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  • Well in FFVII you can only go 8 directions. Why didn't you talk about that in your review of that game?

  • I bet Stan Burdman gets a lot of pussy. 

  • Fucking hated organizing that god damn farm...

  • only 1 top comment, Nows my chance!.!.!

    i get horny as a unicorn when she rubs up on my Pickle!

    Hows that for a top Comment?

  • @brad88922122 Fuck you

  • SPEAK UP

  • It's just like viva pinata trouble in paradise.

  • It's very good 2D either way, close enough to 3D for me, but I think it's more like 2.9D

  • 6:53 laughed my ass off

  • you sound like Christopher Walken, lol. 

  • How can I make babies, I wanna know so badly.

  • OMG, I didn't realize the graphics sucked that bad.

  • Something about this review is so, so off.

    Maybe it's that he sounds like a 16yo trying to sound old on an infomercial selling $300 bags of cat food...

  • @vestlen it's because you touch yourself it night

    

  • How exactly are you related to Christopher Walken? Because you are DEFINITELY related to him.

  • Jack: *gives Karen a verryberry*

    Karen: KYAAAAAA...I love this SO much, Thank You.

    I guess I found out what karen likes....

  • i want to play agvain

  • "A farmer who just can't let go of that early 90's grunge look"

    bahhahaha

  • Back to Nature was the best one of em all! 64 was awesome but there are 2 huge problems that back to nature fixed that makes it better.

    1. A day in 64 is way to fucking short, BTN its really long

    2. in 64 you have to actually go in2 ur inventory to tkae shit out, in BTN you can cycle thru em

    2. in 64

  • ur a FAG!!

  • Harvest moon don't take months nor days of your life but YEARS so i really don't like this game but still i'll watch this review.

  • <3 This game is such a classic. It's one of the best, if not best, N64 games.

  • @ThePickledTheif Sorry, Ocarina of Time took that spot :P

  • David Cronenberg + Christopher Walken = Stan Burdman

    FACT

  • lmfao! this was hilarious dude

  • @stanburdman naw Andy Warhol was a cityboy.

  • You really do sound like Christopher Walken.

  • I just need to know one thing, I've just now at this moment have been thinking of downloading this title but for one reason, I need a peaceful game thats addicting but not frustratingly hard. You see I've been playing the Donkey Kong Country trilogy lately and am currently playing the thrid DKC game but the later levels really frustrate the heck out of Me and I get so mad at the later stages and their bonus stages sometimes that I'll work Myself up into a panic attack *2bcont.*

  • *Continued* that I'll work Myself up into a panic attack with My head and eyes feeling weird and feel like I'm going to faint, so I need to know if Harvest Moon 64 is a good peaceful game I can download off the Virtual Console when I'm having a tough time with the DKC games and am really angry and upset with it and need something relaxing and peaceful yet still adictive to play, so is Harvest Moon 64 a good game to download and play to cool Myself and My rage down when I need a break *2bcont.*

  • *Continued and sorry for the long comment* so is Harvest Moon 64 a good game to download and play to cool Myself and My rage down when I need a break from the more frustrating parts of the DKC game series because I get upset at that trilogy's later stages easily, and I need something to play that'll cool Me down so I won't work Myself into a panic attack. So would this game here be a good choice for a game to cool off before I work Myself into a panic attack? Because those need to stop.

  • @Thenumber1yoshi Yeah it is relaxing. Also, don't play games that give you panic attacks and go see a doctor. Perhaps a thyroid specialist.

  • @stanburdman Ok but one thing I don't get is that I saw it on Virtual Console a long time ago and I do mean the 64 version but for some reason it's not there anymore, is the SNES version just as good?

  • @stanburdman Also I would quit playing the DKC trilogy but darn it Rare's Donkey Kong games are just too addictive to simply just give up playing them. Anyways is the SNES any good either because I don't get why IGN had a review for it on their website that I just read but why I remember it on Virtual Console (the 64 version) and why it is suddenly gone now. Am I missing something?

  • @stanburdman Aw well thanks for your advice anyways.

  • it's coz the big bad dog will eat your crops, that why u need fences...but HM:Friends of Mineral Town is a must-play..remake of this game in GBA

  • Random fact you can get karen up to full heart on this game just by showing her your dog over and over. Doesn't take that long but just keep showing it to her over and over and over and her heart goes up.

    You also need to give NPC's that arent women gifts so you make friends to get the best ending. Which the ending is so miniscule you wont really care. They will just say "he's popular" or "he's this or that" it isnt like the ending changes at all really...

  • Can you be a girl?

  • the game just ends for a wile and after the credits it asks u

    do u want to continue yes...  no...

  • Lol at the watering of the townsfolk.

  • Nice accent Stan.

  • this dude is hilarious lmao

  • lmao! XD he was eating Onigiri i think XD

  • Yea cockheartr thats pretty witty

  • actully stan... about the baby thing..... thats not how it goes... they dont have to be married and uh... they do something MUCH worse than kissing! (O)_(O)

  • are you serious!? you think the fence is to keep out weeds? building a fence in reality doesnt keep out weeds, why would it be any different in the game. the fence is to keep wild dogs out. and harvest moon doesnt need to be 3D. its still a bad ass game.

  • lool Cock()r

  • how do u have a baby?

  • When a man and a woman love each other they get married and then my big brother told me they have to kiss in order for the baby to be born, yuck.

  • Hey Stan. I guess your brother told you something wrong. Cause my brother told me that a man and a women have to kiss a few more times than just one. Then they go to sleep and when they both are happy, then some day the mailman brings them a baby.

  • @ViperBroadcasting

    that was a great addition to the joke. totally made it better.

  • @stanburdman Lmao.

  • @stanburdman , i heard its more than that.

  • @N8mont4 how is babby formed

  • @N8mont4 No Actually a man stick his dick in to a women's Vagina And Unleashes sperm into Simplified lol

  • This games rare and worth up to $80.

  • um :) if you finish this game, after 3 years, and you impress your dad in the game, you get to continue play for as long as your heart desires.

  • ew paris hilton be like like jessica alba {X

  • this is one of my favortes, back to nature is better then this tho

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  • This is a pretty rare game and my only "retro" video game retailer wants $40.00 for this game... I had this game when I was younger, it was really addicting and fun, nice review. (Also I was very angry when the game ends.... you just...die)

  • does it end if you get the bad ending or can you continue playing

  • Harvest Moon 64 is the best game I have ever played. but then my 64 broke. go figure :'(

  • "no can do tomato nose! i'm going to see nirvana at the garden!"

  • i played this game so much as a kid, i fricken love it

  • LOL cock*r is a good name for a farmer LOL

  • Keeping plants out? Haha

  • Nice review but you got quite a few things wrong. First, the fence is made so you can keep your livestock together and not have them wander all over the farm. Second, you mentioned that you can "give girls items for a year and not know they don't like it". That's not true, when you give them somethign they dont like, they make it very clear. Third, the game NEVER ends like you say it does. I'm on year 30 (I loved this game as a kid) and I can continue forever. Nice review anyway.

  • 30 years?? You have more patience than I ever will haha. I made it to about year 4 and got distracted with other things.

  • okay your on year 30? Does anything even happen past year 3? I mean what things happen past that? Nething special thats worth keep going for 30 years?

  • nothing really. I just played this a lot when I was younger (8 or 9) and I just wanted to keep going and make my farm as prosperous as possible. :) it's just for fun, like any game should be

  • This game must be like the sims or fable

  • dude have u never played this before. It never ends. Im like in my 10th year

  • the fence is for your livestock

  • ok so i play harvest moon constantly and the fence is to built a pasture for your livestock to graze in...... there is so much more to this game than meets the eye and you are barely skimming the surface... i see you havnt added and home additions yet... i guess you could say im a master at harvest moon 64

  • I'm about to get it, I might have to ask you some questions.

  • it goes on forever no matter what! if you did NOTHING im serious if you just sleeped for 2.5 years stright then you can still play FOREVER!!!!!

  • it's keanu reeves

  • can you get a job in this

  • No u cant

  • Sense you made this years ago, you could possibly already know this, but I just thought I'd say as long as you meet certain requirements within the first three years of the game, it goes on forever. Also, you probably could have looked up a cheat or something for gifts for the girl's online. And he's eating rice balls there.

  • This game goes on forever...

  • Lol Cocklover.

  • is this guy fucking serious?

  • Cool 3D, i play the D.S version not 3D but i think it's practically the same, but (no offence to anyone) i think the D.S version has a better....how do i say... Story line?

    The best 3d Harvest moon SO FAR thats new is the Wii version ^^

  • I just created a youtube account to tell you that you piss me off.

    peace.

  • did u... WELL YA A WHANKER!!!!!!

  • rofl 2:36

  • that name really suits you

  • oh by the way if you talk to Karen repeatedly hear fondness of you increases you don't even have to give her anything.

  • A farmer who just can't let go of that early 90's grunge look HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

  • "the game is not 3D"

    Obviously this guy doesnt have any idea what 3D is, and what a game engine is.

  • "No can do tomato nose, I'm seeing Nirvana at the garden brah!" Haha I loved that

  • a little long....dont you think?

  • Is it just me, or does this look just like the PS version Harvest Moon Back to Nature?

  • Back to nature was a little better.

  • @linkdragon0 NOT FUCKIN AT ALL :|

  • The fence keeps wild animals out of your field, and you can create areas for your animals to graze, the notion that it's meant to keep plants out is absurd. Plants have roots, they can go underneath your fence. Common sense really.

  • In my opinion, the 3D thing isn't THAT huge a deal, but what does get a bit annoying at times is the countless typos in the dialogue and descriptions. Hell, Natsume mispells its own name on the title screen! Still, this is probably the most amazing, nostalgic games I own. I may keep my N64 'till the day I die if only to play Harvest Moon 64 every once in a while. Absolutely wonderful.

  • this guy sounds so much like Christopher Walken

  • LOL that's true. I dont think ppl notice that because they are too busy trying to figure out if that little kid just shot a load on the cows ass 0:41.

  • FWYI: to me there is no bad thing about Harvest Moon. and he is eating rice balls [bird poop? how irrelevant] and you could go without the bad words!!

  • The game goes on for three years and after three years your father comes and after that you can choose to quit or continue.

  • LOL What the hell is he eating?!.......Gaint bird poop?!? XD i Laughed at that

  • Me too "A giant pile of bird poop?"

  • In my opinion this is the best of the entire series.

    I spent countless of hours playing this game back when it was first released and I don't regret a moment of it.

    This review makes me want to dig out my N64 and pop in this game but I'm much too content watching online porn.

  • lmao. i lost it when he said i made the fence to keep the plants out, but it wasnt working XD

  • the direction part is for the planting, i would love to see a circle crop tho, but for now, crops grow in rows:)

  • hah fail.

  • I thought you were going to trash it.

    from what you said at the beginning

    i was prepared to utter some insults.

    HAH.

    harvest moons great.

  • how do you do to make elli merry you? and what shall I do to med it is going to be a typhoon? Please help me!

  • haha did you do this just for fun

  • LOL CockLover the farmer.

  • 'I am just that witty of a boy." LMAO! You sure are that witty of a boy.

  • The name of the game is harvest moon 64 not harvest moon 3D. Even some games on the playstation were 2D

  • WOAH! (3:30) How did you change the camera angle?? I've had this game for like a year and I never knew you could do that! Then again, I bought it without the manual...

  • Never mind, I figured it out... the L and R buttons of course XD

    Too bad you can only do it on your own farm screen though.

  • how do you get a cow please somebody answer!

  • Buy it!

  • the bird poop is rice balls

  • actully this one lasts forever

  • His generic name isn't John,it's Jack(even though Natsume names him "Mark" in AWL/MFOMT and "Pete" in MM,but they named Claire "Clair" and Jill "Pony")

    It's not 3D?!Wow!

    The fence is for animals,and to keep wild dogs out.

    All those stuff make up Harvest Moon..Wait,can't you tell how much she likes you by her heart color?

  • Sorry Stan, but girls do in fact like different gifts. Since it's pretty obvious you've never actually spoken one in the past, it is understandable that you wouldn't understand this concept.

    Just kidding... nice review, but you have to appreciate the pure genius of this simple little game.

  • hahah brilliant. my favorite game of all time, and a brilliantly funny review.

    you forgot to mention the hidden path of the abyss though. when you're running to karen's vineyard.

  • so you like Harvest Moon, Zelda, and FFVII?

    screw jamming, lets bust out my N64 and Playstation.

    small world here on youtube.

  • I like Harvest Moon, FFVII and FFVIII. I like Zelda a little bit. In particular, Link's Awakening and A Link to the Past.

  • is it just me or does hm 64 the same as hm bac to nature?

  • Actually Back to nature is what harvest moon fomt was based off from if you look closely you can tell this is different

  • man, i loved this game. I was very addicted to it, got to marry Karen and had a kid. Awesome game

  • I thought it was disappointing that you mocked this excellent game after pointing out only several of its true, good points. Give the technology a break, it was made in 1998, and is a great game, regardless of the technology and graphics.

  • I have this version on GC

  • no you don't

  • You sound like Dan Savage the gay savage lovecast sex advice columnist.

  • i like this game but it is boring chopping things

  • "Walk into the darkness of the abyss" Hehe! Cool review man! ^_^

  • It's a rice ball that he eats.

  • Great review. Harvest Moon is not only one of my Harvest Moon favorites, but also one of my favorite N64 games.

  • Harvest Moon 64 is the best out of the series in my opinion, I loved this game and put way to many months into it lol.

  • I always got the girls hearts to red without the music box. -shrug- It's not a difficult game. Great review!

  • I like your random celebrity insults!

  • is this game only buyable on ebay? I don't know a good N64 emulator so I'd perfer to buy it for my old ass N64

  • Project 64 is a good N64 emulator.

  • I tried that and it blow up my graphical power on my computer.

  • what website did you download it on

  • Yeah and it's illegal too. How fun.

  • Emulators themselves aren't illegal. Now the roms you download to run on them - that depends ... freeware stuff's ok. Licensed games - that's another story.

  • yeah, but you still use illegal games on it anyway so don't try to defend yourself. I'm not stooopidd. lol. you don't get it do you...? I spelled stupid wrong on purpose. NVM...

  • LOL. I'm not trying to defend myself, just stating a fact: emulators aren't illegal.

    Anyway, if you listen to half the guys doing game reviews on youtube, it's obvious they don't own the original games because invariably they begin their reviews by saying, "I've never played this before..."

    Stop being so uptight & get down with the rest of us lawbreakers!

  • If you own the game itself, even the ROMs aren't illegal because you own the right to that file.

  • wtf is your deal with shit?

  • I think his real name is shit house

  • Only pain in the ass of this game was that the days went by way way way too fast. Harvest moon: Back to nature was the best one out of the whole series. U cant get ANY better then that one. Awesome game!

  • Ooooh yeah! let's go around acting like a baby carying around a HUGE 2 screened system with games aimed squarely at little kids and old people that have never played video games before! Let me spell it out for you GET A

    G-a-m-e-g-e-a-r

  • This game is truly amazing, but it gets really frustrating if you're working towards a "perfect" file. It's too hard to get the girls' hearts up to pink by certain deadlines, even with the music boxes. Meh. Yet I will still play the game nonstop. XD

  • "..waisted a whole year... giving a girl the wrong gift, and she has not improved her liking of you...that really, really, ruined the game for me." Haha, true it does suck man. But that kind of parallels life a bit, doesn't it?

  • Your voice sounds familiar. "Fuck you blooper"

  • holy crap.

    he sounds just like frustration :D

  • Uhhh...its not 3d because you cant go in a circle ? Whats the link between one and the other ? It only exists in your mind.

  • You sir obviously don't get the concept of 3D design. It is not 3D because a 3D game environment allows you to move freely not in a designated path which obviously is what the guy is saying. Even though in your perspective you think it's 3D because of the objects and sprites it's not. A real 3D game has a 3D environment which i just said above.

  • You're making the same mistake. The ability to move freely has nothing to do with 3d, it has to do with overall game design, and the programmer's code desicions. A real 3d environment doesnt mean anything, because, for example, game design dictates that you can only have discreet movement (90 degree turns and take one tile steps)

    And just so you know - i'm a 3d artist who is working in game developing.

  • i loved this game and actually in about four years they ask u if u wanna keep playing or jus completly restart

  • This is my favorite game of all time. Only, I don't own it. I was psyched when I read about it in Nintendo Power (having never played Harvest Moon SNES or the awful GB incarnation) When it came out, no store in my city stocked it. Now my only option is EBay.

    Oh, and he's eating rice balls at the end bit there, but you must have already known that.

  • This game is actually excellent. Don't let this guy, who clearly suffers from STD, fool you into thinking otherwise.

    The only main flaw is that after you get married and have a child, there is virtually nothing new to do.

  • "get out of here, you giant steroid freak!"

    Ha ha... I love this game. The review was great.

  • HELL YAAA!!

  • You have a good voice... like an actor.

  • nice im geting the rom for project 64

  • The game doesn't end though. If you meet the requirements on year 3, the game does go on forever. :P Also, can't people just go online to find out the likes/dislikes of a girl or use their common sense to figure out if a girl is a baker she probably likes sweets or if a girl is a farmer she probably likes farm products. :P

  • "A farmer who terrorizes the town folk" slash slash LOL!