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  • i kiss you watever you be with black lips or not,with black teeth i kiss you too

  • You're adorable with a mustache lol

  • haha kandee

  • 2:15 I dissent!

  • I would totally say, "I have herpes!" lol

    I don't know if this works or not, but maybe eating something with garlic or onions before midnight so that your bad breath drives them away. That might not work if the man is sooo drunk he doesn't care, but it might!

  • yeah, black lipstick is hot. wouldn't turn me away.

  • DON'T KISS ME I HAVE HERPES.

  • Just so you know, i would want to kiss you even more with the black lipstick ^^

    But then again i wouldn't be a creep and kiss anyone i don't really know :/

  • i'd kiss u using the tongue from my pants

  • "hehehhe you want a kiss? alriiiight :D :D :D" ur so funny!!!!!!!!

  • 2:30.

  • Haha my favorite was:

    "... I have herpes..."

  • ha you're so adorable.

  • haha thats the same finger tash i have...

    think your awesome

    hope you have a fabulour day xxx

  • hahaha your so funny :)

  • Do they rape children?(JOKE JOKE NO TROLLING JOKE JOKE NO FLAMING)

  • this made my day.

  • ur hott kiss me or call me 12246883644

  • @pat7man you do know that everyone else can see your # right ?

    but thats nun of my business (:

  • even if her lipstick was as bright as the sun i would attack that mouth and slip in some tongue

  • Your Pretty Lol.

    

  • @forever21gal123 WTF report her

  • @fattynatty1000 Haha naww:)

  • Lol my friends younger brother has a crush on me (he's a freshmen so this year he is taking health class) and I told him "don't kiss me you'll get mouth warts!" (Don't know what inspired me, but somehow I turned mouth warts into a very contagious very scary kissing disease.....)

  • You're so funny Kandee! I Love It!!! :D

  • i think ilove you more. this was hilarious.

  • there should be prosthetic stickers that look like herpes.

  • id kiss the black lipstick one or the red lipstick one

  • One way is you could dress like a tranny and say chur a man in disguise xD

  • "YAY!!!!!!" haha luv tht :)

  • Youre Funny!

  • Could you do a look for blue eyes?

  • lolz@ dont kiss me i have herpies

  • lolololol too funny XD

  • @forever21gal123 think you need to report her lol x

  • "Don't kiss me I have herpes!" i loled at that! You always make me laugh kandee x

  • @forever21gal123 Well, that's certainly a new one.....

  • @tiggernerd Yeah...she's kinda odd...

  • Ok so I was at a party and my friend loves to drink but he drunk to much that night so he wasn't really sure what he was doing. When the clock struck 12 everyone was so excited and my friend just turned around and kissed me. It was espically weird b/c he is like my brother. I hope that never happens to anyone else.

  • Haha, this is probably my favourite of your videos, I literally lol'd. :P

  • What my older cousin did one year was she brought a piece of ducttape with her and made me take one too (incase she needed another) and a guy tried to kiss her so she just slapped the tape onto his mouth and walked away it was hilarious, that is my favorite trick ever you should try it...

  • can you do outfit of the days?! i love this style right here

  • LMAO

  • dont want to get kissed by random people i dont know!! XDXD I could imagine that:

    you standing watching the fireworks, and a random hobo comes up and says.. "So..at 12:01, am i gonna kiss you or are you gonna kiss me?"

  • hahahahahaha!

  • Did the black stain your teeth????

  • This is the classic example of a cock blocker in action. God forbid some fella wants a kiss from a girl. OH my there is worse things that a guy could do to a woman.

  • @lonnyonline Sorry, but there ARE some decent girls out there who don't want to have any kissing or 'worse things' done to them at all by anyone they don't know, or anyone they do know for that matter... and I'll leave it there and spare the bedroom scene. Just because you're disappointed everyone in America isn't a slut doesn't mean you couldn't find one, I'm sure.

  • @Nezumi777 So if a girl kisses a guy she is a slut? I don't get the connection. I just don't see why other women have to make choices for their friends. If the girl likes a man what right does it give her friend to stop them? I would never kiss a girl that didn't want me to. Sexual hassment/rape you name it there is a charge for it. I just feel if a woman and a man concent to each other who's right is it to put their nose in someone elses business. By the way I am all for a decent girl.

  • @lonnyonline Agreed. 

  • hahahahaha so funnyyyy xD

  • you're my favorite guru on youtube :) hahahh

  • "don't kiss me i have herpes"

  • This made me laugh ! :D

  • Kandee, you have made my day!

  • You are frikin hilarious.

    Dont kiss me, I have herpes.

    Me and my friend just say that to our guy friends now.

  • I love this!!!!!!!!!!!

    It made my day.

  • people do that?

  • the blk/red lipstick thing is true cuz it can get messy and guys know the color will get all over them...any bright color will do the trick

  • r0ck3t is a dumbass <3 u kandeee!!!!!!!!

  • lmao yur soo funny :D yur the best 

  • @r0ck3t she actually has kids and is expecting another one soon...

  • @r0ck3t she has like four kids smartie

  • Lmfao

  • Haha your funny(:

  • i hav herpies LOLZ

  • So funny i hav herpies LOLZ

  • ahahaha you are hilarious!

  • ahha don't kiss me I have herpies

  • write a book kandee!!!! you are like epic the role model

  • hahahahaha this video made my life.

  • Hah I just realized I am on my cousin's profile, hah sorry david!

  • I wear black lipstick all the time and I assure you I'm very kissable ;)

  • :O! where did u get that jacket!? i love it.

  • I HOPE THIS YEAR MY CRUSH KISSES ME OR ASKS ME OUT OR SOMETHING!!!! :) <3

  • Hilarious!

  • i love the last tip hahaha "dont kiss me i have herpies" lmfao

  • I'm wearing the red lipstick that you did a video on today to next new years! It's cute and I won't be bothered!

  • My worse ''get kissed on new years' was that a big big BIG drunk guy chased me half an hour and after that he pulled me close to hisself and tried to kiss me even when I was covering my mouth with both of my hands... damn... then with some help they took the man off of me and after that (like it wasn't enough) my ex boyfriend wanted to kiss me. BUT I DIDNT WANT TO!! And he was like.. I WONT LET YOU GO UNTILL YOU KISSED ME! ugh.. desperate people.. but at the end I kissed the one I realy love

  • @SKAxISxNOTxDEAD Hell no... She is actually SO kind. I met her- I would know, lol!

  • Should just eat stuff with garlic and onions!

  • OMG you even look great in black lipstick!!!

  • @breier777 Doesnt she?!

  • LMFAO!! awesome

  • drunk*

  • "they kiss a lot of people in that one minute!" lmao i loved how u described the frunk guys roaming the streets :)

    and love ur videos

  • dont kiss me i have herpes! XD

  • hahaah your so funny i love you kandee

  • i love all the maturity down there.

    anyway, your so funny :)

  • you are beautiful kandee

  • @echohawk70 Damn haters. What's wrong with you? Member of the Kandee army here- You should get a life and spread love and joy around the world- not your stupid hating. Hey, good job trying to ruin someone else's day. You're REALLY awsome for that. I hope you feel good about that :P Have a nice day, stupid hater!

  • @echohawk70 get off this page then .

  • @echohawk70 F.U.=)

    i looooveee youuuu kandeeee

  • haha ! you're soo hilarious and i love you kandee ! stay true and be you always kandee ! and keep on posting videos coz you dont know how many people is taking you as their inspiration :)

  • @ishachulie505 OMG. @echohawk70 is a real asshole. Ignore him! You are loved to bits and pieces by Kandee and us all!!! Have an AWSOME day!

  • hahaha!!! too funny but soooooo true :)

  • @echohawk70 if you dont like what ya see dont watch the videos simple as and its just childish to leave a comment like that so just grow up or shut up :)

  • haha lol i love your accent!!

  • Well, actually the black lipstick around 2:11 makes you even prettier in my opinion and for me it's quite the contrary. It would attract me XD

  • lol the mostache

  • UR SOO FUNNY

  • don't kiss me, i have herpes XD

  • wow i love that, don't kiss me i have herpes, XD

  • 2:19 bs

  • RE: That mustache....That is still a damn pretty man. I would probably still go in for a kiss.

    I had no idea this was such a problem for people ( I usually just go out to a friends). Maybe I should start hiring myself out as a kiss body guard to knock away any unwanted kisses.

  • yuu have a tatt on the inside of yuu'r finger?

  • lol

  • Great tips

  • lao kandee u r halarious i luv u! xD

    and u luk xtra pretty in this video 0.o xD

  • 'I look like a total man now' X-D

    Kandee you are awesome! And you look great with a mo! hehe.

  • lmao u crack me up sooooooooooooo much cheer up my day makes me wanna b all silly xxxx

  • Get a whistle! I have one :)

  • BAHAHAHAHA i love you.

  • lmbo...DONT KISS ME I HAVE HERPES

  • LoL the blackout teeth & the mustache were my favorite.

  • i love you kandee!!!!! so true! and definitely the funniest thing i've ever seen. kudos! pretty and funny. woohoo! :D

  • That teeth thing was so funny :D

  • dno why but the only time i wanted to kiss u was when u wore that black lipstick!! :P keep it up girl.

  • Hmm, interesting. Didn't realize there was so many nasty, drunk guys out there, ruining new years so the girls feel they need to cover there face. Well I'm a nice guy. I never had a girl put their hand over their mouth, or break out the bandana, or say "I have herpes, don't kiss me". Lol.

  • LOVE THIS VIDEO!! it makes me lol every time

  • Oh my gosh, Kandee. You're adorable! :D Looove the vid!

  • gross men or women...

    i think next year i'm going to get a mask!

  • LOL FUNNY

  • Yeah, you're way off base on guys not wanting to kiss a girl with black lipstick on. I love black lipstick on a girl. Not that I go around kissing random women I dont know.

  • humans transfer more germs from a handshake then a kiss

  • The only reason for that is that humans shake or touch hands a lot more often than they kiss. Germ-wise, the human mouth is actually one of the dirtiest if not THE dirtiest parts of the body.

  • LOL

  • LOOL Great vid! :D

  • LOLLLLLLL. :]

  • aahahahahahaha!! i almost peed my pants watching this video!!

  • kandee i love you! you make me so happy haha

  • p.s. you could run around with green lipstick or herpes and men would still want to kiss you ha

  • hahahah oooh my god :D

    this is why we all love Kandee :)))

  • This brought the LOLS

    :P

  • with only, no teeth in the front.

    you're hilarious!

  • love u you are the best

  • hahah this is soooo funny

  • This is very funny.. keep up the good work.

  • can i kiss you???:(

  • wow love your watch! does anyone know were i can get one like that?

  • hehehehhehehehe

  • funny :p

  • lmao this actually made me laugh

  • lol you silly!

  • Lol how about 'don't go clubbing'; so many drunk guys on the prowl there. :(

  • LOVE THIS!!! lol

  • Oh Kandee!!! That was awesome! I love how you lisped a bit with the blacked out teeth!! So cute and funny! Made me laugh outloud ! Thank you for being you.

  • where i live we dont get kissed on new years by random people...or maybe its cos im never outside at the holidays

  • If you love Kandee, READ her blog, she gets even more personal with her life, and offers inspirational words everyday. She posted the link to her blog on the side bar.

  • The Blacked Out Teeth Looked Hilariousz ! :) Lovee Youu Kandeeeeeee :) x

  • Oh god are you fucking JOKING?

    when you had the black lipstick on you looked so elegant in a dark kind of way.

  • I love how much trouble you have talking xD I have the same problem

  • you are the best!!! go Kandeee!!! =)

  • are you wearing gray contacts?

  • lol

  • LOL.. my waiter on new years made out with me...the awkwardest part was when i had to leave him a tip for the drinks haha

  • you are hot!

  • OMG that was hilarious!