summoner geeks

[wrighjac]

I remember this being on my Summoner PS2 disc. As I was watching it my mom walked in right at the end. She was not pleased.

[stylus101]

I'm getting drunk! Are there any girls there?

[partridgeluke]

this makes me want to play summoner again, ahhh pop up

[Stebz09]

The robot reminds me of Jeffery Dallas... just the way he speaks

"No I don't, I have grey eyes. Well it says I have... well it says I have blue but I decided I wanted grey eyes!"

Love it!

[daddychew]

Man... I haven't seen this since I was 3

[MrMeat42]

I reeeeeally want to start playing D&D now

[KhorneProphet]

that syncs really well...is all this from the game?

[KhorneProphet]

This is better than the 8 bit version of this!

[khouari1]

That thing in the kitchen... is scary.

[XPsyclosarinX]

I haven't seen this in ages...

[madhatt3r111]

Any chance this is still available for download in the good ol' Bink format? I found it in my dropbox at a LAN party back in the day... sadly it's misplaced.

[QSCrow]

I miss gaming :(

[timmyisthefly]

Poor demonic mosnter of doom in the kitchen... no one listens to him. all he wants is sum cheetos and mountain dew

[Jaricko]

@timmyisthefly

And to do woman in a bar.

[saymana11]

This was one of the best games ever!

[Haven18]

That thing in the kitchen is Luminar. ^^

[xananaxproxy]

s..so that just happend

[angrygreek1985]

man i fucking love this video. First time I saw it was back in 2003 or 2004 when I was at school. ARE THERE ANY GIRLS THERE!?

lol!!!

[erkdoc5]

Sounds like my dnd group.

[TheZeeboguy]

Do I see this happening?

No your out by the Tavern

COOL! I'm getting drunk!

[JayGOS117]

Summoner was a f@#king awesome game.

I miss it [sniff].

Imo, best CRPG on PS2.

[Sinsults]

laughed so freaking hard

"If there's any girls there I wanna do them!"

[cronustitan2540]

Roll to see if I'm getting drunk!

[RandomGuy0987]

ಠ_ಠ 

[NikoBellicSerbia30]

0:26 Bunny (on left corner) from Saints Row 2 and The Third!!!

[wutru]

All Comments (666)

[lilacangel1999]

@BieberBabyBopper -- Either you're an idiot or you have no sense of humor (I suspect it's a little of both). Justin Bieber is more demonic than anything in this video. It's a joke. Get over it.

[XvxBERSERKxvX]

Lol, the music made me lol XD

[KaitoHitsugaya]

@BieberBabyBopper

Your comment was offensive to my religion. Be more respectful or I will report you.

[KaitoHitsugaya]

@BieberBabyBopper

First of all, you don't have the right to tell people what to do. Second, you're an athiest. What do you care if something is demonic? Third, I'm a Wiccan, you little bitch.

[stonerdude4000]

@BieberBabyBopper

LOL this is what makes America great. It dosent matter what the opinion of assholes like you are. WE HAVE FREEDOM.

[chibigrunt]

@BieberBabyBopper Go ahead. You can't do anything.

[darkwings58]

@BieberBabyBopper its a joke! go away!

[80srockrpwnsall]

@BieberBabyBopper and you sir are a asshole with no life, go back to justin bieber ashtonand stop trolling

[lordrashif]

@BieberBabyBopper What? are you going to call the youtube troll police or something?

[BieberBabyBopper]

@lordrashif YouTube doesn't have police, but they should probably monitor their videos more closely to make sure that evil content like this doesn't get posted.

[lordrashif]

@BieberBabyBopper You idiot, the youtube troll police are a fake channel that claims to detain trolls like you. look it up.

[Xanedon122798]

@BieberBabyBopper Are you fucking stupid? Go die in a hole and shut the hell up,this is funny, now live with it you prick

[tehmormon]

@BieberBabyBopper Good trolling, sir.

[XvxBERSERKxvX]

@BieberBabyBopper Lol, almost every comment after yours is a reply back to you, lol

[DontFallOnMe]

I've been playing this game for 10 years or maybe more, and still playing it today, completed it 73 times and I can't do anymore, it's that boring now, Every mission I did, I almost fell to sleep with boredem cos of playing it that many times, I'm like a Pro at this game now. If anyone wants to relive some of the classic moments of this game, you can download it for free off Volition! (people who made this game)

[Aftiii]

@DontFallOnMe Wow, haven't played it that much but remember the old days of multiplayer. The single player was really good. Such a good game. I miss these classics. Try the Witcher, that's a good game. Checking Volition's website now.

[DontFallOnMe]

@Aftiii What... It had online?! I had the game on PS2 and i never noticed it had online, I had it for 10 years! Did they add it into the game or something? or is it a PC only thing? and yeah was amazing game, will try the witcher aswell thank you.

[julien111122]

thumbs up if zisteau sent you here!

[warriorcatspoolfur]

Where can i get this audio!!!!!

[wtfd00d08]

hahahahahahhahaha

[m1lh0u531]

STILL awesome after all these years :)

[ChaoMystero]

Here from ponies

[TheChakrus]

Summoner was a great game!!! :-)

[sonofaqwerty]

@Shnhicks it's the demon of light, you fight it near the end of the game

[40kbolter]

D&d funny videos

[coolsims94]

what the....HELL...is that THING in the kitchen??

[redtanker]

@coolsims94 That's Luminar, the Demon of Light.

[ienvyzero]

@coolsims94 Obviously you never played the game.

[TheWachong]

@ienvyzero What game I was sent here by Zisteau and his vid of many obscure refernces

[hobbitkniver]

@coolsims94 this is an easter egg in a game called The Summoner. The mage and DM are from the game and the monster (alien) and the robot guy are from a different game the company made

[YuriPRIMEpoland]

@coolsims94 A guy who wants mountain dew, obviously :P

[crazeyboii678]

lol roleplaying is sutch a wast of life ur just playing pretend i mean really grow up and this was funny cuz im sure this is really what its like

[TheAxehandler]

@crazeyboii678 Yeah, it is kind of like that sometimes. But I think if you feel that way you're missing out on some really awesome shit. I've had some great times roleplaying.

Plus, if you've ever played RPG video games, do you know what RPG stands for? Oh yeah, Role Playing Game. When you play games like Oblivion, Dragon Age, or MMORPGs like WoW and EverQuest, games where you make a character and level them up, you're roleplaying. This is just the tabletop version. And it's AWESOME. 8D

[crazeyboii678]

@TheAxehandler ill pass playing lets pretend and no i dont play rpgs even if i did its not using ur imagination like that i personally dont like rpgs cuz the leaveling thing is boaring but there not gay like real roleplaying

[TheAxehandler]

@crazeyboii678 Well, that's your thing if you don't want to play this kind of stuff, I just don't think it's fair to think that something like this is "gay", as you put it, without even trying it. I personally don't think I could ever be comfortable playing D&D, but I love playing World of Darkness games like Vampire: the Masquerade and Werewolf: the Apocalypse. That said, I don't go around telling people how D&D is gay because I've never played it.

[crazeyboii678]

@TheAxehandler just another lifestyle man, i enjoy partieng u enjoy games i dont like that lifestyle maby u dont like mine and think the same way idc i just think its gay, u dont gota were a bunny sute and hop around the street to tthik its gay

[PetexBurnsxCore]

@crazeyboii678 ...but you'd need a grasp on the English language to coherently complain about it.

[crazeyboii678]

@PetexBurnsxCore i dont believe in having something established for me like a language or laws, i make my own rules and talk the way i want to

[PetexBurnsxCore]

@crazeyboii678 It sounds like you're just being an african to me.

[1truwildman]

@crazeyboii678 Then it sounds like you would like Table-top pen and paper RPGs then. You make the rules and what happens in the game. You make your own language and laws within the game. But you are too busy making a mockery of the English Language and making logical fallacies to try something outside of what the rest of society wants you to do.

[zoidbergnoise]

Is it sad that I can see this happening in a group of people playing D&D

[CureIV]

Wow, has it really been 11 years since I first saw this? Where does time go? Still just as hilarious as the first time I saw it.

[halfpintgamescast]

I love how that guy from spawn is just looking for snacks.

[Everheart000]

@halfpintgamescast That's not the guy from Spawn, it's actually from the game Summoner and the police looking guy is from Red Faction 1.

[halfpintgamescast]

@Everheart000 Ah, thanks for clearing that up for me. Looks similar though right?

[howdy0doody]

Portal 2

[SinnohMasterPaul]

"Roll the dice to see if i'm getting drunk" lol

[tommyboy32709]

How many looked for this after Spoony's "The Lords of Magick" review?

[KingxInxYellow]

Reminds me of playing Runequest years ago. One of my mates went to pick up a whore.  Rolled 00 for her bj skills, then 01 for looks.

[DiamondTalentGroup]

Nerds SEXY PRINCESS :) CrystalSilva(dot)com

[tontocorazon]

classic

[Leefonzell]

hahahahah im getting drunk are there any girls there?

[NesteaWithLemon]

That's how most of our sessions went....

[ketsustyle]

It's funny because this is how a lot of DND sessions actually go

[Sarahmint]

Is this a real DVD or a home made video?

[xMikeDelayx]

@Sarahmint Neither...It's at the end of the credits on the PS2 game The Summoner. The Summoner was one of the first games that came out for PS2 and if you can still manage to find the game...you might find it for 50 cents...maybe. It was a good game, if you have the patience.

[moggisan]

@Sarahmint the audio is from the dead ale wives club. the video a video that came with the game summoner

[jagexfailshard]

if you think this is funny your a geek

[Anmura08]

@jagexfailshard Oh shit, you must be cool!

[Balthier6891]

I remember when i thought summoner was going to be awesome, I entered a contest and got a summoner t-shirt and a disc with this video on it.

[Max1351o]

lol this is awesome!!!!!!!

[Alicia2k7]

What a complete rip off of the original 8-Bit D&D skit. All you did was change the video, fail!

[chainsaw745]

@Alicia2k7 this was in the game summoner. also chill

[Akumatrunigga]

@Alicia2k7 wrong the 8 bit is a "rip" of the original dead ale wives by adding the 8-bit from the voices. Fail

[Gibson188G]

Awesome! fucking hilairious, a timeless vid, i remember watching this every time i put the game on. A great game, i miss it.

[techstepman]

lol!tabletop rpgs are awesome!!!

[Queenofawesome25]

I laughed my ass off at this.

[madmanlotar]

I remember when I accidentally went to the credits screen and pressed triangle, I was pleasantly surprised!

[NinjaSpartan17]

WHERE ARE THE CHEETOS?

[sidewalkid]

i remember this from extended play......

[TPCrisis]

58 people attacked the darkness.

[moozeditty]

One of the creators of the audio used in this video, Dan Harmon, went on to create the tv show "Community," which just had a spectacular episode about Dungeons and Dragons: "Advanced Dungeons and Dragons." Lot of the same kind of humor as this skit.

[StevenBurbol]

@moozeditty wow. i remember seeing this a long time ago, and i've been watching community without knowing this connection. so awesome

[yoyopiemonk]

i am Galstaff scorcerer of light! then why did you have to cast magic missle? rofl

[PeachinaCaninc]

''im attacking the darkness with magic missile ''

(DM) ok now role damage

[soupalex]

Always, ALWAYS get the GM/DM to roll the dice to see if you're getting drunk.

[holastickboy]

That was awesome, laughed my ass off

[Moving4Motion]

Can someone tell me where the fuck I have seen this before? Having a major nostalgia hit, i'm a bit drunk too which isnt helping!

Was it on the summoner disc or something? God I havent thought about that game in so many years....

[MTGyrl]

@Moving4Motion Yes, it was on the Summoner game disc. At the time, this was considered a pretty advanced video!

[JaredKelso123]

@Moving4Motion Yeah it was, at the end of the credits for the game. I remember playing it about 8 - 10 years ago.

[royhyena]

Anyone who has played DnD has experienced this in one way or another. From fighting the DM, to picking up wenches at the tavern.

[maulingunow]

@royhyena I got two elves pregnant one with triplets and 1 of them died ^^

[gzero26]

Hello Im Galstaff Sorcerer of Light

Elf: Then how come you had to cast Magic Missle ROFL I loved that part lol

[gzero26]

I Wanna Cast Magic Missle!!!!!!!

[MelkorHimself]

I remember when this debuted about 10 years ago. I was in 8th grade, and my friend Scott showed it to me in computers class. It's still just as hilarious today.

[KitLonewolf]

"Whers the Mountain Dew?"

[gwalchdu]

BAhahahahahahahahhahaha

This is exactly what its like when i go play D&D with my mates >.<

[JohnnyCrab2000]

this was sooo a threat when you finished this game. never played the 2nd one tho...

[hypock1]

best game ever

[Lachielolz]

55 did not cast Magic Missle.

[Sageeth]

@Lachielolz perhaps they were in the darkness

[MrJijih]

i remember this this is the end of summoner

[grimrotten]

HOLY SHIT THAT WAS FUNNY

this is my first time seeing this and i burst out laughing in the library now every one is giving me death glares it was totally worth it

[StormArcarious]

too funny reminds me of the old days when I use to rp with my friends.. too funny. Roll to see if I am getting drunk..lol

[guillermo316]

Thumbs up if girlfight sent you here!

[TheDropBeat1]

@guillermo316 Indeed. When they mentioned it, I immediately remembered seeing this on my friends PS2 back in high school.

[Gummybearsuicide]

xD "Well...well it says I have blue, but I decided I wanted gray eyes!"

[SirChaosS]

Ogres?!! MAN, I GOT AN OGRE-SLAYING KNIFE! ITS GOT A +9 AGAINST OGRES!!

[jerumwolf]

what is this from?

[DoctorCataclysm]

This is pure unadulterated awesome.

[Diziet83]

Thumbs up if you're here because of AMV Hell 5.

[wewd]

Why do Galstaff and the Red Faction guy switch voices halfway through the video?

[mysteriousjeffmather]

God, I haven't seen this video in nearly ten years. Used to piss myself laughing. And that was with a 56k modem, it took ages to load.

[DelayedorDestroyed]

im attacking the darkness how come you had to cast magic missle

[cervixpunch]

oh man i love summoner but its like heroin heroe

[Zalibaba]

never gets old =D

[CraigMetalHead]

Summoner is SOOOO awesome, I used to watch this everytime I launched the game just before I loaded the game and I still love this.

However I have still never played D&D... :(

I think I played HeroQuest when I was a young kid though... I cant remember, I know it was one of those types of boardgames anyway.

[SickDashRendar]

@CraigMetalHead Hero Quest is a great gateway into D&D or Warhammer Quest. Games Workshop should bring Hero Quest back.

[Waffleguy10]

MAGGIC MISSILE

[wiivolution222]

i luv tht monster dudes laugh

[Tenkagethewise]

That Oversized demon is perfect for the role

[MirageVelondor]

I've seen this one like a thousand times but it's still awesome!

Love it! XD

[SaganAppreciationSoc]

The guys look almost identical. It's needs a little work.

[Cflake77]

Rob Schrab of Sarah Silverman Program and Dan Harmon of Community worked on this.

[AwesomeMcTasty]

Is it just me or does he sound just like Michael J. Fox when he says "Why are you casting magic missile? There's nothing to attack here!"

[ConsumptionMayCause]

this was the only good part of this game

[gamelvr1]

@ConsumptionMayCause i respectfully beg to differ, while the graphics were mediocre at best (for that period of time), the story was awesome.

[tjf532]

Why is one dude dressed like a guard from red faction lol?

[MixyKalaKO]

fucking funny dude jaja that geek..jaja

[harl531]

Anyone notice the bunny in the backround? its in Saints row 2

[frickfrock999]

MAGIC MISSILE!

[critic214]

this is lame!

[shadowmare97]

Instant gold :D

[TheFathersAdvocate]

"I did though!  I completely thed when you athed me!" (shifts in frustration)

[Urathomable]

Whenever I watch this, I want to play Dungeons and Dragons...

[Urathomable]

@Urathomable ... Let me see that sheet.

[tscotty32]

classic!! just pure greatness

[Shinjo1070]

Summoner was one of the first games for the PS2, and you got this movie at the end of the credits. The big guy in the kitchen was a boss and the whiny player was the main character, the DM was a backup guy, and the space guy ....idk....from some other THQ or Volition game. Wasnt too bad of a game, if u got a PS2 and like the action/adventure genre, spend the 5 bucks that its worth nowadays and enjoy lol. (Summoner 2 had some funny endings too)

[Urathomable]

@Shinjo1070 The "Elf with the brown tunic, grey hair and grey eyes" is a guard from Red Faction.

[gamelvr1]

@Shinjo1070 good synopsis other than the fact that summoner is a rpg not an action/adventure game

[DeathUziad]

I remember seeing this back when I played the game when I was like 6. I asked my dad "What does doing them mean?" and he was like "Uh.." was good times.

[dekude]

oh man, this is a classic...

[scifiguy2084]

ahhh...the memoreis of youth

[Docthewrench]

@scifiguy2084 Umm my youth was cruising and girls gaming was never thought of

[scifiguy2084]

Ahhh..the good old days

[DjSid213]

Totally Awesome!!!

[bottlecapbill19]

I rented sommoner one weekend... accadently fell asleep at the start menu and this started playing... woke me up after a while and was like "WTF mate?" Still cracks me up to this day.

[bernie1476]

I... I'm attacking the darkness. LoL.  Ahhhh D&D.. Satan's game :))

[yeahcanada85]

WHERE ARE THE CHEETOS?!

[TheImperialNinjA]

RIP

[kidcanada496]

I...I...I attack the darkness!

[CONKER17]

I WANNA CAST A SPELL! D: