Carbs (Jake and Amir)

[LizTheSinger]

Ok German here... I don't really get the difference between "cutting off" and "interrupting", I thought it was the same - or is that the joke? xD

[fdrdevotee]

1:20

Wait, he has a rash, eczema and WHAT now?

[Sethagrius]

@fdrdevotee and adult Impetigo...

[fdrdevotee]

@Sethagrius Thanks.

[TheVideosurfer21]

how come jake said amir was eating a foot long sub when clearly the cult he grew up in said bread couldn't lie with meat and he said he agreed with pat as he did not have a name fr big sandwiches

[sirpown]

0:32 cute voice-crack Jake XD

[Nullll1111]

Ok, now I'm hungry.

[tj1011012]

i though amir only eats chicken nuggets, lol

[tubebullies]

im supposed to be doinjg homework oh god i cant stop

[TheBleachRocks1]

how does amir stay so fit?

[MrAustinDL]

what happened to the chicken nuggets?

[DGnionios]

1:00 no one in the back 1:07 a guy appears in the back

I see what u did there

[BeigeSocks]

@DGnionios 1:27 he is there and 1:29 he is gone again What Fuck The?

[JenAnnMad]

I thought Amir only ate McNuggets?

[blackboy923]

1:26 streeter 1:30 no streeter

[danieo1210]

@blackboy923 that happens in most Jake & Amir vids.

[rejectofsoul24]

How do you have a bagel now?

[AustinLondonMustFeed]

"It feels LIKE..." That is a simile, not a metaphor.. I'm really bored.

[TheBrodism]

I like the sound of Amir's diet...

[CSamster]

are they friends or does jake hate amir

[jordygt1]

@CSamster yes

[Sorgybaby]

@CSamster Yes

[13njboy]

Didn't the Almighty Gary forbid Jake from eating bread that lies with meat.

[Tabbycat61794]

Atkins: Ur doin it wrong

[walzort]

Amir = Spongebob

Jake= Squidward

I'm seriously considering they must have based this on Spongebob when they started out...

[TheEwester]

But will it blend?

[TheGamingGrid22]

i think amir is the devil

[powderblue80]

does anyone know how to watch them all in order on youtube?

[milanosrp]

@powderblue80 Go to the season playlist.

[anotheryoutbechannel]

anyone else think the title was crabs..... damn dyslexia.

[TheHonestCommenter]

@anotheryoutbechannel /watch?v=63kv-gXVx_4

[MattAsGaeilge]

@anotheryoutbechannel no....

[anotheryoutbechannel]

@MattAsGaeilge Are you Dyslexic? I don't think so.

P.S my mom is typing this...

[JamesKingPictures]

@anotheryoutbechannel That's not dyslexia. Dyslexia is thing s reversed. I think you're just stupid.

[GamingSavedMySanity]

@JamesKingPictures there's different severity's to dyslexia. and there's really no need to be a douchebag.

[anotheryoutbechannel]

@GamingSavedMySanity Thanks for backing me up. :)

[OFrazzle]

shut it bitch

[SuperStevenHarper]

Amir never actually eats anything

[zgreening1]

my room smells like soy sauce

[Printerthing]

annoying i Know

[theillistrator036]

why does these videos only have to be 2-4 mins long >:o

[masterodoom]

@theillistrator036 theres nearly 240 so, 3 min * 240= 720 = 12 hrs.

[TheGamerChick94]

Hello new subscription ^.^

[smac237]

Me and Jake are wearing matching jeans

[SuperCQC]

hands down funniest college humour i have ever seen

[AssOffSpades]

0:08 sounds like the annoying orange

[fpsnoobgamerzz]

@AssOffSpades wait its wasnt.... shit

[TheAbyssalDream]

WHERE ARE THE NUGGETS!?!?!

[emandemz1]

Sarah! <3

[ScapeTube19]

1:25

Skeeter's an F'n ghost! D:

[max34be]

it was like that commercial for old spice, amir is like" look up, look down, im eating a pizza. look at ur sandwich, now at my pizza. it has turned into cake"

[michaelhays92]

New Jake and Amir suck.

[oMLKYWAYo]

wtf was that, a 1 minute add with no skip goddamm

[gretchdrums46]

@collegehumor most of your videos aren't compatible or can't be played on the iPhone or iPod touch and I really'd like to see them on there...thanks

[XyleCoco]

@thediabeticdoglover same...... (what a coincidence seeing you comment LOL)

[thediabeteicdoglover]

i m a type 1 diabetic and nows how it feels

[love2by4]

who counts carbs? i thought it was calories...

[poonageguy]

@love2by4 you are an idiot

[CHUCKIE13666]

fuck you homework i have college humor and google bitch

[mrtsunny]

"how do you have a bagel now?"

LOL

[WazzTheSecond]

The beginning reminds me of the "You've gotta give me a sip of that sooda" awesome. 

[hdohertyloves]

i eat what i want, when i want, why i want...

[sh4kymike]

Streeter appears in the middle of the video and disappears in a split second.

[pokewalkthrough09]

what are CARBS?

[pennydesouza]

@pokewalkthrough09 Are you joking?

[pokewalkthrough09]

@pennydesouza no

[pennydesouza]

@pokewalkthrough09 Fascinating stuff. a) What country do you live in; b) How old are you?

[pokewalkthrough09]

@pennydesouza sorry but i am not obligated to reveal my location and my age over the internet

[pennydesouza]

@pokewalkthrough09 The reason why I asked is that if you're, say, 12+ and from an English-speaking country, I am truly amazed and befuddled by the fact that you don't know what carbs are. I'm not trying to be rude - it's just that every single newspaper and magazine I read makes reference to carbs. They are also endlessly mentioned on TV. It is remarkable that this has passed you by.

[pokewalkthrough09]

@pennydesouza well buddy i dont go on the TV or read magazines i have exams to study for

[pennydesouza]

@pokewalkthrough09 You can do both! I certainly did.

[pokewalkthrough09]

@pennydesouza  do you have indian parents who dont understand what you capability is?

[ids5621]

@pokewalkthrough09 carbohydrates

[pokewalkthrough09]

@ids5621 thank you

[Xerzio]

Damn guys, Why, oh why I didn't know of you earlier.

[CaptainnKris]

1:25 What happened to streeter?

[IkeFreshh]

Amir reminds me of a real life Spongebob haha

[riskoish]

wtf is up with streeter showing up xD

[acaskey15]

Anyone else notice how quickly Streeter disappeared?????

[ehandkz]

@acaskey15 nigger

[TheSPEEZY99]

how do you have a bagel now

[laxmania3]

press 1 repeatedly 

[ThatNerdJStone]

.....and a surprise cameo from Shreeda Shrooda

[mattuoni]

omg jakes hamden shirt we played them

[TheCoDkidFTW]

Its funny how Streeter just randomly appears at his desk

[humudu]

STOP FIGHTING!

[DeathbyChocolateify]

Those aren't Chicken McNuggets...

[aznagent]

@DeathbyChocolateify He eats what he wants, when he wants, why he wants, or haven't you heard?

[ruerue28]

@DeathbyChocolateify he's in a diet

[92lolabola]

I like how Streeters there and then like magic he disappears. Makes you wonder how many retakes they did...

[peanutmaster1231]

Fuck you, college humor. I have homework.

[AcBxGoD]

@peanutmaster1231 Heh, 69 thumbs up..

[DalleDayul]

@peanutmaster1231 how dare you work instead of this!!!!

[sallyfradoodle]

@DalleDayul cause most of us are trying to do homework but get bored and watch collegehumor.

[Tsuami11]

@peanutmaster1231 I understand man I had a project but didn't finish it because of youtube.

[TheSakatagin1]

does anyone remind Amirs laugh of Annoying Orange?

[pezhex]

Stompf fightinggng

[0cocaxcola0]

why is he eating something other than chicken nuggets

[03LessThanThree03]

0:40 :)

[jakthelombax]

i used to be on a diet,

then i took an arrow to the knee.

[TraXXXtar]

wow streeters fast 1:27 hes there 1:29 hes not

[Drakaneo]

Hahaha

[irao914]

Dont Torch me like that man! Dont torch me like that!

[oFlamesz]

lol i saw the outtakes for this xD jake's a puss.

[DannyBoi7342]

Don't worry, Amir is only allergic to apples, walnuts, eggs, flour, baking soda, yeast, muffins, and bees...

[TheMeanSgtPlaysPiano]

Pizza is a vegetable now so the pizza is okay...

[ninjamonkey4804]

@TheMeanSgtPlaysPiano thats a lie

[zulustriker3]

i love the corny descriptions :)

[TheAidanbradley]

Sarah is looking fine in this clip.

[PedroGriffin93]

How do u have a bagel now?

[81lego81]

Amir is eating a vegetable at 0:54.

[FerminINC]

random dude in the background isn't there the entire video till 1:05

[25JamaalCharles]

0:40



[PKDana]

Jake and I *

[StevenTalks1]

@PKDana thts gramatikal krrekrt

[Jmalds96]

not a lot, not a lot !? lol

[rizler9]

the guy that sits behind them keeps disappearing 

[bishbashbosh2015]

thumbs up if you checked to see if jake and amir were wearing matching jeans!

[isVivoh]

Atkins founded a building in nyc . My mom ended up bying that building 6 years ago . she died in 05 . RIP MY MOM , CYNTHIA

[123lukefarrell123]

STHOP FYYTING!

[LJMellott]

what happened to the chicken nuggets

[KrakasRAwsum]

press 1 again and again

amir is so gangster

[jessekid86]

anyone else notice how streeter just appears and disappears randomly in all these jake and amir videos? ahaha

[SeaBoyProductions]

thumbs up if you watched if they had same pants!

[fingerboardpurjo123]

jake:syrup

amir:gravey.... dont cut me off

sarah: Yeah u do that alot

*window shatter* :/

[DylanATR182]

@TheReckoner007 with the new episodes, i do

[DylanATR182]

@spar123321 i know :D

[mercinaryre4]

1:25 streeter is there then after hes gone they had to pause so they could switch all the food amir is eating

[zebraloveroi]

I think I want to go on the Amir diet... O.O

[gmoddude1]

he is simply on a see food diet

[ericsyutubeaccount]

isnt cutting someone off and interrupting the same thing...

[LifeOfAnAntiSocial]

Jake say syrup funny :D

[NavajoBeauty]

he actually drenched his abdomen is seeerup :)

[ReplayGamerSF]

As soon as Amir switched to the bagel I was like watch the next one be pizza.

[Atlas3222]

I feel like a tool for posting this but, Jake calls "My abdomen feels like it was drenched in syrup..." a metaphor, when it is actually a simile.

[BlackOPSpots]

@Atlas3222 You're just being very technical. Similes, as well as metonymy, hyperboles and antitheses are all just types of metaphors, so Jake is right.

[NickyDark17]

@Atlas3222 I love you.

[bimirl]

@Atlas3222 in highschool when I was in grade 10 my english teacher called something a metaphor and then one of my classmates corrected him by saying it was a simile, and he just lost it all of a sudden and started shouting and dropped an f-bomb, saying a simile is a type of metaphor. I heard he got fired the year after.

[Burnntoast]

@Atlas3222 actually he said "so it WASN'T a metaphor" which is correct

[pantherfanatic7]

@Atlas3222 A simile is a type of metaphor.

[420GanjaGanja]

@Atlas3222 you should watch "grammar nazis"

[DrCrazyCake]

I'm I the only one who noticed that nobody was sitting behind amir at 1:02 but at 1:07 Streeter is suddenly there and at 1:27 he's still there but at 1:29 he's gone again! O.o'

[MrSmilingSamurai]

i just watched 10 hours of Jake & Amir.

So very tired now

[iruleandyoudont371]

@MrSmilingSamurai thats extremely pitiful..but even more extremely awesome

[ZakTehNoob]

Why the hell doesnt college humor have millions of views? Im waiting...

[93sk8rguy]

1:05 - 1:30 streeter is in the background

[lilrathgeber]

He should use that maple syrup covered belly in the cash booth like jeff did

[Conducingpillow]

I dont know what Jake was talking about there were no carbs there.

[legodatabase]

@Conducingpillow do you even know what carbs are

[StudioTechp]

HOW DID AMIR EVEN GET IN THE JOB TALKING??

[cooldonkeyfish]

NO. IT'S NOT A METAPHOR, OKAY???

IT'S A GODDAM SIMILE, IT USED LIKE. SIMILES USE LIKE OR AS.

[AngstArtsiticAwesome]

The beginning must have so many outtakes for it.

[TheMuneStar]

00:53 Eckans is a Pokemon!

[Punk5Rock]

@TheMuneStar I think he says Atkins, which is a diet...

[lostgrl06]

I miss the old Jake and Amir where all Amir ate was the D's.

[MrFear2252]

Why do I feel like fucking Sarah every time I see her

[nubbinsinc]

That brownie at the end kills me every damn time, I swear.

[kenziee25]

Hey Jake, it wouldn't have been a metaphor anyway. Simile ftw

[connorj1231]

TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL­OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[552amy]

haha i <3 this one

[smileatthesky897]

.....brownies......hehehe

[jmrui89]

that pizza looked sooooo GOOOOOOOOD

[hieunguyen17]

he talks like jayz at the beginning

Hey asking all Jake and Amir addicts

Hey have you guys seen the one with Amir watching

something on something on his computer and is eating a bag of chips and ends up eating all the way through to his leg...

dos anyone know the name of it I would b