Palin Reveals the 2 Celebs She's Stood in Line For: Herschel Walker and Ivana Trump

[noflizone]

gov walker is a kochsucker and half-gov palin wants some too.

RECALL WALKER!

[dailycrow]

Sarah sez: All the woman in Alaska, smell like salmon, I just wanted to get smell a fine and fancy woman from the big cities of the real America.

[eqsmooth]

every comment she makes tops the previous one. a fountain of idiocy. All she had to do was lie and say she stood in line to meet Muhammad Ali. Christ what a friggin' retard. If I saw any Trump in my neighborhood I'd spit on them,

[DillonX]

Sarah Palin/Michele Bachman in 2012!

They will have all public schools start & end with prayer!

They will have creationism taught in the schools!

They will have books which portray gays as deviants.

YEAH SARAH!

[onlywinter]

...which means that they will lose! Hoo-ray to that!

[CatoLongHair]

lol salmon joke...

[dearyogini]

Does this stuff write itself or what? My goodness gracious, what unintentional entertainment;)

[abscond2]

if palin was ugly, guarantee should would not be popular at all. guarantee it

[KSNaslund]

Wow, it's like she's only going on Fox News during every portion of this book tour. Could this be coincidence?

[carrierexchange]

Good God. Ivana Trump? I guess she didn't go to those "elite" liberal schools to appreciate someone more intellectual.

[SuziQ1953]

Sista' Sarah, for once in your life, make a simple declarative sentence. I know you can't, 'cause you're a moron.

[MojoJuana]

if ya smell like salmon, sarah, maybe you need to douch.

[Kaimosae]

Oh god...hahahahahahaha

[thielenm]

i think she played gotcha media with her self at the end there!

a reporter was there and asked me why did you stand in line to see her?

i umm alaska, uh salmon! salmon season just got done, great perfume! i'm honored.

[inmyforties]

i have a feeling at a romney compound somewhere someone is saving alot of tape (or "bytes")

[WKaliberr]

how pathetic

i wouldn't even wait in line for Ivana Trump giving me a blow job

[chrism20]

@WKaliberr LOL

[frostwolf1]

At least now we can be certain that she's as superficial and shallow as most of the voting base.

[pdheartbreak]

she used the word Alaska in every sentence

[cagedtigersteve]

She also stood in line at a McDonalds one time to meet a 16-year-old cashier named Bethany. Amazing.

[tra12345iscool]

i lke her daugter, shes hot

[MrHelldogger]

Ivana's got nice tits, but her daughter looks like Morgana in Excaliber.

[TheRamenAvenger]

Honored .... by the presence of Ivana Trump? Seriously??

[alteredlame666]

Ivana Trump? Wow.

[jamesmaseobrown]

FOX news is idolizing this woman. You'd think she's the only conservsative out there.

FOX is now her personal campain headquarters

[hossboss96]

how is this news....

[MooseOfReason]

hossboss96, It was on "On the Record," which according to Fox, isn't a news program. Plus that wasn't the only question they asked her.

[bittyrock]

Correct their News Programs are 9:00 AM EST to 4:00 PM EST

So Fox and Friends, Cavuto, Beck, O'Reilly, Hannity and even Greta are Considered Opinion Shows. Wow they finally admitted to it.

[lamouchemorte]

"up here in Alaska" blech... so phony it makes me want to puke.

[corkcityjane]

Main Entry: 1rogue Pronunciation: \ˈrōg\ Function: noun Etymology: origin unknown Date: 1561 1 : vagrant, tramp 2 : a dishonest or worthless person : scoundrel 3 : a mischievous person : scamp 4 : a horse inclined to shirk or misbehave 5 : an individual exhibiting a chance and usually inferior biological variation !!!!!!! merriam-webster dictionary

[crtnyevans]

I looked it up and i got this

rogue :An unprincipled, deceitful, and unreliable person; a scoundrel or rascal.

[lthom33]

You just described Palin perfectly

[ZingZee123456789]

LOL!

Remember last thanksgiving when this bitch gave an interview in front of a turkey being slaughtered......

Wow, I cant believe its a year later and we're still talking about this woman...time sure flies.

[nekedemus]

It looks like it´s the turkey who´s doing the interview this year.

[rickamabob13]

I agree, because after last year's election I thought Sarah who? would go back up to Alaska and fade into oblivion.

[beccahday]

she's still funny!! that's the only reason i can think of.

[dafttool]

Remember it, Zing? I just saw it rebroadcast twice on TV. I'm thinking we'll see that footage for years to come. It's priceless. Not only for what it says about an oblivious Palin, but also a potent reminder to the rest of us that those turkey dinners so many of us will enjoy don't come from a supermarket, but from a slaughter-yard.

[poop121]

id like to smell her salmon

[poop121]

not

[britzman1]

Hahaha! It's like she chose the one week DailyShow/Colbert took a break so she wouldn't get made fun of.

[rickamabob13]

That just gives Jon a whole to prepare for next Monday's show!

[clnmike]

I can understand that, how often does Alaska get celebs?

[ArtistvScientist]

Now we're talking! This is Breaking News! What about movie lines? Ever stood in line for a movie? Or the restroom? Or... or... A plane flight? The waste of space story possibilities are endless!

[MadDogOfist]

three times. she stood in line to meet Obama at a dinner in jan/feb - as I remember it.

[PotheadPundit]

fish o rama

[entropyfu]

Something smells like salmon in here

[904HipHop]

Yep!

She's ready for the Oval office! (smh)

[mintvagoo]

You can guarantee most if not all of Missionary Barbies story is a lie. Fact checks never lean in Palins favor-- she always has to embellish on her life stories.

Case and Point: Her book of lies.

[MrHelldogger]

Well, where's your list? AP put 11 fact checkers on her book for 4 wks, claimed 6 inaccuracies. How many did they put on AlGore's, Obamas', Pelosis', & Reids' all together" None. You are indeed a blossuming mushroom & high power fertilizer distributor.

[mintvagoo]

@MrHelldogger

Wheres what list,sport? And why would 1 or 100 fact checkers bother you- do you support blatant lie?

If you are claiming Obamas and P & R's books were not fact checked-- you have the intellect of a sponge mop.

Over 30 lies so far-- and the McCain campaign staff is just starting to come forward with emails showing Palin to be a fraud.

Will you kooks ever nominate a candidate that can pronounce "Nuclear" properly?

Ignorance is Right-Wing Erotica.

[MrHelldogger]

You poor hopeless maroon! No wonder you can't hold a job. O.K. I'll try to use little words. Name 5 out of 30 lies that you know of in Sarahs' book that you heard about from the very unpopular McCain losers.

BTW, I'm not much of a sport. But you are quite a kook & on the right channel.

[mintvagoo]

@MrHelldogger

Your attacks are comical- much like Sarahs political career.I'm not your investigative bitch-- if you had an interest in Palins chronic fabrications you would be able to work the Googles. You are the standard Palin supporter with the intellect of day old pâté. I hope you idiots get this Broodmare through the Republican primary. Obama will win 40 states.

[kelseywall]

Sooooooooooo dumb.

[bruie]

SOMETHING SMELLS A LIL' FISHEY....

[DemonicGemini]

failed news

[Philinspaces]

Salmon? She would be a great president then! I never knew her greatest qualification till now. Thank you.

[MISSBEBEBLUE]

pathetic.

[SailorCire]

uhh...ok. Remind me again why this is news