Harland Williams on Letterman

[terepotere]

THUMBS UP if you think rhinoceros are just big, fat white trash unicorns!

[Mangowhip24]

this guy rocks!!!

[padraic2001eire]

Americans. Will. Laugh. At. Anything.

[DrinkSkateSleep]

@padraic2001eire Unless you make a joke about them ;)

[beatlesfan4lyfe]

39 people don't have a sense of humour

[HillDueceua]

FML apparently my voice sounds like this guy 

[SkullyGibs]

the top two comments are the same.....this must be changed

[jaybrown29]

He got a tattoo of the Disney land log ride on the crack of his ass. Everytime he takes a shit he feels like a kid again

[LeoVEggers]

why the fukk did he say on that last censored part?? i'm a grown man, wtF! i don't need this shit going like "oooh, you can't hear that, uh, its offensive, omg, ;~~~"

[MultipleScrotum]

@LeoVEggers what?

[LeoVEggers]

@MultipleScrotum The censored part around 4:34. I'd like to know what is he saying in that part.

[iwantcompletecontrol]

@LeoVEggers "He went out and he got a tattoo of the Disneyland log ride on the crack of his ass" LMAO

[5alidal]

so what did his father get a tattooo of? I couldnt understand through all the bleeping

[rodeonz]

mate that chainsaw immatation is legend hahaha

[cypheronyx]

i wanna party with this thunder lizard, what a chinese wonder treat that would be

[zum2487]

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[czarinadude15]

wish there's rocketman 2... this time they go to phobos and deimos^^

[slajmkorn]

38 people live in a giant redwood three

[accadacca666]

Wow this dude is hilarious. Rocketman was one of my all time favorite kids movies (er I should just say favorite movies since I still love it). This man is so batshit crazy but truly has the spirit of a comic. It's all about laughs.

[snakeproof1]

AMAZING CHAINSAW

[ttk1opc]

Canadians do the best chainsaw impressions.

[dander337]

I fucking love how he curses at the end. he's sticking it to the man. i think he knows that since he got major laughs throughout his whole set, he might get invited back, might not, but fuck it...it's who he is!

[unfortunatebeam]

@dander337 he doesn't curse really. What get's bleeped out are the words "Disney Land" "crack" and "ass". It's basically becasue Disney and CBS are both extemely lame, the latter being out of touch since the decline of All in the Family in the ratings back in the 70s.

[dander337]

@unfortunatebeam very observant, and it makes total sense that they'd bleep out "Disney Land". Disney and CBS could've had a sense of humor about themselves (as Letterman is a late night show), but that would be asking a lot of their in-house censors.

[unfortunatebeam]

The censor idiot dolts ruined the last joke! How the fuck are we supposed to know wht he's talking about?

What was it anyway, anyone know?

[hellohellonuc]

@unfortunatebeam : Hey - the joke was: his dad got a tattoo of the Disney Land log ride on the crack of his ass.... Not so much censorship for profanity... CBS probably didn't want ABC/Disney to sue them into oblivion.

[unfortunatebeam]

@hellohellonuc What!? Ugh, that's disgusting. Disney owns ABC, not CBS. You should at least be able to make a simple joke about something associated with a rival network shouldn't you?

[hellohellonuc]

@unfortunatebeam Thanks for your kind comment - but if you take time to read my post again, you'll see I didn't say that Disney owned CBS. I said CBS didn't want to get sued by Disney. Ease up - no need to attack people. Especially when you're wrong.

[hellohellonuc]

@unfortunatebeam Thanks for your kind comment - but if you take time to read my post again, you'll see I didn't say that Disney owned CBS. I said CBS didn't want to get sued by Disney. Ease up - no need to attack people. Especially when you're wrong.

[unfortunatebeam]

@hellohellonuc Miscommunication. I know you didn't say that Disney owns CBS. I wasn't attacking you at all.

[EliteDoomer]

@unfortunatebeam aint even mad

[Meta1Head91]

Fucking censorship.

[ANNABECKDK]

Yup he's definately Canadian

[daiceman8]

38 people dislike the awesome chainsaw

[indyfan22k]

what year was this 2001, 2002?

[scottman12]

are u an illegal alien ? lolz that noise made me fall off my chair 

[Linusknollhouse]

Old people need to eat more vegetables and drink more milk if they wanna stay regular. And excerise!!!

[86AAO]

He just threw his dad under the bus, LOL

[grapesoda4me420]

I love this guy im in love <33

[AchromaticAdulation]

Geeks gone wild......

[JohnZombie1]

@Mousetrapers WHOOP WHOOP

[alexamerling20]

Harland Williams is the man XD

[febreromuerto]

He also has a podcast love it

[elleniris]

@febreromuerto really? how do i see that?!

[Portilloizay]

This guy is unbelievably funny.

[CochiseCastle]

Respond to this video... I still can't shake his role in something about mary

[KingMinosxxvi]

harland swore a couple times. on a second viewing it may not have been a problem. menh who knows.

[KingMinosxxvi]

dave was pissed huh. pretty sure harland was never on letterman again just a guess

[DaFckedUpKid]

@KingMinosxxvi Why was he pissed?

[raptorjo]

I LOVE Harland Williams! I have seen him live 2x and cant wait till he comes back in October!! He autographed my Rocketman shirt! :)

[tmotleygoldstein]

I heard him say something about a "harry potter penis" on late night in an interview. It was funny as shit and I never forgot it.

[zeenon]

Check the Harland Willliams Nature boy vids on youtube too!

[trainspotter1976]

Harland is amazing! HAHAHAHAHAA!

[MrTheamazingsquirrel]

AHAHAHA! the chainsaw is amazing!

[Rorschach1985]

I love Gary.

[judettaja]

The King Of Random.....i love it

[umasbob]

Classic!! funny shit

[noodlez4me]

he was a forest ranger and he wrote 11 childrens book one including a dinosaur named lickety split :)

[JabecoC]

Wow, and you can read Wikipedia too!

[deeperwaterz]

Harland was one of my best friends growing up in Toronto and it`s wonderful to see he has done so well.

[ryanEATBIRD]

that is one kick ass chainsaw.

[theMINT400]

"the god damn (or something similar) log ride on the crack of his ass..."

get it? like he's riding the log ride every time he shites, if i must explain.

[shoe800]

He says....The Disneyland logride on the crack of his ass

[JokerishDish]

Fucking FCC fucked up the punchline!

Way to go Dickheads! -_-"

[stupidguyaabbcc]

i did lol

[DaFckedUpKid]

lol awesome chainsaw impression

[mividacotidiana]

@DaFckedUpKid hahahahaha Harland is fricken halarious.

[n05tr4d4177u5]

what was the bleep bleep joke with the dicksucking log ride

[AlexAmerling19]

this guy rocks XD

[HardKore5250]

He should be in the Pest 2 with Leguizamo

[VkO61111]

attractive yet hilarious.... is there anything this guy can't do? i mean seriously folks

[bballplayer26866]

just saw this guy on Comic Remix on Comedy Central. he is very funny..

[mobertmoon]

This is really too funny.

[randomstuph1]

this guy is going to be at the Laugh Factory in Long Beach this weekend

[Disembodydsm]

Anyone ever see the t.v. show he was on years ago called Simon (I think)? Jason Bateman was in it too. Harland was hilariouus, I wish you could buy it somewhere.

[ChipsFall]

7 minute abs

[tllcool1]

6 minute abs!!??!! lol

[zbrandwein]

Step into my office...

[Fandanglius]

Why?

[airfalcon]

You're fuckin' fired.

[goneinthefade]

step into my office

[Cannabinoidl]

damn censors :S

[mpoT3CHY]

Bring back the Rocket Man!!!! Make a damn sequel Disney!!!!!!!

[LeCutter]

That chainsaw bit is one of the funniest fuckin things ever!

[dixon0023]

This guy is always great in films.

[zz8w]

shit, homophobe

[VelvetKevorkian]

You can't say "Disneyland" or "crack" on CBS?

[zz8w]

harland you are a narrow minded scumbag. go to disneyland homophobe.

[teresatuckerrocks]

YOUTUBE: SCOURGE OF THE UNDEAD

too comical - chicks, guns, chins

[amnesiai]

hahahha this dude is too funny

[b33133rice]

He was perfect for the roll of Fred Randall in the movie "Rocket Man!" His best work outside of stand-up comedy.

[bmit989]

he wasnt the main actor but he was good in employee of the month.

[weezurblue]

not bad kinda funny lol

[bwfcmort]

es shit

[ilikescreamo1991]

Whoop Whoop Mfwcl Harland Willam is a legend and he awesome and he alway gonna be my favorite comedian actor and standup and he blew me away his performance in big money hustla love that movie and this shit funny to

[CrimsonThorne]

Wow the chainsaw noise was good.

[NOFX207]

Harland Williams is the man! just saw him last friday in Hartford

[Ronadish]

"He had the Disney Log Ride tattooed on the crack of he's ass"

[satbir15]

tks :)

[Maidenfanatic]

are you an illegal alien?

[DrFeelgood56]

hahahahahah the chainsaw part was priceless!

[cosmikdebris1984]

lol that was great!

[GeurillaGorilla]

"...i rolled over to tell them to shut up!" omfg, so funny

[sababel]

He is the best.I love Harland.

[rosemontag]

Eddie Murphy is way funnier

[Roxxxxxxxbottttter]

Ummmm.....Eddie Murphy WAS way funnier. He now produces dreck like Norbit.

[moonwalkn1]

the thing about Eddie Murphy is, he used to make raunchy stand-up and rated R movies, but since having kids, he has pretty much dedicated himself to making movies that his kids can watch...and people make fun of his movies, call them 'bombs', but they make millions, plus millions more on dvd, and the kids love them, which is the point

[Roxxxxxxxbottttter]

What I'm saying is that its easy to make movies that are funny for kids and doesn't have to sacrifice artistic integrity. Nutty Professor was a great movie that kids can watch, a movie that teaches lessons about tolerance and being comfortable with who you are.

I think the reason those movies make so much money is that parents don't know any better. And take them to movies that look like movies that kids might enjoy.

[JerkyFraser]

This guy cracks me up.

[guitarguy93]

This guy was great in Half Baked :)

[Roxxxxxxxbottttter]

"She had an accident in her pants," Man I love Harland Williams. 5 stars.

[chimpanity]

I got the honor of meeting harland at the Improve a few nights back...I am pleased to say that he is one of the nicest people I've meet out here... Just thought the world should know.

[PinkSpiderJedi]

Harland Williams is awesome.

[pjm5678]

this is very funny

[toomstargfunk]

I love Harland, although he did have some strange birthday gifts for Tom Green last week.

[fleeperzonk]

nubbley

[slajmkorn]

Can anyone post the clip when Harland Williams is on Conan? When they are talking about vegetarians :D

[xxfaketopleasexx]

ooo yes that's my fav!!!!!!!!

[Shaggy1516]

Hay you ass Harland Williams is a Juggalo why r you haten on us Juggalo`s what the fuck did we do to you

[jezuzxxx]

that's right, he came out in 'Big Money Hustlas'

[2Luke]

keanu reeves?

[giselarenteria]

lol he sounds like that guy from King of the hill

[Props2u]

"That Chewbacca's a hairy freak isnt he?" LOL

[zeekishaz]

that chainsaw sound was AWESOME

[kyle9013]

That was a great impression of one! =D haha

[DoctorRobertBobby]

yeah it was badass

[phantomzone27]

Going to see him tonight!!! :)

[SteelyD]

Lucky you!

[ravynwolfe]

He's not a lesbian hater...he was making a joke and connecting it to "smoke a fag". Gods have a sense of humour. My lesbians friends laughed...why not you?

[hunclemike]

Because she likes pussy doesn't mean she is a man and can beat a man up you hyper-sensitive asshole. Man, did daddy do a number on you. Chill out.

[zeekishaz]

fuck u

[BBoywhomex]

well u gotta understand that his style...its original...if you dont like it thats ur opinion i guess..remember him in rocketman?? it was a weird movie but i loved it...

[corpsedeathmaggot]

that chewie impression converted me

[kornkid89]

yeah lol did anyone put up his most recent visit to conans show? haha so weird!

[KateLouise]

yeasty little freak.....bake him some feet.....oh god dying from laughter

[InfidelCastrophobic]

I think the audience on Conan tonight just didn't know what to make of him. They didn't get his sense of humour.

[JLMoto]

i didnt know if he was joking or if something was wrong with him lol...i didnt know what to think and i still dont

[BBoywhomex]

he was just on connan obrien like 2 minutes ago...hes one hilarious mofooo!

[bully13666]

The only reason ppl laughed was because of Conan. Harland's days are numbered. Just my opinion.

[PHEONIX906]

Is he dead?

[johnson2208]

no he aint dead

[PHEONIX906]

Thanks man.

[Zotan64]

this guy is the best!

[specialtim]

i wish Heath were still here to see this amazing comedy.

[niemah123]

sucks he died...but that has nothing nothing nothing to do with this at all.....

[minion357]

umm, he didnt die, hes still alive... you can email him if you want, just go to his website, im sure he can tell you hes not dead

[niemah123]

they had an open casket funeral the other month for him....just the fuck up i hate you ass hole..Heath Ledger was a great actor that we lost dipshit!

[brandeezy09]

what the hell are you talking about?

[minion357]

umm, thats not heath ledger... thats HARLAND WILLIAMS... heath ledger died, yes, HARLAND WILLIAMS is still alive..

their names arent even similar... how could you confuse the two of them?

[LaReinaDelBarrio]

Unfortunately... I'd rather have Heath back and let this guy Harland who hates lesbians go...

[nlyrette]

who says that hahahaha

[hackleback]

fuck that faggot

[DoctorRobertBobby]

heath is dead. always will be. long live Harland.

[hackleback]

eat shit u faggot loving bag licker

[brandenhead]

...Whats with all the Harland-Hating? This dude's fuckin hilarious and if you don't think so don't watch it!! Go back to your Dane Cook crap...

[Jman32183]

I agree.... Harland is the shit. Best guy out there IMO.

No one tells a story better then this guy

[monoxidemuthafacka]

Hell yea dude. dane cook sucks now. But harland has always kicked ass

[davissue48]

i agree, i dont like comedians that stand there laughing at their own jokes, but i did love his scene in 'dumb and dumber'

[chadranther]

The Nuremberg Trials were funnier than Dane Cook is.

[gurlygirly123]

this is stupid, dane cook is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay better

[87camaro350]

so don't watch it dumb ass

[brandeezy09]

i would expect someone whos name is gurlygirly to like dane cook, that is exactly his fanbase......he was funny for like a month but then you realize hes comedy isnt that great

[DoctorRobertBobby]

dane = no-talent hack

[Hitsugaya13]

hes only funny in movies

[niemah123]

fuck you

[Ravedawg]

Whats with him and lasers? He uses them in all his jokes and they aren't funny at all..