Dilbert Cartoon 02X12 - The Virtual Employee - part 2/3

[d4m4s74]

praise todd

[GSPatton89]

Dilbert: There is no TODD! We made him up

Wally: I'm not so sure he has a cubicle and a job. That's all I have and I exist.

ROFL This show is fucking gold!

[TheMonkeybutler20]

i find it interesting that although the pointy haired boss is a moron he can still find that the "r" word can shock him and that he can find it to be "politically incorrect", why cant people on TV be more like him [right now i guess that i am now in danger of being in a flame war the size of the opining of "saving private Ryan"just because of my opinions.]

[snipersLock]

Whats great about this whole Todd scheme is that the rest of the team probably got paid for weeks of doing nothing and a guy who doesn't exist takes the blame for a failed project. "Maximum profit, minimum risk".

[ivanpb1983]

I wish I have the Catbert's office.

[Ipwn84]

I've seen the face of Todd

[flagman57]

Todd = God lol :)

[evrbody]

Dwarf BASTARD...

[knucklescapricorn31]

WWTD- What Would Todd Do... ^_^

[tep2005]

I know who'd be the perfect Todd.

Dogbert.

[ampeyro]

epic

[Archedgar]

Oh my Todd.

Catbert stole the show so hard.

[eyeaboveall]

Dogbert over catbert anyday.

[eyeaboveall]

Dogbert rules.

[BIGD9350]

Dogbert=God

Catbert=Satan

[Chiscringle]

@BIGD9350 No, I think they're both Satan. It's just that Dogbert knows how to take care of minions so that his power grows. Catbert likes where he is.

[pak4k4]

one of the best episodes

[patu8010]

The garbageman's first name must be Todd

[igratkransy]

Todd is America version Luitenant Kije!

[amcint01]

Had this show continued, they could've sold bumper stickers saying "TODD IS MY PROJECT LEADER".

[edusuntrebor]

@amcint01 Who says they couldn't still do that?

[eyeaboveall]

@edusuntrebor OH I WISH THEY WOULD!

[edusuntrebor]

@eyeaboveall *googles* Wow... most of the bumper stickers are for people in love with Todd (who isn't?) and references to that barber played by Johnny Depp.

If I were to make some would you buy them? I'll include a blue duck for free.

No really, would you?

[eyeaboveall]

@edusuntrebor my mistake I thought you guys were wishing for this series to come back. as in making more episodes thus my idiotic assumption. You what they say. Assume makes an ass out of u and me.

[edusuntrebor]

@eyeaboveall Sorry, had a Dogbert/capitalistic moment. XD

That would be great too. ^.^

[MyRkAcc]

WHERES YOUR TODD NOW?!? MWUAHAHAH

[amazingonion]

5:17 that's why it got canceled. Too many angry retards...

[DarkChildMuzik]

RETARD lmfaooooooo

[nn8nn]

do they mean todd= god?

[elgostine]

that catbert is SOOO evil, yet somehow so cute.

[lots2000]

i love Tod!!! I wish i were a Women!!!!

[annuocao666]

Tod=God

[sketchy002]

"We had to lower your performance rating from a solid Good to our lowest rating which is...Retard" LMAO!!!

[tthething]

love the kids doing stupid stuff just cause its the "now" stuff <3

[Xerxes4242]

This.. is.. the best thing I've EVER SEEN

[Senkon]

the fear of Todd

[CryingWolf725]

oh my todd hahahaha

[EHSTEVE45]

LOL. He still has the Naked Troll Booty magazine from the Little People episode at 5:49

[gritz123456788]

i wanna see catbert vs dogbert. idk who would win. imma go wit dogbert

[Rebelcommander6]

No contest... Dogbert!!

[ReiTheSage]

@gritz123456788 That actually did happen in the comics before. Dogbert won.

[gritz123456788]

@ReiTheSage as always

[lordinioch]

@ReiTheSage I must have missed that, would be epic to see D:

[MrDestiny80]

Where's your Todd now ?

[simonjeste]

epic.

best lengthy un of double-meaning dialogue in any piece of video anywhere at any time in history.

[WolfClant]

cat bert says todd like god

[zitalee2]

i love how dark catbeart acts, he's so adorable.

[MyLife4Auir]

Catbert, director of Human Resources, looks simultaneously adorable and evil. It's sheer genius.

[mankyman6]

"Wally, I had to lower your performance rating from a solid good to our lowest rating, which is...retard."

That had me rolling.

[zorokid]

only now that i am older and rewatching it do i realise todd sounds like god

[wondermega4ever]

Damn catbert..lol

[SilentNegotiator]

"retard"

lol

[Swordmaster10]

.......Was that some kind of metaphor the cat was using?

[polkg123]

women want him and he makes men want to be women classic

[strippedfish]

I love how this episode alludes to "God" or some type of higher being

it's just so funny [not in any way that's disrespectful to anyone's beliefs ]

[tolek108]

2:22

[drmayo65]

This makes fun of religion on so many levels.

[DuzztX]

RETARD!

[Alex618mir]

WHERE'S YOUR TODD NOW MUHAHAHAHAHA

[jessandwich]

ahaha all the god/todd jokes

[megaexplosions]

todd has alices hair, loud howards mouth, dilberts face, and asoks head.

[thedarknight22]

what about wally?

[megaexplosions]

wally didnt help them

[Hreinn91]

Todd sounds awfull alot like god :S

[brock138]

Hahaha... so many subtle religion jokes

[Jalanko13]

wally is such a dumbass...idiot

[xSkittlesxNewbx]

catbert - the devil

but what dogbert is then O:

[Shadowycrafter]

Catbert = George Constanza

[EB88]

Comp-u-comp = Jerry Seinfeld. Not kidding.

[TheMolt1]

Gary the Security Guard = Wayne Knight

eh?

[mecrazy5]

Todd does seem to have those other intangeable qualities aswell, the kind that makes women love him and make men want to be women.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[JGBlack]

this is bulls**t!! I cannot watch the 3rd part of this episode in this country!!! that blows! what's wrong with this people??

[Jalanko13]

use proxy..duh

[ottselguy]

"there is no todd we made him up!" -dilbert

"I dunno I have a cubical and a job and I exsist" wally

"You dont exsist" alice

"Im probly a bad example" wally again

Best bit

[aush1969]

Catbert is the true essence on any and all HR personel. "I DON'T BELEVE IN TODD" LMFAO

[CommanderLightning]

(to acfabregat) Mah boi, your ears didn't deceive you. He did say: "Oh my Todd!".

[LordVordnorf]

I am really annoyed the next part in this episode won't work in my country. How do I fix this? It has also happened to some other ones out of this Dilbert series.

[eatyourdamnveggies]

(to LordVordnorf) If you've by any chance figured a way around this, please reply to this, I want to watch the rest of this :(

[LordVordnorf]

I've found no solutions on YouTube but if you really want to see it look up 'where to watch Dilbert online?' on Google and there are some TV sites where they show it but it takes ages to load unfortunately so there's no easy way around it I'm afraid. It's all down to your ip adress which is a sheme.

[HJJP]

Are you portuguese, tattyvieira83? Same thing happened to me... It had already happened in a ep some time ago :s

[tattyvieira83]

How do I watch the virtual employee part3?

it´s not available to my country what´s it that?

[kalibininsabunu]

It is in Todd's hands now,Todd works mysterious ways.I don't believe in Todd.Todd Exists only in your minds. Where is your Todd now?I think I2ve seen the face of Todd :). Every body cab play the Todd but no one play the Dogbert! And so on so on...Best show ever.

[thegreatcheesedemon]

Todd=God LOL

[jd11211]

and catbert = Satan

[dj99surf]

there is NO TODD! where's you TODD now???!!

[ziltiod94]

i like the todd to god thing

[VonMalborov]

Catbert is the second best character in both the cartoon series and the comic strips (which are by far the best thing ever created in the history of the universe) - the first was, is, and always will be

LORD DOGBERT!

[Avalikia]

I disagree. Dogbert seems to be limited by a personal code of ethics that includes helping people, etc.  Catbert, on the other hand, seems to have no inhibitions when it comes to doing whatever the heck he wants and is therefore superior.

[purefunguy]

so this is what engineeers do. lol

[Arelak]

Catbert... Evil... But not an evil genius like Dogbert.

[2568TJD]

i like Catbert's laugh at 3:13

[Brooks1x1]

what movie is most of this joke from?

[TomAndrew9]

"Where's your Todd now?"

"So I'm told, so I'm told. Turn straw into gold, take your firstborn, that sort of thing, heh heh - uh-oh wait, wait, wait a second, hold the wire. That's Rumplestilskin, little dwarf bastard!"

[cartoonlover2326]

0:30 made me laugh so hard

[Feanorth]

there's always someone better than you and it's name is Todd,remember u who are reading this...

[burningpig102]

"Wally, I had to lower your performance rating from a solid 'good' to our lowest rank, 'retard'!" lol :D

[camel789000]

I had to lower your performance review from a solid "Good" to our lowest rating level... Retard.

That and the Rumplestiltskin comment in the previous section have to be some of the best lines in the series.

Retard?

i know it sounds harsh, even (politically incorrect)

[TheMonkeybutler20]

@camel789000 it is harsh [yes i know that the comment is 3 years old but to quote a great man "fuck it, im doing it anyway"]

[PadraikKasier]

"Yes, so i'm told, so i'm told... straw into gold, take your firstborn, that sort of thing. No no, wait that's Rumplestilskin; little dwarf bastard!" XD.

[dorkssux]

wonder if catbert and dogbert has a rivalry

[EasternBlocRock]

Where's your todd now?

[shalayli]

what a great metaphor for god...

[camel789000]

ooo catberts evil

[kazic284]

"makes men wish they were women." lol, does anyone know who voices the boss?

[AMarsden95]

i don't believe in Todd

[deora2dude]

little dwarf bastard! lol

[kaushikpaddy]

"men wish they were women" lol

[Rozzanger]

Catbert rules.

[Shicbs]

@Rozzanger Dogbert is even better.

[Zaodai]

I had to lower your performance review from a solid "Good" to our lowest rating level... Retard.

That and the Rumplestiltskin comment in the previous section have to be some of the best lines in the series.

[smg7320]

come to think of it, i don't belief in todd either

[tomyo669]

so funny

[Deliratio]

"you dont exist" "im probably a bad example" rofl