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  • I really liked this period of TAA,

    february-september 2011 was his prime in my eyes, so far!

  • your beard is alittle off sir just fyi

  • age restricted,seriously?

  • lol ironic

  • but if he agreed on the dick thing and the dick thing and gets pulled out of the quicksand, he doesn't have to do that because he's out already ;-)

  • I miss Cody's camera :(

  • I have one:

    It's the old western days and two guys are on their way to a town when one of them gets bit on the dick by a rattlesnake.

    The guy who got bit says: "Go into town and find a doctor!"

    The second guy goes into town and finds the doctor. The doctor then tells him what to do: "Cut a small letter X on the place he got bit, then suck out the poison."

    The guy goes back to his friend, who asks "What'd the doctor say?"

    And the guy replies: "He said you're not gonna make it. Sorry."

  • Im honestly afraid to watch this video since apparently something loud happens at 2:10

  • @IFoxMcCloudI he just laughs very loudly. it's not bad.

  • Correction: meant "acting" instead of "handling", should've read through it more carefully there.

  • Awesome Joke dude lol

  • A woman is in a cell. She is being sentenced to death the following day. If she will agree to have sex with one of her captors, her life will be spared. Is she a flawed human being if she does not agree to this and chooses death? It's no different than refusing to suck the dick. For those saying this is not a moral issue, there is almost nothing more intimate than a sexual act.

    "Never compromise, even in the face of Armageddon. That's always been the difference between us Daniel" - Rorschach.

  • @MarkMaulz If you'd rather die than suffer through an unpleasant experience, maybe your death won't be that large of a loss.

  • @MarkMaulz The problem is that the guy in the joke is not really handling based on firm belief in moral principles. As you can see in the end, he is generally willing to do it, he's merely feeling "uncomfortable" doing so. His flaw being that he declines the offer without any negotiation or anything of the like, thinking "I'm sure someone will come by and approach me with a better offer".

    Also, regarding your example, imho there's a world of difference between having sex and sucking a dick.

  • Lol I know I'm boring but can't you just say yeah and then pull the guys legs and use them as a prop to push yourself up?

  • Calling that joke "homophobic" is stupid as hell, sorry to say it. A movie about a rasict wouldnt be a rasict movie either. The point of the joke has to be homophobic before ir could be called a homophobic joke. Also, there is nothing wrong with offensive jokes wether they are aimed at homosexuals, blacks, women or whoever the fuck. A joke is a joke, and not a statement of opinion. Thats why we call it a joke afterall

  • Sigh... Guess I need new speakers after hearing 2:10.

  • @SuperXpress2

    Hey! You read the top comment, you sly dog.

  • @DrShakesBALLIN Actually, to be honest I wrote the comment before I read the top comment. :p

  • @SuperXpress2

    Hahah yeah sorry, just had to write that. I'm sure everyone needed new speakers after 2:10. :p

  • grow back the amish beard!

  • anybody ever notice how atheists are usually ugly fat try hards

  • @iWillShitOnYou987 Yeah totaly.. They should join us on the god team and get that christian beauty that only the midwest can provide... I mean all christians are gorgeus, just look at the pope. AMEN BRODDA AMEN!! DERP

  • @pappapaps first of all im not christian dumb fuck you can eat a big bowl of shit for that comment you dumbfuck

  • @iWillShitOnYou987 Haha :D I bet you are ugly though

  • @iWillShitOnYou987 ever noticed how Christians are dumbfucks who have been brainwashed and listen to old men who fuck little boys when there not perching  to other dumbfucks

  • @iWillShitOnYou987 Anyone ever notice how this guy is an ugly fat try hard

  • All he would have to do is betray all he believes in and sell out. Its called dying for what you believe in and not taking crap. No hatred to the gays, just don't believe in it. In fact, if the other human were actually fair and just pull the freaking guy out of the pit, this would never be a problem, he was forced to either die with honor or save his own life while betraying his values by a horrible person who would force someone to be gay or just leave him to die. Where does the fault lie?

  • @parkersgr8 Obviously you weren't listening well. TJ did, in fact, say that some of the fault lied with the selfish people who wouldn't help the sinking man without something in return (3:33). Also, sucking a dick wouldn't mean he was betraying his values, because sexuality isn't a moral issue or value, it's a preference. He would be doing something he didn't enjoy, but it would not be a violation of ethics. Are you saying you would rather DIE than engage in ONE sexual act you find undesirable?

  • Greatest Faggot Ever.

  • No, God is a joke in the mind of people called atheists

  • I heard this joke when I was about 15. I thought it sucked.

  • @BBradshawProductions There's no god.

  • hahaha! holy shit  your laugh

  • HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAha! xD I have nothing against Gay or bisexual people, infact, my father was gay, Iam bisexual.... but fuck thats funny xD

  • wait but if you owed the guy a favor wouldn't he use it to get that blowjob he wanted from you?

  • i expected the bible

  • Why is this video age-restricted? :|

  • @TheExarion proberbly because hes talking about people wanting blowjobs lol

  • @evanoconnor3082 I hear about that in mychonny, timothydelaghetto, early nigahiga, and penguinz0 videos. all the time :P And all their videos are unrestricted.

  • @TheExarion Because christians control the language

  • @thewarriorsrok Yeah, I know, but if I didn't pretend like I didn't know that i couldn't make a joke...

  • I'd rather die then suck some faggots dick. 

  • @The0rangePanda HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAA!

  • @The0rangePanda Hahahaha!!! That sucks for the faggot. Or actually, it doesn't suck at all does it? :D Wordplay for the win!

  • '' All he has to do is remove himself from his comfort zone and suck a dick . ''

    You're comfort zone must be large as hell, dude.

  • @Omari54 Well, in the face of death, people will take drastic measures

  • @Omari54 you are a comfort zone? great grammar bro

  • @Omari54 So, you're saying you are comfort zone? are you retarded or did you just misspell?

  • @Omari54 You are comfort zone?

  • @ThoseWhoStayUofM Funny that you responded to my troll.

  • @PirateoftheTouYube Same to you... lol

  • you're terrifying and i love you.

  • Okay here is a joke: WOMENS RIGHTS

  • kinda didnt make me laugh but

  • R.I.P headphones 2:10

  • @yoblackops7 rip speakers 5:10

  • @yoblackops7 I survived.

  • So basically what the joke is saying is that if you stick to your guns till almost the end but you give up and compromise YOU'RE FUCKED =)

  • Ur a fucking guru

  • That was an epic joke

  • Oh, and you're mistaken about Congress....they have no principals to compromise. The only way we could get our government to represent the people again (aside from the use of force) would be to pay them all MORE than what they're already being bribed, and force them to live under 24 hour surveillance which would be openly available to the public.

  • Dude, your beard is trimmed crooked..... Just sayin.

  • Its not homophobic IMO, but I've heard this years ago...

  • TheAmazingAtheist  i know what happened they gang raped you.... don't lie faggot. You're a sick person

  • @204style

    It's a fucking joke, and it's the type of joke that may not literally happen in reality.

    Why in the hell will quick sand be there in the first place?

  • Age restricted,my ass!Long live lying about your age on social networks and larger sites!

  • ...Skyth.

    IT'S SCYTHE.

  • I love when somebody laugh is better than their joke.

  • Not sucking a d*ck is bigotry?

    Are you gay?

    Unsubscribe

  • @lifebarier um...dude, you completely missed the point...he's not saying not sucking a d*ck is bigotry ...hes saying that because of this guys disdain for homosexuals he refuses too even attempt to converse with the homosexuals offering a different compromise and in turn when he finally decides to throw his ideology to the wind gets killed by a like minded bigot :|

  • @Deeredman4 yes I got that, but I still don't see as a right thing. If I were in quicksand I would not have thrown my ideology away at the end. It's like saying that if instead gay people there was naciz saying "kill a jew" you would try offering compromise like "I'll give you money for a new microwave to fry jews!"...

  • @lifebarier what? are you saying you wouldn't give them money too help you out because your afraid they would pay someone too suck their dick? :|...I hope I don't have to explain why this IS bigotry :|

  • @Deeredman4 Ugh.. commenting on youtube is always bad idea... That example was with naciz (or whatever they are called- ww2 killing jews...) and had nothing to do with gay people, it was example that compromise might not be a good idea all the time. But you won't read this reply (or misread it) and start calling me homophobe in 3..2..

  • @lifebarier I'm not going too start calling you a homophobe lol but the way I see it is if the strait man can get the homosexual too save his life by the strait man giving the homosexual money then there is no reason not to do that UNLESS the strait man is afraid the homosexual will pay another homosexual to suck his dick which in no way effects the strait man. however if you give a nazi money he might use it to buy weapons and kill people which infringes on free will and is therefore bad morals

  • @Deeredman4 Yes. So compromise is not always a good idea. And if gay will pay money to other one to suck his d*ck is ok by me. But agreeing on compromise gives them (the ones you agreed to compromise - nazi, gay, feminists, terrorists) power, and next time they will request more, which is not very good since because of compromise you are loosing your ground. I would personally won't give gay money so that he won't use it fund one more gay parade (but that's other story).

  • @Deeredman4 Yes. So compromise is not always a good idea. And if gay will pay money to other one to suck his d*ck is ok by me. But agreeing on compromise gives them (the ones you agreed to compromise - nazi, gay, feminists, terrorists) power, and next time they will request more, which is not very good since because of compromise you are loosing your ground. I would personally won't give gay money so that he won't use it fund one more gay parade (but that's other story).

  • @lifebarier personally he doesn't seem to like that either...I don't have a problem with it tho, you are essentially paying for services rendered and while one might EXPECT someone too help them out of the goodness of their heart they are not ENTITLED too that kind of charity...and I DEFINITELY wouldn't have/let them suck my dick but I wouldn't hold it against someone who wants to receive payment for services rendered :)

  • @Deeredman4 well if someone says give me money and I will save you I would pay them too. But saying "suck my dick" is a dick move to begin with.

  • @lifebarier I agree it is a dick move, and so does the amazing atheist, he even takes it a step further as to say it is wrong to ask for ANYTHING in return for saving another human beings life, too which I would also agree :)...but that doesn't mean it doesn't happen on a daily basis ;)...and THAT is what the amazing atheist is ticked off about and talking about in this video :D

  • @lifebarier haha, do you know when you post alot of comments in a short period of time and it ask you too enter in a "verify you are a human" code? lol...when I was trying in that comment my code was "cochapokin" XD...just thought that was a bit funny

  • at 2:10 HE LOSES IT.

    HE LOST THE GAME.

  • i chunckeled thats all

  • TJs laugh is scary! :[

  • If TheAmazingAtheist is so UNhomophobic, then what exactly is stopping him from sucking some cack?

    The answer is, NOTHING.

    Nothing is stopping this little fairy from suckin some cack.

    If you're Soooo against "homophobia", then you're most likely a faggot, but are too ashamed to admit it.

  • @7ees hahahahaha you're a fucking idiot

  • @7ees ...I have lost 8 IQ points from reading this.

  • @7ees an ex of mine never sucked my cock, cause she said it was gross. She never thought it was gross when I ate her out, but there you go. Maybe she was a lesbian?

  • @pluralZZ9

    Firstly, since there's no evidence that you have an "ex", then I'm afraid your claims of having one are rubbish.

    Secondly, there is no evidence for the aforementioned cack that you speak of.

    Sorry buddy, but as of this point in the conversation, you are a cockless little faggot who can't get a girl.

  • @7ees Well Jesus, if you're just going to dismiss out of hand like that...

  • @7ees

    So,,, If a person is against abortion, you would assume they want a child of their own?

    Your ability to reason might just be the worst on the internet. I'm still disgusted by both your intellectual incompetence and your archaic beliefs..

  • @Killoutoflove

    "Your ability to reason might just be the worst on the internet"

    That's a very empty and subjective claim.

    "I'm still disgusted by both your intellectual incompetence "

    There's no proof of said disgust. Hence, this little piece of information is a waste of words, and most importantly, a waste of my valuable reading time.

  • ... The aristocrats!

  • actually, a man refusing to suck a dick is not really a matter of principle, well, not the principle of being straight. it more like, ewww, ur dick stinks and its dirty n i dunt wana suck it. i mean, there are girls out there that refuse to suck a man's dick because its disgusting.

  • You just might be the smartest person in America.

  • ...your view is incredibly sad.

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  • Best joke ever? More like best laugh ever. 5:01

  • FIGHTFIGHTFIGHTFIGHT!!!

  • in the context of a joke , not the best.

  • The virginity is strong in this one.

  • wtf why is this age limited thtats dumb

  • This joke goes great with chicken, washed down with a the laughter of a pleased man after getting his dick sucked.

  • see people, if you don't want to suck a dick, you are an evil homophobe, racist and worst of all - republican

  • I laughed so hard I dropped my joint rofl!!!

    So fucking true!!!! Rofl!!!

  • You're filled with a hate of God, and you know it you slimeball...Hey that feels good on your ego doesn't it? To sin and hate God and ridiculing Christians who carry a message of exterminating sin with the coming of God's Kingdom...Yeah I know all about you people...You can't hide your intentions...They're exposed in the light...You're not in the dark anymore where you can rebel in delight...I know precisely why all of you act the way you do...Your conscience is dead...

  • @woo216

    Eh, what did god ever do for me anyway?

  • @0neDoomedSpaceMarine he put you inside your mothers stomach you satanist worshipper

  • @woo216

    Satan? Pff! I don't worship Satan, even if he is preferable option. God killed millions upon millions for the pettiest things, while Satan killed like one family, because God forced him to.

    Also, are you calling my dad God? I seriously fucking hope he isn't God, he's unbelievably boring, and he's impossible to reason with and... wait a minute...

  • @woo216 I don't hate god, just dislike him. I don't think its possible to hate anyone until you meet him. According to your standards I'll be too far gone Hell to have a chit-chat with the dude. Everyone sins, I broke like 5 commandments just today. My ego is untarnished by you sir. The guy's user name is Amazing Atheist, do you really think this is the place to vent you conversion to the LORD(yes sarcasm there). The Israelite's were gods chosen people any-fuckin way. Go to a rally and hate.

  • The click that shit never works...

  • Suck a dick? I'd rather die.

  • there is a similar story like this, about a fisherman and the mysterious stranger.. The fisherman was sinking, struggled for an hour or so in a storm. When his body cramped, he screamed his last breath "SAVE ME! I'LL DO ANYTHING!" A hand grabbed him and saved him. He thanked the mysterious stranger. "you'll do anything I'll say, right?" asked the stranger. "Yes! anything! by all means!"

    The stranger smiled and the fisherman was horrified. "give me your soul" said the devil.

  • I feel like I just got lectured...?

  • That was actually pretty funny lol

  • Haha, dat laughter :D

  • the trapped man should agree to the fag on the condition that he will suck his dick if the fag gets him out of quick sand and when the fag lets him out of quick sand he threw the fag in quick sand and ran away.

  • I'm pretty sure that when joggers are jogging by, their first thought would be, "my god, let's save this guy," not "I NEED MY DICK SUCKED AND THERE'S THIS GUY CONVENIENTLY DYING HERE." But he does present a good argument with what makes out of the joke.

  • @204style just me then...

  • sucking a dick is a "little outside your principle?"

    lmaooooooooooooo

  • lol

  • Skythe... Skype & Scythe?

  • ask yourself, when u see people in trouble, would you say that kind of words the them?? thats ridiculous.

  • banana.wmv

  • These guys r the douchiest hipsters ever too.

  • Its funny but I didn't think his laugh was necessary.

  • LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

  • how ironic.......

  • your laugh disturbs and amuses me.

  • I think you missed out altruism.

  • Mommy, what's a Skythe?

  • It's pronounced BACK WATER, MISSISIPPI, YOU FUCKING FAGGOT.

  • i loled IRL

  • Holy shit, you over-analyze everything...

  • @Samonuh

    No, most people just don't analyze enough.

  • @arknihil It's a fucking joke. You don't need to make it a metaphor for Congress.

  • @Samonuh

    You're analyzing an over-analyzer. That's something to think about. And you bothered to post and say this as if he wasn't aware that people of your general disposition tend to think that he is one. He's well aware of this, he has alluded to being thought of as "anal retentive" many times in past videos.

    "Need" -who exactly defines this? I don't think he makes videos because he needs to.

  • @arknihil nope.bat

  • @arknihil "fuck!!! that hurts" said the nail to the hammer. well put

  • @Samonuh no you dont need to make a joke into a metaphor for congress, but sometimes the most profound measures, are made from the most illogical rationalizations, on the fucking dumbest jokes, consider....your face. and how it describes how nuclear power for sure isnt the answer. ill let you dwell on that, cause ill be going on with my life. cheers

  • Skythe?

  • @inademv There is a pokemon called Scyther, it's kind of the same deal.

  • @TheRiffCalendar It's still not pronounced with the "k" sound. Don't believe me then watch the cartoon.

  • @inademv TJ didn't say the "K sound" either.

  • @inademv LOL.

  • @arknihil Dignity isn't archaic, its very notion is ingrained in each and everyone of us. Some just aren't well-adjusted enough to realize it. All humans are built with shame, and from shame comes pride.

  • Gilbert Gottfried has the shortest, sweetest joke...

    How do you get a faggot to fuck a woman?

    Fill her cunt with shit.

  • could you please make a video of just you laughing

  • i laughed my ass off XD

  • Haha 420 dislikes

  • I'm straight and I'd suck a dick for free. In fact, I find performing fellatio a big turn on for me, especially when it's an effeminate guy. There's just something about having a phallus in my mouth that turns me on.

  • @diehardmaverick i like fem guys too only i prefer their ass, and even i know being the masculine top does not make me straight

  • @diehardmaverick You're bicurious, maybe even bi. Nothing wrong with that, but I hate when people say, "I'm straight, but I'd totally do gay shit because I'd like it". That's the equivalent of the famed, "I'm not a racist, but..." bullshit.

  • You have got to be the worst joke teller ever.

  • Adblock plus for no ads.

    Honestly, how do people not know this by now?

  • you made something really retarded really interesting.

  • One side of your beard is thicker than the other.

  • Hearing that joke, I noticed the same thing. Not a homophobic joke at all, but a satire of common closedmindedness and inability to think outside the box.

  • another fact that kills your joke is that quicksand only sinks people down to there waste. people who do die usually just starve to death. lol

  • @noein92 yes.. YES! perfect.. this will do fine in my collection of smartass knowledge...  thanks. and btw im serious.

  • @noein92 Lol...... You can't even spell, can you?

  • @noein92 uh oh, someone over here has seen an episode of mythbusters before! jeez, your knowledge is astounding!

  • @noein92 ...down to there waste.

    > there waste.

    >their waist. (correct)

    wat.

  • @noein92 Wouldn't you dehydrate before you starved?... Just saying.

  • @noein92

    There are two things that kill your comment:

    1.) You obviously don't know how to use the shift key.

    2.) "There" should be "their."

    Just so you know.

  • @noein92 Depends how deep it is... They're not all the exact same depth.

  • @noein92 Their.*

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