I don't know if this works or not, but maybe eating something with garlic or onions before midnight so that your bad breath drives them away. That might not work if the man is sooo drunk he doesn't care, but it might!
Lol my friends younger brother has a crush on me (he's a freshmen so this year he is taking health class) and I told him "don't kiss me you'll get mouth warts!" (Don't know what inspired me, but somehow I turned mouth warts into a very contagious very scary kissing disease.....)
I was with my principal on New Years, and Im a girl. I was at her house and she turned around and randomly kissed me. I was like get off you freak! She is 40 and I'm 12.... She was highly drunk!
Ok so I was at a party and my friend loves to drink but he drunk to much that night so he wasn't really sure what he was doing. When the clock struck 12 everyone was so excited and my friend just turned around and kissed me. It was espically weird b/c he is like my brother. I hope that never happens to anyone else.
What my older cousin did one year was she brought a piece of ducttape with her and made me take one too (incase she needed another) and a guy tried to kiss her so she just slapped the tape onto his mouth and walked away it was hilarious, that is my favorite trick ever you should try it...
This is the classic example of a cock blocker in action. God forbid some fella wants a kiss from a girl. OH my there is worse things that a guy could do to a woman.
@lonnyonline Sorry, but there ARE some decent girls out there who don't want to have any kissing or 'worse things' done to them at all by anyone they don't know, or anyone they do know for that matter... and I'll leave it there and spare the bedroom scene. Just because you're disappointed everyone in America isn't a slut doesn't mean you couldn't find one, I'm sure.
@Nezumi777 So if a girl kisses a guy she is a slut? I don't get the connection. I just don't see why other women have to make choices for their friends. If the girl likes a man what right does it give her friend to stop them? I would never kiss a girl that didn't want me to. Sexual hassment/rape you name it there is a charge for it. I just feel if a woman and a man concent to each other who's right is it to put their nose in someone elses business. By the way I am all for a decent girl.
dont make a video base upon one of your experienses...you act like kid aswell..who would want to kiss you anyways.....probably a virgin too....but i get your point though..just hit them in the nuts..that would defenetly sent the message
My worse ''get kissed on new years' was that a big big BIG drunk guy chased me half an hour and after that he pulled me close to hisself and tried to kiss me even when I was covering my mouth with both of my hands... damn... then with some help they took the man off of me and after that (like it wasn't enough) my ex boyfriend wanted to kiss me. BUT I DIDNT WANT TO!! And he was like.. I WONT LET YOU GO UNTILL YOU KISSED ME! ugh.. desperate people.. but at the end I kissed the one I realy love
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Hahahahaha! Ishachulie505, you are fucking FUNNY! You call this inspiring? This is the kinda stuff that has ruined a whole country. You're all fucked to shit. hahaha!
@echohawk70 Damn haters. What's wrong with you? Member of the Kandee army here- You should get a life and spread love and joy around the world- not your stupid hating. Hey, good job trying to ruin someone else's day. You're REALLY awsome for that. I hope you feel good about that :P Have a nice day, stupid hater!
haha ! you're soo hilarious and i love you kandee ! stay true and be you always kandee ! and keep on posting videos coz you dont know how many people is taking you as their inspiration :)
@echohawk70 if you dont like what ya see dont watch the videos simple as and its just childish to leave a comment like that so just grow up or shut up :)
RE: That mustache....That is still a damn pretty man. I would probably still go in for a kiss.
I had no idea this was such a problem for people ( I usually just go out to a friends). Maybe I should start hiring myself out as a kiss body guard to knock away any unwanted kisses.
Hmm, interesting. Didn't realize there was so many nasty, drunk guys out there, ruining new years so the girls feel they need to cover there face. Well I'm a nice guy. I never had a girl put their hand over their mouth, or break out the bandana, or say "I have herpes, don't kiss me". Lol.
Yeah, you're way off base on guys not wanting to kiss a girl with black lipstick on. I love black lipstick on a girl. Not that I go around kissing random women I dont know.
The only reason for that is that humans shake or touch hands a lot more often than they kiss. Germ-wise, the human mouth is actually one of the dirtiest if not THE dirtiest parts of the body.
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Oh Kandee!!! That was awesome! I love how you lisped a bit with the blacked out teeth!! So cute and funny! Made me laugh outloud ! Thank you for being you.
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i kiss you watever you be with black lips or not,with black teeth i kiss you too
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HerpesLTR01 1 week ago
You're adorable with a mustache lol
fineantight 2 weeks ago
haha kandee
MyMiley77 3 weeks ago
2:15 I dissent!
mrhenky42 1 month ago
I would totally say, "I have herpes!" lol
I don't know if this works or not, but maybe eating something with garlic or onions before midnight so that your bad breath drives them away. That might not work if the man is sooo drunk he doesn't care, but it might!
tulipbaby53 1 month ago
yeah, black lipstick is hot. wouldn't turn me away.
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DON'T KISS ME I HAVE HERPES.
ReasonableBeaver7 3 months ago
Just so you know, i would want to kiss you even more with the black lipstick ^^
But then again i wouldn't be a creep and kiss anyone i don't really know :/
mrhenky42 4 months ago
i'd kiss u using the tongue from my pants
flavius22 4 months ago
"hehehhe you want a kiss? alriiiight :D :D :D" ur so funny!!!!!!!!
BubbleTeaGirrl 8 months ago
2:30.
chrisawash 8 months ago
Haha my favorite was:
"... I have herpes..."
dance4evr24 8 months ago
ha you're so adorable.
ChlorineHeart 8 months ago
haha thats the same finger tash i have...
think your awesome
hope you have a fabulour day xxx
werpahsatan 9 months ago
hahaha your so funny :)
restlessdreamer10 10 months ago
Do they rape children?(JOKE JOKE NO TROLLING JOKE JOKE NO FLAMING)
ninetailedfox03 10 months ago
this made my day.
kittycatcatherine 10 months ago
ur hott kiss me or call me 12246883644
pat7man 10 months ago
@pat7man you do know that everyone else can see your # right ?
but thats nun of my business (:
weeyy1 10 months ago
even if her lipstick was as bright as the sun i would attack that mouth and slip in some tongue
lLambsie 10 months ago
Your Pretty Lol.
Kingmerkd 10 months ago
@forever21gal123 WTF report her
fattynatty1000 10 months ago
@fattynatty1000 Haha naww:)
forever21gal123 8 months ago
Lol my friends younger brother has a crush on me (he's a freshmen so this year he is taking health class) and I told him "don't kiss me you'll get mouth warts!" (Don't know what inspired me, but somehow I turned mouth warts into a very contagious very scary kissing disease.....)
TheShelbiNicole 10 months ago
You're so funny Kandee! I Love It!!! :D
peacelovebeatles 10 months ago 2
i think ilove you more. this was hilarious.
mommytotwoboyzz 11 months ago
there should be prosthetic stickers that look like herpes.
kittygobark1 11 months ago
id kiss the black lipstick one or the red lipstick one
quique7017 11 months ago
One way is you could dress like a tranny and say chur a man in disguise xD
JigsawMaster2192 11 months ago
"YAY!!!!!!" haha luv tht :)
gymnasttwistashley13 1 year ago
Youre Funny!
lovinit9920 1 year ago
Could you do a look for blue eyes?
lilmissveggie 1 year ago
lolz@ dont kiss me i have herpies
MsMakeupfreak1 1 year ago
lolololol too funny XD
thinkpad67 1 year ago
@forever21gal123 think you need to report her lol x
seccles95 1 year ago
"Don't kiss me I have herpes!" i loled at that! You always make me laugh kandee x
tizwiz123 1 year ago
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I was with my principal on New Years, and Im a girl. I was at her house and she turned around and randomly kissed me. I was like get off you freak! She is 40 and I'm 12.... She was highly drunk!
forever21gal123 1 year ago
@forever21gal123 Well, that's certainly a new one.....
tiggernerd 9 months ago
@tiggernerd Yeah...she's kinda odd...
forever21gal123 8 months ago
Ok so I was at a party and my friend loves to drink but he drunk to much that night so he wasn't really sure what he was doing. When the clock struck 12 everyone was so excited and my friend just turned around and kissed me. It was espically weird b/c he is like my brother. I hope that never happens to anyone else.
Joannaf7 1 year ago
Haha, this is probably my favourite of your videos, I literally lol'd. :P
tunabanana1 1 year ago
What my older cousin did one year was she brought a piece of ducttape with her and made me take one too (incase she needed another) and a guy tried to kiss her so she just slapped the tape onto his mouth and walked away it was hilarious, that is my favorite trick ever you should try it...
oogaboogabiggading1 1 year ago 70
can you do outfit of the days?! i love this style right here
thisgirlyljenn 1 year ago
LMAO
mandy45094509 1 year ago
dont want to get kissed by random people i dont know!! XDXD I could imagine that:
you standing watching the fireworks, and a random hobo comes up and says.. "So..at 12:01, am i gonna kiss you or are you gonna kiss me?"
stupitlovey 1 year ago
hahahahahaha!
HCG4mee 1 year ago
Did the black stain your teeth????
xoHotPinkCherryxo 1 year ago
This is the classic example of a cock blocker in action. God forbid some fella wants a kiss from a girl. OH my there is worse things that a guy could do to a woman.
lonnyonline 1 year ago
@lonnyonline Sorry, but there ARE some decent girls out there who don't want to have any kissing or 'worse things' done to them at all by anyone they don't know, or anyone they do know for that matter... and I'll leave it there and spare the bedroom scene. Just because you're disappointed everyone in America isn't a slut doesn't mean you couldn't find one, I'm sure.
Nezumi777 1 year ago
@Nezumi777 So if a girl kisses a guy she is a slut? I don't get the connection. I just don't see why other women have to make choices for their friends. If the girl likes a man what right does it give her friend to stop them? I would never kiss a girl that didn't want me to. Sexual hassment/rape you name it there is a charge for it. I just feel if a woman and a man concent to each other who's right is it to put their nose in someone elses business. By the way I am all for a decent girl.
lonnyonline 1 year ago
@lonnyonline Agreed.
SparkleDemonEyes 10 months ago
hahahahaha so funnyyyy xD
ChloeinColour 1 year ago
you're my favorite guru on youtube :) hahahh
bowbow527 1 year ago 3
"don't kiss me i have herpes"
KittyBeautyQueen11 1 year ago 119
@KittyBeautyQueen11 ROFL.
GirlNextDoor1493 1 year ago
This made me laugh ! :D
BLOOGUMMIB3AR 1 year ago
Kandee, you have made my day!
Kenzi0425able 1 year ago
You are frikin hilarious.
Dont kiss me, I have herpes.
Me and my friend just say that to our guy friends now.
LaylaBlaise 1 year ago 4
I love this!!!!!!!!!!!
It made my day.
EmillinaBallerina 1 year ago
people do that?
AaronTrutsJC 1 year ago
the blk/red lipstick thing is true cuz it can get messy and guys know the color will get all over them...any bright color will do the trick
MaraZys 1 year ago
r0ck3t is a dumbass <3 u kandeee!!!!!!!!
denisemarie12089 1 year ago
lmao yur soo funny :D yur the best
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dont make a video base upon one of your experienses...you act like kid aswell..who would want to kiss you anyways.....probably a virgin too....but i get your point though..just hit them in the nuts..that would defenetly sent the message
r0ck3t 1 year ago
@r0ck3t she actually has kids and is expecting another one soon...
forloveeex3 1 year ago
@r0ck3t she has like four kids smartie
PurplePlatypusPoop 1 year ago
Lmfao
Bellanena96 1 year ago
Haha your funny(:
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rubintax 1 year ago
i hav herpies LOLZ
royalbeauty16 1 year ago
So funny i hav herpies LOLZ
royalbeauty16 1 year ago
ahahaha you are hilarious!
7hylers7 1 year ago
ahha don't kiss me I have herpies
sunkissedgolden333 1 year ago 3
write a book kandee!!!! you are like epic the role model
waitlikeclare90 1 year ago 7
hahahahaha this video made my life.
sourlemonsxx 1 year ago
Hah I just realized I am on my cousin's profile, hah sorry david!
ShadowYoshi256 1 year ago
I wear black lipstick all the time and I assure you I'm very kissable ;)
ShadowYoshi256 1 year ago 2
:O! where did u get that jacket!? i love it.
DeathSurroundingMe 1 year ago
I HOPE THIS YEAR MY CRUSH KISSES ME OR ASKS ME OUT OR SOMETHING!!!! :) <3
sophshel 1 year ago
Hilarious!
Plasencia09 1 year ago
i love the last tip hahaha "dont kiss me i have herpies" lmfao
Natka1469 1 year ago
I'm wearing the red lipstick that you did a video on today to next new years! It's cute and I won't be bothered!
Kikomechan 1 year ago
My worse ''get kissed on new years' was that a big big BIG drunk guy chased me half an hour and after that he pulled me close to hisself and tried to kiss me even when I was covering my mouth with both of my hands... damn... then with some help they took the man off of me and after that (like it wasn't enough) my ex boyfriend wanted to kiss me. BUT I DIDNT WANT TO!! And he was like.. I WONT LET YOU GO UNTILL YOU KISSED ME! ugh.. desperate people.. but at the end I kissed the one I realy love
39MissyG39 1 year ago
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you seem kinda bitchy
SKAxISxNOTxDEAD 1 year ago
@SKAxISxNOTxDEAD Hell no... She is actually SO kind. I met her- I would know, lol!
pirategalmakeup 1 year ago 2
Should just eat stuff with garlic and onions!
theannahilator 1 year ago
OMG you even look great in black lipstick!!!
breier777 1 year ago 5
@breier777 Doesnt she?!
pirategalmakeup 1 year ago
LMFAO!! awesome
xsmilex68 1 year ago
drunk*
SM7474 1 year ago
"they kiss a lot of people in that one minute!" lmao i loved how u described the frunk guys roaming the streets :)
and love ur videos
SM7474 1 year ago
dont kiss me i have herpes! XD
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Huge fan! You should do a Mary Kate Olsen look?
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pixiewo0o0t 1 year ago
hahaah your so funny i love you kandee
meto166 1 year ago
i love all the maturity down there.
anyway, your so funny :)
mallobreet0987 1 year ago
you are beautiful kandee
Theayaangel 1 year ago
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Hahahahaha! Ishachulie505, you are fucking FUNNY! You call this inspiring? This is the kinda stuff that has ruined a whole country. You're all fucked to shit. hahaha!
echohawk70 1 year ago
@echohawk70 Damn haters. What's wrong with you? Member of the Kandee army here- You should get a life and spread love and joy around the world- not your stupid hating. Hey, good job trying to ruin someone else's day. You're REALLY awsome for that. I hope you feel good about that :P Have a nice day, stupid hater!
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How abooout.... You dont tell me what to do? :]]]]]
BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH. :D
echohawk70 1 year ago
@echohawk70 get off this page then .
SuperLittlerandom 1 year ago
@echohawk70 F.U.=)
i looooveee youuuu kandeeee
Pussycat3Adede 1 year ago
haha ! you're soo hilarious and i love you kandee ! stay true and be you always kandee ! and keep on posting videos coz you dont know how many people is taking you as their inspiration :)
ishachulie505 1 year ago 2
@ishachulie505 OMG. @echohawk70 is a real asshole. Ignore him! You are loved to bits and pieces by Kandee and us all!!! Have an AWSOME day!
pirategalmakeup 1 year ago 2
hahaha!!! too funny but soooooo true :)
Destiny082403 1 year ago
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Shut. The FUUUCK. Up.
You are a skanky bitch,.
echohawk70 1 year ago
@echohawk70 if you dont like what ya see dont watch the videos simple as and its just childish to leave a comment like that so just grow up or shut up :)
cherrydarlin1984 1 year ago 2
haha lol i love your accent!!
gskrules101 1 year ago
Well, actually the black lipstick around 2:11 makes you even prettier in my opinion and for me it's quite the contrary. It would attract me XD
mrhenky42 1 year ago 3
lol the mostache
strawberrypigz09 1 year ago
UR SOO FUNNY
madmatter27 1 year ago
don't kiss me, i have herpes XD
laylamoocow 1 year ago
wow i love that, don't kiss me i have herpes, XD
jazzyroly 1 year ago
2:19 bs
Leziii 1 year ago
RE: That mustache....That is still a damn pretty man. I would probably still go in for a kiss.
I had no idea this was such a problem for people ( I usually just go out to a friends). Maybe I should start hiring myself out as a kiss body guard to knock away any unwanted kisses.
lazylank 1 year ago
yuu have a tatt on the inside of yuu'r finger?
ThatGraffGirl 1 year ago
lol
JenasisDivine 1 year ago
Great tips
lenna098 1 year ago
lao kandee u r halarious i luv u! xD
and u luk xtra pretty in this video 0.o xD
Say1Brina01 1 year ago
'I look like a total man now' X-D
Kandee you are awesome! And you look great with a mo! hehe.
rhythmandbluesalibi 1 year ago
lmao u crack me up sooooooooooooo much cheer up my day makes me wanna b all silly xxxx
GR8NAILS 1 year ago 4
Get a whistle! I have one :)
TelepathicPebble 1 year ago
BAHAHAHAHA i love you.
AllYouNeedIsLOVE274 1 year ago 3
lmbo...DONT KISS ME I HAVE HERPES
samie0422 2 years ago
LoL the blackout teeth & the mustache were my favorite.
DeathShiva 2 years ago
i love you kandee!!!!! so true! and definitely the funniest thing i've ever seen. kudos! pretty and funny. woohoo! :D
cammsierra 2 years ago 60
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foolish uneducated girl more germs pass from shaking hands than kissing -.-
brokensword20 2 years ago
That teeth thing was so funny :D
Renotech 2 years ago 2
dno why but the only time i wanted to kiss u was when u wore that black lipstick!! :P keep it up girl.
publicv 2 years ago
Hmm, interesting. Didn't realize there was so many nasty, drunk guys out there, ruining new years so the girls feel they need to cover there face. Well I'm a nice guy. I never had a girl put their hand over their mouth, or break out the bandana, or say "I have herpes, don't kiss me". Lol.
bridog1980 2 years ago 3
LOVE THIS VIDEO!! it makes me lol every time
onelovejustinbieber 2 years ago
Oh my gosh, Kandee. You're adorable! :D Looove the vid!
thesilentcarousel 2 years ago
gross men or women...
i think next year i'm going to get a mask!
commonNcrime 2 years ago
LOL FUNNY
Luvmakeup1001 2 years ago
Yeah, you're way off base on guys not wanting to kiss a girl with black lipstick on. I love black lipstick on a girl. Not that I go around kissing random women I dont know.
souldry 2 years ago
humans transfer more germs from a handshake then a kiss
jumar1281 2 years ago
The only reason for that is that humans shake or touch hands a lot more often than they kiss. Germ-wise, the human mouth is actually one of the dirtiest if not THE dirtiest parts of the body.
souldry 2 years ago 3
LOL
xBabyDgafLovesChadx 2 years ago
LOOL Great vid! :D
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smxrollers 2 years ago
LOLLLLLLL. :]
juicyluver1017 2 years ago
aahahahahahaha!! i almost peed my pants watching this video!!
lalalindsey47 2 years ago
kandee i love you! you make me so happy haha
Nightgurl101 2 years ago 2
p.s. you could run around with green lipstick or herpes and men would still want to kiss you ha
Xposeable 2 years ago 4
hahahah oooh my god :D
this is why we all love Kandee :)))
Xposeable 2 years ago
This brought the LOLS
:P
leanathelamb 2 years ago
with only, no teeth in the front.
you're hilarious!
browniexpowder 2 years ago
love u you are the best
estidio1digital 2 years ago
hahah this is soooo funny
ajhmccaslin16 2 years ago
This is very funny.. keep up the good work.
Riller70 2 years ago
can i kiss you???:(
daffaras 2 years ago
wow love your watch! does anyone know were i can get one like that?
atmiletti2 2 years ago
hehehehhehehehe
ividhe 2 years ago
funny :p
ChechenBrodyaga 2 years ago
lmao this actually made me laugh
jesse2200 2 years ago
lol you silly!
grisel07 2 years ago
Lol how about 'don't go clubbing'; so many drunk guys on the prowl there. :(
Samarachelle 2 years ago
LOVE THIS!!! lol
sweetnesz1111 2 years ago
Oh Kandee!!! That was awesome! I love how you lisped a bit with the blacked out teeth!! So cute and funny! Made me laugh outloud ! Thank you for being you.
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VZonesVirtualWorlds 2 years ago
where i live we dont get kissed on new years by random people...or maybe its cos im never outside at the holidays
wertbin 2 years ago
If you love Kandee, READ her blog, she gets even more personal with her life, and offers inspirational words everyday. She posted the link to her blog on the side bar.
peaceandshine 2 years ago
The Blacked Out Teeth Looked Hilariousz ! :) Lovee Youu Kandeeeeeee :) x
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Fake plugs fail
HeartFilledHxC 2 years ago
Oh god are you fucking JOKING?
when you had the black lipstick on you looked so elegant in a dark kind of way.
tomatooverlord 2 years ago
I love how much trouble you have talking xD I have the same problem
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i saw ur face n i jus had to look at this video can we have sex
spookszone 2 years ago
you are the best!!! go Kandeee!!! =)
PALACIOSMOTTA1 2 years ago 2
are you wearing gray contacts?
lunchboxxy 2 years ago
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you're so stupid. You should be ashamed to show their level of development, an idiot
CatishaQueen 2 years ago
lol
cutebunie14 2 years ago
LOL.. my waiter on new years made out with me...the awkwardest part was when i had to leave him a tip for the drinks haha
jackkilljill 2 years ago
you are hot!
uyenxneyu 2 years ago
OMG that was hilarious!
purplerosez007 2 years ago