Fry & Laurie - Mr. Burmie

[fruitylightbulb]

"tommytoe tommytoe"

"Tomato"

"tommytoe tommytoe"

"DONT say it again"

[DeadHerrings]

Clover = Bill Bailey if I'm not mistaken..

[bububububak]

@DeadHerrings is he? no... i'm afraid you ARE mistaken...

[DeadHerrings]

@bububububak Sounds an awful lot like him, if not.. However, you're probably right. :)

[jony1710]

wait wait wait wait... that's Stephen Fry and Hue Laurie... where have i been all my life?

[LeoAutodidact]

Oh, if only!

[HulloKat]

And of course he's got a ginger wig on :p

[PlunderingDesire1]

32 people will be getting a visit from the smack fairy.

[whale0melette]

Dachshund owners are EXACTLY like this, i have a dachshund, and 80% of dach owners are utterly fucking mental and obsessed with their doxies

[mia42235]

Cancey-wancey?

[CaroThePharaoh]

A) This is really hilarious. B) That awkward moment when Antiques Roadshow is on Monday.. at the same time as House. C) Hugh Laurie is REALLY, REALLY hot.

[Joe88877788]

"Yes, he can't speak, actually"

[grazusrytas]

he's sexy here ;P

[Digginjim]

Hugh is great in this

[recklessroges]

oooooh so worth it.

[LadyRose1985]

"Don't say it again."

Hugh delivers this line perfectly.

[randomchild81]

When he says cancey-wancey, I actually spat my drink out. :')

[ShinigamiRae]

thats house in the making right there

[snoopsnout]

Yes, he can't speak actually.

[MultiPring]

"Tommy Toe" FTW! A British man sensing when the word "tomato" is mispronounced by a fellow British FTW! "Cancy wancy" FTW!

[yankeeangel26]

The first time I watched this, I was NOT expecting the dog to talk at the end. Needless to say I pretty much lost it when that happened.

[nilssonmosis]

tummietoes toasties ^^

[Adrianatron]

Is that House?



[Keinlicht]

@Adrianatron Hugh Laurie.

[Adrianatron]

@Keinlicht Sorry that is the only show I know him from, Can't know everything. That is why I ask questions (:

[iamXSTEALTHZX]

0:50 ahahaah

[MissGrapeNehi]

Thumbs up if you just KNEW Stephen was going to say "Cancy-wancy".

[lindseywashere1010]

LMFAAOOOOOO

[HjallisY2k]

cancy wancy heheheh

[madeasjo]

this is one of the best scenes the made :D love it

[TheLegoFan1]

LOL love Hugh's annoyed faces, just cracks me up!

[MegaChocolateRaisin]

Tommy-toe! I nearly suffocated when he kept saying that! 

[silentxinsanityy]

Ah I can always count on Hugh (and Steven) to cheer me up whenever I need it! Loooove Hugh <3

[KryzMasta]

I could have sworn Stephen was playing a female.

[ResistanceofLove]

I love you Stephen Fry

[TheMagicSax]

Stephen Fry as a redhead is my love.

[Spryfus]

Imagine this video with American accents, it just wouldn't be funny.

[fleuve0styx]

@Spryfus If this were in American accents, it'd be like House with a pet going to the vet! XD lol.

[21h040349160]

"Smack Fairy" and "cancy-wansy" are definitely the funniest things ever

[misamoomin]

Tomato! 

[sophieoyo]

Am I the only one who thinks that the man in the background on the left of Stephen at 1:09 looks like Alf Stewart from Home & Away ? >_<"

[TsaladsSeggs]

This. Is. Brilliant.

[Bobsunckle1]

I love how their sketches just start to look like they've got nowhere left to go right up to the last second :)

[fosterroberts]

As an American, I want to correct Hugh Laurie with our pronunciation of "tomato".

As a fan of these two, I just punched myself in the nuts for wanting to correct Hugh Laurie.

[Applemask]

I'VE BROUGHT HIM HERE TO BE KILLED

[DemonLogos]

Englishman get high off walks in the park and drinking tea :D

[IIAOPSW]

they need to make a mock commercial out of this featuring "the worlds most insufferable man"

"I don't always drinky winky, but when I do, I drink Dosy Equiwee"

[demonwings1031]

How on earth Hugh and Stephen can do this sketch without laughing is something I will never understand.

[nickthegreek92]

Is it just me or does Clover kind of sound like Bill Bailey

[Trekkie1237]

I'm pretty sure that 32 people's little heart was made to stoppy-wop-wop, and they went killy chum-chums, and then there coldy woldy body wody was placed in the groundy wound.

[spannershooblah]

Fry & Laurie <3

[DobbyKing1]

didn't Stephen once say on QI about hearing an animal handler woman use the 'smack fairy' threat on a film set?

[imasinnerimasaint]

Oh I feel for Hugh's character...

[rvic11]

This really is great, intellectual comedy . Love it!

[D3ltra]

HOW did Stephen Fry do this without laughing?

[Ayleesha]

@D3ltra A LOT of frigging takes, LMAO.

[TheAuntieBa]

Hysterical! Er, hister-er-er-icky-icky.

[MrAudiovideodisco]

Dear god...Stephen Fry has transformed into my grandmother.

[MultiFuckballs]

@MrAudiovideodisco Your grandmother is Sharon Osbourne?

[videowizdude]

32 ppl have cancy-wancy

[maxinebendix]

"stoppy wop-wop"

[sanar1s]

"cancer in the liver?" - "cancy-vancy!'

[marije123456]

@sanar1s i never laugh out loud when im on my one but that made me laugh so hard

[MrMellany]

This was quite interesting!! get it QI!!!! hahaha I love myself,, and I love stephen fry diddly eye!!

[cbotsis1]

cancy-wancy

put to deathies

killy-chum chums

haha

[xXxskayaxXx]

vettyloos!

[YellAtTheSky27]

Gah, I love Hugh Laurie!!

[MrJoelguitar]

omg i breathe

[mrbelvedere1632]

U dirty

[naruto1188]

31 pussies

[KetOoKa889]

Does anyone else think "Smack Fairy" would be a great title for a cross-dressing drug dealer?

[Exarian]

@KetOoKa889 ... eddie izzard!?

[KetOoKa889]

@Exarian what?

[Exarian]

@KetOoKa889 that was the first thing to pop into my head when you said cross dressing drug dealer.

[KetOoKa889]

@Exarian Sorry, I'm so silly, I forgot he was sometimes a tranny lol.

[KetOoKa889]

When he said cancy-wancy i laughed so hard my heart nearly stoppy wop wopped

[EKS511]

There's an episode of House in which a cat can supposedly predict when someone will die. As I was watching it this sketch popped into my head and I thought, "Mr Burmie can predict deathy-weth? That woman's heart's going to stoppy-wop-wop?"

[TheYorkMan]

Testicles?!?!?!

Bollocks more like!!

[fourplusseven]

Stephen Moore!

[AeonLibertas]

Hugh's char isn't "like House" here, it is just plain human. Tell me a single person who wouldn't want to straightly murder this guy after 5 minutes ...

[pursehappygal]

Love the dachshund.He looks so unimpressed!

[TheEnemyIsIgnorance]

Hugh's character is probably more like House here than on any other Fry & Laurie sketch. BTW, I wanna hear House say "cancy wancy"

[GrandOldPete]

It's freaky. I've always had dachsies (smooth-haired) and even like watching antiques roadshow.

[quimsolls1]

I had a moggy woggy called baby waby (true story). 

[hendrickx88]

this dude makes ned flanders look like a man who gets drunk and beats his wife

[ACarnegie93]

@hendrickx88

Ned's wife is dead...

[FrankHoboMaster]

@hendrickx88 Oaklae Doodly oh

[AlicelnWonderIand]

@hendrickx88 Stephen Fry? :)

[nkotb1969]

cancy wancey? :) lmao!

this is TOO funny! :D

[chickenpun]

stephen fry has never been quite so gay as in this sketch. :D

[muxu89]

it's so funny the dog is named clover, my name is clover too

and hugh laurie is bloody sexy in this sketch

[koratvinnie]

I've got to admit I've used the phrases "muggles of tea" and "smack fairy" ever since this sketch was originally aired.

[FlippinBooks]

Thumbs up if you just KNEW he was going to say "cancy-wancy".

[qwuvf]

The guy would be perfect with Madeline Bassett

[CaptMARNEY]

@qwuvf Probably thinks the stars are God's daisy chain and all that, what!

[pepperonik]

I'd like a visit from the smack fairy. ;)

[thenamedone1]

only fry and laurie can make cancer funny lol

[MrPmj1979]

Hugh Laurie shows us how Dr. House was born. In this sketch.

[geico1212]

your little heart is going to be put to stoppy wop wop

[TwiddelyMan]

i like how hugh is only slightly surprised, like he may have been thinking that same thing

[werfox666]

ahh hugh so cool and sexy in the sketch!!!

[peterabbid]

accurate representation.

they are amazing.

[soundslave]

Everyone knows a person like this.

[McCormick92]

Tommy toe. What? Tommy toe. ToMAHto. That's what I said Tommy toe Tommy toe. Don't say it again. Hahaha!

[DelusionalDreamers]

I saw the cancy wancy comin xD

[DelusionalDreamers]

I saw the cancy wancy comin xD

[MuahahahaFActory]

"What's the matter with Mr. Burmie?" "I've brought him in to be killed." .....

"Scusie??" LOL!

[t0mom]

KITTYPUSS!

[constenebricus]

@t0mom Yeah, u know, it's like an octopus, except it's a kitty.

[joshaf26]

This reminds me SO MUCH of the House episode with the black cat. I really want Stephen on House!

[apban]

this is house stephen should appear on house, they should just do this sketch

[CrazyYaoier]

Oh My... Oh My! Why is he constantly licking his lips? It kinda turns on...

[CaptainRiterraSmith]

31 people can expect a visit from the Smack Fairy. (couldn't resist, believe me I tried)

[SeptimusKincaid]

@CaptainRiterraSmith

the smack fairy sounds like some particularly effeminate drug dealer

[CaptainRiterraSmith]

@SeptimusKincaid Holy crap I was thinking the same thing! :D

[viridismonasteriense]

brilliant

[blaizevincent]

@thelleht Series C , Episode 9 ... He tells a story about an Animal Handler its very funny! its about halfway through.

[blaizevincent]

The Smack Fairy!! i remember that story from Qi ws hilarious!

[LittleNinja55]

Ah the smack fairy. My brother and I got lots of visits from that when I was a kid XD

[RandomNinjaOfEvil]

Genius at the end. I'm totally on Laurie's side.

[headlikeanorange]

I'm sure Karl Pikington would be glad to spend 5000 pounds to replace the cat's liver.

[toober529]

@tonedrunk it sounds alot like the accent Jane Leeves gave Daphne on "Frasier"

[Pinky39559]

This is Greg House as a young man , but with a British accent . This clip also reminded me , in some ways , of Fry's recent lecture on changes in how we view the english language ,.

[maricimo]

1. Laurie reminds me of House in this. He was made for that part. He really was.

2. He looks AMAZINGLY sexy in this.

[FlumblesMum]

Who the fuck clicks 'dislike' on Fry and Laurie sketch?

[quasarsphere]

@FlumblesMum

Bloody philistines!

[rigstula]

@FlumblesMum The 29 people who disliked this video know they can expect a visit from the smack fairy!

[itnt445]

"Are they going to make your heart stoppy-wop wop? Are they going to go killy-chumchums?"

[barSLS]

"I've brought him in to be killed." ROFL

[MaryTC]

to me is all about the kitty-puss and the smack fairy...

[gianlu64]

I am italian so I can't say that, does he have a particular accent from somewhere in england? or is it just an idiot acent ? :)

[MaryTC]

@gianlu64 idiot accent... :)

[tonedrunk]

@gianlu64 it's a generic south-east england accent, not that far from his own.

[slut4berniesanders]

I would NOT have been able to keep a straight face. I would have totally lost it right around "tommy-toe."

[soveryordinary]

This is just fantastic! xD

[PauliUshuaia]

It's great!!! 

[igottowatch]

..Is it wrong to be jealous of that dog?.. ;D

[kyoshintama]

"I'd like to have this man put down plz" ROFL xDD

[geico1212]

@kyoshintama ruff ruffl rofl

[EmsterKaster2525]

That's pretty much exactly what it's like when you go to the vet with your pet.

[TheComedyGeek]

@exoticarfan Darling, you have no idea. But that's beside the point. :P

[Noisegator]

It's great to see Laurie do the straight man for a change.

[ashburnhouse]

Favorite part: "I love that program [antiques road show] don't you," as Stephen stares into bottomless insanity.

[radiofan6872]

Master Chef is just coming to American television, and every time I see an ad for it, I can't help but think "Master Chef with Lloydy" in that twee voice.

[KatarinaLehotska]

She can expect a visit from smack fairy.

LOL! Love Stephen!

[KatarinaLehotska]

She can expect visit from a smack fairy.

LOL! Love Stephen!

[SamLovesFriemds]

"tommy-to. tommy-to. tommy-"

"don't say it again!"

god I love hugh!

[TheComedyGeek]

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh. speaking as a if not flaming then at least smoldering homosexual, I would just like to say STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT, oh god, STOP IT NOW, you're making us all seem like nauseating over-friendly oozing pretentious twats with diarrhea of the brain and the mental age of a late morning mayfly.

Yes, I know, that's the sort of person they are making fun of, but they are too good at it and that was intensely painful to watch.

[Gary190tube]

@TheComedyGeek I don't think he was portraying a homosexual, just an over-protected mommy's boy who probably lives with his mom and hasn't grown out of all that soppy baby-talk. I didn't see it as gay at all.

[sharonmary]

Cancy-Wancy!

[lilleahhere05]

My Gosh, Stephen is adorable in this LOL

Hello, Mr Burmie!

[LaSeuleEtoile]

Aww man. I wish they still did these sketches and whatnot.

Seriously. They are both AMAZING actors... *Sigh* :)

[sunside87]

To LaSeuleEtoile: Me too! I just love them! :) I laughed so much watching this one I almost passed out! Do you have a favourite sketch? The 'your name, sir' one makes me crack up everytime!

[TheYorkMan]

@sunside87 Kings-Lynn

[sunside87]

@TheYorkMan Oh, so you love that sketch too! :)

[Me110c]

cancy-wancy lol lost it at that point...

[jashmish]

Love this sketch!!! Stephen Fry IS creeeeeeepy. And Hugh's ignorance and annoyance is priceless.

[TheConciseStatement]

Over the course of all their sketches, who do you think plays the better bastard - Stephen Fry or Hugh Laurie?

[lilleahhere05]

@TheConciseStatement Hugh, Defo Hugh!

[TheConciseStatement]

@lilleahhere05

I dunno. There's something incredibly satisfying about watching Stephen Fry punch the living shit out of Hugh Laurie.

[Katanalikeskittens]

"Tommy-toe, tommy-toe, tommy-toe"

"DON'T say it again!"

XD So great.

[OutAtTheShow]

I swear, Stephen's character IS my aunt. Except she's allergic to the whole world and then some, so she wouldn't call her dog all that silly stuff. Other people's dogs, though....

[sunside87]

@OutAtTheShow Gosh! I knew there must be people like this! This sort of cutesy-wutesy voice sounds so familiar! :) I'll bet you can't talk to your aunt with a straight face now! lol

[IceMetalPunk]

If Hugh were playing House in this scene, someone would have a caney-waney up his assy-wassy.

-IMP ;) :)

[xman0789]

@IceMetalPunk lol



[jrenae75]

The look on Hugh's face when he says, "I've brought him in to be killed." Yeah, I'd hit that.

[saveoursandwich]

@jrenae75 Also when he said "tomato". I'd hit it hard.

[ciccipuccy]

tommytoe! ahahahahah! XD

I love Hugh's expression XD

[TheNinjaWallaby]

dont say it again

[Isteinier]

Cancy Wancy :D

[kaira1ceili]

Oh my God this is amazing and hilarious!!!!!!

[whiteplataeuCEO]

I think that the dog is voiced by Sean Lock.

[headphonic8]

TOMMYTOE!

And Laurie looks fuckin' hot, if I may say so.

[Random1321]

@headphonic8 He always does! *swoon*

[halopunk020]

"Whats wrong with Mr. Burmie?"

"I brought him in to be killed."

"..."

[ChannelUmptyThree]

I can relate SO much to how Hugh feels in this scene

I DESPISE forced, superfluous, extraneous, positivity