Mega64: Splinter Cell Ad "Knifeplay"

[necroslaya]

I kno I sound like a noob but did derek get fat or was already fat when they started these videos and then lost weight

[chazimo12]

Oh my god, Derek's double chin!

[Sethmyrrh]

I thought the house owner at the end was Shaun with some makeup on to look older. Shaun really looks like his dad.

[AlexCohen33]

Psychopath Derrick ftw

[MoultonProductions]

Woulda been funnier if he crashed through the window. xD

[MrPibbs11]

I stopped this video about 30 seconds in because I was hungry.

I came back with a poptart...

[ixphilsbury]

dude i so woulda grabbed a can of grape...

[StrikeXditt]

ooooo,i pity the one cleaning up all that mess._.

[redneckpunkmudder]

THIS AD drove me to want a poptart...

[steveharley0345]

Back when Derrick was fat x)

[Poodleinacan]

2:17 nightmare

[JMNFD1]

Nice newcastles there.

[JohnMorrowPenn]

how did he not cut himself to pieces

[mistman117]

Did anyone else use a knife the whole day after this?

[jacobbill]

Lookit all dat purple drank.

[snehesten]

@jacobbill sugar, water, purple

[mw2blackopsnext]

F u give me that costume i can do better moves and everything more than u and am just 16 ur 0% stealth and 0% sam fisher

[RandomAmericanGuy]

@mw2blackopsnext you realize this is a joke, right? It's not meant to be taken seriously.

[mw2blackopsnext]

@RandomAmericanGuy ik and roosterteeth all the way lmao

[stratisfire]

@mw2blackopsnext your America's next top dumbest piece of shit to ever walk on the face of the earth

[mw2blackopsnext]

@stratisfire your Americas's next top hater to ever walk on earth ^_^ u asshole.

[stratisfire]

@mw2blackopsnext im a hater on idiots :)

[mw2blackopsnext]

@stratisfire well i quess am a hater on assholes :)

[stratisfire]

@mw2blackopsnext so your a heter on yourself? lol cuz your a pretty dumb asshole if you ask me.

[mw2blackopsnext]

@stratisfire u know what ama just stop this here ama stop acting like a little kid talking trash and i hope u do the same thing

[Hecatonchrise]

@PhrozenTalksTV No thats a spoon....

[AlexLaserArm]

@Hecatonchrise obviously, you didnt get the reference.

[TheBlackwolf5011]

I have that knife...its pretty sharp

[Djchamploo132]

its so weird seeing derek in these old videos

[2WorldWar2]

u wrecked ur house for a 4 minute video?

[SuperOnline01]

You now splinter cell is not relly its just a game!

[Scorpiondesu]

My OCD is acting up.

[Bibleblox]

@PhrozenTalksTV But this is also a knife :D

[BigPimp14]

lmao he used to be fat

[samfisher956]

constipated 3:05

[ExtremeTurdball]

who gave derrick a fucking knife!

[foxmccould1]

@ExtremeTurdball i did >:D

[ExtremeTurdball]

@foxmccould1 WHAT HAVE YOU DONE YOU BASTARD :O

[zteven3000]

Sam, Ive never seen this side of you before...

[paulosbruzzi]

THIS is the Chaos Theory  ;]

[TubaraRetes]

Mega 64 should do ads for You Tube. Would be much better.

[ZIDBULA]

STORYTIME STEVE!!

[Breakfast221]

What a fucking mess... Whose house was this filmed in?

[SuperBlurBoy]

So... How much is the cost of the thing u destroyed

[southparkfanatic101]

@SuperBlurBoy Who cares?

[ray34iyf]

he's such a slob.. lol xD

[ToxicFizz]

i like the fact he ruined his house for the purpose if this video

[violenttj]

i knew he looked a lot like shawn, i guess he is his dad

[kayra97]

what a fLop at the end LOL

[Shadowglimt]

didn't yo momma teach u not te' play with de knifes?

[Theonegamefreak]

I hope that food didn't go to waste.

[hiimjenki2]

who else though he was going to smash through the glass at the end?

[reconman2345]

Wasn't this put into the special edition of Chaos Theory?

[yodcyodc]

haaaa its not even his house!!!

[DDDBrainiac]

This must've been a horrible skit to clean up.

[mega1tron2]

I'm surprised he didn't end up stabbing himself...

[ninjafan3388]

Total stoner...no arguement.



[HockeyToast]

That does look like shauns dad! LMAO 

[DaUziel]

Wow. Sam Fisher really let himself go after Sarah died.

[ChuckNorrisHatesRap]

@DaUziel Yea, to bad she didn't die.

[DaUziel]

@ChuckNorrisHatesRap Conviction was shit. Sarah is dead.

[MrDemoExpert]

@DaUziel just because you think that Conviction was shit doesn't mean that Sarahs dead.. it just means Conviction showed that she's still alive and that you have your own opinion. End of.

(Btw Conviction was awesome, just because you probably didn't have the Awesome Moves to play it doesn't mean that it's not a good game.)

[DaUziel]

@MrDemoExpert No, Conviction dumbed down the gameplay to appeal to boneheads like you. I did so miss being able to make headshots on hapless guards while hanging upside down from a pipe on the ceiling.

Or even doing my own aiming.

[MrDemoExpert]

@DaUziel are you generally retarded? you can hang upside down on a pipe and aim yourself.. infact there's never a time where you don't aim yourself. Unless you got your daddy to do it for you because it was too hard for you.

[DaUziel]

@MrDemoExpert Why don't you actually go play the game before defending it? The 'Mark and Execute' feature essentially took away all skill required to actually play. You'll find out about it once you're playing. Have fun with your half-assed game!

[MrDemoExpert]

@DaUziel I have played it and completed both campaigns

The mark and execute feature is OPTIONAL you don't have to use it. maybe your too thick to actually realise that?

[FunnyForceFive14]

@DaUziel She never died. ( GASP!) lol

[TheShinobiArtist]

That is the one and only way to open the creamy goodness of Pop-Tarts

[08betterthenyer08]

knives and household equipment - memories

[KMFCM]

he's knifin' around

[NecroKillerOfficial]

thats what splinter cell agents do went they dont have any missions

[FUZZYSNOWHAT]

SHAWN'S DAD FTW!

[edgeofanduril]

@FUZZYSNOWHAT dude shawns dad is fucking epic

[XSodacanX]

2:17 THAT SODA WAS HILARIOUS

[xbox644]

oh f*ck, Fisher has become a lazy pig

[Maddacheb]

elder shawn

[deathtothefoxes]

fuck cleaning that mess up

[JustShutUpAndSkate]

the door should have been closed when he did that at the end

[killmonty666]

FRUIT SALAD

[BedWetter321]

must've been a pain in the ass to clean up...

[Gerberbaby922]

That guy has lost alot of weight, its weird to see these old vids

[Flip263]

@Gerberbaby922 especially the older ones

[irish0king]

i think he relized that his table slide was so good he had to mess it up by falling

[FriendofTerror]

OOOO MOMS GONNA KILL YOUUUU

[WarpTenth]

Arm on the right at 1:51?

[Epson5000]

@WarpTenth

lmao 

[jeppewie1206]

damn, i could almost smell the start! EPIC

[assassingodx]

u shouldnt run with scissors but u should flail a knife around like crazy.

[mac0TAc0]

the guy at 3:36 looks alot like shaun.

[Samail666]

I think it's gonna have knives in it.

[frizzykid100]

Wow, somones mom or deasd is gonna be very upset when they get home... ohh.. nvm just saw the part where his dad walks in

[NightHawker258]

im not cleaning that up....lol

[Criticalcore]

lol nice salad their making

[BigRedBoys]

How do all that and make the time to fix it 

[jamesthebond3]

lolz

[Sabohaque]

It was just as dangerous with the clothes... maybe they used a fake one for that part

[monkeyuncle9]

did you see that chunky stuff in the bottle?

[MrHydroman42]

there should have been more stuff on the table he jumped over

[axoren1]

I don't understand. Who could possibly have that much disposable furniture?

[DJsharp707]

lol



[SNR462]

XD and what do you do with the fruit!?

[ShoStoppa55]

OH SNAP!!! WA WA WA WA WA WAAAAA

[HuzLerOn3]

mega64 group is this i found in facbook a type mega64

[minevittu23]

OMGROFLCOPTER XD

[yanos626]

is that shawn's dad?

[zioboby]

i can't choose what mega64 episode i like most because they're all awesome!

MEGA64 #1 channel on youtube

[dooshtoomun]

0:47

[iamhereforever]

@dooshtoomun uh whats with it?

[dooshtoomun]

@iamhereforever its hilarious how he screams lol =p

[iamhereforever]

@dooshtoomun o.O he doesnt scream there lol :P

[dooshtoomun]

@iamhereforever YEA I GOT IT WRONG LOL. I MEANT 2:47 =P EPICNESS RIGHT THERE =P=P=P=P

[dooshtoomun]

@iamhereforever sry didnt mean to do caps lol

[iamhereforever]

@dooshtoomun ah ok XD dont worry aobut that lol :Pi hate caps also

[ShyGuyJet]

Funny thing about this is that we would be calling it stupid if it wasn't Mega64

[trueluigi]

still one of my favorite Mega 64 Videos

[TheGreatArgument]

the painting lolol

[foxhound1016]

OMG on most vids a funny quote is the highest rated comment

[madameoverwatch]

I think Sam may need some therapy, he's finally snapped.

[jayhawkfilm]

Is that Shawn's dad? He looks just like him.

[tokyoundead338]

OH SNAP *table slide*

[Teengohan729]

wtf

[voodark]

... that was money ...

[linkassassin360]

I think sam let himself go O.o

[GamingWxM]

i wonder how many times he accidently stabed himself doing this....

[ForrestPresley]

i love this video

[maxamas2003]

Lol, he use to be chubby

[xnightreaperx]

how can they afford all that fruit/art/cushion-ware?!?!

[KirbyEatedYou]

Best video-game advertising line ever: "IT'S GONNA HAVE KNIVES IN IT."

[mylittleturd]

fuckin love this vid

[RYNO2511]

LOL was that a poptart?

[doritheshark]

I believe your parent weren't so happy when they got home. But you did everything you could! More...:D

[RYNO2511]

wtf, do you even know who mega64 is? that guy isnt a kid

[doritheshark]

@RYNO2511 I said the one in the video. You know I was joking. It seems to me that you are the only one who don't understand.

[RYNO2511]

@doritheshark well no i think you don't understand. he is obviously an adult why would he be living with his parents still?

[OFFTHEWALLSMIKEYL4D]

LMFAO!

[willdavidco]

This one was great, but there were a couple of film gaffs, and editing ones too...

[thegr33nbastard]

mega 64 makes commercials great!

[frostbytet17]

That dude was totally chill

[ilikecakealot]

1:07 AHAHAHAHA

[charlesparkour]

hahaha ya

[noogai132]

The sliding door should have been closed. >_> That would have been funny. xD

[charlesparkour]

hahaha ya

[shadowmare97]

Lol!

I love his "Just got caught" stance

[charlesparkour]

bahahaha

[TheTrakroCZ]

"OH SNAP!!" LOOOOOL

[Milika666]

Had to night vision the rapper LOL

[jorel658]

what are you doing in my house?

OH SNAP LMAO ^^; yes indeed

[jorel658]

LOL needs binoculars for rapper LMAO

[stealthstrudel]

night vision too lol

[jorel658]

yeah that too is included

[CyberSpectrumND]

No he just lost weight and got a lip ring

[thefury110]

either a kickass knife or just very weak fruit.

[SuperSpyKiller]

lol 3:25 is the best

[MaLdERaranjuez]

i wonder whose place was that, and who cleaned all that shit

[Florjan57]

i wonder who has to pay for all that shit lmao

[electricnorth]

get a SLAP CHOP!!!

[VZackyV1]

Rofl Apple Part xD!

[Dhashizhi]

That looked like the tall skinny guys dad at the end.

[tomatoesofdoom]

Lol that apple part was fucking dangerous, just fucking Chopin em near his fingers

[monkeyuncle9]

@tomatoesofdoom they probably had a profession doing that, since you didn't see the guys face

[eltercermillonario]

@tomatoesofdoom hey, he is sam fisher, he knows what hes doing ;-)

[dice288]

@tomatoesofdoom there trained professionals

[zimfan20]

oh snap

[dooshtoomun]

lol 2:47!!

[Enkei1989]

Crazy guy just wants to use his knife! .. lol

[alfe060606]

2:47 AAAAAAAAAAA xDDDD

[peteypie23]

OH SNAP!!!!!

[peteypie23]

i think he died

[OneRadRudeboy]

did he die?

[Sh0cKTr4uMa]

"wut r u doin in my house" 

"oh snap!!!" *jumps over table out window" lol

[amphibianTEEF]

LOL 1:37!!!