Red State Update: Boycott The Olympics?

[Galactatech]

Rule one Never boycott The Olympics over politics.

[TheTollundWoman]

@Galactatech

Its not about "politics". Its about basic human rights.

[mikoss2007]

lol rednecks

[mathisjames2008]

"Lord knows Bush doesn't want to make us look bad, or hurt our reputation with the rest of the world"--thats classic!!!!!

[nickj077]

"Prime spank material."

LMFAO!!!

[RomMechEng]

I love your thought process, it's quite comical. Whoa, 'car'd' is quite a reach even with your poor syntactics. Normal conversation allows for many language faux pas whereas the written word is far more formal. You really are ignorant. See'd you later. Get it.

[RomMechEng]

Nothing wrong with that grammar, must be in your dumbass head.  Pussy.

[RomMechEng]

It's the correct spelling you stupid fuck. You need to GET a dictionary. How else would you spell it? I'd love to type it on your ass with my foot.

p.s. That IS how you spell 'typed' dropout.

[RomMechEng]

What a dumbass! Get a spell check you loser.

[rlywtf]

Year later, US attack on factory still hurts Sudan

By Jonathan Belke, The Boston Globe, 22 August 1999, F02

the loss of the factory has had longer-term consequences for the people of Sudan. Without the lifesaving medicine it produced, Sudan's death toll from the bombing has continued, quietly, to rise.

[RomMechEng]

Keep on replying if you're a little bitch who gold-medaled in being a pussy. U.S. Outclassed? I think not. You're just plain NO class. Yeah, China got more gold medals. I haven't denied that dumbass, but we got the most medals. What I stupidly assumed was that you were intelligent enough to know the difference. You suck. Your brain is butt hurt as that most be some queer code word that YOU developed.

[RomMechEng]

URAKUNT butt hurt is what you wrote dumbass. Can you not read? That is a verbatim quote from you. Jeez, have you got kangaroo shit for brains or what? I think you'd be more interested in, and most assuredly overqualified for, the special olympics.

[RomMechEng]

lol don't get butt hurt over the truth...

[RomMechEng]

It's a satirical reflection of your past posting. Get it?

[RomMechEng]

lol don't get learn read you can hahaha. Are you high?

[DantesDump]

These stupid fucks probably believe that theirs is an accurate depiction of "flyover country".

Liberal arrogance and ignorance knows no boundaries.

[RomMechEng]

Ooo we're so fuckin' scared. We'll close the gap on 'em before it's all said and done. BTW, where's Australia, still in the pool?

[stranahandragon97]

WTF is this the U.S. answer to Castro and Chavez?

[Truthiness231]

See "satire" in The Big List of Things You Don't Know Shit About. In stores now.

[pdxroadtrash]

does windows vista have a service pack3 that'll make you tube work better? thx in advance

[Tnasty618]

Why don't you guys each go get a job??!!

[pdxroadtrash]

why can't i view any vids? all i get is a msg saying that ...sorry this video is no longer available... what am i doing wrong? thx in advance for your help

[lahoward1963]

i had the same thing happen a few days ago. i updated windows to service pack3 and works fine now.

[ileahhope]

"PRIME SPANKING MATERIAL?!"

WAT?!

red necks.

[houndman6]

Humor. Crude...yeah, but funny funny stuff.

[ilovetogofast88]

I'd boycott the olympics 'cuz their POINTLESS!!

[ronpack]

retard alert!

[ilovetogofast88]

Meaning YOU!

[ilovetogofast88]

Ha ha ha, man on a really shitty day, you guys really know how to cheer me up, thanks!

[21665gis]

Earlier this year, Hollywood filmmaker Steven Spielberg dropped out of his role as advisor to the opening and closing ceremonies over China's link to the government of Sudan, blamed for genocide in its western province of Darfur.

This may be different from other places in world.

[banzaidawan]

21665gis: Spielberg, one of the early advocates of the invasion of Iraq back in 2002, when Gitmo Bush was still looking for his W.M.D., cares about human rights? Damn JOKE.

[duhCider]

I'd like to see you two boys "Speedo" up, if ya' know what I mean. Could be some male modeling contracts down the road. Ya' never know. Can't hurt your image any. Maybe your pride, but not your image. Besides, we can finally see who's boo-sheet'll float, an' who'd take on water faster than Angelina in that 3rd tri-mister.

[iMBBonlyone]

ow, my eyes! the visuals! make it stop!

[sscarzz]

"OLYMPICS SUCK NOW" w/all the performance enhancing drugs and shit. The "X" games,and all those jap games are better, like "NINJA WARRIOR", UNBEATABLE BANZUKE, and the ones on "YOU TUBE" the Olymoic in the 70's was questionable cause the German womans swim team had deep voices and hairy armpits. thier reps said that's the way they were born. poor girls didn't even know they were given male hormons. there was a show on cable on this.

[ilovetogofast88]

The olympics suck, pointless, just like the Academy Awards!

[10774222]

i like their idea of the olympics

[udreksuh]

this is hoax - Think about it!

[Floorburger19]

you guys who are arguing over this are honestly the dumbest people i've ever encountered.

its a funny video on youtube.

laugh at it.

and to the idiot who told them to shut up and drink their moonshine and watch their nascar...

they live in LA you stupid prick.

[Tibetan4thofJuly]

You guys are funnier than almost anyone on TV.

Let's hear it for Magnum P.I.

We ought to send Magnum to China so he can straighten them out about their policies toward human rights.

Thank you for the laughs about a very serious subject.

Especially when the Chinese are slaughtering over 500,000 cats to clear the streets for the tourist who will be attending the China Olympics. It helps ease the pain.

God Bless and keep the jokes coming we need all the laughs we can get.

[ChucklesPLaughmiste]

wtf?!?!?!? This shit is retarted. Bush? You shitting me? Shut up red necks, stick with what you do best for christs sake drink your moon shine and watch your nascar!

[CYLONEJACK]

I hope you know this is a joke, a spoof of redneck neo-cons.

[southernliberal]

The more I listen to them, the more I'm convinced they are "performing". Did you hear the part about not letting human rights issues get in the way of one kick ass triathalon. I know real rednecks and believe me, they aren't as well read.

[ColoradoJinx]

Their account name being "Travis and Jonathan", not "Jackie and Dunlap" should be a big clue. If you look in their archive, their Travis and Jonathan Show personas are very *very* different from their Red State Update personas.

[blastingcaps]

you say "real rednecks" like its okay to insult white people.

Do you bandy about the word nigger too mr. liberal?

Really i dont give a shit but i think its funny how hypocritical most liberals are.

[southernliberal]

I say real rednecks to illustrate a point. Actually, down here, we call them trash. No, I don't use the n word. If I see a black person acting ignorant and racist I call them trash as well. It is not hypocritical it is naturalistic observation.

[ilovetogofast88]

Dude, fuck off!

[wtfoof]

Who won Jackie's truck?

[SatoriSoul]

Prime Spank FTW! HAHAHA!

[WiseMan1000x]

These wise men, nay, holy men are truly insightful.

[JiveDadson]

Actually, the Dali Lama is an excellent golfer. Big hitter. Long. But he's a stingy tipper.

[wtfoof]

They also do marathon meditations! No joke! I love the Dali Lama by the way!

[jwoodswce]

Paintball needs to be added as the premier showcase Olympic event.

If the Olympics had laser tag, then teenage boys could have an event just like the young girls do with gymnastics.

[b5kalad]

I can not stand the Olympics.

[map37692]

you guys were hilarious on Jon boy and billy this mornin

[redneckstaggs1988]

NO F-ING WAY!!! JACKIE AND DUNLAP WERE ON JOHN BOY AND BILLY (as in the Big Show on the radio)??? I must've of missed it.

[Noyjeetut]

Keep it up guys... never retire.

[sodie77]

+ womens gymnastics!

[BLESSEDone333]

Bush in China is a sign of strength.

Too bad no one will be watching...ha

[GodBlessGoreFisher]

As Alica Keyes & Chauncy Taylor of College Park Maryland told Jeff Fisher, my runningmate back in April of 2008.

EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE ALRIGHT

Now for the posting to spread all over youtube world wide that will create world peace in 2008.

We all love music and Madonna.

A big fan,

Albert Arnold Gore Jr

Now please check out all the comments by Jeff and me at this youtube.

watch?v=R_yVxv0I1_I

Spread the word ASAP. Jeff is now in Philadelphia. Lets do the protest there now.

[CrocodileAvoider]

SOCCER SUCKS!

[ilovetogofast88]

Right on, dude, David Beckham is such a pansy.

[t4705mb6]

Big hugs and hot passionate kisses from one fascist government to the other.

Why not? Musolini and Hitler tried to have babies together....many times.

Human rights? A siisy boy idea! Hey, if WE can torture, rape & murder, what's wrong with our "favorite" partner doing the same?! Keeps folks in line.

[daniel1lee1ester]

Dunlap, what kind of athletes would be willing to participate in a contest in which the winner of the contest gets his head cut off. Shouldn't the loser have his head cut off instead. Would you want to win that contest Dunlap if so why.

[anmoose]

Dunlap, we all know that you'll "spank" anything hat doesn't get out of your way fast enough. LOL

Great stuff, guys!!

Moosie

[zebnolsen]

Kick ass triathlon!  Haha.

[YellowSSS]

"prime spank material" Great stuff!!

[redneckstaggs1988]

Dunlap, I'm with ya!

[GretchenDawntreader]

Priiiime spank material! LOL

We know what you're spankin' down in that basement, Dunlap.

[HORTme]

Aussie Aussie Aussie OI OI OI The Greatest sporting nation on earth. We only have 20 million people yet we still always manage to get into the top 5 Gold winning nations. Gotta love Aus

[ltgrandmaps3]

i was there in 2000 for the Olympics

[117rebel]

Go USA!!!

[freff]

I'm not sure we'd be all that happy with the results of a winner-take-all involving kicking a ball around.

We'd be better off sticking to shooting.

[lhooq21]

WWEEE HA! kicken tail! just what the U.S. of A needs to do more of...........

[astro104]

i know yall are obama's biggest fans...don't you know...it is the solid democratic south again. :)

[SandmanOpiate]

I can't think of single shooting event in the summer Olympics, is Archery an Olympic event?

You have to wait until there's snow on the ground before the weapons come out.

[stlmxc]

sounds like dunlap is planning on doing a little bit of 'skeet shooting' of his own this olympics. HIYOOO!

[rishof]

Magnum PI, hahaha

[robertpina99]

HAHAHAHA...Another funny one guys.

[ImperiousViking]

mud wrestling should allsow be an olympic sport

[blueadept42]

Awesome!  You guys are freakin awesome!

[MrPatriotic]

Lmao

[featuringfranklin]

Let's get us some hambonin'!

[Sypran]

lol, wow 14 min an 9 comments (omg im 10th!)

[SkankySwank]

Tennessee represent USA USA USA :)

[130ivan]

CAN I GET THE CD FOR FREE SINCE I WAS 3RD

[lazymornings]

Well although u 2 make american politics more intresting, You will have a high powered reptilian alien leader like the rest of us,0.o

[specialks1953]

Another great video by the kings of comedy. I got to post about it first. I wish I got a prize!

[specialks1953]

Shit, I just thought I was first. Damn!

[paintballer182182]

ahaha when i was first on the last video i got a prize a poem from jackie

[specialks1953]

Damn, I'm always a day late and a dollar short. I sure wish I would have gotten in on that special deal. I don't even like poetry but I would have taken it. There just is no justice. I guess I will get over my misfortune.

[iMBBonlyone]

you don't think that has something to do with the way you rambled on do you?

quite bluntly, when you're racing against time, it's best to just jump on it, leaving no doubt.

y'know:

wham-bam-first-thankyounowweca­nhaveconversation

[specialks1953]

Hey dickhead iMBBonlyone, if you didn't know, my post contain small attempts at humor. Smart people will recognize this, others may see it as rambeling on. In any case if you don't like my postings, don't read them. wham-bam-second-thankyounowgob­othersomeoneelse

[iMBBonlyone]

fuck you i was joking too.

your inability to tell explains why you b dayvoressed so much times.

grouch.

[specialks1953]

Come on over iMBBonlyone and fuck me. Send me a picture first please. I'm in Houston, Texas. When you made the statement prefaced with "quite bluntly" you took any ability to distinguish that you were joking. Since you were attacking what I said, if you were joking, you could have added a Ha Ha or a lol to your statement.

BTW, I was just joking in my first reply to you as well. Sounds like "you b dayvoressed so much times" also.

grump

[iMBBonlyone]

are you telling me how to post? i don't do Ha Ha it's usually hahahahahahahaha

if i fucked you, i'd have to kill you. i have my standards y'know.

attacking, teasing are often confused. i wouldn't expect a male Texan to be able to tell the difference. typical Houstonian. Bossy.

marriage is the leading cause of divorce.

[specialks1953]

Oh you're into girls. AMF

[iMBBonlyone]

what makes you say that?!

i apologize if my acid toungue got out of control.

[specialks1953]

Crap that just reminded me of my first x-wife. Thought I was but I wasn't first there either.

[iMBBonlyone]

and not one word about my misspelling!

i thought the apology would go down a little smoother if i put u in the middle of my tongue. heh.

glad we worked it out. well, not THAT kind of a workout, oh, you know what i mean. can't resist making an absurd remark. i'm so weak. do they have a 12 step program for being an idiot? i think i need one. not one step, one program. ok, i'll shut up.

[specialks1953]

Since we were no longer in attack mode I wasn't going to take the low road and make a remark about spelling. It just didn't seem right. I did enjoy (although I was a little bit in wonderment about the tone at first) the banter and the fact we made nice, nice. There is a lot to be said for communication. I wish my X felt communication was a viable resource.

[iMBBonlyone]

funny you should say that - i just got back from a relative's wedding in Jackie's neck of the woods in Tennessee. saw my ex for the first time in 15 years. very surreal.

sometimes the best communication is no contact at all.

your ex sounds like China.

maybe Dunlap will write her a song, he has a way with words.

maybe Dunlap should write a song for the Chinese gov't. that would fix everything.

[lazymornings]

HI!!!!