEN GET ME SOMETHING

That made my life.

[makinowatanabe]

LMAO, look at these cocks! outta no where. . .HI-larious

[screamemmaleigh]

Your videos are the best, and not boring like other make up people, yours make me laugh ;D

[Choochi09]

@Xinoutorah I thought that too lol

[mariasarahbff]

U use the word damn to much

[DuncanDunn]

bluer than..something blue LOL

[JayJei22]

Like a damn nickel LMFAO...your hella blunt i fucking love your vids

[forevernovember24]

even though i've seen this twice already, i couldn't resist watching it again after seing the beautiful thumbnail.

and I know that this is an old video so it will not be going into your kiss my ass comment time

it just shows how much genuine love i have for you

♥

[omgsofierce17]

haha poor nick, hes like your butler.

[bonniemom]

Look at these COCKS!

:)

[Fashionista1981]

That came out looking gorgeous

[savannasmilestm]

When you said mistake, I totally was waiting for you to say some like, 'like your mother when she decided to have you'

[soisoi88]

what is this a kiddy size? friggin the hell...

[jesslynnnnn]

you have such a great sense of humor hahaha

[nitwhit1993]

haaaahahahaha. like a damn nickle.

[ascobie261407]

mmk, seriously.. you have friggin' gorgeous eyes. -jealous-

[zeinia1980]

girl you made my day hahahaha

[sexyboi6999]

bluer than a blue balloon hahahahah

[wheresmabed]

for some reason i cant stop laughin at the 'shovellin' ' comment, ur a geg!

[Faitherooski]

Wanna know how much that cost me?

NUFFIN!

[catlover1001]

hehe. bowl of wine.

[twistedhippo]

not just my eyelid. my damn eyelid.

[lynn4808]

I laughed so much at 4:26