Chavs - Jordan Explains Two

[Jakeakdreday]

sad cunts underneath me and for the record compton aint even rough ive been there dont belive rap music all the time you brainwashed sheeps

[sami2503]

I don't get people on here saying "our gangs are tougher" or " They wouldn't stand a chance here"

It's not something to be proud of.....

[NORTHPROSPECTROAD]

Yeah mate i love it nah a bottle of vodka and i will steal someone bird init

[oliverlovescomputers]

A chav has spat in my lil bro's hair before in the car.

[St33zYGh0sT]

chavs come to New York or Cali they get asses kicked

[BenAlbion9]

@St33zYGh0sT london is 10x more dangerous then ny

[St33zYGh0sT]

@BenAlbion9 lol XD funny. youve obviously never been to NY have you. never seen a crip or a blood before have you? ever heard of The mafia? theres a HUGE one in NY. Chavs wouldnt stand a chance. Jordan emphasizes way too much chavs are pussies.

[BenAlbion9]

@St33zYGh0sT Its not me who said this its a stat mate, also its not just chavs in england alot more gangs here too.

[St33zYGh0sT]

@BenAlbion9 funny because heres another state

Total crimes by country (most recent)

1: US 11,877,218

2: UK 6,523,706

Maybe your gangsters dont commit crimes or do drugs (sarcasm) but this discussion is about chavs and chavs (that sit around and smoke all day) dont stand a chance against some ex-con that does nothing but bench press all day.

[BenAlbion9]

@St33zYGh0sT Thats england apposed to usa, im talking about london aposed to ny.

[St33zYGh0sT]

@BenAlbion9 i dont think you realize that probably at least half of those if not more are coming out of NY. Many more coming out of LA. I dont know which one would have more though.

[BenAlbion9]

@St33zYGh0sT yeah mate good on ya ever been to england? yeah yanks dont know anything you cant walk down the streets in a working area anymore. Its not just chavs you got gang members alot of gang analyses has said liverpool back streets shit all over afghanistan! I've been to america alot, its dangours but not as bad as in the council areas in uk.

[St33zYGh0sT]

@BenAlbion9 Oh well, sorry man. I guess this really isnt something we should be proud of though...

[I8RICKROLLERS]

the camerman starts laughing or the other person in the room

[westpointe3]

damn, what town u fucking live in? ive been to burnley, colne, nelson and blackburn and it's not bad.

[onarass]

People gloating about their gangs being the best need to be put down like the sad sad animals that they are.

[tankgod2010]

Oh fuck off with the American shit it's your fault u gave em guns in the first place and England is much rougher I had a guy on my road get scalped trust me come to a council estate and you will see how bad it is

[MegaChozen123]

@tankgod2010 Yeah, but bad things happen in the ghetto, son. We Americans just hide shit from other countries know what I'm sayin?

[babyboy3kingz]

@tankgod2010 Naw homie... Sorry but England aint rougher then the U.S. You say that some dude got scalped..ok, big deal. Mutha fuckaz out are getting beheaded by Mexican drug cartels. People are being thrown in 100 gallon oil drums and are being boiled entirely. Drive by shootings are a part of every day life homie. Y'all think American life is all glamorouz dont you? well it aint!! American cities rank amoung the most violent. Dnt believe me? look it up...

[stupidintellect90]

Hi, what's your twitter name. I remember coming across it on one of the videos but can't remember which, so I would really appreciate a reply. Thanks!

[babyboy3kingz]

Surenos, Nortenos, MS-13, Bloods, Crips, Ganster Deciples, Mexican Mafia, Asian boys, 18th Street, Latin kings, Mexican and Colombian drug cartels, Vice Lords, Gangster Deciples... Any of these American gangs will make your Chavs look like little bitches.. For real!!!

[MegaChozen123]

@babyboy3kingz Agreed

[babyboy3kingz]

Chavs sound wack homie!! If they ever came to Any of Americas inner citys they would get knocked the fuck out. Oh and Joy riders?! Go to Los Angeles, Compton, Oakland or chicago and bump into some bald headed, tatted up cholos prowling in their low riders (Sureno 13, M-S 13). Them dudes make your Chavs look like school girls. These guys bang to the fullest and shoot to kill. Not swing beer bottle at each other!!

[MegaChozen123]

@babyboy3kingz Man, son, I'd have to agree with you

[westpointe3]

when a Chav comes to my U.S. neighborhood- Cammack Village- I will kick the shit out of them. They are fuckin idiots. I kicked the shit out of one when he was at my cousin's house in Burnley, near Manchester.

[MrHogan135]

A Chav is someone who lives in a council house and is violent :L it's in the NAME! C.H.A.V - council house and violent

[keyking2]

@MrHogan135 Actually the original meaning was "young inhabitant of Britain",but the use of the term in that way was a few hundred years ago.

[TheDoctorwhofan456]

England is bad.... but not that bad.

[FeedingGrounds]

After watching this and several other Chav explanation videos; from an American perspective Chavs are wannabe gangstas. Come to the Northeast of the U.S. (Philly, NY, Boston) and you will find Verrrrrrrrry similar white trash, just with a different accent.

[Porygonseizureman]

@FeedingGrounds Yes, Jersey Shore people!

[sndblstr]

I'm from America, and I don't know why you people allow that kind of trash to stroll the streets. Do you not have effective police?

[Eddtastic100]

@sndblstr Nooooo not very effective but its impossible ... it is the british culture now and it cant be stopped anytime soon.

[TheseYeahThese]

niggers are worse...

[Supportaushiphop]

@futuradubstep come to Australia and get ur knees capped. lad ova ere dont take shit at all.

Btw funny pranks, Chavs in Aus (Lads) listen to aussie hip hop. which is aussie rap. I think that theres pommy hip hop, i think iv gotten a few tracks of pom shit. is dat wat lads listen to?

[futuraDUBSTEP]

come to England and expect to get your legs fucking broken.............

[Benderillo1996]

I wanna see a chav come to Compton

[JeRseybOy251]

@Benderillo1996 LOL, he would be fucked up the second he gets there

[cuzMTVsaidso]

@Benderillo1996 lol hed get shot

[Eddtastic100]

@Benderillo1996 i wanna see a chav come to hackney downs they arent chavs there its two steps up to a badaman!!! These badaman cott shanks and 9's. Dey top mans and they vandalize bare ting (Properly translated from crappy londen chavy accent into normal speach)= I would like to see pricks come to Hackney Downs. They are up two notch's from a prick they are complete arseholes!!! These arseholes carry knifes and guns. They kill people and vandalize alot of things. :)

[Porygonseizureman]

@Benderillo1996 Flint, Detroit, and the South Side of Chicago would make chavs poo their pants.

[MegaChozen123]

@Porygonseizureman South side of any (well, almost) city... I would like to see a chav survive in ma town of Philly. Give them an "I hate Eagles" T-Shirt and see how many seconds he lives, son.

[darris321]

@Benderillo1996 hahahaha

that'd be hilarious

[Akazuejerry9]

I hang around with a group of about 30-70 chavs depending on who is where. and we smoke Sterling, Richmond and Lambert and Butler. and the one thing you left out was WEED! chavs smoke weed all the time. im not realy a chav myself cause im black and wear stuff like rocawear and NY Yankee caps. but i got plenty o money to by stuff like that. We are from Hezzle Road West Hull Estate.

part of the HRB, (Hezzle road Boys!). but another thing you were wrong about, we ALWAYS LEAVE the elderly and kids!

[DominoTF141]

@Akazuejerry9 Hey, i'm sure you do leave elderly and kids n stuff, but i'd just like to add he wasn't wrong about it, i've seen alot of times elderly people getting harrassed and stuff, never kids though :}

[rspivotmaster]

I can remember an ordeal around 8 years ago when I was 9. I was trick or treating with my freind, when a group of chavs approached us and threatened for our goodies that we had picked up over the past hour. That is how pathetic they are. A group of around 10 people, roughly between the ages of 15 and 20, threatening two 9 year olds for a few sweets. They're scum, nothing more. In fact, they are the opitimy of scum.

[Karliseellen]

you should go to coventry! "/

[tom3999]

lol man i almost cryed at the end of your last video, You made it sound soo intense lol

[emobabe1993]

Well done on keeping a straight face towards the end when everyone else was laughing xD

[lovinthosescreams]

yeah chavs are wannabe ghetto asses in canada.

[iiTzJamo]

@lovinthosescreams No offence mate but canada isn't rough... it's just snowy...

[CookiesAndGaming]

@lovinthosescreams No canada dont have chavs

[TheTGiver]

yeah I live in britain and it Is'nt really that bad I personally think that America is worse, for instance I can walk down the street to the bakers and people just leave there bikes outside on the floor and they never get stolen, or people will just leave there cars turned on with no-one in them and run in and no-one steals them either, I personally dont know any chavs and I've never been attacked but its said to be alot worse in newcastle, liverpool etc.

[changeforsound]

@TheTGiver Where in england do you live??? Try london, you would get destroyed if you did that :P

[Dan12AZ]

chavz r fokin pussys

[hearapianofall]

buncha pussies... come to the US where the real shit is... fuckin NYC where motherfuckers will sell you drugs in the park... quit lookin like a pussyass out in public and you wont get fucked with

[tom3999]

lol you obviously havnt seen the ghettos in britan then, and the black ghettos there havnt you lol. remeber britiains overcrowded and alot of unemployment!!!@hearapianofall

[badajod]

ok so if they're so bad as you've told.. why doesn't police do something? is police that miserable in enlgand? why society has permited those wankers to take control? it's ilogical!

[emobabe1993]

@badajod Yeah, the police are that miserable. They're more interested in bullying good drivers into breaking the speed limit by driving right up behind them so they can nick 'em.

[tom3999]

heres an idea, the police in britian are not armed and drive volvos plus they dont promote highspeed car chases in the uk either, the cops are powerless@badajod

[NOS604]

if these boys are so dangerous why do you hang with them... I grew up with drug dealers and guys that grew up to be killers ... Chav`s sound like little punks or just trailer trash ... not impressed or scared ..i`ve heard england is getting bad .. but if the biggest problem is a bunch of punks ..I`d say its doing alright

[PrinceBen]

@NOS604

They are a bunch of punks, however the problem is there's a lack of people who stand up for them.

They're often not that strong and hang around in groups, with an archetypal conformity complex.

A chav will never win a one on one fight, and will do all they can to avoid one.

They will also attack if you have a nice looking female companion or a "bird" as those sexist scum refer to them as.

However they're just a bunch of posers, and any person trained in any martial art can win.

[silversammie1998]

I hate chavs they are all over the place in my area the whole city actually the only place I don't see them is at the flower garden they are scum that need to gotten rid of

[bboyrakoon]

look like your on crack..

[YasminRawr]

O.o And Your Actually From England

Your A Fuckin Bastard

Non Of This Is True

Your Hated

Go Fuckin Die !

[GreendayfionaxD]

@YasminRawr Learn to spell before you post hate comments. It's You're not your. Dipshit

[Jackararpter]

@YasminRawr It really is true, and there are 1000's of comments to back his claims up.

[mortcm]

Its a little bit exaturated.... not EVERY area is like that.. its only at night in certain areas, but i'd say that america is just the same

[MasterTenku]

You talk like a the male-version of a girl I know, her dad is from turkey and her mother is English. What is your background?

I'm from manchester and so are my parents :)

[tfiraz]

Chavs are nothing to be scared of there fuckin scum who usually cant even fight, its the wanna be gangsters and shit in london manchester and liverpool where a big group of em take it in turn raping lasses and shooting and stabbing people in public.

[tfiraz]

In london its a young black wannabe gangsters who shoot knife and rape people in public, so for those people saying it isnt bad its probs worst in england other than places like mosside in manchester and toxteth in liverpool where they make 4 and 5 year olds sell drugs cos they cant get arrested.

[StormShudder]

The thing i hate the most about chavs is the way that they are always in gangs.. i've found that 90% of the time 1 on 1 with a chav you would batter this shit out of them but you touch them just once and their whole motherfucking army starts shitting all over you.. fcking pussies.. go die

[isabellaXbabiie]

dude your bullshitting...

i live in england, and have mkenzie trackies and a helly hanson coat but i'm not a chav. i am very nice and seriously if you believe what your saying mate you need to get out more. You REALLY need to get out more!!!! like i said i'm not a chav but i know loads of them and they look scary from the outside but if you actually know these people they are really quite pathetic and cant hurt anyone.

[Fifalegendxxyy9]

if your not a chav he's not directing this at you

[StormShudder]

Lets see..

1) Do you live in his area?

2) Do you smoke/Drink?

3) Do you think your better than everyone?

4) If all of the above are incorrect then obviously, he isnt talking about you.

[lostfanno1]

@isabellaXbabiie you're a chav

[snkyroguepwns]

In america you wouldent define the people your describing as anything but fags. If those people came over here they would not be the trouble makers or anything like that they would be diffrent being made fun off etc. Their is some bad parts here. Rapes Murders Assualts Robberies etc. Though i have never been to britian i can make the hypotheses that its crime isent as bad as here and alot of people would rather live in the "Ghetto" of Britian than the Ghetto of america

[shrikechan]

@snkyroguepwns indeed

[iNikoal]

Well explained! *claps* yes, i was cheering. Your a bit melo dramatic about it, but yes. All-in-all. awessoommmee xD

[loveisyou18]

You call them "door men" we call them "bouncers".

And yeah, in nicer areas they only let the people they like inside.

[CameronDaGangsta]

If you think England is so bad you never should come to the U.S. to one of our big cities.

[DEVLIN09lfc]

youll never get a nice night out out in uk full of scum in the clubs wannabes they go to usa theyll be laughed at

[keyking2]

@DEVLIN09lfc And deck the laughers head in.

[1eminemkid]

@DEVLIN09lfc then get eaten

[MegaChozen123]

@DEVLIN09lfc Not only that, if they try to play smart with the home boiz, Well, Poor chavs...

[x10secsx]

they now wear those tiny bags with straps around their shoulder..christ

[stalkernetuk]

Why do they look like they are carrying a bag of cement under each arm when they walk down the street? Tossers, if you make another video, why not try to film them in thier natural environment? just nip down to your local JC+, local off licence or outside Greggs....

[jasonthemong]

ahaaa u funni guy

[Parkers233]

Chavs are only in the north of England, the south is much more diverse.

[Lee2Pk]

Im from leeds mate and yes there are chavs but also been down south and seen as much there in town and on streets etc.

[dannyKurt]

no chavs in the south lol? who are doing all these stabbings in london then?

[liverpool3989]

lool he a chav himself BUT i hate to say he got it spot on make anouther lad

[SamLuvnKie2Kay8]

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[KondimentKid]

speak english please, darling.

[chelseacrazy]

your proper hard, using no spaces and talking with a capital letter in front of every word.

[TheHartDynasty]

That my freinds is a chav

[lostfanno1]

@SamLuvnKie2Kay8 A person who uses the term "Long haired fucker", sorry, "LongHairedFuckaaa" (retard) is a chav!

[cheetahz]

NOooo. why are you letting everyone think that. england isnt really like that and u no it! Manchester is, but it doesnt represent the whole of england!!

In the south, London, birghton and kent etc... where i am from there are very very few chavs. the few chavs there are, are NOT like that!!

[SOPHIECJ09]

there r tons of chavs in london u idiot

[cheetahz]

no no in london Theyre more ghetto. Ill giv u that but theyre not as retarded like the chavs he is explaining!! There are barely any chavs in the south compared to the north

[manuelleonardo04]

so i researched these "chavs" basically there broken down wigger wanna be's. i guess they have a tough persona? i would LOVE to see these faggots to come to parts of the states and act like that. Those mother fuckers would get beat the fuck down. And trust me no ones scared of some pussy ass English kids. If you scared Americans from going to England then theyre pussies. What a bunch of cunts "Chavs" theyre literlly broke down wiggers hahah fucking faggots.

[Edd731]

Yup chavs are basically the uk version of trailer trash in america. lol

[Smithy598]

u r gonna get battered my m8 sez

[jamesathon09]

he is never gunna pull

[Irepresentgunchester]

Im from Oldham and theres alot of fighting there in the bars. Oh yeah and i prefer to call them scallies or scrotes, chav sounds abit to southner for me.

[manchesterman2009]

ur a fuckin cunt ...callin your own country and its only like that 4 u coz your a geek..scared ov life cunt !

[BuddhaDimple]

haha. chav.

[DUANEBRITISH]

ok ime not a chav but this guy is just drawing a target on himself. i mean i bet he is scared to leave his house now. people will know who he is round his estate. lol

[pacbizkit]

guy dnt knw wat hes chattin bowt. england int all bad

if ur nt a pussy like him

[MPExProductions]

ill trace you? lol i can tell where your from mate

[ashelement95]

u keep talkin bout chavs stealin shit and your advertinsin your massive tv wtf???

[zymuur]

tvs not that big bro

[ElPicheGringo]

your exactly RIGHT!

[murppydoodle]

stand still your doing a wee a dance :L

funny though :L

[jscblah]

I don't understand it.

Basically everyone younger than me in my family is a chav.

And I'm 15.

[BKsMassive]

get with the times :P

[buroosh]

do 1 on bitch chavs

[YassinTheAssassin]

Fred Perry used to be for Rudeboys. Chavs have taken it over. Also, McKenzie.. CHAVVY! North Face, CHAVVY!

[alchemist1791]

Looks like he uses the ps3.

;D

[DJParkesie959II]

In Liverpool they don't wear Fred Perry, they wear "North Face" stuff.

[prycey123456789]

u take ur catapult :L:L:L u fukin mongole :L:L loool u fukin twat

[MeAlchX]

will you shut up you pissing cunt.

[zackmoss1995]

thanks mate really help full i live near west cliff "chav turf" i take my catapult wenever i go thre thanks again

[xmizzdaniix]

LOL!

But not all of England is that bad, lol.

But everything you said about chavs was true lol x

[iRealch]

LMAO but englands not so bad and my parents run 4 pubs and plz dont take the piss but only women drink wkd anyway chavss are horrible people with no lives but where im from is worse than where u r as i n london as you have ganster chavs which my brother is *ashemed* plz make more funny vids XDD

[lostfanno1]

You are the next presenter of Never Mind The Buzzcock's

[jackissorandom]

yea i hate chavs and the way they talk ''yess mayyyte goin 2 get sum ciiidooo yess mayytee'' oh and by the way my sis bille hatton nows him

[MoTuWeThFrSaSu]

Chavs usually just travel around in packs of 20 which is the only thing that makes them dangerous.

Get one on his own and he'll shit himself quicker than you can kick the shit out of him.

[dokken555]

couldnt agree more you you mate.

[scids225]

@MoTuWeThFrSaSu that is true. an old man can crush a lone chav

[PassionOfTheHeist321]

nah england aint that bad. just dont go to manchester, fuckin scary place, its like chav central over there. i live in kent nd its fine theres more london gangsters than chavs nd the most theyl do is beat you up if you insult them. trust me if your in america and you want to come to england, its fine over here just steer clear of manchester... no offense manchester.

[Ka09Ty]

ya well fit luv, but can ya tlk bwt sumat lyk gangstaz - guns - rappers - gay ppl - sxc american lads - wa ya msn iz lol :P lyl n btw me sis a chav she a lass yer she sed she gunna brake ya fukern legs ... wa wid da purents lol ih parents n also nt all chavz a bad awai i used 2 be 1

[Alfarjamie]

ka09ty you seem like a chav yourself, please, do the world a favor and jump into a trash compactor and die.

[orange786]

LMAO!

[dokken555]

LMFAO! nicee comment, i agree! hahaha

[Clwsfan864]

@Alfarjamie if he is a chav, he is a rare species of chav

[zymuur]

ka09ty you fucking fag learn to spell please its so bad you literally spelt every word wrong and you use words wrong and you make up words... please go to school or die because your a waste

[IckleJJ]

Way to fuck up the language we call English.

"u iz so cule lyk propa wel mint".

[Karlisewhite]

i love you!!!!

[scottyxander]

there not really chavs in the pubs, their more of local football fans that are hooligans and fight other football team hooligans

[caerrrr]

ehhh hahaha what is this i dont understand enlgish but black people have face of blacks cows ha haha

[fuhlipay]

i think black people in america are equal to chavs

[MrChrisG2009]

its only certian pubs that are full of chavs there is one i go to and there is hardly ever any trouble even on derby day

[kraziekewlness]

it bloody hell a uhhh kinda a bad word or an insult or something like that in u.k

[123rachii123]

its not always fightin in pubs ^o)

[amyd468]

Aww no! Make another one ):

[jayburd666]

Your forgot to mentiion what soft lilttle douches chavs are, there all mr.sozhard with there mates and on there own there idiots who think a saxo with a bin as an exhaust is cool, fucking tits honestlly

[EuphoricRecall]

Check out my video "American Chavs 101" It will make you feel better to realize you're not suffering alone and you will laugh your ass off at some of the differences between UK and American chavs.

[starwarshater]

That's depressing mate, you mean they're everywhere???

[dodzy1993]

can we talk about how much af a twat u are

[juniosonga333]

seriously, are you on coke?

[mobbdeep4lyf]

think you realy scared the americans off mate. i hat chavs myself even though im sometimes called one cos i like hip-hop.

if any americans are reading this and are thinking of coming to england, i have a tip- dont walk down quiet roads at night and remember a chav is only hard when hes with his mates. soft as shit when you get em on their own :)

[1997ontherun]

omg you are sooooo right m8

[King2Dave]

WTF..... Dude Who The Fucks Calls You A Chav For Likin Hip Hop......... Thats The Biggest Pile Of Shit Ive Ever Heard...

[BritishEnvy]

Walkin down quite roads? Been there, done that. My conclusion, Bone Crusher said it best: "I aint neva scared"...

[kierandownes]

i drive a vauxhall corsa but the new one it doesnt just cost 500 quid and i not a chav woo, but they do drive any old banger...as long as it got neon lights, bass speakers and spoilers and it looks completley ridiculous, and probs spray painted bright green or orange lol

[J1T489]

hi loved both your vids hope you make another vid but just wondering if you do can you mention that all chavs drive vauxhall corsa`s cheers

[mcflygirl4evaxox]

omg he is soooo gud lukin xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

[kurt5000yh]

LOL

[rosiesmellsofurine]

sorry but im a paranoid barstard i cant help it soz... Sorry this is scary if u read this far u will die in 10 days if u dont send to any 15 videos in 2 hours good luck hope u dont die

[elnoecastillo21]

ok chavs r like most of da ppl in da south of the states they r just dirty an violent dats wat a chav in america is

[OliverKnowles]

now its henleys

[X0M3GS0X]

lmaoo its so true and can you do one about emos and skaters?

[simonluke11]

fack off blad chavs fuckin kill ya you twat face

[DrazharKahn]

Hahahahahahahaa!!! Biggest faliure since your birth..

[ILuvShadow777]

Ohhh, look, a chav trying to act hard.

Why is it that chavs act hard ONLY when friends are near? Or over the internet?

I'm really sure you'd kill him in real life, but your too much of a pussy darling :)

[buttfink95]

lol seriously!!! come on

punks are worse to deal with then chavs coz they just get pished on vodka n beer and beat the crap outa ytou for fun they they get away with it chavs just get asbos and think its kool hun XD

[BethNutterButterLolz]

the closest i am 2 a chav is wearin helly hansens lol i only do cz theyre comfy :P i wana kill chavs

[AdammWalkerrr]

Same here mate Lol,

[santopass2]

i dont like this guy hes weird

[sanchezlollipop]

Soy mecicano and i wanna meet some of these british "chavs"  they are probably just a bunch of white kids who dont do shit. U brits must be real pussies for being scarred. ViVa Mexico

[Avian200x]

haha im a brit man hes a bit OTT chavs are the pussies as said they cant do shit on their own they move in packs like cocks but yeah haha anyonw who is scared is stupid.

[ryanroolz2]

omfg wat a fucking twat chavs are pussies but u cant judge us by them just like i wont judge ur country by.......u lol