The Christmas Story

[tobuscusepicosite]

2:21

[tobuscusepicosite]

2:23

[alexpounder]

Thumb up if you clicked because you saw nipple in the thumbnail.

[UtaShinoBu]

2:21 lmao

[iwantthatfoot]

omg the tree was so beautiful it made me feel like crying :(

[sirbestnameever]

why do athiest cellibrate christmas dur dup, why did christian high jack the 6000 year old pagan holiday even thou there sky daddy was born in the summer?

[thelastspartanS117]

@sirbestnameever lol ikr?

[Killuminatyi]

Well christmas is not the only pagan symolism in christianity. So maybe pagans tried to influence the others not other way around.

[GurdianAngel4life]

lol your a good singer : D

[ForceUser1138]

Well...it IS the most wonderful time of the year

[TravvyG]

Lol well I'm glad I've sub. Where do you learn all this stuff?

[loubna1994]

I love the part at 1:45 I've died laughing xD

[Loveadrixoxo]

Do u celebrate Jan 7. ??

[NinjaDeathstarVideos]

well if danny is speaking truth... doesnt that just take a massive shit on religion?

[ziggysvatek]

You seem to enjoy being topless in many of your videos

[gummybaby]

arent you cold!? me just being naive coz yur in america lol

[lilrowyravenclaw]

Finally some recognition. Thankies, Danny. I'm Pagan, and I enjoyed this.

[SomeKrazyDude]

LOL at 2:24

[Smb081985]

yeah that was random! lol

[FoxEatFox]

I love how the Christian religion takes from the Pagan traditions, edits them to make it their own, and then calls Pagans Satan worshipers.

FANTASTIC VIDEO BTW (:

[bloodypepper]

hihi. i only clicked this coz you were nakey in the thumbnail. WITH A SANTA HAT! all my jailbait dreams *.*

[d9503288]

dude thats me on the holidays LOL

[chriskidd2k9]

thank you god no one ever belives me

[gan4owoto]

Don't move the cam but please stand up xD ;p ]:-)

[ut00bguru]

that first christmas tree video was the first video i ever saw u do.....

[zeyadbadrawy]

ok, 1 question. if jesus' birthday is on the 25th of december, and they started counting A.D. from the day of his birth. so did they start counting his birth 5 days after he was born or is christmas supposed to be on new years eve???!!! ive asked all the christian religeon teachers in my school (im half egyptian and muslim) and they all dont know. so if any1 knows could u plz mail me?

[SadatRahman]

No one, and I mean no one (except for Allah subhanu wah t'allah), knows the actual date of birth of Isaa (Jesus). Like the guy said, Christians simply adopted the pagan holiday for popularity sake. Go search "What Islam Says about Christmas" on google.

[tmmschick]

why r u nacked

[Nattitattat]

Wow that is the most beautiful heavenly singing I've ever heard

[cdnlass]

Best. History. Lesson. Ever. LOL

---and to the guy commenting about shaved chests...are ya jealous cause your pidgeon chest doesnt look as good???

[ElvisBluntman777]

lolrofl your an amazing singer

[blazerockerz]

did santa come to your house

[112WildCat211]

2:22 what the hell

[gigglemetaylor]

...what is with you and partial nudity???

[rustilcrazyes]

ur freaking nutts

[sonicfanatic200]

LMAO! your singing is hilarious!

[xsecretfiles]

stand up danny, I wanna see ur dick

[larinovi]

This video sucks.....comedy is ok, but not with christian values.

[U2luvU2]

Why do you shave your chest?

[AziZibmen]

2:22 ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Pokegirl3000]

I'm taking it that it's the most wonderful time of the year. Am I right?

[Dakki93]

let's sign that Danny must have own show.. x)

[shtumpy246]

my first thought was "why are you naked?"

but then again why not?

[sunsett008]

you should have your own tv show

[arisadelle]

Lick lick lick lick

Didn't some astronomer say he was born in like the spring based on the movements of stars during that time?

[animatedwolf3432]

I'm so glad someone else knows the truth about Christmas!

[FlumenSanctiViti]

HEY DANNY!!!

Why, oh why do you shave your chest... on the Xmas?

[roju0229]

XD at 3:33 lol "thats so weird" and "the most wonderful time of the year!" and yea how did they made there in the winter (shepers) XD :P

[Paigelovesyou96]

Why are you shirtless? xDDDD

[cassandraland13]

00:11 LMAO!!!!

[Rauha100]

5 STARS FOR TOPLESS DANNY

XDDDD

[twilight12320]

LOL "its the most wonderful time of the yearrrrrrrrr"

gets me every time

[666CrazyCory]

i agree calm the fuck out

[wildfire53575]

How bare you insult the PAGANS rights of seasons. X-miss has nothing to do with Pagans but the greedy Christian church, consumerism and money; following a false god and hope to better serve the cult leader pope. Study religion and you will find the Pagans did not like the Catholic Church and a religious war started.

[logitekg25]

chill out dude, hes trying to entertain people :)

[brokenURL]

Haha. Nice.

And Jesus was born Oct 1, 7 BC.

[silverhawkroman]

hes Libra, WOOT!

[JovaanNS]

Merry Christmas, Denny... or on Serbian

Hej kurac, srećan Božić... u PIČKU MATERINU

xDxDxD

[Validissima]

Congratulations, darling, you've discovered the hot water! ;) But please, improve your Latin if you would like to use it in public!!!

LuV Ya! ;)

[dadaaccount]

y do men have nipples?

[thunderkills300]

Ya we dont breast feed

[iwuvsweeney]

i tried to explain this to this one girl on this random website, and i got a 'FUCK YOO JEEZUS WILL DAMN YOO TO HELL!!!!!!!11!!!' in return...

i think i'll send her this vid hahaha

[CammyS12342]

if i could i would tag ur nipples!!! :DD

[villiamlp]

hahah i love the way u speak:D hahah

[NoPoPats]

You, sir, are a winner. This easily made my day.

:)

[KasandraBiance]

I like your tree haha

[timis164]

in sweden we celebrate christmas the 24th

LOL

[electriman77]

Entertaining AND informative! A+

[mansourshady]

u forget he was not porn in the states, he was porn in the middile east, the weather is not that cold there, beside who knows wt the weather looked like 2000 years ago,i do not think they made it up, too risky for such a small gain

[CABKA]

lolol

u need to hit the gym in the new year!

and Christmas isnt till jan 7th!

[Kretenus101]

this was.. lame

[taybabe712]

BOOBS.

put them away danny

my eyes are burning

[iamkarenchicago]

omfg you are sooooooo funny!!!! seriously, i cant stop laughing :) !!!

[smallbutnotpetit]

Do you shave your chest?

[themigdk]

it sure does look like.

[smallbutnotpetit]

After i posted that like four other people said the same thing....

[amen4me]

Pope Julius? I thought Constantine made it on the 25th of December.

[invertedquestionmark]

danny, hate to break it to you but the singing is not funny. at least most of the time, it was okay in the monkey episode. still love your show though

[p00nn3r]

he gets laid everynight... He is my HERO!

[pizdun9245]

sometimes i ask myself, does he ever get laid?

[zhadow7]

Damn Danny, you really opened my eyes!

[smexybiyatch]

hahaha jaki debil

[xUmbrellaAcademyx]

but is it the most wonderful time of the year?

[sarathoughtonnothing]

why dont u hav a shirt on?

[jovan242]

dany,merz christmas u picku materinu

[XxNoSTARSxX]

Danny, you're amazing. xD

[DarkPaIn1989]

you r totaly insane dude xaHAHX :D

[Rumbata6]

Dear Danny

do ya have a dog , and if you do , have you ever wanted to be a Dog?

[zeronini]

haha :D

if he was a dog i bet he would run around sniffing frog butts or something xD

[ThePr0Hobo]

jesus was born in a barn, not in a field o.OO. In the east, in winter, it's not cold enough for animals to stay in the barn.

[xXBlinDXx12]

@ThePr0Hobo dude u know what i dont fucking give a shit what u think about Jesus... maybe you wanna shut the fuck up and go suck on the DEVIL's DICK

[kedalin]

haha, here's one of the ignorant retards

[xXBlinDXx12]

@kedalin YEAH YOU

[ThePr0Hobo]

LOL YOU'RE WATCHING A CHRISTMAS VIDEO DUMB ASS! CHRISTmas, douche bag.

[kedalin]

First of all, the message wasn't for you Blind dickwat

[SexyWizardBabe]

it could have been december while they were tending their flocks.... BUT! where they were is much like texas and has mild winters... plus they have sheep all year around for sacrifice.... so it very easily could have been december........ just so you know....

[ThePr0Hobo]

The correct date of jesus birth is exactly january 6th 12 am or january 7th 12 am idk :P

[themigdk]

that is a few hours from my birthday XD

[ThePr0Hobo]

mine too ;D I was born at january 7th 5;00 pm ;P

[MachineOperatedBot]

happy birthday O_o >:o xD

[Ita88]

Lol............

2:24 xD

Too funny~!

[PattyMMelt]

Merry Fackin Christmas!

[naruto5770]

Fröhliche Weihnachten!

why arent you wearing a shirt and stop the wonderful time of the year part it creeps me out more than fred videos!!! lol

[OKaeporaGaeboraO]

its the most wonderful time of the year

[Verry0bored0help]

good now that is all cleared up :D

[Stormstopper]

CAUSE IT'S COLD OUT THEEEERE

[CROchanger]

2:23 -> LoL

[Birdandgremlin2]

haha 2:24 

lol!!

[ZXwebs7erZX]

2:24 lol

and,yeah,its the most wonderful time of the year... xD

[grungerica77]

boobies :D

[xxd90xx]

All you over-religious christians STFU

all you over pumped atheists STFU aswell

anybody who finds this offensive STFU times 2

nobody cares about your oppinions on this vid...it wasn't done to shun your god or to convert people or w/e.......It's made to make people laugh while teaching them a history lesson.

I mean seriouslly must you people get offended by EVERYTHING -_-"

Marry Christmas Danny

Or Sretan Božič Dani

[TheWitcherFanboy]

Slazem se...u picku materinu! :D

Merry Christmas dudes...and...women :D!

[ninac26]

irritating how you preach about these things as if they are sooo unknown among Catholics... Why don't you tell everyone who introduced most of the sh** that people connect with Christmas today... I mean Santa??? How dumb is that and what does it have to do with anything? If I believe in the embodiment of God in a little child, that is the fact that is most important to me... what do i care if we don't know the exact date when it happened, like all of you shouldn't care when i celebrate it!!

[amen4me]

@ninac26 calm down, not everyone* on the internet is Catholic.

(*I am.)

[Strangeryann]

I feel so much smarter !

Thanx Danny !

And merry X-mas ...

Or w/e it is then lol

[Notlad011]

you need a shirt

[vds54r43]

Oh just watch Zeitgeist.

Anyways Merry Xmas y'all :]

[xxd90xx]

Indeed man.....don't you just hate all these conspiracy obsessed jerks and the over religious Christians

[elmrsomudo]

@ Merdam9 the answer is simple my friend :D

due to the imperfection of Julian calendar leap year error the Orthodox people(the real Catholic Christians) celebrate Christmas on 25th of december wich is 7th January in Gregorian Calendar....the one we use today

[itsumoneko98]

This I knew :)

From whatever research I did a while ago that I remember, people think that Jesus was to be born somewhere in the summer - August - just from some Biblical context clues.

I still believe though :)

[sarangela18]

LOL omg ur awesome!!

[Roguepie19]

@ Finiras) atheyest jackass

[Jorgenator1]

This kinda proves my perspective on religion ;o

Pagans ftw =o

I haz a textile poster of Dimmu Borgir for christmas =D

[Kuksoman]

i love the way u said PAGAN HOLIDAY, fuck yea!

i am pagan, and i am very glad u all guys know the truth now....

[dawzo]

you're not any smarter than any other religious person because you're a pagan. it actually makes you dumber because pagans believed that the water was controlled by a guy with a beard and the woods were in command of beautiful fairy. yeah, you could actually precede the stupidity of most christians (though almost impossible) by stating that you are a pagan.

[mobby32]

the bible says bats are birds and we are all deceant from incest and dirt im not religoius but your statement is pretty dumb

[BlackHawkPGA]

final sometion:its the most wonderful time of the year!x)))))

[GrgoCroatia]

2:23 ahahahhaahhahahahahahhahahhaha­hhahaha

[Sincerebra]

5 stars for topless Danny =^.o=

[Morkat1991]

Danny really looks like a good chap to have a pint with!

Cheerio!

[almir185]

in sweden its 24th december

[aleta333]

hahaha! love this video and thanks for clearing the whole 'christmas' sh*t up! ;)

p.s. - NIPPLE FLASH! <3 <3 <3 x)

[Orao93]

FUCK YOU ALL AND MERRY CHRISTMAS !!!

[Stapurda]

2:23 .... EPIX!!!

[McFudge93]

i'm very aroused after witnessing your bare chest...

[MrMrchak]

in Serbia Christmas is on 7th jan xD

[atheistsucks]

Christmas is not legitimate for early christians because israel now is winter so Jesus was born summer

[landrada84]

Love it!...

[blaza2000]

i have to say that i agree with every single word you said!those are historical facts,and true in every way!!!great video,danny :0)

[teffyness]

DEAR DANY.

marry me :D

[henomafia]

LOOOOOOOOOOL ur awesome :P

[milutinm]

2:22  X_o

[RadivojeVracar]

hmmm... First of all. Its not that cold in israel,because of mediteraen and subtropical climate, so it wouldnt be really cold in december. Maybe 10 degrees celzius. And on 313. By edict of Milan, CHRISTIANITY was accepted there was no catholics, only christians. Its later that church got separeted. On everything else i agree:D Cheers!

[sumo88]

Catholicism is Christianity ...

[RadivojeVracar]

back then it was called christianity, not catholicism. Thats new name, like orthodox or protestant.

[lawfisch2]

catholicism was the first form. the other spin offs came much later

[lawfisch2]

i think i just posted a comment that said the opposite of this, but im pretty sure i didnt mean to, and now im confused as to wat i actually know, so disregard it haha

[RadivojeVracar]

hehe. Dont worry! Its a touchy subject, dont know why i commented it in the first place:D Cheers:D

[JackBond1234]

3:32 Heyy, I was just about to ask if you remembered the previous Christmases.

[candygirllllll]

5 stars for the armpet hair xD

[kass525]

and THAT is y christmas is a total sham..

[wannadrive45]

i dont celabrate christmaS

[martinmcnoonoo]

2:21 FTW

merry christmas, people!

[BrooklynFilmLover]

Gosh your annoying... wonderful time of the year

[CirqueDuCloud]

Danny, do your co-workers know about this show?... hahaha

[Covening]

10 STARS FOR TOPLESS DANNY.

omnomnomnomnomnomnom.

[buckleup4KB24]

Why are you naked?

[GrimmjowSama]

Why not?

[galladepwnsyou123]

you should put a dildo as an ornament on ur christmas tree :)

[citygirlmo101]

i thought it was sometime in the spring but if it was really in september that would be soooo awsome!

[irixixixi]

This is the best.. doing that tongue this was just creepy LOL i almost died

[jeweleeeah]

alll i want for christmas is danny(:

[MrWhiteApple]

all i want for christmas is for danny to lick MY shoulder

[d3hit]

Where are your sources? I don't believe that the song your are singing throughout the video is real, and is in-fact made up by YOU!

[mrown5]

i wants your watch :)

[AnaStoMusic]

sooo, on that note, What about Orthodox traditions, where Christmas is celebrated on the 7th of January?

[yammarider12]

According to wiki santa claus actually rode around with his demon named krampus who would spank children and send them to hell if they were bad.... christian....right..

[streader007]

not quite sure if its the most wonderful time of the year? lol

[emiisnumb1]

you're fucking weird! But funny :D

[randompacsun]

hahahahaah i love you!! ya just dont even understand:)

[mufasa10811]

thanks dan

[Batasch17]

its true Jesus wasnt born on the 25 of December

[Chascacoyllu]

GUESS WHAT DAN!!!!

It's the most wonderful time of the year!!!!!!!!!

[XtremeBordom]

Merry Christmas to you Danny, and to all of your illegally young jailbait followers who have a crush on your armpit hair.

[GoddessOfSnakes]

Shouldn't "The Day of the Unconquered Son" be celebrating Jupiter? I'm a little fuzzy on Saturn's actual history, but if anyone is an unconquered son I'd say it's Jupiter.

I feel so smart; I knew most of this already. Sexy topless Danny filling in the holes is just fine with me. ;)

[MetalGuitarist99]

jupiter is the equivilant of the greek god zeus (not a son)

[GoddessOfSnakes]

Jupiter was Saturn's son, and the only one of his children not to be eaten by him. I'm well aware of his Greek equivalent.

[K1va]

2:23 :DDDDD :D OMG 5 stars for licking shoulder!

[Wolfashin]

the most wonderful lesson Danny ... of the year ... keep up the good work ...

[MrzDiam0ndDiva]

DannY you are SEXY!!! and ReaLLy FuNNy... I've been Naughty you can put coal in My stocking ANYTiME! LOL... that's a Christmas sex referance! Hehehe <3

BTW... i WanT you To yOuR present in My StocKing! LOL....!

<3 you DaNNy... can i Be your Mrs. Claus