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  • Wow. you are so hot. You would not even give me the time of day in a club or coffee shop. I can only dream about having a girlfriend that looks like you. Average looking guys like me have no chance. You would either tell me to f**k off or make up some lie to make us go away.

    That is the sad reality and the only real thing we can take from this video is that you would never date average looking guys nor give them the time of day.

  • @hosdurga2011 Dont think that man, even if youre average looking you can stimm get the girl of youre dreams. Keep your chin held high.

  • I once told a girl to hop up and down on my lap as my pick up line....we've been happily married with 4 kids for over 30 years now. ahhh, the '60s <3

  • men never complement a girl you dont know, cauz she'll think your a creeper!

    this women doesent know what she's talking about! never use lines to a women!

    ignore them insted, you'll be happyer and who knows you might get some womens attention! ;)

  • Hmmm, do I stare at your dazzeling Blue eyes or your "Basket"..... life is full of hard decisions

  • "You know you could be a model if you lost some weight" -actually heard a guy use that.

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  • Jill, you look datable :) Most guys definitely need to put more thought into how to have a casual conversation...I really enjoy small talk and find out what the girl likes and talk about that... I put my phone number under a checkers piece when I was playing a girl in checkers at a gift store and yes..it worked :) great video!

  • This is a line that actually worked for me pretty recently: I've been wondering what I could do to get to know you better. Got any suggestions? She laughed and said I could start by talking to her.

  • hmm nice one...

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  • I wanna date you Jill

  • I troll Catholic confessional booths. Hot women that come out of there - well, you KNOW they've been sinning. Say 10 Hail Marys and give me your number, baby.

  • The video helps me a lot!!! It gives learning and I get good suggestions!! To share ideas, please visit my videos!!!

  • i used the pick up line "did it hurt when you fell from the sky cause you must be an angel" it was a dare and the girl was really hott and she just laughed and started talking to me so....i think i would have to say that it worked pretty well

  • @akuzan1 The angel line works from time to time. Not so much for "Excuse me, miss. Do you suck, swallow and take it up the butt, or are you just a dang Jesus freak?"

    Especially at an Easter parade.

  • i would say you pretty much nailed it but what do i know im just a guy;) oh fellas dont forget about confidence women always look for that. The whole shy guy thing doesnt really work the confident funny guy always wins and for the love of god dont make the girl feel sorry for you so dont beg or give her the puppy eyes its really pathetic ciou;)

  • can u give me a free blow job?????

  • Damn, your eyes are hella blue. very good looking. nice vids =)

  • so many gay things to do for someone like you??? omfg Y___Y

    better earn some money and buy me a whore... ;)

  • i love white girls!

  • thats funny, i'm going through a phase where i like anything but white girls

  • you're crazy where can i find and punch you,white girls are one of the best women.You said you'd try anything but white girls and you're white,also don't say anything,because you're not trying me,i'm not gay

  • I went through that staged several months ago but now I'm cool with them again. I dig asians chicks now and brown ones.

  • Well,I think it's pretty obvious that if I want to date a girl I'm pretty interested in her,I mean in everything about her, and if I'd like to date a girl it's also obvious that I think she's beautiful, sexy, smart and funny,otherwise I wouldn't try to date her,so good advices, yet I'm not sure there is someone so idiot to be not interested in the girl he wants to date, or to think and say she's not beautiful and so on.

  • That said, I would definitely date you, as you indeed are beautiful, and seem to be the smart/clever/funny type,and interesting to say the least;))

    bye

  • i would never date you xgobobeanx

  • I say balls to most all of these! If some lame ass girl needs someone to lie to her and make her feel special and interesting, then she needs to talk to her daddy. Honestly, what kind of guy wants to be with some insecure snob that can't feel beautiful and interesting without having to be told about it? My advise is this, stop trying so hard. It was when I was not pursuing women that I had the most luck. That is how I met my wife, and things couldn't have turned out better.

  • yes i have. with a sad face i said, my house just brunt down, could i stay at your place? lol true storie. the thing is, she had already knew who i was, but i didn't know her, so she laughs and says,

    "nice pants, they would look better on my bedroom floor thou." we dated for about 2years.

  • Also have money to burn and wipe your ass with.

  • All those conversations seem bothersom and creepy.

  • wnat if you want 2 marry her?

  • I don't think Lacey is a weirdo.

  • I have a list of great tips for all you guys:

    -look like Hugh Jackman

    -be rich

    -you should have the reputation of a love guru

    -be present in magazines like people or cosmopolitan (remember women desire what the magazines tell them to desire)

    If you follow all the tips I gave you, women will give everything to spend just a few minutes with you.

  • When pigs fly.

  • Have a job, an education, and a car. Dress well, and act like a real man.  Don't be a loser..or you're just gone quick. Good video.

  • In my experience, girls go for guys that dress like wiggers still in high school.

    Also, any woman who doesn't have a severe weight problem usually resents having guys talk to her (unless they look like the above mentioned pubescent wiggers).

    Unless the woman is obviously shy, she will initiate the conversation.

    And when they do, they do it just because they want some guy noticing them for that moment. Then next time you see her, she won't care.

    That's been my experience.

  • i wonder why a man reacted to my comment. girls seem to be too weak or too mature these days. hahaha....

  • Wrooong! Guys don't ever compliment a lady that you just met on ANY of her physical attributes.

    They know that all men are very visually oriented and they will use that against you to whichever means they see fit. Don't hand over your balls and give her a free ticket to manipulate you with her physical beauty.

    Hell, make her compliment you on something first!

  • "show some interest in her basket. I mean her SHOPPING basket" - LMAO XD

  • Well, I did like the background its awesome.

  • come on, it's just useless female flesh! why should we show interest in it?

  • Because female flesh is where the greatest feeling in the world comes from. You good sir, would be stuck with your own two limbs reenacting the process. It's undeniable and you can't retract from it, no matter how badly you try, even priest's understand that logic. It's in your instinct my brother.

  • LMAO. good sir, you obviously don't get irony.

    i just want to make clear how i don't give a fuck about the tips for dating her. i prefer another piece of useless female flesh and i think i'm going to abuse it tonight ;)

    you know, i can't do anything against it. it's in my instinct, my brother.

  • Fail. I couldn't give a fucking about what is in my basket, personally.

    Also, I know I'm fucking funny, I fucking hate it when people laugh at every little fucking thing I do.

    Compliments piss me off...well the ones to do with how I look.

  • lmfao..oh god you are funny..i mean that thing you said was the most insightful thing i have ever heard...you are witty and smart a rare combination in someone as beautiful as yourself. and is that a new dress it really brings out your soft natural highlights in your ever so perfect hair.and oh by the way

    can i fuck you

    that is the way to do it..hey the last line has a 1 in 20 chance of working so hell the more it is used the more it works..

  • I am not a bitch. But this bitch has zero personality.

  • I used a pick-up line and it worked. It went "Nice bum. Where're you from?" It made her laugh, and at the end of the night, I got her number.

  • Pick-up lines never work. I hate pick-up lines. I think us guys should just keep it real as possible. Let her know that you are interested, ask her out or get the number. Remember use the number in front of her. If it works, she has your number and everything is all good. If it dose not, ask her right there, Why didn't you just say you're not interested? Then walk away.

  • I used a pick up line once , it went " either of u like to fuck" , one said yes the rest is better forgotten,, beer bad! bad !!

  • i think any guy pretty much knows ur advice its pretty generic!! u didnt give us any hidden secrets thats foer sure; that shirt brings out the color of ur eyes never heard that one before come on!!! basically if she likes u will no without corney dumb ass lines like that

  • Pick up line? To me, the only one that works, it's a painted stripe from the hood to the trunk of a chevy El Camino! (I bet that made you laugh !B-) Love ET.

  • omg!!!! you need botoks wrinkly

  • omg!!!! you need to learn how to spell before you insult someone!

  • yawn... so stereotypical

  • I hate it when random men attempt to strike up a conversation with me. D:

    Why are they looking in my shopping cart anyway?

  • to see if they can steal something out of your cart instead of having to run all the way across the store to get it :P it's fool proof!...........or not.

  • once got picked up by a girl in sorento,she said wanna ride in my car the top does'nt go down but the driver does'

  • Wow, Jill, the color of your shirt really brings out your eyes!

  • My pick-up line was after meeting a girl at a college party, I saw her a couple of days later and apologized to her for being drunk and stupid, and hoped she didn't think I was a bad person. She later became my wife, and we had sex. yay!

  • Lmao. And you name says it all too, Chad Wins!!!

  • hey i like your basket, those blueberry pancakes look amazing, you know your big and beautiful just how i like, keep eating them pancakes for breakfast pretty plum

  • I asked out a petite blonde at a club while she was walking by. She kindly said "but I don't know you". I told her I could provide references. She got a good chuckle out of that.

  • Nice BLUE EYES!!

  • Yeah, I was thinking the same, it really brings out the color of her shirt! :-)

  • I wanna date you gogo, but your afraid of me, so I'll settle for going hunting or target shooting instead.

  • good

  • I don't want to date you... I just want a BJ and do a little horizontal jogging with you,I'll bring a pepsi and a pack of crackers,don't want you hungary!

  • How Sexy You are !

  • i think pick up lines have to be thought up on the spot. and if you can show a girl that your genuinely interested in her (not her body but what makes her tick. i mean what she likes) than you have a good chance of getting a date. unless you have facial scarring or your bad breath. but you have to make her feel important and special. "Ive never met a girl like you" or some variation of this phrase. im not good at picking up girls but thats my advice

  • Hey I notice you were wearing shoes, want a drink?

    worked once, I swear

  • If your left leg was Christmas and your right leg New Years......?

    CAN I VISIT in between holidays?

    lol never used it but it's funny

  • wow that shirt really brings out the color of your eyes Jill!

    How was that?

  • YOUR SHOE IS UNTIED....WAS MIKMA HERE

  • nice rack... mm i was looking stare straight to your eyes , happy april's fool

  • I have a pick up line:

    "Do you want a gum?"

    LOL

  • i knowz meh of a great tip to attract all tha sexxay guyz out derr.....i alwayz carry a hotdog in mah pink purse everywhere i goez....& wen i seez meh a cute boy....i takez it out & eat it in front of himz to show him what i can do...heeyyy!!!

    Johnerszz♥

  • that was great Jill the background really brings out the colour of your eyes lol

  • I was doing everything the opposite for years. No wonder I am still single. lol XD

  • That seems like good advice. I'll try some of that next time I see a hot girl.

    You did miss one other option - approach someone whilst a buddy is a cameraman filming the whole thing! Seriously, watch some of AtheneWins videos from like 4 months back.

    It seemed to work for Furious.

    &eB

  • Approche a girl from the school. Sorry for bad englis...

  • hmm nice eye's, want make some sex ?

  • ummmm ok

  • I usually start with "hi"

    Then I usually follow up with "are you discreet? 'cause I'm married and we can't afford to get caught".

    That one seals it every time :P

  • You even look great upside down.

  • A great pick up line that should not offend anyone.  "How much does a polar bear weigh? Just enough to break the ice."

  • i like when guys give me compliments. i hope they're paying attention and take your advice

  • i used a pickup line once and it worked for this girl =] after i met her and had coffee i said "i need a map cuz im lost on your eyes" it it worked =] (great night)

  • Very good advice

  • That worked? Nope, but I have a whole video full of them that failed. Haha

    But ya, it's all about being confident in ones self and not being too over-bearing in your approach. Won't like, I've been guilty of that before. Once you realize the faults in your "game" you can start fixing it.

  • haha... I used a great pick up line once... I saw this girl and my friend wanted her number... so I walked up to her and said...

    "Hey, I think you're hot... can my friend have your number?"

    I got the girls number. :D

    [and whoaaaa. I got really confused when everything on here was randomly upside down... o.O]

  • yeah, what is with the upsidedownness? Is that some new annotation thing, or just the tech's at YouTube/Google showing off (20 years too late!)?

    &eB

  • so my question to you Jill, and I really am wondering this not just trying to be a jerk, where do YOU try to meet guys?

  • i hate being called sexy lol exspecially from some guys I don't know and they are unattractive.... lol i'd rather be called pretty

  • your sexy

  • Does everyone else see upside down EVERYTHING?? Or my computer just took a crap

  • April fools day.

  • lol. just figured it out, "the new layout" haha ... I had no idea what day of the week it was.

  • what happened to you.. you sound like a robot.

  • I've got a question for you Jill; Me, I'm from europe, and I've been told that women in the US are way more 'easy to get' than in europe. Any idea if there's any truth to that? and if so, why?

  • honestly, If a pickup line like 'this shirt rly brings out the color of your eyes' works on a girl... that would be enough reason for not dating that girl ;)

    I say, just be casual, be funny if possible, and be yourself. Confidence goes a long way, but in the end it's important you have something real to offer. And trust me, women can smell if you're not being you, or dishonest.

  • I've used the pickup line "You're so fine, you make the sun shine", but that only works on sunny days :P

  • This is good advice, I wonder if it will work on my wife? lol

  • Yea all that advice works very well....as long as your not fat. TANK

  • ha ha! one time i met someone by talking about how awesome Pineapples are!! :D

  • Looking in someone's grocery basket is being a nosy asshole. I think it's rather creepy.

  • I don't think I should use pick up lines to meet a woman, that just puts women down. And I always have bad luck dealing with women because most of them can be two timing backstabbers and mostly unfaithful. Because I've never been in a long term relationship or anything. And all the women in my hometown of Albuquerque are all taken and married and have children. I know you're not Hitch, the dating expert. And I'm scared to talk to a woman in public because I'm afraid she might talk shit bad at me

  • oo i like the background!

  • I pickup line that really works.

    If you see a girl eating some ice cream, or drinking something.

    Ask her, "can i have some?'

    if she says "no", you know it wasn't going to work out.

    But if she says "yes", you are definitely,100% going to get her phone number and a date.

    For me, my batting average with this line, is 60%.

  • sounds pretty god damn retarded :D

    just think how weird that is, if a girl would come up to u and want some food of urs

  • It is not retarded.

    I'm telling you the truth!

    It really works... the girl is so shocked, that she does give you a lick of the ice cream, or a sip of the drink, it shows your confidence level.

    Try it, It works!

  • girls dont want to be commented on what they have in their shopping basket. Girl:" that guy is looking in my basket, oh no is he judging me for what I buy, will he think im a pig for having those cookies in there?, will he think im a sad lonely girl because I only have cat food?, will he think im poor because Im looking at the clearance section?" girls are very self conscience and dont want somebody leering at them or the contents of their shopping cart.

  • There's a distorted picture at the end of this video.

    O_O

  • By definition, there are no rules.

    Because every lady is different and you can only make her feel special by tailoring it to who she is.

    If you're following a set of rules, then she isn't special, is she?

    She's just another victim for your rehearsed chat up lines and "ten point plan" - which you use on every woman just the same each and every time - to get her into bed.

    That's not dating. That's a production line.

    So even if you succeed with that method, then you've implicitly failed.

  • Hey Jill .. im new on internet .. from were can i download a coffe ?

  • this stuff only works if she likes you

  • i suck with girls.i try tellng them about battlestar galactic.they walk off

  • xD I'm a girl and I like battlestar galactica. lmao.

  • I applaude you, stranger.

  • Thank you, stranger. *bows and then runs to battle the evil cylons*

  • You're smart, pretty beautiful, and sexy!

    Hmm, didn't work. Guess I need another line.

  • lol... i think the shirt you are wearing really brings out the color of YOUR eyes.

    : P

  • I don't really use pickup lines per se, but I find that the best way to get a date is like the coffee suggestion you made, you have to ask something that will warrant her advice but still leave the opportunity to take charge and ask her to go there with you.

    If you ask about her cookies it will be much harder to connect the food with a date.

  • Great tips for guys. How about some for the ladies too, they need to approach someone sometime =P.

  • Well, I think your eyes bring out the color of that blouse!

  • you are too much, this was classic

  • I walked up to this stunning girl at a party (she was alone and all the guys were scared to even look at her lol) I said " Hello, I'm a real dickhead, but I can only go up from here". She laughed, and, as they say, the rest is history.

    P.S What is that Flash of a figure right at the end of this clip? :-)

  • Guys, just be honest:

    "Hello, Jill, I noticed your cleavage. I'm hoping to impress you with witty conversation so that you'll let me do things to you that would even make Jesus cry."

    If she doesn't want you after that, she's probably a lesbian.

  • hahahah

  • never used a pick up line jill sorry, i don't think they work

  • once a guy told me that i was a girl worth showering for.

    another guy (who i had never met before) walked up to me and started to caress (sp?) my thigh and told me that "you have very cute big ears"

    i meet very wierd guys

  • I feel like that first section about the grocery store, mall, and street are things a gay guy would say to a girl friend lol. This is true though, even from a gay POV it makes sense. Girls want to be treated well, trust me I am surrounded by enough girls to know :)

  • "Ello vavy. Jew lookin good." #1 pick up with a hispanic accent

  • Great tips, Jill! Sometimes it just comes down to being nice and starting some convo.

  • Great tips for men. This is grade A information gentlemen, listen to her. Thank you.

  • xgobobeanx, thank you very much for approving my ludicrous little response clip.

    All the best to you.

  • well,...when in a gift shop,...i saw this chick with a pair of owls in her basket (salt & pepper shakers),...so i said to her,..

    I see you like hooters too,...

  • but ok....the sky was black on the day u were born. god needed all the sky blue for makin your eyes.

  • So ,,,do you make videos here often....damn your legs must be sore ,,you've been running thru my mind all day....this one is just for you here it goes..."You're Dad must have been a thief because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes" ..so true...:P and my personal favorite.."SCREW me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Stacey?"..that one doesnt work to often...hmmm wonder why...lololol :p

  • girls sure do want a lot

  • I would like to squeeze her tits!!!! and lick her nipples to death lol

  • "And expert at meeting weirdos"

    Hahha, omg! I thought it was just me! You should have some of us girls do a "worst date disaster" collab! (I've had bunches of doozies!)

  • Met my wife at work.

    She was putting some heavy objects away and I offered to help. Then she asked if I was doing anything Saturday I said yes I have to DJ a wedding party, She seemed a little upset because her Birthday was on the same day.

    After the weekend she wouldn't talk to me. I said I was sorry thats how I make extra cash.

    I told her we can go out next weekend.

    The rest is history 16 years later were married and have 3 kids,I love her more than life itself.

    Sorry,I'm rambling on.

  • I'd like to date you. All I would want to do is just sit in front of you and watch your eyes. That would be paradise!

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  • Nice colors on your vid!

    It's a pleasure to see!

  • omg i hate it when guys talk to me on the street who i don't know!!! makes me think thier stalkers.

  • You don't need to be a expert. Just be yourself. Make good conversation and if your actually interested in her you will find things to talk about. Humour is the most important thing in my opinion.

  • thank you dolling

  • money

  • Some pretty good advice. Very well done.

  • Puts me much in mind of the tourist in New York who stops somebody on the street and asks: "Can you tell me the way to Battery Park, or should I just go fuck myself?"

  • Lol, an expert in meeting wierdo's!

  • I find going up to people while shopping or any other day to day activities way too uncomfortable. I feel like I'm gonna seem fucking crazy.

    I've tried some online crap, but eh, seems no one is ever interested.

  • Thanks for the Tips Jill! With amazing tips from a Amazing Woman like you I can get a great woman like you!

  • Sean Long, I would like to admire your basket

  • blurgh!!! Sorry I may just have puked!

  • Good advice....now how do I convince the FBI I am innocent?

  • Hello,Jill.

    These are very useful ideas. My old standby line,

    "Hi little girl,would you like some candy?"

    Seems a bit trite.

    And arrestable...

  • im not realy sure talking to girls is somthin you can teach? it just seems to flow naturally for some people, i seem to make'em laugh and it works fine for me! :)

  • smile and be confident[but not pushy]!!! thats a good tip. <3

  • The line *hi, Jill* usually works for me.

  • what happens when the girl isnt named jill?

  • You must be from Tennesse, cos you're the only Ten I See ;)

    This one made my Ex laugh because it's from family guy, and we started dating: You must be a parking ticket, cos you got fine written all over you!

    I know i know, amazing

  • First off, pickup lines only work on mildly drunk girls that are....pliable, lets put it that way shall we? Hardly worth the effort if one is interested in more than a fling.

    ANyway, to build on what Jill has said, the thing that I found that works the best is just being yourself.

    It sounds simple, but it rarely is, what with ads and everything convincing you that you have to be some hipster on the cutting edge of everything.

    Its all about respect, and a good woman respects honesty.

  • good tips! pickup lines really make me lol

  • if you're gobo, flaunt boobs.

    one ice breaker that tends to do alright is asking her if she ever gets compared to anyone famous...that she reminds you of a celebrity but you can't quite put your finger on who.

  • I think making them laugh is the best advice. Feigning interest in what's in their basket or asking where a good coffee shop isn't all that different than that guy asking your birthday or if you're left handed - it's obvious the person thinks your hot and is just reaching for a reason to talk to you.

    I say skip all that and just go straight to flirting! I think girls respect it when you can be upfront about your interest without being creepy.

  • I approach women by putting one foot in front of the other.

  • I am weird in belief. You make sense is enough.

  • wow. even tho it's just your oppinion. I'd say it's more like a fact. I mean, everything you said really made sense =) so nice vid. and thank you :D 5/5 no doubt