My Dick--Mickey Avalon

[im4givnbygrace]

thiis the gayest shti i have ever seen in my lifee

[SwankyDank420]

both of the ladies are mad cute if yall read this comment, yall gurlies hit this florida boi up on facebook

[Mightysquire]

pretty sad. do you go shopping and help them pick out underwear for their jock boyfriends to pull off and imagine your the one fucking them? Or maybe you secretly hope that if you keep making music videos with them they will see past your beta-ness and acne and maybe give you a BJ?

[DatN4tiVe24]

LAUGH OUT LOUD!! very funny muzic video

[iskatepolarbears]

the bitch in la blue in 0:22 is cute :)

[MrBigdick81]

my dick's been in these two girls; your dick is afraid of girls

my dick been in lady's asses, your dick hangs out in men's asses

[JoeHodell]

@MrBigdick81 you can't rhyme girls with girls, and asses with asses.... it just sounds bad.

[dionkar336]

Is this for real? Or is this a joke? Either way, this sucks. If this counts as music nowadays, I kinda dont want to live on earth anymore.

[PillzBerryJewBoy]

@dionkar336 its a joke you dumb ass. and the worlds not just for you dont listen to it if you dont want to simple as that

[dionkar336]

@PillzBerryJewBoy

See, this is why I asked if it is for real or a joke. Sometimes, with rap, pop, and hip hop music, the lyrical content is beyond ridiculous, so its hard to tell what is real or just a joke. After that, I mentioned "IF THIS COUNTS AS MUSIC." Because if you are a musician like me and most of my friends, you find very little value in this kind of junk. And this isn't just my opinion, musicians and scientists throughout history have ranked music based on several factors.

[NolramNrets]

My dick gave your bitch a baby Your dick gave my dog rabies

My dick can't fit in my pants Your dick gets lost in your hand

My dick is as big as a whale's Your dick is like that mouse Abel's

My dick causes moist vagina Your dick is like a mangina

My dick drives a Cadillac Your dick wants it's bus pass back

My dick fucked Carmen Electra Your dick got a birds and the bees lecture

My dick is called the thigh breaker Your dick can't even penetrate her

[MrBigdick81]

@NolramNrets Your dick better get tested if it fucked Carmen Electra, my dick got a your dicks too big lecture

[Marley420Mann]

You fucking kids ruined this shit for me, ima go do some blow

[HellbentCobra]

epic

[jkluger21]

my dick stretches all the way to china, your dick is afraid of vagina

my dick has been in your mom, your dick has been in your mom

my dick is bigger than the taj mahal, your dick only gets in blow up dolls

my dick is what all the girls are lovin, your dick looks like it was burned in an oven

my dick makes all the bitches fight, your dick triples in size from a mosquito bite

my dick gets all the finest ladies, your dick looks like its in its eighties

[jumpinthefire28]

yall need to do some drugs and get wild

[yeurymad10]

WTF my dick is bigger then your tis

[RegnetCordes]

cocaine is a hell of a drug

[BLOOKERIA]

WTF



[MrHotshott101]

My dick is long and thick yo dick looks like a tick

My dick grows very tall yo dick was on ru-pauls

My dick can touch the sky yo dick makes girls say why

My dick is girls devotion yo dick needs more lotion

[miked0621]

my dick, standing tall..your dick is like ru-pauls

[rohitx3s]

cute and funny people

[KillaKyle52]

hey girls, thats why they make vagisil

[KillaKyle52]

only two of them, otherwise ur gay

[elcesar999]

I would fuck all of them 3 bitches.

[pumpica031]

why did i watched this video?

[purplewabitts]

My dick bigger than a bus your dick no need to discuss

my dick your momma wasn't faking your dick looks like a rash of bacon

my dick is completely insane your dick voted for Mccain

my dick made chuck norris go gay your dick aint worth foreplay

my dick can feed a crowded house your dick tiny like a mouse

my dick surrounded by smoke your dick a bad joke

my dick super incredible your dick a bite size edible

my dick not small in the least your dick touched by a priest

[nwsports22]

My dick is attached to my body yo dick is probly also attached to your body.....is this how you rhyme??

[simplyshores]

this was NOT funny it just pissed me off the girl with the brown hair is annoying as all hell..you think your cute and your nottt..

[zina008]

just stop..you're ruining the song..

[UROXZMYSOXZ]

Pretty funny, wasn't intending on watching it, but I did :)

[eduardoferrification]

My dick is turned off by this!!!!!

[we5tcoast]

i think that guys gay

[gayfishby]

20 bucks says that dudes gay.

[SlightEcho]

@gayfishby make it 50

[Andrex432]

i really hope you tapped those fine asses

[Linknot100]

@Andrex432 my dick been there done that, his dick not

[naruhu435]

the dude has a tatoo of a penis on his arm wtf

[ADDICTEDtoMX]

my dick so hot its got a fever yo dick look like a mini justin bieber

my dick slaps like a pimp yo dick cant get hard its limp

my dick is deadliest catch without the crabs yo dick has vagina flabs

my dick gives any girl pleasure yo dick is too small to measure

my dick is too dope yo dick too small for a microscope

my dick could be seen from the moon yo dick look like a cartoon

my dick super smashes hoes yo HAND is all yo dick knows

thumbs up

[andrewg128]

my dick so damn untouchable, yo dick nastier than lunchables

my dick spans across the sea, yo dick got hiv

my dick its so damn great, yo dick gets fucking raped

[FailsAtFlying]

Hahaha, oh god funny

[shmikey11]

My dick brings happyness and hope your dick got touched by the pope

My Dick make a black man gasp your dick make and asian laugh

My dick like a scyscraper your dick a pencil earaser

My dick nows whats up your dick watchs you take it in the butt

My dick is super fly your dick likes other guys

My dick more gravity than the earth your dick has no girth

[MegaAlqp]

my dick like the great wall of china, your dick oh wait its a vagina

[niggasaysplash]

Somebody hates the friend zone. lol

[mike2mitch]

my dick is like santas belly yo dick is like jelly

my dick is as heavy as a house yo dick its smaller than a mouses

[Vleesball]

What is the Difference Between Pussy and Apple Pie?

You can eat your mom’s apple pie.

[DeathLeftHid]

These hoes wanting more dick.

[tookietheclown]

8===D ~o ~o ~o (-_-)

[MrRemixme]

seem like good mates well done peoples

[dn621]

He probbably had sex with the 2 girls after this was finished

[punipudli]

@dn621

or not.....

[punipudli]

@dn621

i guess not...

[Acheronthewolf]

@dn621

Small chance of that, notice how he was lightly tapping her upper back, rather than smackin dat ass. He also seems to have maintained a personal bubble throughout the thing. He's one of the girls, but cries and jacks off to both of them alone.

[pyro5666]

@Acheronthewolf i have now found someone who will tell the truth no matter what circumstances, or in this case circumcises lolz dick jokes. mah dick ak 47 yo dick look like yo 11.

[pyro5666]

ps he must not have a dick cuz he joined in putting socks in his pants instead of using his real one. oh and he put in in his shirt wtf must not know where dicks are located either cuz he aint got one

[niggasaysplash]

@dn621 Dude that nigga couldn't figure out what to do with that pussy if it was in his face. You can tell he's one of the girls.

[browntravis1996]

i would so stick my 8=========} in both thease girls

[ordomalleus]

blond girl is hot

[ordomalleus]

blond girl is hot.

[Johnn162]

whooooooooooooooores

[Joker182RD]

one word respect

[csxconductor100]

there's always that one guy in these stupid ass freshman collage vids. that only hugs chicks and shit like that

[cheatnsss]

they should make a vid of them girls making out or something that would be hott :D

[MrDoMiniCanPrinCe881]

I'd fuck both those chicks :)

[nouba898]

well done. i love it faved it and shared on fb. creative. dont pay any attention to the jackass comments, they are most likely fat greasy pigs behind the screen and are envious.

[fraud1980]

You dicks ARE 14... fail...

[357686]

I would do all these white chicks.

[canUbelievethisrain]

very funny vid liked it ;D also loved the black jesus with the afro at the end XD

[darkwatch323]

its just 2 girls and there gay friend lol

[CRPLKAOS666]

Girls are hot.... Guys a douche... horrible idea you three... never again. EVER.

[codtricks199]

@CRPLKAOS666 wat r u trying to make a statement of

[MrTexasrangersfan]

this is just messeed up, or horrible

[ooshabanini]

LMFAO this shit is retarded

[xThexFluffxMaster]

My Dick is like Julios Ceaser yo Dick is like justin beibers

My Dick is litke Enstein yo Dick looks like FRanskestian

My Dick is on DVD yo Dick didnt evern make TV

My Dick is Straight up tripping yo Dick is on the ground wimpin

PLz Like

[TrickyThaBeast]

@xThexFluffxMaster Calling in the grammar Nazis!

[TheCpBoyz]

@xThexFluffxMaster justin beiber HAS NO PENIS

[zYnncHD]

My dick bigger than a whale, yo dick smells like alien ass.

I think Im getting the hang of this....

[mrmalachi123x1]

it waz funny in the beginin but then it look like they waz gettin bored at end but it waz still gud LMAO

[My10Dicks]

531 people dont have dicks like jesus. haha!

[Deadmath123456]

I'm Laughing!

[Deadgardion]

My Dick Works On Command Yo Shit Needs Your Right Hand

[ZTCWTF]

@Deadgardion AHAHA that was a good one.

[Deadgardion]

@ZTCWTF thanks

[muzicghost]

@Deadgardion dats fvckin hilarious... 

[jamesschulz1]

lol well done!!!!

[nateisback27]

100 bucks says that guy is gay

[Sidleyhatesyou]

That dude looks like a little bitch xD

[Kailey245]

Hiilariious ! Good job yaw ( : andd the songg iis great .

[lilashcroft]

i like the song its clas also the video lots of courage n laughs needed to make this well done good vid funny as hell i am lmao :D

[cuntasaurus12]

I hope you had a 3 way after making this. Unless your dick looks like Gary Coleman

[pvpandraidhunter]

lol the dude drew a dick on his shoulders

[kilas23smkcrew1]

hahaha

[missjanielou]

yo you guys realize these chicks are probly like 13, right?

[johnmaster1996]

@missjanielou dont matter

[creamabc]

How many times did you sleep with these Girls man :D hook me up with a number!

[dabomb0010]

2 hot girls and their gay friend

[gametyme4444]

nice shit well done



[dcruler2]

haha u chicks look nice

[lukasoselia]

haaa, that was some nice shit :))

[zola3381]

wierdos

[gooberdrbitchshow]

This video made me LOL. It totally looks like something I would've done with my friends. You guys are awesome.

[icetman123]

thats kid with the girls is 14.....

[woodlawn77]

boooo you all suck. skanks

[vcntube]

OMG Shemale Yuckyyyyyyyyyyy

[beasty346]

you guys r from indiana!!!thts wats up!!260!!

gvideo tho...the blonde fine as hell tho!!

[seclios]

these cats look fourteen... bet they dicks is hungry as a hippy

[Trajady]

that was awsome!! soo funny XD

[traceurluke]

LOL at your fimling :)

[neweraed]

is that a fuckin joke -.-* ?

[TheWarknight123]

Leave the funny-ass songs to the professionals. Nice try though funny vid.

~Various Youtubers

[hellmelon666]

@TheWarknight123

No, go suck a cock.

-Various Youtubers

[TheWarknight123]

@hellmelon666 Hey man quit floating shit's creek. You don't have a paddle. :p

[fatsachs]

These cunts love "my dick". Their little gay boyfriend has to go in the other room though.

[MrBigdick81]

@fatsachs when im there, their little gay boyfriend takes his small dick out and jerks off while my big dick goes in one pussy while i eat out the other! he jizzes on one of the girl's asses!

[fatsachs]

These cunts like my dick.

[shfeddy]

oh jesus i knew it... they are from indiana. (1:07) that figures

[Liamizawesome]

@shfeddy did you notice the cock on his shoulder?!?! HAHAHA XD

[gigglygirl1313]

lmfao

[rangaman86]

Nice video!! haha

[serahannwells]

BEST. SONG. EVER. 

[serahannwells]

BEST. SONG. EVER.

[JuggaloSL]

dAmn those chicks are sexy, but they cant handle a juggalo between there thighs

[TheBloodg4life]

my dick makes me look like i got three legs

[Smooshbust]

those girls are hot as fuck!

[GraffitiBarrage]

my dick goes up to the stars yo dick never gets to far

[ihu101]

fagalas

[batuneo123]

hello lady..can you suck ma dick...bitch please..

[wacko1358]

didn't know macaulay culkin had such nice cleavage.

[hitwaykid27]

my dick is bigger then the song

[MegaShane85]

thumbs up if u would stick ur dick in both these girls asses

[zazema289]

@MegaShane85 dam right man these girls are chick

[MrLebronjr1]

@MegaShane85 I would im rite with u

[SicDoc]

@MegaShane85 MegaShane for President!!!!!

[FunLovingCriminals77]

@MegaShane85 what d'ya mean would ? I have already

[samdaman32]

@MegaShane85 hahahaha mad cunt

[jacjmc]

that was a closet not a cage...u guys are dumb fucks lmfao

[Quizzymato]

that was the funniest shit in the world.

[joannakora]

p.s. we got dicks like jesus

[kidreaper77]

my dick belongs in the brunettes ass ur dick dead in grass

[LocUpToo]

fugly shit

[detroitfan55]

i wanna stick ma dick in that brunettes ass

[davelovesemily11]

that funny

[Murkedz]

TITS OR GTFO

[MisterAhole]

@Murkedz I see what you did there.

[sweetpattykat1]

i give u guys a huge thumbs up. cuz i know how hard it is to make a vid like this. great work!

[antseward]

bend that ass over again! MAKE A NEW VID GRLS

[antseward]

my dicks hard, wats up with the 2 of these bitches

[eatcatsn0tfish]

XD I saw da' blacx jesus at da' end.

[pokeguy1995]

1:04 dudes got penis tat

[ThaOneNOnlyChops]

Damn!!! thats cute...this song is for my bestfriend TIM!! Cuz my dick is grade A beef..yo dick made a geek!!

[stevemane420]

you guys are all just hating on homeboy... wait isnt he the one in the video with the two lil skezzies?? Yup I think so, don't hate!! 

[caligrown521]

haha thats funny :)

[burgerspeed99]

the fuck is this



[1337manz]

My dick, TNT, your dick, HIV

My dick, long and thick, your dick, old and sick

My dick, rich and wealthy, your dick, poor and stealthy

[MrCmaster22]

dont make fun of me gary coleman was an ok actor

[headhunterrex101]

my dick died... can i bury in the the brown haired chick?

[TheShervinz]

lol thats gooooooooooood i love this song gets better every time u fuckin listen to it. nice job dick peeps

[MultiMe1999]

da aint becnh pressin

[ginganinja345]

my dick, great wall of china! your dick like a vagina!

[cleggybris]

blondie is gorgeous!

[daveramirez98]

MY DICK....

[wareagle6150]

either that guy is slaying that poon, or hes gay

[ErickXDisaster]

@wareagle6150 I know right.

[ErickXDisaster]

@wareagle6150 But I think he is gay. LOOK AT HIM!

[Stoddart88gl]

i think the blond is hott as fucckkkkkkk