Jeremy Clarkson Meets the Neighbours - France Pt 2

[soolerman]

I have visited Paris once for three days and loved it. But seeing five car smashes in the first two days had me convinced that are all mad:-)

[littleenglish]

when I went to paris I didn't even notice how bad the traffic was lol. Maybe I'm desentitized....

[stefanvanderweele]

bwhaahah 'the hair-cuttists' ....



[ROCKSOLID19]

Driving in Paris is suicidal, just like that crazy Spiderman bloke in the beginning.

French people are not safe with anything self-propelled, let alone a screwdriver. The first steam driven device with wheels was a French invention and the thing had no brakes, and has crashed into a chicken shed or somat. The British invented brakes and suceeded.

[andruha11234]

people always complain that americans are slow drivers and can't use manual.. but id rather drive with a bunch of people who are slow then what I saw in this video..

[speedbmp]

"I'm nearly off..." XD

[yoyoyopop40]

"I don't like it."

"I don't care."

[TheSkipjack95]

My god, the people's accent is terrible. And I am French.

[kedharf1]

I drink coffee with my friends and sometimes orange juice ... HAHAHAHAH

[ghosterdude]

"hear cuttist's" LOL

[EdwardianMaiden]

'You need a make-over.' O.o ...

Nooooo!!! No way! Never!..

The amazing tousle went, then the bushy brows.. I don't wanna watch.

[EdwardianMaiden]

'You need a make-over.' 0.o

Nooooo!!!

[DdlyHeadshot]

For those who are confused, when he says he has Vertigo, that refers to a dizziness disorder, not the fear of heights...

[anthorisme]

Mon vieux haricot???:!:! hhaaahahahahahaaaaa

AAAh, only Jeremy Clarckson could say such a thing!! so funny!

[eXpdjmnm]

"I don't like.."

"I don't care! "

Jeremy does make some fucking great quotes!

[Yehbytheway]

I have a the exact pair of shoes myself a pair of merrel 45 degree..

I can understand why jeremy bought them they are great,run in them ,hike in them waterproof, snowproof, dead comfy .

Ugly thou.

[cranegaroo]

That "mistress" at 6:50 ish is unbelievably sexy for an old broad!

I think French women always have just the right body language (even if they're not always extremely beautiful)

Just sayin'

[sauvinblanc2007]

I'm so proud to be French, I love going around the roundabout at arc de triomphe =D

[kmk420stonerr]

this lady is killing clarkson lol

[jflexe99]

7:08 ....Stig on a scooter!!!

[flynn2008]

Did the mistress say men are like a hamster? 

[jgda9rs]

is that the same coat he wears until now?

[LordNelson87]

a triple denim disaster

[HarveyMushman85]

Clarkson makeover, that's going to be interesting... :D

[masticina]

Poor Jeremy!

[jamieagerholm]

if he only knew thats how james bond would look like throug pierce brosnan!!

[hantusunway]

Fox is right. Lots of dog crap in Paris. Unbelievable. Car drivers there are crazy as well. Old ladies driving old manual puntos tailgating you.

[jakamneziak]

jeremy clarkson, getting a make-over?? Now i have seen everything!

[bloodyunderdog]

That's a ridiculous hair-cut. I bet Jezza didn't like it.

[HGFFFGP]

what's the name of the song at 3:14??

[SC1337]

@HGFFFGP ''can can'' - fatboy slim, i believe it was in the movie the Moulin Rouge.

[HGFFFGP]

What's the name of the song, beginning at 3.14?

[DBerkwood]

What's the name of the song, beginning at 3.14?

[SC1337]

@DBerkwood ''can can'' - fatboy slim, i believe it was in the movie the Moulin Rouge.

[1bentley4ever]

Did I just catch a glimpse of a gold/champagne Lexus LS400 @ 3:39?

I wonder if this is a rare sight in France?

[1bentley4ever]

Is traffic in Paris today still as anarchic.

[Darkiller57]

Traffic in Paris is so bad even the French who live there hate it, and complain about it.

YES, IT IS THAT BAD !

p.s: I don't live in Paris, and I never will.Beautiful town to visit,the worst to live in. (just a personal opinion of mine)

[ladyYeniel]

3:13 that's a cool song. I wonder what it's called

[Toppiegear130194]

haha,jeremy lost his patience at the end

woman:i don't like...

jeremy:i dont care

[beany700]

helbow, that's strange.

[DerVagabundli]

perhaps he ment the hellbow^^

[drturfuyfrtyuf]

Look at how many of the French cars have huge dents in the side from crashes...

[StarsMarsRadio]

moby - porcelain from new york

soul sister is american

idk who does that can can song

fatboy slim is brittish.

[1bentley4ever]

@StarsMarsRadio Soul sister is actually Lady Marmalade. The original is by Labelle, but this version is by Christina Aguilera, Lil' Kim, Mýa, and Pink, and was done for the movie "Moulin Rouge!".

[StarsMarsRadio]

I don't care. It's Americans singing it.

[1bentley4ever]

@StarsMarsRadio Well this is an FYI, but yes the song is American.

[StarsMarsRadio]

@1bentley4ever ; D

[PALU3K]

LOL! jeremy, never ever go out with a chick (or in this case MILF) shopping! my personal advice ;)

[NottinghamForest22]

"well thats coz theres dog shit all over paris"

loll

[Jank143]

Clarkson is a brilliant man. I've driven in Paris and it was a complete nightmare. Never again in a million years. At times I thought my heart was going to give out. Fvck the french!

[HellwrathUK]

Watch you language you foul mouthed young man!

[babyjazz101]

@HellwrathUK lol

[GGSDavejones]

Thats where a tank comes in handy

[paranorma1palace]

i drove round and round the arc de triomphe cudnt get off it man ffs hes totally right

[jyjohn92]

1:12

I went to Paris and driving there and respecting the law at the same time is impossible

[FoxIceDaniels]

You have dirt on your shoes

thats beacuse you have dog shit all over paris.

lulz

[StarsMarsRadio]

lots of american music in this series

[ffeenixxx]

@StarsMarsRadio Mostly British i think!

[Rene09091971]

That was about time. Nice haircut Clarkson!

[atthepistol]

If anyone knows- when was this made?

[HellwrathUK]

2002ish I think, it's on IMDB, Google 'Jeremy Clarkson Meets The Neighbours' for more info.

[atthepistol]

Cheers, Chap.

[qqcoco]

why dont u fasten ur seat belt as well?

[abhimanyu5]

LOLZ where was the green car going?

hahahaha i thought you guys were more ogrganized than us indians lol : )

[errant3]

france is a bullshit. the proves is the roads and the woman talk about how to seduce.

[starterfx]

cool thanks!

[HellwrathUK]

Yeah, it's Moby - 'Porcelain' :)

[starterfx]

Does anyone know what the name of the song that starts at around :20 secs into this?