Five Little Words That Strike Fear Into The Hearts Of Men

[chivone21]

so many fuckg ads popping up all over the place on youbube it's PISSING ME OFF !!

[CuteCatFaith]

I've had three bad husbands, and neither counselors nor friends/family can figure out what has gone wrong. I am a great wife and love sex and I am faithful, patient, hard working and sensual (and a former sex worker). Most men turn off after a few years. This should be programmed into the marriage. I'm a genius with men, just not my husbands. I'm quickly a commodity to them and totally taken for granted. Going off and doing my own thing makes it worse. Men are children. They really are.

[milackk7]

Maybe it's easier to just say that men/women who avoid issue, or create them, are not well-adjusted; there's something about their character that is wrong, or affected. And from what I can see, that involves just about everyone - why are we so screwed up? Why play so many games and ignore the potential consequences....what's this "I don't give a fuck" generation? smh.

[joel750]

Women in general insane creatures. there i said it! XD

[VfxGodOfDK]

Every time a girlfriend have said "We need to talk about our releationship" i was single 5min after :'(

[sanjeevgopal]

being a man, i dont mind talking about 'our relationship'

we can do it once a month, at a preset time (e.g. every third saturday, 2 pm), 5 min or less

what cannot be resolved in 5 min, will never be. so dont waste my time after that.

[OniNoFro]

"honey i love you" .... yeah women often say that following those five words... lolz

[charkee1]

"We need to talk" , doesn't mean "WE" it means "I" need to tell you what the hell is your problem. And if you don't take it with a smile, you are even more vile that "I" thought.

[lonewoulf239]

I thought it would be "When are we getting married?" Now that sends chills up my spine...

[ilovefreedom80]

I'm a woman..and I hate sappy shit that most women like. My advice to these women grow some balls and shut the fuck up and give me the TV remote.

[TheMrMantastic]

@ilovefreedom80 as long as ur not 300ibs and don't have a dick i think im in love lols

[Lachdenan]

"We need to talk" = "I need to talk..." (to you, not with you).

[bgiv2010]

it's always a friggin' test!!!

[loveablelondon]

The husband is really corney!

[datlancboi018]

Well for me when a woman says we need to talk its never something positive lol

[MrEmptyinside]

at 2min - - - Just go for it . . . if you want to talk - then talk about what you want to talk about, don't get stuck in 'talking about wanting to talk'

[CawFanMan]

the man gets upset, because the woman is normally asking him a trick question, or accusing him

[ScaryCannibalTrout1]

This makes men sound like cowards or children- "afraid" of talking. Real men are not like the guys in sitcoms. Your guy ought to get concerned if you tell him you have a problem. Mine sure does. If he even suspects I have any proplem he will try to drag it out of me. Maybe some women invent problems and pester their man so much about stupid things that he now avoids conversation all together.

[danndan6]

@ScaryCannibalTrout1 the brains grey matter handles mathematics and information processing. men have 6.5 times the amount that women do. the brains white matter handles language and emotions and women have 9 times as much as men do. so the cliche has been scientifically verified.

[ScaryCannibalTrout1]

Even so, I'm not afraid of numbers at all and I'd rather take a calculus test than an english test. My boyfriend cant do math to save his life but will talk your ear off if you let him.

Your definately right but there can be exceptions.

[danndan6]

@ScaryCannibalTrout1 i have no doubt there are exceptions. or maybe external influences that affect you to learn to act a certain way

[Nakita4U2Learn]

@ScaryCannibalTrout1 You see? You being judgmental. No wonder no men wont want to open up or express himself to you.

[FAUKENA]

i didnt realize that

"honey, we need to talk."

was a question.

i learned in 3rd grade that that was a declarative sentence. my teacher must have been retarted because I'm sure this girl wearing a yellow shirt who makes gross generalizations about men has a fucking doctorate in elementary school english doesn't she?

[zxcvbnmjhgfdsa1]

@FAUKENA why is it important what type of sentence it is

[VRJensen1]

They're Gender stereotyping. my wife and I are a completely reverse scenario of this video

[zest4livin]

There is no right answer when dealing with feelings, only honesty.

[frogicus]

Why are we so concerned these days about giving the "right answer" to our wives...WTF!? I love how they get the guy in the pink shirt to talk to about men like they're 3 year olds. Women need to stop the manipulative "mind tricks" all together.Shows like this degrade men.Ever watched a parenting show? Substitute the word man for toddler and it's the same thing! Keep it real ! Tricks only last awhile...also why are they drinking Windex?

[jdfox1]

Some of them do but really it's not so bad if you have a relationship with a guy that's truely interested in what we think...as well as what he might think. They do get defensive but it's understandable...commitment isn't easy and it's very serious. Be selective finding guys, and if he's to defensive about something that important then consider fonding a better quality man. :)

[KedruSiyas]

Tha's bullshit!

I just looked at my partner and said it with the most realistic serious face I could muster and it didn't phase him.

[granddaughterofthegu]

Well then we're sorry we can't find ALL find a person like that.

[KedruSiyas]

It's not as wonderful as you think. >.>

[granddaughterofthegu]

I didn't say it was wonderful.

[KedruSiyas]

>.o

Never mind.

[granddaughterofthegu]

What?

[KedruSiyas]

Never mind.

[Hyperlot]

Men get scared at this question because there IS a right and a wrong answer - Women say they want honesty, but what they REALLY want is for you to say whatever they want to hear.

[wwwggxcom]

Yeah, that's one of the general truths of the world.

[1517anos]

it is true, when we tell them lets talk, they will avoid!!! hummm...how do we solve this problem? By keeping quite and following the flow?

[QIKings]

i don't get scared

[Akadra]

I hate this. A woman saying that all men in general can't comp with that question.

It isn't true.

Not even one little bit.

[headalphafemale]

It's this simple, guys hate to listen to a woman talk unless the words, SEX, SPORTS, TRUCK, CAR, BOOZE, SMOKE, TIME-OFF, RUB, etc. are in the sentences.

[katelynpoustie]

LOL, so true.

[livewithsin]

the one thing that strikes fear into a man's heart is: baby, i'm pregnant.

[xDaRKaNGeLo]

Wow, you really are, just, wow. it should be a bit frightening to any1. if ur so scared that it "strikes fear into a mans heart" then its ur fault. that most likely means that 1) u didnt use protection and 2) you made love to someone you dont love and dont want a child with or at all. When you "make love" u usually love that person hence the name

[livewithsin]

i'm just saying that if a woman tells a man she's pregnant, even if they used protection, most men would be scared shitless. i mean i might be idealistic, but i'm thinking most men would probably want to get married before they even contemplate having children. And i agree with what you're saying about making love, but an unplanned pregnancy is something that most men fear.

[Hania454]

Five little words that strike fear into the hearts of men....... Baby, I have vaginal warts.

[Fallparty]

Five Little Words That Strike Fear Into The Hearts Of Men:

- You forgot my birthday again.

- Honey I missed my period.

- Why don't we get married?

- My mother can stay with us.

- Go change the baby's diaper.

- My shopping spree was great!

- Does my butt look bigger?

- I slightly dented the car.

- My lawyer will contact you.

[sterfbeejotch]

My balls shrivel up just reading those.

[relfexreaction]

- i wanna have your babies,

springing up like daisies

[groovysherrie65]

@Fallparty You forgot the most important one: No, I have a headache! Remember, men have to brains, and tend to think with the one between their legs.

[saintcaffeine]

We're not afraid of the question at all, we're not afraid of giving the wrong answer. What bothers us is that the woman is going to talk ad nauseum, not get to the point and then she she'll get pissed off when she didn't actually say what the hell the point was and we don't get it.

[funktouch]

that guy is actually a faggot. it's quite funny watching him get bitched by her.

[drumaman2009]

Im a guy, and im in a very healthy relationship..... we have no problem talking about our relationship or problems in it...... There are things that a guy can say, "like babe i'm really happy with you." Or "I havent been this happy in a while"...... also the cons...... "babe this has really been bothering me --------- Its not not that hard really, Dont live with something that is bothering you, but dont make it harder than it really is

[city0fj]

1:45- guy in the middle makes a fool of himself

[snoogans85]

ha ha hide under the little dog

[terrafirma91]

Does anyone place any credibility into these THREE WOMEN discussing mundane matters? Yeah, that "guy" sitting between the other two women acts more like a woman than than a man. DON'T GET MARRIED, guys. The courts have destroyed the "institution". Don't do it!

[Keilahoro]

This is so sexist!! Do you ***** ******** really think that all men suck at talking about feelings and relationships. and women are so much better.

[Rosazuly7]

i actually do...

[Turandil]

Oh, and Jake "The Ripper 2" (does murdering prostitutes somehow go along with you disliking sex, hmm?). Pretty words doesn't make up for an empty head. You may have a way with them, but the way you think is still so very dumb.

I am sorry on your behalf if you will never experience good (no, scratch that, fucking fantastic) sex.

I really am.

[Turandil]

Yes, love can exist without sex, but that is not the point. There's no good reason not having sex.

When you indeed are in love with someone not only will your heart long for that person, but your body as well. Having sex is taking the relationship into a whole new level, joining together utterly.

A relationship without sex is possible, but not the same. Your body urges for it, wants it.

And beside, sex on itself isn't half bad. No moral or ethical beliefs can deny that.

[SpaceViking7]

Yea, of course you want to have sex, its a natural emotion, every creature on the planet has sex whether it Sexual or Asexual. People who condemn sex in a relationship are single minded, ignorant, oppressive sad people.

[lisaberlin]

Why are they drinking Windex?

[Boogity4u]

someone turn on the glade candle thing

[Fallparty]

CONTINUING: So, women, instead or starting with "Honey we need to talk", start off by mentioning 1 to 3 recent complements or successes, then you not only have our ears, you have our hearts. We LOVE to do our manly jobs: Provide and Protect, and those complements validate our sucess and makes us eager to do more.

[IAmTheWarbringer]

Really? Either you're a girl or a gay guy. All men really want is to have sex, and all men know it's true. The faster the getting to the sex the better. It's sad but true. The only reason most guys (myself included) want to please women so much is so they'll stick around for a couple more times and so you don't have to work on building a whole new relationship to get some more. Stable sex even through hardships is the ONLY reason I like being married. And my wife knows it.

[JakeTheRipper2]

Hello. I'm a virgin, IAmTheWarbringer, and I happen to know your statement "All men really want is to have sex" is invalid. I am a man myself, and I was raised by my grandfather on morals that guided me to near perfect gentlemanhood. Granted, at times with the woman I'm engaged to, I want to get laid, except I'm capable of controlling myself and know that I hold my relationship as my first priority than getting laid.

I just had to comment, as your statement is rather invalid and misleading...

[rob10868]

Douche, your probably really religious aswell, sex is a large part of relationships.

[JakeTheRipper2]

Excuse me? I'm an athiest, thank you very much. Love can exist without sex. I'd know.

[rob10868]

Pussy.

[JakeTheRipper2]

And thus, the indecency turns into insults. :) I've proven my point and you resorted to this. Sad. Have a good one.

[rob10868]

well arent we holier than thou you cock sniffing nigger.

[BobDoleismyBitch]

Its funny, how an Atheist has better morals then most religious people...rob, you are an idiot.

[DanAndJenn]

rob10868 obvious has some real insecurity issues... The only reason that one person feels the need to degrade another person is to attempt to lift their own very low self esteem.

rob - try working on your own issues before attacking everyone else...

[bennett245]

well said lol :)

[fire9912]

Damn straight!

[rob10868]

mahahahahaha bobdole you is an idiot!!! loooool

[4nc13ntspk]

thats true

[Fallparty]

When a woman starts off by saying "we need to talk", it means there will be a one-way "conversation" where at least one of three nasty things will happen: 1) the guy is going to get forced lessons on self-improvement, or 2) He is going to get a laundry list of every single thing he hasn't done right in the last 3 months, or 3) He's going to hear about how other guys treat her friends better than you treat me (you abject loooozer). No wonder we run.

[datlancboi018]

@Fallparty Lol very well put

[turbomarmite]

i though it was " im fucking your best friend"

lol

[TalonJuggalo]

lmao

that would be "Rage into the hearts of men"

[Turandil]

"I am carrying your child"

Yeah, no fun.

[lilifan88]

lol i thought so toO! I thought it was "honey, i think i'm pregnant." lol

[chengtsu]

my wife, and many men's wives, successfully put their husbands on the defensive by saying "we need to talk about ...". it's not that women cant complain, but once they start, they dont stop and do not care for fact or anybody's opinion, my wife just rambles on and on until she is satisfied. during her speech, she offers no constructive suggestions to the issue, so the issue remains, and worsens, because i now become emotional about it.

[AidSta666]

well said.

[moosethehippo]

i thought it was 'i wanna have a babyyy' whats the blue stuffff in the glassseees???

[SirCheezey]

Oh i thought it was "Your dick is too small"

[debomb824]

lol haha

[crewalpha]

why would i talk to my mistress? the cage seems to work just fine. she seems to know everything anyway. and why do men have to walk on pins and needles around women? it's bullcrap. a women is just a human with vagina, and she doesn't fart talcum powder. you don't see me wagging my penis around, demanding special treatment.

[drunkinfist666]

i know four words

the baby is yours

[Themartialartist90]

The first five words that came to mind before seeing this video were "I want to have kids"

[HKichen]

Well, i am a girl and i'm soo aware that women think that they know how to deal and give prep-talk as if they are pro. Y do women have to make it sooo difficult, y not just out with it? Men are straightforward and let's be that so it saves time.

[tjsblankmind]

oops, gave wrong thumb..

i agree with that lol

[HKichen]

it's ok. :)

[tjsblankmind]

thank you lol :)

[02phill]

the right answer is yes hunni

2 words guys it will keep you outa toruble just say yes hunni

[megskiisskimeski]

apparantly saying sorry about things, even when its not your fault, makes women feel better too!

[cwolf2035]

How the hell did i get from installing a dimmer switch to this?

[lajollacat]

skjoyner, not all women are that way. i dont care about money. i want someone that i can share every aspect of my life with. money cant buy happiness.

[TacoBoi17]

hide under the small dog!? does that really work!? holy shit I have to try does.. does.. she like not see you?

[DanAndJenn]

It absolutely works! Especially if the small dog is incredibly cute! LOL -- Dan

[matthewpl0x]

i fuck on the first date -_-

[wrath231]

She's not a man...shes just talking out her ass

[royalsteven]

I think women feel the need to talk about their relationship everytime because they need confirmation and compliments from their partner. Their partner needs to reassure them their relationship is still good and boost their confidence so that the woman's feeling of security will increase.

[sweetlyswank]

Maybe that's true for some people, but everyone is an individual, and making generalizations about any one gender doesnt make the generalization true of every one person of that particular gender. What's true for some is not true for all.

[royalsteven]

No ofcourse duh. Aheh generalizations are never good but in most cases they talk about stereotypes or 'most' people.

[theody888]

this is a great lead to all to have a good healthy relationship with a partner. Thank you so much for doing this.

[theody888]

this is so cool, greetings to all, I came from a generation/culture that sex is not something we can openly talk about,so at this age of mine, am too shy to express myself, even to someone I love, I don't think its too late for me, even am now single, loveless....because of this topics which enlightens me, this is great,I guess the now generation will be more informed and happy with thier life, not only in sex but in a true healthy relationship where sex plays a great part of it. More Power!!!

[998987987698765]

She said those 5 words and 5 mins. later she was out the door.

[awomansmind]

Ohhhhh my! Go for the meat!!!

[rovinglycan]

my other half and i always talk, it relieves any stress we may have.

[3kelley]

This means trouble most of the time.LOve your channel,but. you never gave an alternative opening .

[DanAndJenn]

Thanks!! What do yo mean by by alternative opening?

[3kelley]

Like alternative 5 words.

[The1tactician]

lol im one of the few dudes whos allright with talking about my relationship with my girl and also i am not afraid of commitment..but somehow the girls i love are always opposite of that in one way or the other lmao

[amadeus2490]

I believe it was Dave Chappelle who said (badly paraphrased) "Whenever a girl says 'We need to talk', it's always about something YOU did, or something YOU need to change."

Girls always go into a "talk" to tell you how they feel. Men are used to arguing facts, but women get seriously pissed off when they're told that the way they FEEL is wrong.

[lavinder11]

I can definitely relate. My ex always wanted to talk. Saying 'we need to talk' distinguishes this conversation from any other. It's equivalent to a 'friend,' before they say something stupid, asking "We're friends, right?" or saying, "Can I ask a personal question?"

They all lead to bad things, I think. I tend to say things as I think them, which is both a bad and good trait for any relationship.

I say don't let something build up to the point where you pour all your dread in those five words.

[imassbbfan]

#th comment!

[Playgirl2day]

talking is the key to a good relationship

[karry299]

Wow, yet another useless advice.

I'll tell you how to avoid this problem completely. The reason women "need to talk" is because women are cowardly. When they dont like something they keep silent and store their irritations inside. And THEN, one wonderful morning, they suddenly "overflow" and "need to talk", and they pile all their dissatisfaction over you at once. Whoa !

Girls, if you dont like something in the way your relationship is going - SPEAK UP AS SOON AS YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY !

[halo2994]

Personally i like talking about relationships. The thing that bugs me is the way a lot of girls (IMHO) just get things in their heads and just jump to conclusions without talking about it.

[dannykim100]

2nd comment lol i really dont care

[DanAndJenn]

LOL. thanks for watching!

[WeaTheRgrlx0x]

1st comment!!!!