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  • ahaa.. so that what the word "retarded" means ... ^_^

    I'm just learning english^_^

  • shimmysham looks like al gore.

  • Hell ima thinkin' that I'd start drinkin if i was you ( if i was you) id drive to the store and get a bottle of jack...

  • so funny and i like the song at the end wish i heard more

  • best one ever

  • You guys are hilarious!!!

  • bbc beck blitzer bolton breitbart coulter

    cspan drudge gutfeld hannity huckabee imus

    ingraham krauthammer kristol limbaugh malkin

    north oreilly palin rivera rove scarborough stossel susteren

    Gotta Serve Somebody by Bob Dylan

    Ventura Sheehan Perot Paul Nader McKinney

    Kucinich Kaptur Grayson Gravel

    Gonzalez Clemente Choate

    Carter Baldwin Anderson

  • this is fucking helarious

  • THE FAT ONE ATE HERSELF INTO A SUGAR COMA! hahahahahaa!

  • These blokes are thick as fuck.

  • It's satire mate.

  • Sarah Palin is stupid,a dumb bitch,an idiot,empty headed,a fucking moron and everything else you libs can say about her.But answer me this one simple question....

    What is the level of your success compared to her?

    Shes a gov,what are you?

    CHECKMATE!

    Or is every citizen in Alaska just a stupid hick?

  • Everyone's idea of success is not power. I'd never want to be gov. I work in healthcare, helping people get/stay healthy. Am I unsuccessful? No, because I am fulfilled. My mom's a doctor who thinks Palin is an idiot. She is more educated and makes more money than her AND she helps people. It must be sad to only equate success with money and power.

  • someone tell this pair of dick cheese that their darling Sarah was found guilty of abusing her power as Govenor of Alaska, and she is charging taxpayers $21,000 for her childrens flights and $700 a night hotel rooms.

  • This is satire, parody. And as a southern liberal I get it. If you watch more clips you will see that are lancing the Republican Party.

  • You guys would be really funny if you were not so disgusting. And the bullseye of Sarah Palin in the back is really mean and disrespectful to Governor Palin. You must hate her. I don't see bullseyes like that of Nancy Pelosi. But then again, I would not want to. Not of any woman liberal or Conservative. Shame Shame. Show more respect for Governor Palin and all Women.

    Danny

  • Why the fuck should people show respect for such an empty headed bitch like Palin?

  • Tasered his own damn stepson...

  • Tasered his own damn stepson... TOO FUNNY!

  • sweeps up moose shit and locks up drunk eskimoes? I don't think Sarah Palin is qualified for such a job.

  • LOL i live in Alaska, this is hilarious. Mayor of Alaska. XD

    nice

    i live in Alaska and can say, there is anti Sarah Palin gatherings every week in central Anchorage park. nice.

    still, this funny. u guys are awesome, and the guy in the flannel looks like a dwarf. is awesome. :p

  • "Britt Hume get's 'em soppin' wet"

    ROFLMAO

  • The pitt bull don't know how to get books banned. No one has time to go fishin'or even read anymore-those who can read. Everybody old enough to walk is at WORK trying to keep food on the table and gas in the car. Pigs and pit bulls are now wearing lipstick. This is insane.

  • Wheres my mama? wheres my mama?

  • Bwahahahaha. (That's the liberal media laugh) SNEEKAWHAAAASNORT! (That's the conservative media laugh) OH SHIT!!! That's the "We're going to have to have ro bail these stupid, greedy, assholes out of their mess" groan!

  • You guys rule!

  • this is one ofthe best i have seen.

    You guys kill.

    CHEERS!

    BLASTING CAPS

  • You guys rock.

  • this was

    the funniest shit

    ever.

    hahahahahahaha

  • A...I truly almost DIEd laughing! Y'all are all that.

  • What's the difference between a pit bull and Sarah Palin? Ruthless vindictiveness at the junior high school level.

  • These guys are making fun of both sides, especially liberal arguments with the dummy.

  • " you be drinking too if you sister-in-law was Sarah Palin." LOL " the Mayor of Alaska sweeps up Moose Shit out of the streets and locks up drunk eskimos" LOL "Whats the difference between a hockey mom and a pitbull? Pitbull don't know how to get books banned!" hahahahahahaha Too Funny, also (TOO TRUE) that is some scary Shit there. Funny as hell Guy's, I love your stuff!!! you got to do something about the Palin/McCain Ticket. also McCain said "the Fish Love Oil Riggs" LMAO He's a Dumb Ass!

  • Fish do like oil rigs. I fish all the time and fish like places to hide / congregate. One things for sure, it wouldnt hurt any fish at all and if anything it would help.

  • saying Fish love oil rigs is like saying Eagles love DDT's. Fact: Katrina & Rita distroyed 113 offshore oil platforms causing 124 offshore oil spills for a total of 743,700 gallons of oil being mixed with the Fish Habitat. after Ike, 3 offshore oil rigs are missing and presumsd to be total losses. oil rigs are not essential habitat for fish, fish would use the reefs if oil rigs were gone. it's like looking at Birds on an telephone line and saying " birds need phone lines for habitat" Peace

  • your an idiot if you think oil rigs benefit aquatic ecosystems.

  • "she wants to drill for oil in ALL of America and with 5 kids she knows something about getting drilled"

    hilarious!!

    "Whats the difference between a hockey mom and a pitbull? Pitbull don't know how to get books banned!"

    Priceless.

  • To be fair, REPUBS think that their women should sit at home, not DEMS.

  • Yeah, we see that.

  • VAG MOPS!!!!!!!

  • Hilarious!

  • that's exactly how the liberal media really is. they're a bunch of dummies who make up crap.

  • Ever looked up the word satire? These guys are laughing at you. Speaking about vacuous and obtuse! And these guys are making fun of your favorite station, Faux News.

  • Ever looked up the word satire? These guys are laughing at you. Speaking about vacuous and obtuse! And these guys are making fun of your favorite station, Faux News.

  • So true

  • vote nader 08

  • This is, by far, the best episode EVER!  A+

  • As always, very funny and all in one take, which is so freaking hard to do.

  • JarHead0311SS I got your back brother. As a former Jar Head (25yrs ago) its nice to see the 1st Marines are still at Horno. I was with C 1/5 at Margarita 81-83 and was also a 0311. The other posters are imposter's as there has NEVER been a Sgt First Class in the Corp. That is ARMY. Lt Cpl WTF??? He means Lance Cpl but because he was never in he has screwed it up.

    Smper Fi JarHead0311SS! M40A1=One shot ONE kill!

  • I hear they attached STA plt to the line companies now. They were in Margarita also when I was there in 96. That is a disgrace to Carlos Hathcock. SF

  • Cpy JarHead0311SS

    Everything has changed...In 83 Horno had 1st Marines and 1/9, Margarita had the FIGHTING 5th with 2/9 and San Mateo had the 7th with 3/9. Now as I understand it the 5th is at Mateo and the 7th are now stuck out at 29 Stumps. (If I ever see that dump again it WILL be too soon!)And I have no idea where the 9th is now located??? SF Bro!

    Ddubya77 Kilo Mike Alpha you POS!

  • You guys are hilarious!! haha

  • vage mop? you guys are scaring me now.

  • guys this is funny!!! laugh!

  • What's the difference between a Hocky Mom and a Pitt Bull?

    Pitt Bull don't know how to get books banned.

    :-D

  • What books did she try to ban?

  • The "press" dummy has a huge hole in his head. LOL

  • Why does Obama want to use my tax dollers to bail out his elitist ivy league friends at Lehman brothers?

  • Well, I guess Palin is in the pocket of the oil industry, which makes her a text-book perfect VP.

    There's your choice then America, will you vote for Exxon or Murdoch? Which corporate puppet will win?

  • Hmm, she raised taxes on oil industry profits in Alaska so your comment makes a lot of sense.

    And you call us a "nation of barbarians"...I am not sure the last time our military or citizens ever strapped a bomb to a retarded teen and sent them into a group of towel-heads.

    You, my ignorant fool, are a moron.

  • man.. you are a fuckin idiot. First of all, ALL races of men IN PRISON who were duly convicted of a capital crime after an exhaustive (to say the least) appeal process gets put to death. This is the end result of serving justice. What you are comparing it to, poorly, is actual murder. You are trying to say manipulating mentally ill children is the same as executing some grown piece of shit who probably killed or raped.

    You should be slapped like the silly bitch you are.

  • And, in America, your views are regarded as the epitome of progressive liberalism.

  • As a 'faggot' surely I would prefer to fuck my dad?

    You really didn't think that one through did you?

  • no because your such a demented homo you want you mommy.

    please, shut your stupid fucking mouth. for the love of god, just shup up and dont have children.

  • Another one?

    Is there some kind of chilling underground lab where they breed people like you?

    Same story as before, you haven't thought it through have you?.

    Just for the record, gay people can't breed, it's sort of what they do....you know, not breeding and that....it's considered part of the general 'deal' of gayness.

    Generally breeding requires sex with a person of the opposite gender and gays generally agree that having sex with a person of another gender is what doctors would call 'ungay'

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  • You giys rule.

  • I'd like to see Shimmy Sham put some wood to Sarah Palin.

  • vag mops, lol!

  • Dunlap! U R sexually assaulting that liberal elite dummy Mr ShimmySham! Your right has a firm grip on his crotch & your left thumb is thrashingly & repeatedly up his butt! Good impression of how the media puppets are 'handled' by their owners!

  • ?kcphaid? As Gibson said in the interview it was the pre-emptive military action that Bush stated to a West Point class in 2002. Kcphaid do you understand the sentence that you just put together? Whats is the point you were going for?

  • All you have do is look at Sarah Palins terrible performace in John Gibsons easy two day interview. Palin doesent know anything. Bush Doctrine what be that? Oh by the way I understand the satire. Who besides John Roberts in the media has said anything about Sarah Palin being a mother.

  • You need to look up the meaning of Doctrine. Then show me the 'Document'.

  • All you have to do is not believe cut up interviews. Google "ABC News Edited Out Key Parts of Sarah Palin Interview" and find outthe truth

  • That's CHARLIE Gibson you stupid Obama Lemming. If you were paying attention (more than 5 seconds) you would know the CHARLIE was wrong anyway. His ambiguous question was knocked out of the park by Palin! and his snide little trap was on him the whole time...HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! What a bunch of dweebs!!

  • CHARLIE Gibson!  And btw, exactly what is the "Bush Doctrine"? Something made up by the liberal news media. Palin rocks!

  • Its Pre-Emptive war. My bad for forgeting the guys name from Good Morning America. Wow, she couldnt even answer it correctly after she finally figured out what Gibson was talking about. She had to go away to get schooled up on the facts. Does that not cocern you. I don't know how you justify that in your mind. The Vice Presidency is to important to throw away on purely political pick. Pawlenty should have been McCains pick. Responsibility has long left the Republican Party.

  • I assume that 'preemptive war' is a euphamism for what the rest of the world would call 'waging an agressive war.'

    Nation of barbarians...

  • Jacky: "Tell you what, I'd like to do that to Chris Mathews"

    Dunlap: "So would Keith Olbermann"

    ......heh.......

  • "Occasionally masturbate to Bret Hume"

    XD Hahahahaha!!!!!

    Dude, this video fucking rules.

  • OMG. This was LOL funny. It's good to laugh at how assinine the left is because it can be darned depressing.

  • you claim to be a chick, but you're anti-abortion, anti-family and medical leave act, and pro-book banning?

    are you sure you shouldn't change 'adventure' to 'fundamentalist'?

  • Pull your head out of * and stop the double talk and just LISTEN to yourselffor crying out loud!

    There is NOTHING more FEMININIST than giving birth, something a man is not equipped to do!

    Liberate yourselves from your uteruses permanately by removing them!

    Donate your babies for adoption!

    Keep on aborting so that your kind dies out from attrition.

    STOOPID!

  • adventurechick1 is the definition of "missing the point"

  • Travis and Jonathan for President and Vice President!

  • rednecks-4-obama*.com (delete * )

  • Hilarious! Exactly right!

  • Excellent vid, Travis and Jonathan! I loved it! :-)

    "You'd be drinking too if your sister-in-law was SARAH PALIN!!!" LOL

    Did that Press Guy doll have a lobotomy on its head?! Oh, great!

  • LOL Good vid.

  • Dumbass conservatards, kill them all

  • I would have thought the puppet was Randi Rhoades if it didn't look like a man.

  • i do feel like i just watched about an hour of cnn and two days of msnbc

  • It's amazing how much that sounded like the media. Great stuff!!

  • You guys should talk about some third party candidates.

  • Wow you guys need a freak'n TV show this stuff is classic.

  • Haha, that was great.

  • rabies!!!

  • The frightening thing is that the extreme left has and is giving any "liberal" movement a bad reputation which the extreme left has rightly deserved. The extreme right is just as scary as the extreme left. That is why NcPalin ticket is so attractive. They are more in the middle than the extreme left leaning Barack Obama.

  • That puppet will have a show on msnbc before long, it would fit right in.

  • People in red states are much more intelligent than blue state inhabitants.

  • well we may not be more intellegent but we have values and are good people unlike the blue states

  • Man I was laughing so hard I felt like I was going to bust a gut!

  • 5555555555555555!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    The liberal media SUCKS!

    McCain Palin 08!!!

  • Shimmysham is back!

  • VAG MOPS!!!!??????????rotffl

  • Jeff Dunham you are not. LOL!

  • This may be the best one yet.

  • Very very funny

  • Marines are awesome.

  • You guys are GREAT

  • These guys are great.

  • Brit Hume gits'em soppin wet

    lol

  • you guys crack me up

  • Shimmy sham?

  • and with 5 kids, Sarah Palin knows something about getting drilled ... incredibly rude, but funny

  • The UCC is not a black supremacist church, no matter how colorful the rhetoric of Jeremiah Wright.

    Up yours, In His,

    UCC Congregant

  • A Church that teaches Black liberation theology is by definition black supremacist, and Afro-Marxist.

  • "But wait Palin, didn't you alienate your base when you "quoted" Lincoln?"

    You know Lincoln was a Republican, right? That's like junior highschool level US history.

  • I'll tell you whats going to be even better than McCain taking the white house. It is going to be watching the liberals cry and whine for the next 4 years. I can almost taste the sweet tears of Matt Damon and other Hollywood types as they claim that the only reason McCain won was racism.

  • sarah damn palin. no shit

  • Mohammed said: "The Jews will hide behind the rock and tree, and the rock and tree will say: O servant of Allah, O Muslim, this is a Jew behind me, come and kill him!"

  • Your moronic implication that all republicans are pro-slavery racists aside,do u know that Jefferson Davis had a black adopted son named Limber? Limber was torn away from Jefferson Davis wife when the Yankee soldiers came to arrest the Confederate President. So you see, not only is your argument completely retarded, your whole premise shows you to be a cool-aid drinking tool who knows absolutely nothing about American history and the Civil War which was started because of taxation and tyranny

  • It's funny how the left accuses the right of racism while their candidate attended a black supremacist Church which advocates Black Liberation theology and calls for the "destruction of the white enemy"

    So what else is going on in the USofKKK?

  • You're STILL too easy on the media.

  • John and Sarah are going to have the last laugh in the end, because they are gonna WIN!

    LOL!

  • The libs preech feminism and baby killing.

    Yet, when a woman challenges their messiah, they do everything in their power to smear her name.

    Liberals disgust me.

  • can U smell that??Its the dems losing..

  • "Yeah, felt pretty good!"

  • The Repbulican Party is America's

    WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION

  • You boys are alright in my book!

  • "So would Keirth Olberman."

    Nice.

    *****

  • I gotta tell ya, that was hilarious! Love it...

  • Obama is an empty suit.

    Check out the video were Obama's teleprompter messes up.

    Obama Hussein bin Biden.

  • Lets see you memorize a speech.

    I bet you believe everything Fox News says.

    Jump off a cliff.

  • Good video.

    and true, 5 stars!

  • Seriously, comment on the video. If you want to debate, take your talking points in political forums! Gosh...

  • Good point- these guys have to be amongst the greatest Americans since John Wayne. They can tickle your ribs without about anything, but of course they aren't challenged looking for material this year.

  • In May, 1944, Wayne was reclassified as 1-A (draft eligible), but the studio obtained another 2-A deferment (for "support of national health, safety, or interest"). He remained 2-A until the war's end. But definately supported every war and pretended to be a man's man.

  • Steve D

    Like this video, my comment was tongue in cheek. But you do have to considere THESE guys American heroes, in spite of how politically correct they try to be.......

  • Great!

  • Jesus was a community organizer, Pontius Pilate was a governor.

  • So was Bill Clinton... and Jimmy Carter.

  • Did you get this from the latest talking points?

  • Tit for tat. I don't like dumbing down the issues, but it is how the republicans talk and if we don't talk it retard sound bites for you neo-cons you will never get it.

  • What's the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull? A pit bull doesn't know how to get books banned!

    LOL

  • Turns out the "book banning" is another urban myth. Didn't happen. I do love the comment on the "Bush-McCain" policies. I think Barack, who seems like a fine decent man, knows that notwithstanding that, he loses if he goes head to head against JOHN MCCAIN on substance and content of character. Therefore, the over whelming urge and need to run against "Bush" and "the Republicans" in order to win, I also see someone has said Jesus was a community organizer. Certainly we're not saying........

  • Do you think Jackie and Dunlap are conservative or Democrats?