It's the old western days and two guys are on their way to a town when one of them gets bit on the dick by a rattlesnake.
The guy who got bit says: "Go into town and find a doctor!"
The second guy goes into town and finds the doctor. The doctor then tells him what to do: "Cut a small letter X on the place he got bit, then suck out the poison."
The guy goes back to his friend, who asks "What'd the doctor say?"
And the guy replies: "He said you're not gonna make it. Sorry."
A woman is in a cell. She is being sentenced to death the following day. If she will agree to have sex with one of her captors, her life will be spared. Is she a flawed human being if she does not agree to this and chooses death? It's no different than refusing to suck the dick. For those saying this is not a moral issue, there is almost nothing more intimate than a sexual act.
"Never compromise, even in the face of Armageddon. That's always been the difference between us Daniel" - Rorschach.
@MarkMaulz The problem is that the guy in the joke is not really handling based on firm belief in moral principles. As you can see in the end, he is generally willing to do it, he's merely feeling "uncomfortable" doing so. His flaw being that he declines the offer without any negotiation or anything of the like, thinking "I'm sure someone will come by and approach me with a better offer".
Also, regarding your example, imho there's a world of difference between having sex and sucking a dick.
Calling that joke "homophobic" is stupid as hell, sorry to say it. A movie about a rasict wouldnt be a rasict movie either. The point of the joke has to be homophobic before ir could be called a homophobic joke. Also, there is nothing wrong with offensive jokes wether they are aimed at homosexuals, blacks, women or whoever the fuck. A joke is a joke, and not a statement of opinion. Thats why we call it a joke afterall
@iWillShitOnYou987 Yeah totaly.. They should join us on the god team and get that christian beauty that only the midwest can provide... I mean all christians are gorgeus, just look at the pope. AMEN BRODDA AMEN!! DERP
@iWillShitOnYou987 ever noticed how Christians are dumbfucks who have been brainwashed and listen to old men who fuck little boys when there not perching to other dumbfucks
All he would have to do is betray all he believes in and sell out. Its called dying for what you believe in and not taking crap. No hatred to the gays, just don't believe in it. In fact, if the other human were actually fair and just pull the freaking guy out of the pit, this would never be a problem, he was forced to either die with honor or save his own life while betraying his values by a horrible person who would force someone to be gay or just leave him to die. Where does the fault lie?
@parkersgr8 Obviously you weren't listening well. TJ did, in fact, say that some of the fault lied with the selfish people who wouldn't help the sinking man without something in return (3:33). Also, sucking a dick wouldn't mean he was betraying his values, because sexuality isn't a moral issue or value, it's a preference. He would be doing something he didn't enjoy, but it would not be a violation of ethics. Are you saying you would rather DIE than engage in ONE sexual act you find undesirable?
@evanoconnor3082 I hear about that in mychonny, timothydelaghetto, early nigahiga, and penguinz0 videos. all the time :P And all their videos are unrestricted.
Oh, and you're mistaken about Congress....they have no principals to compromise. The only way we could get our government to represent the people again (aside from the use of force) would be to pay them all MORE than what they're already being bribed, and force them to live under 24 hour surveillance which would be openly available to the public.
@lifebarier um...dude, you completely missed the point...he's not saying not sucking a d*ck is bigotry ...hes saying that because of this guys disdain for homosexuals he refuses too even attempt to converse with the homosexuals offering a different compromise and in turn when he finally decides to throw his ideology to the wind gets killed by a like minded bigot :|
@Deeredman4 yes I got that, but I still don't see as a right thing. If I were in quicksand I would not have thrown my ideology away at the end. It's like saying that if instead gay people there was naciz saying "kill a jew" you would try offering compromise like "I'll give you money for a new microwave to fry jews!"...
@lifebarier what? are you saying you wouldn't give them money too help you out because your afraid they would pay someone too suck their dick? :|...I hope I don't have to explain why this IS bigotry :|
@Deeredman4 Ugh.. commenting on youtube is always bad idea... That example was with naciz (or whatever they are called- ww2 killing jews...) and had nothing to do with gay people, it was example that compromise might not be a good idea all the time. But you won't read this reply (or misread it) and start calling me homophobe in 3..2..
@lifebarier I'm not going too start calling you a homophobe lol but the way I see it is if the strait man can get the homosexual too save his life by the strait man giving the homosexual money then there is no reason not to do that UNLESS the strait man is afraid the homosexual will pay another homosexual to suck his dick which in no way effects the strait man. however if you give a nazi money he might use it to buy weapons and kill people which infringes on free will and is therefore bad morals
@Deeredman4 Yes. So compromise is not always a good idea. And if gay will pay money to other one to suck his d*ck is ok by me. But agreeing on compromise gives them (the ones you agreed to compromise - nazi, gay, feminists, terrorists) power, and next time they will request more, which is not very good since because of compromise you are loosing your ground. I would personally won't give gay money so that he won't use it fund one more gay parade (but that's other story).
@Deeredman4 Yes. So compromise is not always a good idea. And if gay will pay money to other one to suck his d*ck is ok by me. But agreeing on compromise gives them (the ones you agreed to compromise - nazi, gay, feminists, terrorists) power, and next time they will request more, which is not very good since because of compromise you are loosing your ground. I would personally won't give gay money so that he won't use it fund one more gay parade (but that's other story).
@lifebarier personally he doesn't seem to like that either...I don't have a problem with it tho, you are essentially paying for services rendered and while one might EXPECT someone too help them out of the goodness of their heart they are not ENTITLED too that kind of charity...and I DEFINITELY wouldn't have/let them suck my dick but I wouldn't hold it against someone who wants to receive payment for services rendered :)
@lifebarier I agree it is a dick move, and so does the amazing atheist, he even takes it a step further as to say it is wrong to ask for ANYTHING in return for saving another human beings life, too which I would also agree :)...but that doesn't mean it doesn't happen on a daily basis ;)...and THAT is what the amazing atheist is ticked off about and talking about in this video :D
@lifebarier haha, do you know when you post alot of comments in a short period of time and it ask you too enter in a "verify you are a human" code? lol...when I was trying in that comment my code was "cochapokin" XD...just thought that was a bit funny
@7ees an ex of mine never sucked my cock, cause she said it was gross. She never thought it was gross when I ate her out, but there you go. Maybe she was a lesbian?
"Your ability to reason might just be the worst on the internet"
That's a very empty and subjective claim.
"I'm still disgusted by both your intellectual incompetence "
There's no proof of said disgust. Hence, this little piece of information is a waste of words, and most importantly, a waste of my valuable reading time.
actually, a man refusing to suck a dick is not really a matter of principle, well, not the principle of being straight. it more like, ewww, ur dick stinks and its dirty n i dunt wana suck it. i mean, there are girls out there that refuse to suck a man's dick because its disgusting.
You're filled with a hate of God, and you know it you slimeball...Hey that feels good on your ego doesn't it? To sin and hate God and ridiculing Christians who carry a message of exterminating sin with the coming of God's Kingdom...Yeah I know all about you people...You can't hide your intentions...They're exposed in the light...You're not in the dark anymore where you can rebel in delight...I know precisely why all of you act the way you do...Your conscience is dead...
Satan? Pff! I don't worship Satan, even if he is preferable option. God killed millions upon millions for the pettiest things, while Satan killed like one family, because God forced him to.
Also, are you calling my dad God? I seriously fucking hope he isn't God, he's unbelievably boring, and he's impossible to reason with and... wait a minute...
@woo216 I don't hate god, just dislike him. I don't think its possible to hate anyone until you meet him. According to your standards I'll be too far gone Hell to have a chit-chat with the dude. Everyone sins, I broke like 5 commandments just today. My ego is untarnished by you sir. The guy's user name is Amazing Atheist, do you really think this is the place to vent you conversion to the LORD(yes sarcasm there). The Israelite's were gods chosen people any-fuckin way. Go to a rally and hate.
there is a similar story like this, about a fisherman and the mysterious stranger.. The fisherman was sinking, struggled for an hour or so in a storm. When his body cramped, he screamed his last breath "SAVE ME! I'LL DO ANYTHING!" A hand grabbed him and saved him. He thanked the mysterious stranger. "you'll do anything I'll say, right?" asked the stranger. "Yes! anything! by all means!"
The stranger smiled and the fisherman was horrified. "give me your soul" said the devil.
the trapped man should agree to the fag on the condition that he will suck his dick if the fag gets him out of quick sand and when the fag lets him out of quick sand he threw the fag in quick sand and ran away.
I'm pretty sure that when joggers are jogging by, their first thought would be, "my god, let's save this guy," not "I NEED MY DICK SUCKED AND THERE'S THIS GUY CONVENIENTLY DYING HERE." But he does present a good argument with what makes out of the joke.
You're analyzing an over-analyzer. That's something to think about. And you bothered to post and say this as if he wasn't aware that people of your general disposition tend to think that he is one. He's well aware of this, he has alluded to being thought of as "anal retentive" many times in past videos.
"Need" -who exactly defines this? I don't think he makes videos because he needs to.
@Samonuh no you dont need to make a joke into a metaphor for congress, but sometimes the most profound measures, are made from the most illogical rationalizations, on the fucking dumbest jokes, consider....your face. and how it describes how nuclear power for sure isnt the answer. ill let you dwell on that, cause ill be going on with my life. cheers
@arknihil Dignity isn't archaic, its very notion is ingrained in each and everyone of us. Some just aren't well-adjusted enough to realize it. All humans are built with shame, and from shame comes pride.
I'm straight and I'd suck a dick for free. In fact, I find performing fellatio a big turn on for me, especially when it's an effeminate guy. There's just something about having a phallus in my mouth that turns me on.
@diehardmaverick You're bicurious, maybe even bi. Nothing wrong with that, but I hate when people say, "I'm straight, but I'd totally do gay shit because I'd like it". That's the equivalent of the famed, "I'm not a racist, but..." bullshit.
Hearing that joke, I noticed the same thing. Not a homophobic joke at all, but a satire of common closedmindedness and inability to think outside the box.
I really liked this period of TAA,
february-september 2011 was his prime in my eyes, so far!
Kunggreen 5 days ago
your beard is alittle off sir just fyi
bigbadbrad1213 1 week ago
age restricted,seriously?
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lol ironic
MrSleepylk 3 weeks ago
but if he agreed on the dick thing and the dick thing and gets pulled out of the quicksand, he doesn't have to do that because he's out already ;-)
stuchly1 3 weeks ago
I miss Cody's camera :(
jabbles1029 3 weeks ago
I have one:
It's the old western days and two guys are on their way to a town when one of them gets bit on the dick by a rattlesnake.
The guy who got bit says: "Go into town and find a doctor!"
The second guy goes into town and finds the doctor. The doctor then tells him what to do: "Cut a small letter X on the place he got bit, then suck out the poison."
The guy goes back to his friend, who asks "What'd the doctor say?"
And the guy replies: "He said you're not gonna make it. Sorry."
SuperFlameRing 1 month ago
Im honestly afraid to watch this video since apparently something loud happens at 2:10
IFoxMcCloudI 1 month ago 2
@IFoxMcCloudI he just laughs very loudly. it's not bad.
punkrocker867 1 week ago
Correction: meant "acting" instead of "handling", should've read through it more carefully there.
Louigi36 1 month ago
Awesome Joke dude lol
ThisShitFuckingShit 1 month ago
A woman is in a cell. She is being sentenced to death the following day. If she will agree to have sex with one of her captors, her life will be spared. Is she a flawed human being if she does not agree to this and chooses death? It's no different than refusing to suck the dick. For those saying this is not a moral issue, there is almost nothing more intimate than a sexual act.
"Never compromise, even in the face of Armageddon. That's always been the difference between us Daniel" - Rorschach.
MarkMaulz 1 month ago
@MarkMaulz If you'd rather die than suffer through an unpleasant experience, maybe your death won't be that large of a loss.
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@MarkMaulz The problem is that the guy in the joke is not really handling based on firm belief in moral principles. As you can see in the end, he is generally willing to do it, he's merely feeling "uncomfortable" doing so. His flaw being that he declines the offer without any negotiation or anything of the like, thinking "I'm sure someone will come by and approach me with a better offer".
Also, regarding your example, imho there's a world of difference between having sex and sucking a dick.
Louigi36 1 month ago
Lol I know I'm boring but can't you just say yeah and then pull the guys legs and use them as a prop to push yourself up?
Redflowers9 1 month ago
Calling that joke "homophobic" is stupid as hell, sorry to say it. A movie about a rasict wouldnt be a rasict movie either. The point of the joke has to be homophobic before ir could be called a homophobic joke. Also, there is nothing wrong with offensive jokes wether they are aimed at homosexuals, blacks, women or whoever the fuck. A joke is a joke, and not a statement of opinion. Thats why we call it a joke afterall
SpitViciouz 2 months ago
Sigh... Guess I need new speakers after hearing 2:10.
SuperXpress2 2 months ago 2
@SuperXpress2
Hey! You read the top comment, you sly dog.
DrShakesBALLIN 1 month ago
@DrShakesBALLIN Actually, to be honest I wrote the comment before I read the top comment. :p
SuperXpress2 1 month ago
@SuperXpress2
Hahah yeah sorry, just had to write that. I'm sure everyone needed new speakers after 2:10. :p
DrShakesBALLIN 1 month ago
grow back the amish beard!
TheUTubeRebel 2 months ago
anybody ever notice how atheists are usually ugly fat try hards
iWillShitOnYou987 3 months ago
@iWillShitOnYou987 Yeah totaly.. They should join us on the god team and get that christian beauty that only the midwest can provide... I mean all christians are gorgeus, just look at the pope. AMEN BRODDA AMEN!! DERP
pappapaps 3 months ago
@pappapaps first of all im not christian dumb fuck you can eat a big bowl of shit for that comment you dumbfuck
iWillShitOnYou987 3 months ago
@iWillShitOnYou987 Haha :D I bet you are ugly though
pappapaps 2 months ago
@iWillShitOnYou987 ever noticed how Christians are dumbfucks who have been brainwashed and listen to old men who fuck little boys when there not perching to other dumbfucks
majorwolf357 3 months ago
@iWillShitOnYou987 Anyone ever notice how this guy is an ugly fat try hard
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All he would have to do is betray all he believes in and sell out. Its called dying for what you believe in and not taking crap. No hatred to the gays, just don't believe in it. In fact, if the other human were actually fair and just pull the freaking guy out of the pit, this would never be a problem, he was forced to either die with honor or save his own life while betraying his values by a horrible person who would force someone to be gay or just leave him to die. Where does the fault lie?
parkersgr8 3 months ago
@parkersgr8 Obviously you weren't listening well. TJ did, in fact, say that some of the fault lied with the selfish people who wouldn't help the sinking man without something in return (3:33). Also, sucking a dick wouldn't mean he was betraying his values, because sexuality isn't a moral issue or value, it's a preference. He would be doing something he didn't enjoy, but it would not be a violation of ethics. Are you saying you would rather DIE than engage in ONE sexual act you find undesirable?
joeysmithers90 3 months ago
Greatest Faggot Ever.
spitfirecs420 3 months ago
No, God is a joke in the mind of people called atheists
JustWin98 3 months ago
I heard this joke when I was about 15. I thought it sucked.
Siddis33 4 months ago 2
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We are all jokes in God's eyes.
BBradshawProductions 4 months ago
@BBradshawProductions There's no god.
sheehalo 2 months ago
hahaha! holy shit your laugh
TheseYeahThese 4 months ago
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAha! xD I have nothing against Gay or bisexual people, infact, my father was gay, Iam bisexual.... but fuck thats funny xD
akselboss 4 months ago
wait but if you owed the guy a favor wouldn't he use it to get that blowjob he wanted from you?
evanoconnor3082 4 months ago
i expected the bible
sharabarz 4 months ago
Why is this video age-restricted? :|
TheExarion 4 months ago
@TheExarion proberbly because hes talking about people wanting blowjobs lol
evanoconnor3082 4 months ago
@evanoconnor3082 I hear about that in mychonny, timothydelaghetto, early nigahiga, and penguinz0 videos. all the time :P And all their videos are unrestricted.
TheExarion 4 months ago
@TheExarion Because christians control the language
pappapaps 2 months ago
@thewarriorsrok Yeah, I know, but if I didn't pretend like I didn't know that i couldn't make a joke...
TheTurtlePeople 5 months ago
I'd rather die then suck some faggots dick.
The0rangePanda 5 months ago
@The0rangePanda HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
totodile493 4 months ago
@The0rangePanda Hahahaha!!! That sucks for the faggot. Or actually, it doesn't suck at all does it? :D Wordplay for the win!
DonQuixotec 4 months ago
'' All he has to do is remove himself from his comfort zone and suck a dick . ''
You're comfort zone must be large as hell, dude.
Omari54 5 months ago 58
@Omari54 Well, in the face of death, people will take drastic measures
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@Omari54 ok well that isnt much to save your fucking life
RockVideoOfTheWeek 3 months ago
@Omari54 you are a comfort zone? great grammar bro
myrtic1 1 month ago
@Omari54 So, you're saying you are comfort zone? are you retarded or did you just misspell?
newb4714 1 month ago
@Omari54 You are comfort zone?
crackerz99 5 days ago
@ThoseWhoStayUofM Funny that you responded to my troll.
PirateoftheTouYube 5 months ago
@PirateoftheTouYube Same to you... lol
ThoseWhoStayUofM 5 months ago
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suck my dick who ever fucking flagged this video. FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER. that is all.
MrSuckmydck 5 months ago
you're terrifying and i love you.
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Okay here is a joke: WOMENS RIGHTS
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kinda didnt make me laugh but
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R.I.P headphones 2:10
yoblackops7 5 months ago 81
@yoblackops7 rip speakers 5:10
strikermovies4u 3 months ago
@yoblackops7 I survived.
PieJacker1 1 month ago
So basically what the joke is saying is that if you stick to your guns till almost the end but you give up and compromise YOU'RE FUCKED =)
Silithid120 5 months ago 3
Ur a fucking guru
ZimmerSquash 5 months ago
That was an epic joke
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Oh, and you're mistaken about Congress....they have no principals to compromise. The only way we could get our government to represent the people again (aside from the use of force) would be to pay them all MORE than what they're already being bribed, and force them to live under 24 hour surveillance which would be openly available to the public.
nightmathzombieethan 5 months ago
Dude, your beard is trimmed crooked..... Just sayin.
nightmathzombieethan 5 months ago
Its not homophobic IMO, but I've heard this years ago...
Jussimania 5 months ago
TheAmazingAtheist i know what happened they gang raped you.... don't lie faggot. You're a sick person
RevelationGJS 5 months ago
@204style
It's a fucking joke, and it's the type of joke that may not literally happen in reality.
Why in the hell will quick sand be there in the first place?
anoonymous1234567890 5 months ago
Age restricted,my ass!Long live lying about your age on social networks and larger sites!
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...Skyth.
IT'S SCYTHE.
jumonji123 5 months ago 3
I love when somebody laugh is better than their joke.
jozrok 5 months ago
Not sucking a d*ck is bigotry?
Are you gay?
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lifebarier 5 months ago
@lifebarier um...dude, you completely missed the point...he's not saying not sucking a d*ck is bigotry ...hes saying that because of this guys disdain for homosexuals he refuses too even attempt to converse with the homosexuals offering a different compromise and in turn when he finally decides to throw his ideology to the wind gets killed by a like minded bigot :|
Deeredman4 5 months ago
@Deeredman4 yes I got that, but I still don't see as a right thing. If I were in quicksand I would not have thrown my ideology away at the end. It's like saying that if instead gay people there was naciz saying "kill a jew" you would try offering compromise like "I'll give you money for a new microwave to fry jews!"...
lifebarier 5 months ago
@lifebarier what? are you saying you wouldn't give them money too help you out because your afraid they would pay someone too suck their dick? :|...I hope I don't have to explain why this IS bigotry :|
Deeredman4 5 months ago
@Deeredman4 Ugh.. commenting on youtube is always bad idea... That example was with naciz (or whatever they are called- ww2 killing jews...) and had nothing to do with gay people, it was example that compromise might not be a good idea all the time. But you won't read this reply (or misread it) and start calling me homophobe in 3..2..
lifebarier 5 months ago
@lifebarier I'm not going too start calling you a homophobe lol but the way I see it is if the strait man can get the homosexual too save his life by the strait man giving the homosexual money then there is no reason not to do that UNLESS the strait man is afraid the homosexual will pay another homosexual to suck his dick which in no way effects the strait man. however if you give a nazi money he might use it to buy weapons and kill people which infringes on free will and is therefore bad morals
Deeredman4 5 months ago
@Deeredman4 Yes. So compromise is not always a good idea. And if gay will pay money to other one to suck his d*ck is ok by me. But agreeing on compromise gives them (the ones you agreed to compromise - nazi, gay, feminists, terrorists) power, and next time they will request more, which is not very good since because of compromise you are loosing your ground. I would personally won't give gay money so that he won't use it fund one more gay parade (but that's other story).
lifebarier 5 months ago
@Deeredman4 Yes. So compromise is not always a good idea. And if gay will pay money to other one to suck his d*ck is ok by me. But agreeing on compromise gives them (the ones you agreed to compromise - nazi, gay, feminists, terrorists) power, and next time they will request more, which is not very good since because of compromise you are loosing your ground. I would personally won't give gay money so that he won't use it fund one more gay parade (but that's other story).
lifebarier 5 months ago
@lifebarier personally he doesn't seem to like that either...I don't have a problem with it tho, you are essentially paying for services rendered and while one might EXPECT someone too help them out of the goodness of their heart they are not ENTITLED too that kind of charity...and I DEFINITELY wouldn't have/let them suck my dick but I wouldn't hold it against someone who wants to receive payment for services rendered :)
Deeredman4 5 months ago
@Deeredman4 well if someone says give me money and I will save you I would pay them too. But saying "suck my dick" is a dick move to begin with.
lifebarier 5 months ago
@lifebarier I agree it is a dick move, and so does the amazing atheist, he even takes it a step further as to say it is wrong to ask for ANYTHING in return for saving another human beings life, too which I would also agree :)...but that doesn't mean it doesn't happen on a daily basis ;)...and THAT is what the amazing atheist is ticked off about and talking about in this video :D
Deeredman4 5 months ago
@lifebarier haha, do you know when you post alot of comments in a short period of time and it ask you too enter in a "verify you are a human" code? lol...when I was trying in that comment my code was "cochapokin" XD...just thought that was a bit funny
Deeredman4 5 months ago
at 2:10 HE LOSES IT.
HE LOST THE GAME.
LuxConcordiae 5 months ago
i chunckeled thats all
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TJs laugh is scary! :[
Fleursdelily 5 months ago
If TheAmazingAtheist is so UNhomophobic, then what exactly is stopping him from sucking some cack?
The answer is, NOTHING.
Nothing is stopping this little fairy from suckin some cack.
If you're Soooo against "homophobia", then you're most likely a faggot, but are too ashamed to admit it.
7ees 5 months ago
@7ees hahahahaha you're a fucking idiot
TheLib3rtin3 5 months ago
@7ees ...I have lost 8 IQ points from reading this.
ZaneBarrow 5 months ago
@7ees an ex of mine never sucked my cock, cause she said it was gross. She never thought it was gross when I ate her out, but there you go. Maybe she was a lesbian?
pluralZZ9 5 months ago
@pluralZZ9
Firstly, since there's no evidence that you have an "ex", then I'm afraid your claims of having one are rubbish.
Secondly, there is no evidence for the aforementioned cack that you speak of.
Sorry buddy, but as of this point in the conversation, you are a cockless little faggot who can't get a girl.
7ees 5 months ago
@7ees Well Jesus, if you're just going to dismiss out of hand like that...
pluralZZ9 5 months ago
@7ees
So,,, If a person is against abortion, you would assume they want a child of their own?
Your ability to reason might just be the worst on the internet. I'm still disgusted by both your intellectual incompetence and your archaic beliefs..
Killoutoflove 5 months ago
@Killoutoflove
"Your ability to reason might just be the worst on the internet"
That's a very empty and subjective claim.
"I'm still disgusted by both your intellectual incompetence "
There's no proof of said disgust. Hence, this little piece of information is a waste of words, and most importantly, a waste of my valuable reading time.
7ees 5 months ago
... The aristocrats!
OnThe515 5 months ago
actually, a man refusing to suck a dick is not really a matter of principle, well, not the principle of being straight. it more like, ewww, ur dick stinks and its dirty n i dunt wana suck it. i mean, there are girls out there that refuse to suck a man's dick because its disgusting.
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You just might be the smartest person in America.
TheBlackNinjaMan 5 months ago
...your view is incredibly sad.
PSshadow92 5 months ago
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PSshadow92 5 months ago
Best joke ever? More like best laugh ever. 5:01
TBlenx1995 5 months ago
FIGHTFIGHTFIGHTFIGHT!!!
Flopper01Gaming 5 months ago
in the context of a joke , not the best.
evilantman1 5 months ago
The virginity is strong in this one.
GarchompNation 5 months ago
wtf why is this age limited thtats dumb
p4ndiamond 5 months ago
This joke goes great with chicken, washed down with a the laughter of a pleased man after getting his dick sucked.
GodKiller97 5 months ago
see people, if you don't want to suck a dick, you are an evil homophobe, racist and worst of all - republican
blackraider777 5 months ago
I laughed so hard I dropped my joint rofl!!!
So fucking true!!!! Rofl!!!
DurexDurpaneu2 5 months ago
You're filled with a hate of God, and you know it you slimeball...Hey that feels good on your ego doesn't it? To sin and hate God and ridiculing Christians who carry a message of exterminating sin with the coming of God's Kingdom...Yeah I know all about you people...You can't hide your intentions...They're exposed in the light...You're not in the dark anymore where you can rebel in delight...I know precisely why all of you act the way you do...Your conscience is dead...
woo216 5 months ago
@woo216
Eh, what did god ever do for me anyway?
0neDoomedSpaceMarine 5 months ago
@0neDoomedSpaceMarine he put you inside your mothers stomach you satanist worshipper
woo216 5 months ago
@woo216
Satan? Pff! I don't worship Satan, even if he is preferable option. God killed millions upon millions for the pettiest things, while Satan killed like one family, because God forced him to.
Also, are you calling my dad God? I seriously fucking hope he isn't God, he's unbelievably boring, and he's impossible to reason with and... wait a minute...
0neDoomedSpaceMarine 5 months ago
@woo216 I don't hate god, just dislike him. I don't think its possible to hate anyone until you meet him. According to your standards I'll be too far gone Hell to have a chit-chat with the dude. Everyone sins, I broke like 5 commandments just today. My ego is untarnished by you sir. The guy's user name is Amazing Atheist, do you really think this is the place to vent you conversion to the LORD(yes sarcasm there). The Israelite's were gods chosen people any-fuckin way. Go to a rally and hate.
kiy1999 5 months ago
The click that shit never works...
cardinalcool 5 months ago
Suck a dick? I'd rather die.
RoyWriter 5 months ago
there is a similar story like this, about a fisherman and the mysterious stranger.. The fisherman was sinking, struggled for an hour or so in a storm. When his body cramped, he screamed his last breath "SAVE ME! I'LL DO ANYTHING!" A hand grabbed him and saved him. He thanked the mysterious stranger. "you'll do anything I'll say, right?" asked the stranger. "Yes! anything! by all means!"
The stranger smiled and the fisherman was horrified. "give me your soul" said the devil.
bigjoe777 5 months ago
I feel like I just got lectured...?
dominiquewa 5 months ago
That was actually pretty funny lol
Heinrick192 5 months ago
Haha, dat laughter :D
AdamWeith 5 months ago
the trapped man should agree to the fag on the condition that he will suck his dick if the fag gets him out of quick sand and when the fag lets him out of quick sand he threw the fag in quick sand and ran away.
ayubk001 5 months ago
I'm pretty sure that when joggers are jogging by, their first thought would be, "my god, let's save this guy," not "I NEED MY DICK SUCKED AND THERE'S THIS GUY CONVENIENTLY DYING HERE." But he does present a good argument with what makes out of the joke.
204style 5 months ago 21
@204style just me then...
Zuriki09 5 months ago
sucking a dick is a "little outside your principle?"
lmaooooooooooooo
radioshuriken 5 months ago
lol
Zaenux 5 months ago
Skythe... Skype & Scythe?
GamingAaron 5 months ago
ask yourself, when u see people in trouble, would you say that kind of words the them?? thats ridiculous.
SHADOWofHOLLOW7 5 months ago
banana.wmv
Timic83tc 5 months ago
These guys r the douchiest hipsters ever too.
medicatedguitarist 5 months ago
Its funny but I didn't think his laugh was necessary.
medicatedguitarist 5 months ago
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Eatplayfap 6 months ago
how ironic.......
randomonio 6 months ago
your laugh disturbs and amuses me.
EVIL1357 6 months ago
I think you missed out altruism.
McPrfctday 6 months ago
Mommy, what's a Skythe?
npplscorpion 6 months ago
It's pronounced BACK WATER, MISSISIPPI, YOU FUCKING FAGGOT.
townshend445 6 months ago
i loled IRL
mamece2 6 months ago
Holy shit, you over-analyze everything...
Samonuh 6 months ago
@Samonuh
No, most people just don't analyze enough.
arknihil 6 months ago
@arknihil It's a fucking joke. You don't need to make it a metaphor for Congress.
Samonuh 6 months ago
@Samonuh
You're analyzing an over-analyzer. That's something to think about. And you bothered to post and say this as if he wasn't aware that people of your general disposition tend to think that he is one. He's well aware of this, he has alluded to being thought of as "anal retentive" many times in past videos.
"Need" -who exactly defines this? I don't think he makes videos because he needs to.
arknihil 6 months ago 2
@arknihil nope.bat
Samonuh 6 months ago
@arknihil "fuck!!! that hurts" said the nail to the hammer. well put
cobhcmofo313 6 months ago
@Samonuh no you dont need to make a joke into a metaphor for congress, but sometimes the most profound measures, are made from the most illogical rationalizations, on the fucking dumbest jokes, consider....your face. and how it describes how nuclear power for sure isnt the answer. ill let you dwell on that, cause ill be going on with my life. cheers
cobhcmofo313 6 months ago
Skythe?
inademv 6 months ago 88
@inademv There is a pokemon called Scyther, it's kind of the same deal.
TheRiffCalendar 5 months ago
@TheRiffCalendar It's still not pronounced with the "k" sound. Don't believe me then watch the cartoon.
inademv 5 months ago
@inademv TJ didn't say the "K sound" either.
TheRiffCalendar 5 months ago
@inademv LOL.
narred98 5 months ago
@arknihil Dignity isn't archaic, its very notion is ingrained in each and everyone of us. Some just aren't well-adjusted enough to realize it. All humans are built with shame, and from shame comes pride.
ravebritt 6 months ago
Gilbert Gottfried has the shortest, sweetest joke...
How do you get a faggot to fuck a woman?
Fill her cunt with shit.
PainAddict666 6 months ago
could you please make a video of just you laughing
Apotheosis275 6 months ago
i laughed my ass off XD
RainyDayzHD 6 months ago
Haha 420 dislikes
CenkIsAdorable 6 months ago
I'm straight and I'd suck a dick for free. In fact, I find performing fellatio a big turn on for me, especially when it's an effeminate guy. There's just something about having a phallus in my mouth that turns me on.
diehardmaverick 6 months ago
@diehardmaverick i like fem guys too only i prefer their ass, and even i know being the masculine top does not make me straight
Frizzurd 5 months ago
@diehardmaverick You're bicurious, maybe even bi. Nothing wrong with that, but I hate when people say, "I'm straight, but I'd totally do gay shit because I'd like it". That's the equivalent of the famed, "I'm not a racist, but..." bullshit.
MetalMatt93 5 months ago
You have got to be the worst joke teller ever.
SwornByOath 6 months ago
Adblock plus for no ads.
Honestly, how do people not know this by now?
Yiroep4 6 months ago 3
you made something really retarded really interesting.
Terra1311 6 months ago
One side of your beard is thicker than the other.
MissNicoleAlysse 6 months ago
Hearing that joke, I noticed the same thing. Not a homophobic joke at all, but a satire of common closedmindedness and inability to think outside the box.
Swenglish 6 months ago
another fact that kills your joke is that quicksand only sinks people down to there waste. people who do die usually just starve to death. lol
noein92 6 months ago 31
@noein92 yes.. YES! perfect.. this will do fine in my collection of smartass knowledge... thanks. and btw im serious.
LuekalanunFerdalan 6 months ago
@noein92 Lol...... You can't even spell, can you?
Zaxxarius 6 months ago
@noein92 uh oh, someone over here has seen an episode of mythbusters before! jeez, your knowledge is astounding!
bradleasays 6 months ago
@noein92 ...down to there waste.
> there waste.
>their waist. (correct)
wat.
DeadandDECAYED99 6 months ago
@noein92 Wouldn't you dehydrate before you starved?... Just saying.
Savagenerds 6 months ago
@noein92
There are two things that kill your comment:
1.) You obviously don't know how to use the shift key.
2.) "There" should be "their."
Just so you know.
shesfreshh2death 6 months ago
@noein92 Depends how deep it is... They're not all the exact same depth.
GodWarProductions 5 months ago
@noein92 Their.*
phenomenon91 5 months ago
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nankerfledge 5 months ago