what an awful situation to be in. expected to entertain at the whitehouse.. like walking on a minefield, a good majority of her jokes are about politics. i'd shit myself D:
@RoasterBlack It's not that she isn't funny (though a relative opinion), it's that most in the audience can't handle her gut-check style of comedic satire. If she isn't funny, it's because she had to really tone back her delivery for the sake of the fact that most in Washington refuse to laugh hysterically at a good joke.
black women have beautiful asses....the bigger the better. if your a white woman complaining your just jealous, and if your a man complaining your probably just have a small penis.
@gerbils4evr Wanda Sykes for President!!!!! THUMBS UP IS YOU AGREE! That woman sitting beside Obama is crazy looking, and what's up with her hair??? LOL! these white people are so stiff, OMG tough crowd! I would be scared to death performing infront of these people, they don't appreciate good comedy!
I love Wanda Sykes but I felt like she was trying too hard to be respectful and she didn't really let herself out. I love when she's more free-spirited. That's when she's the funniest.
@BillieBaby143 Right before her performance she was told to curb her language and therefore couldn't be as free-spirited as we know and love her. Still funny though.
@7341662 Can someone please tell me why 7341662 has such an obsession with behinds of black women? Because i heard that that which the heart is full of, the mouth speaks of. Or in this case the fingers type. Poor sod, 't must be really unfulfilling, being a racist but really long for strong bigbutted black ladies >.>....
Btw nice speech Wanda! A bit soft on the President himself tho.
@veerleke HAHAHA -- Fat black women with flubbery fat waddly asses.... yeah.... definitely a real beauty pagent winner.......... NO!!!! hahahahaha -- why is it that black women hasve such ugly butts? Seriously. Is it genetics or bad diet... or both?
@7341662 why don't you shut your fucking asian ass up. you wish you had a butt like that.. you woudln't know what to do with it you small penis bitch.
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@angry person I love how you call some stupid but yet you can't even spell lmao what a dumb ass hahahah go back to middle school,also she is a great stand up comic and when doing stand up you can say what ever you want if your offended than well watch something else...
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wanda sykes is fucken stupid and compltely ignorant about anything obama is doing.. talking about rejecting money.. so fucken stupid.. im sick of these stupid shit bags..
if you voted for obama to prove you werent racist. or just because he was black.. please put a gun into your mouth,, pull back the hammer, and pull the trigger
hey,, lets all like the black president because he is black.. what he is stealing.. and ruining the country, he has fucked this country into shit,.. and molests the constitution.. it doesnt matter, he is the best president and is cool because he is black.. black, black,. all blacks love him only because he is black.. oh blacky, blacky oh nigga nigga.. he is the best.. take all our money, and punish hard workers and to help lazy crack heads. he is the best ahhh,,great man..
I remember watching this and literally sweating through my shirt because I was so nervous. But she killed it, like I knew she would because she's fucking hilarious, self-aware, AND honest. All which are qualities rarely found in politicians. Wanda cuts through bullshit using comedy, like all the great comedians. Even though the crowd was possibly one of the toughest, she's a genius.
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Blackie, black, black!!! We're BLACK and we're on the attack honkies!
My most liberal friend got called a honky in New York City by a stranger on the subway.
Blacks won't settle for the American hard earned route of prosperity. They wish to emulate old Americans like Old Hickory but this time the Whitey is the savage. There's no limit to Affirmative Action type programs. Those abuses are the goal of admirers of the theocrat MLK.
Sandra Day claimed AA had a 25 y time limit in 2005. Mm hmm.
I agree I was just joking back there about the thing about those white men.
Actually, that was meant as a joke about Wanda Sykes. I think blacks pay too much attention to being recognized as black and not enough energy being recognized as human first and foremost.
That is why I disagree with everything you had to say about your President..
THERE IS NOT RACIAL BIGGOTRY HERE!
I DO NOT LOOK DOWN ON NIGGER, KYKES, WOPS OR GREASERS!
@MrBigYum You're adorable! Do you know the quote from the Pirates of Penzance that goes
"Individually, I love you all with affection unspeakable; but, collectively, I look upon you with a disgust that amounts to absolute detestation."
Obama freely admits how Affirmative Action made his ascendency possible. He takes that attitude toward government into all of his policies, particularly immigration and privacy issues.
@MinisterAilingTongue Well so the HELL WHAT, my baby? Affirmative Action also helped the Jews establish theselves as some of the nation's most viable community business proprietors, and Germons the forerunning demographic in NASA engineering, and Mexicans in landscaping. It just wasn't called affirmative until '65--after the crackers finally got fed up hearing the Blacks bitch.
Lookit, we all want to be recognized, and this man appears to be compelling DC to do so at great risk to himself.
I don't see this man doing anything different that being who he is. many people call him a liar, but I don't think so. He's not being white or black. Just who he grew up. If that make the Whitey Whites upset, then they are no further past the epidermal layre that the Blacky Black Blacks.
I'm with him. I say, Don't roast me because I'm brown, brown me because I taste better.
Those white men were shaking her hands like, "Thank you, Wendy, that was really funny! The brilliant way you destroyed our biggest icons with that good, old-fashioned, shamelessly loud, ethnically homogeneous comedy style of yours. You must have studied for hours.
Say, my lodge is throwing me and honorary dinner on Thrsday. I'm receiving the Buck Horn Award--the highest honor the order can bestow on a member who's just gone Fortune 500. And I was wondering it you'd come and rip me to shreds?"
@MrBigYum Obama is a complete failure. Spending years to create unfunded health care instead of focusing on the economy and allowing financial regulatory reform to languish and to die while pumping money into the same pirate--I'm sorry, private financial institutions that got us into the recession back in the Bush era.
Sarah Palin is not an icon, and Bush and the GOP got his just deserts in the 2006 and 2008 elections. Obama simply failed to be the messia, hope 'n' change, black panther, etc.
That wanda is a freak and a cut up. Haaaaaaa! I laughed when she said, I hope your kidneys fail, Rush.
Those white men were like, I know how to get her after the routine. I'll talk politics, then I'll cleverly slip in a black joke, Like, "You people are the happiest , funniest damn breed in the Congo!" I'll ask her to roast me at a dinner, but when she arrives, I'll upstage her with Seignfeld's neighbor, and give her my coat.
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@ConradMPowell Good job, you covered the basics of mathematics! Sadly though, a 7 year old could put together that irrelevant formula and shout "911 OMG CONSIRACY". Get the fuck out of my internet you asshat.
@GetReadySetTerrible What's up. Really after having spent 4 years at Wesleyan University and Three years at Howard University School of Law I had to do something with all that conspiratorial theory genre. I created a fictional short story to say if Barack Obama did in fact fake Osama's death how would he do it. I am confident Osama isd dead. It is called literary license my friend. Get a clue. The story is free to download on smashwords
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OBAMA YOU NEED TO MAKE IT LAW THAT OUR POWER PLANTS THAT EMIT C02 MUST BUILD ALGAE FARMS TO FEED OFF THE CO2 AND THEN CAN BE MADE INTO OIL . YEAH WHATS UP WITH THAT MAN ?
take a note liberal skank, i'd be more than happy to "not be insulting" by stop saying thats so gay when you stop telling 6th grade jokes about conservatives and white people
@GinKirk7256 Luckily, the United States has this thing called the constitution. Note how I said the Constitution and not the bible. This is not a Theocracy. You want a place that goes along with religious teachings? Try Iran or Saudi Arabia. You'll fit right in.
@RomanRoyale Actually, the point is you dipshit, is that Obama thinks he is so important, the most important president in history. He's so smart that the mere mention of someone disagreeing with him sends him into a televised teleprompter speech. In reality, he's the Emperor With No Clothing. He is human, he is making mitakes, it's not all George Bush's fault that the economy, job's, global security, and optimism are all tanking. This is Obama's presidency, and it stinks.
Your right its not ALL of George's Fault but it is MOST.You people seem to EASILY forget how we were at a SURPLUS ECONOMY before George got in.And Trillions in Debt after he left..hmm If someone else burned your house down to the ground how great would it be to build it back by yourself and every brick you try to put back is criticised and knocked down,you dumb ass,we needed people like the Tea Party back when George was lying to us about wars and etc.Where was the party of "NO"then?ill wait...
The President is important..wow I dont care if it was George or Nixon the President holds a lot of importance so don't go there.Its the fact that EVERYTIME he says something the right wing goes into a frenzy and Sarah Palin or some other irrelevant person has to weigh in and lie about what they would do.Hes making mistakes,sure,but please 3years in office of ANY PRESIDENT cannot fix the travesties that were allowed for the 8years we had a total idiot in the oval office.Check and Mate
@RomanRoyale Well, if you want to play the blame game, let's go back to Clinton. If he would have finished off Bin Laden when he had the chance instead of getting his penis sucked by Monica, we probably would not have had 9-11. Then Bush would never have spent all that money on military excursions, and the world would be a diferent place. However I never heard of him blaming Clinton for any thing, except maybe the immorality he bestowed on the next generation. My pawn just got your King.
HAHA you cant even say that!You are really not informed.We went to IRAQ instead of IRAN..looks like the bush admin didnt know the difference between a Q and a N.Why didnt Bin Laden attack us WHILE CLINTON was in office?Hmm?Also WHY DID WE GO AFTER NOT OSAMA BUT SADDAM?No bush wanted a war and he got one at the price of our country.Clinton cant be blamed.He left the country in a DAMN GOOD STATE,whether he was getting a BJ or not he knew how to run a country.that irrelvent.Now give me my king, hoe
@RomanRoyale So you are saying Al Qaida never attacked us during Clinton? Have you ever heard of the Embasy bombings, the Cole attack, the Trade Center bombing? Clonton had his chance and failed., and if George H Bush hadn't left the country in such good shape Clinton wouldn't have been able to pull anything off.
You contradict yourself.You say that George H Bush was the reason for Clinton succeeding..yet George Bush is not the reason Obama is Having issues.Both Bushes had their chances to deal with Al Qaida and FAILED so whats your point?You don't have one.You will support the Bush's just because and not support Obama just because thats how people work.The cold hard facts are this Clinton left us with one of the highest surpluses in history.Bush ended that trend in his first term.No one can clean that
@RomanRoyale It's clear that you are an Obama lover. You would probably bow in front of him, and drink poisoned KoolAid for him if he asked you too. I can't fix blind stupidity.
Wrong I know the man is making mistakes but certain efforts undeniably kept us out of Bread lines.It is no longer about Obama or The Right wing or left wing or whatever it is about coming together.Hating the man DOES US NO GOOD,Bush was and is probably the most hated President of all time yet still in that he still ran the country.We already drank the poisoned Kool Aid for the 8years Bush ran the presidency.Instead of griping about whos right its about how do we correct it together,fix that.
@RomanRoyale First of all, there are a lot of people in the bread lines that were not there 4 years ago, 2nd, there are a lot of people that love George Bush, he isn't as hated as you think, unless of course you are a terrorist, and last, " if Obama would "think" more toward the center instead of so liberal, and take one day off from campaigning, and he has been campaigning for his next term since he got elected, he would scare big business less, and there would be more investments.
George Bush was definately hated,never thought I'd see the day a shoe would go flying at a Commander In Cheif at a press conference.Again,everytime Obama reaches out to the right wing they shoot him down so whats the point?Our economy is awful but not nearly as bad as it couldve been.You overexaggerate he has not been campaingning since he got elected.The fact is the "people" didnt see an issue with Bush so he did what he wanted,different tale with Obama,the right wing opposes him even blinking
@RomanRoyale The guy that threw the shoe was a Iraqi, not all those people got the big picture, but anyway Obama has been campaigning since day one, he was talking about his 2nd term before he was through the first 100 days. I don't hate Obama, it's just that he is too inexperienced to lead. He has never had a real job unless it was being a lawyer, or a community organizer or some other non-real world job. He is a good talker, I'll give him that, I just haven't seen the talk turn into anything
Well his healthcare talk turned into something whether anyone agrees or not.While the right wing was hounding him for a birth certificate,we get news that under his administration Al Qaidas leader is now dead.What was the promises that Bush came through on?The ALL CHILDREN LEFT BEHIND PROGRAM?Bringing people home from war?NO.The mans a born leader its just that the indians in his tribe and in opposing tribes want to be the chief.Bush WAS experienced and look.One is never "ready" to be president
@RomanRoyale You are right, Bush was experienced, and under his leadership we endured and survived the most violent attack ever on US soil by a foreign enemy. He totally revamped the intelligience community by creating The Division of Homeland Security. If not for Bush's efforts and that of his excellent cabinet, the groundwork would not have existed to capture Bin Laden. And your right his health care talk did turn in to something- a giant mess. Any one who works in health care now would agree
uh its not that we don't like paying taxes it's that we don't want to pay some federal reserve taxes on our labor and everything else including war and other bs... they already take our children and then they're gonna take our money to kill them!!! f that
country has never and should never have an owner. I had my laughs but I think the best of these that I have heard was by colbert when Bush was president and that was because colbert has left leanings...I guess after that experience they try to get people with similar political views to save face or something
what an awful situation to be in. expected to entertain at the whitehouse.. like walking on a minefield, a good majority of her jokes are about politics. i'd shit myself D:
trobxxx 5 days ago
Robbing banks and paying bills was hilarious
amdnovello 1 week ago
We know the first gay president would have her attend. She's ugly , black and a Lesbo.
RXstonendig 2 weeks ago
Lol..
JavFoster 2 weeks ago
She did a wonderful job ;D
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RXstonendig 2 weeks ago
LMAO "way to go Queen!"
sarcasticduck44 3 weeks ago
She's absolutely fabulous! Took it as close to the edge as she could - brave or just skilful?
strav12 4 weeks ago 2
Anyone who support limbaugh needs to have their head examined.
luv4knowledge 1 month ago
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WOW -- Wanda Sykes has a HUGE fat ass! Why do black women have such ugly butts?
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Vulturep 3 weeks ago
is that Charlie from The West Wing at 12:38 ?
SEANoawesum 1 month ago
@SEANoawesum Yeah, that's Dule Hill.
MDoggDX316 1 month ago
Huh. Louis C.K. at 10:55
uucp 1 month ago
Catch Anthony Weiner at 5:04? He and his wife seemed so happy.
uucp 1 month ago
Love Wanda!
There are too many white people in that audience. That Sojourner Truth joke deserved a better laugh!
TheRebeccaMills1 1 month ago
i wonder how many people really got the joke about sarah palin pulling out at the last minute...that shit had my guts tied up lmaooo!
ads14529 1 month ago
who here saw the creeper at 8:45?
123mycatrocks 1 month ago
i hope his kidneys fail~best line....and one i agree with the most
asmjackson 2 months ago
Wanda Sykes is not funny at all
RoasterBlack 2 months ago
@RoasterBlack It's not that she isn't funny (though a relative opinion), it's that most in the audience can't handle her gut-check style of comedic satire. If she isn't funny, it's because she had to really tone back her delivery for the sake of the fact that most in Washington refuse to laugh hysterically at a good joke.
6ft7inHIBread 1 month ago
I love her she speaks the truth!
JeremyJoe27 2 months ago
@732 get a life
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DAMN... Wanda Sykes has a huge, fat saggy ass!!! Why do black women have such UGLY butts?
7341662 2 months ago
i love how she was making the white people uncomfortable lol
ogezzy2010 2 months ago 3
@ogezzy2010 the only real person in this room is Wanda! everyone else is so fake!!!!
maleficentdiva 2 months ago 2
black women have beautiful asses....the bigger the better. if your a white woman complaining your just jealous, and if your a man complaining your probably just have a small penis.
drinny26 3 months ago
I love wanda sykes... sooooo funny
e2c2puma 3 months ago 20
Nossa, que tenso fazer isso. Parabéns para ela!
MKindle 3 months ago
Wanda Sykes's ass is even fatter than Michelle's!! Don't get me wrong, I love Obama. But why do black women have such TOTALLY UGLY asses?
7341662 3 months ago
you can tell wanda was a little nervous.. hell i'd be scared shitless...
gerbils4evr 3 months ago
@gerbils4evr Wanda Sykes for President!!!!! THUMBS UP IS YOU AGREE! That woman sitting beside Obama is crazy looking, and what's up with her hair??? LOL! these white people are so stiff, OMG tough crowd! I would be scared to death performing infront of these people, they don't appreciate good comedy!
maleficentdiva 2 months ago
I love Wanda Sykes but I felt like she was trying too hard to be respectful and she didn't really let herself out. I love when she's more free-spirited. That's when she's the funniest.
BillieBaby143 3 months ago 23
@BillieBaby143 Right before her performance she was told to curb her language and therefore couldn't be as free-spirited as we know and love her. Still funny though.
5my9other93half 1 month ago
Can someone please tell me why black women have such ugly butts?
7341662 3 months ago
@7341662 Can someone please tell me why 7341662 has such an obsession with behinds of black women? Because i heard that that which the heart is full of, the mouth speaks of. Or in this case the fingers type. Poor sod, 't must be really unfulfilling, being a racist but really long for strong bigbutted black ladies >.>....
Btw nice speech Wanda! A bit soft on the President himself tho.
veerleke 3 months ago
@veerleke HAHAHA -- Fat black women with flubbery fat waddly asses.... yeah.... definitely a real beauty pagent winner.......... NO!!!! hahahahaha -- why is it that black women hasve such ugly butts? Seriously. Is it genetics or bad diet... or both?
7341662 3 months ago
@7341662 you mad cuz white people have no ass ahahahahahahahahahah
ogezzy2010 2 months ago 3
@ogezzy2010 you made cuz black women have FAT and UGLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY flubber butts!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
7341662 2 months ago
Why the hell is Tyra Banks there? She set black women back as far as Obama set black men forward.
thekino 3 months ago
So anyone else notice Anthony Weiner at 4:55ish
lilfelber 3 months ago
Can someone please tell me what is wrong with the hair of that women to the left of Wanda? It's crazy
lilfelber 3 months ago
@lilfelber looks like FFH???!!!
dizzin0nz 3 months ago
That was a tough croud. But hej, it's Sykes; she makes everybody laugh.
reiswekker 3 months ago
WOW... Wanda Sykes has such a gross, fat flubbery ass. Why do black women have such ugly butts?
7341662 3 months ago
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DAMN! This fat bitch Wanda Sykes has one FAT FLUBBERY ASS!!! LOL! Why do black women have such ugly butts?
7341662 3 months ago
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wtf dude?
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Why do black women have such ugly butts?
7341662 4 months ago
@7341662 why don't you shut your fucking asian ass up. you wish you had a butt like that.. you woudln't know what to do with it you small penis bitch.
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@aoa198124 I'm not a chinaman, dickless. I guess that means you're a nigger? LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!
7341662 3 months ago
@7341662 i bet you never had anybody that loved you... you are such an ugly person on the inside...
devilinskirts 3 months ago in playlist Wanda Sykes
@Karuvar Hmmm... everyone knowss and laughs at how fat and ugly their butts are.
7341662 4 months ago
OKAY GOVERNORS... LOOK UNDER YOUR SEATS!
Tatertawt24 4 months ago
Man.... Wanda Sykes has a flubbery fat ass!!! Why do black women have such ugly butts?
7341662 4 months ago
@7341662 Wow...are you going around to all of her videos and observing her butt??
iLiveMusic90 4 months ago
@iLiveMusic90 Wow are you going around to all her videos? If so, you CAN'T AVOID seeing Wanda Sykes FAT ASS!!!! hahaha!!!
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desmond90993 4 months ago
She did wonderful!
armany02 4 months ago
@armany02 she's so good because she's so real
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IIIlllIIIlllIl 4 months ago
he skrewed up alright
dZeNi087 4 months ago
10:13 Tyra is probably like Whhaat...?
WeirdIdeasCO 4 months ago
Wanda Sykes has been initiated ;)
b3njamin0912 4 months ago
I'm opening for this woman Sept. 17th in Anchorage. What an honor!
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White House Press Announcement turns into Oval Office Frenzy
SAINTCHRISTOPHERV 4 months ago
She's hot. Not many could take the mick of the president like this. Robin williams is the only one to my mind.
simonsteam 4 months ago
@angry person I love how you call some stupid but yet you can't even spell lmao what a dumb ass hahahah go back to middle school,also she is a great stand up comic and when doing stand up you can say what ever you want if your offended than well watch something else...
comic32909 4 months ago
funny
BrianReport 4 months ago
usually im not the one who makes comments like this but i cant resist in this case...
166 people got in the car with dick cheney xD
honestly ppl offended with her jokes on the right wingers---the legion of doom just needs to simmer the fuck down.
Perid0tStar 4 months ago
Wow, ppl complain too much it seems by looking at all these comments...jeez, it's entertainment and meant to make ppl laugh
jesaro07 5 months ago
this is probably the only funny thing on CSPAN
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psillyguava 5 months ago
is it just me, or does Michelle Obama look like Predator with the mask off
AngryAtTechnology75 5 months ago
wanda sykes is fucken stupid and compltely ignorant about anything obama is doing.. talking about rejecting money.. so fucken stupid.. im sick of these stupid shit bags..
AngryAtTechnology75 5 months ago
if you voted for obama to prove you werent racist. or just because he was black.. please put a gun into your mouth,, pull back the hammer, and pull the trigger
AngryAtTechnology75 5 months ago
hey,, lets all like the black president because he is black.. what he is stealing.. and ruining the country, he has fucked this country into shit,.. and molests the constitution.. it doesnt matter, he is the best president and is cool because he is black.. black, black,. all blacks love him only because he is black.. oh blacky, blacky oh nigga nigga.. he is the best.. take all our money, and punish hard workers and to help lazy crack heads. he is the best ahhh,,great man..
AngryAtTechnology75 5 months ago
this bitch does not know the definition of "roast" Please kiss his ass more!
778denver 5 months ago
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UrNoFuN929 4 months ago
I remember watching this and literally sweating through my shirt because I was so nervous. But she killed it, like I knew she would because she's fucking hilarious, self-aware, AND honest. All which are qualities rarely found in politicians. Wanda cuts through bullshit using comedy, like all the great comedians. Even though the crowd was possibly one of the toughest, she's a genius.
theearlyfrost 5 months ago
8:43 Alan Greenspan being a witless creeper.
AceObrin 5 months ago in playlist Funny Stuff!
12:31 Too much?
tamversuschris 5 months ago
@tamversuschris Free speech is a beautiful thing.
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This is more like a roast of Obama....gotta love Wanda and I love how Obama says, "Oh,well." at 3:33
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stevespell2 5 months ago
14:01 Ugh is that Glenn Becks' dumb ass?
latequilera22 5 months ago
I know somebody's wondering..
So, today, I'm WHITE.
MrBigYum 5 months ago
Blackie, black, black!!! We're BLACK and we're on the attack honkies!
My most liberal friend got called a honky in New York City by a stranger on the subway.
Blacks won't settle for the American hard earned route of prosperity. They wish to emulate old Americans like Old Hickory but this time the Whitey is the savage. There's no limit to Affirmative Action type programs. Those abuses are the goal of admirers of the theocrat MLK.
Sandra Day claimed AA had a 25 y time limit in 2005. Mm hmm.
MinisterAilingTongue 5 months ago
I agree I was just joking back there about the thing about those white men.
Actually, that was meant as a joke about Wanda Sykes. I think blacks pay too much attention to being recognized as black and not enough energy being recognized as human first and foremost.
That is why I disagree with everything you had to say about your President..
THERE IS NOT RACIAL BIGGOTRY HERE!
I DO NOT LOOK DOWN ON NIGGER, KYKES, WOPS OR GREASERS!
HERE YOU ARE ALL EQUALLY WORTHLESS!
New angle?
MrBigYum 5 months ago
@MrBigYum You're adorable! Do you know the quote from the Pirates of Penzance that goes
"Individually, I love you all with affection unspeakable; but, collectively, I look upon you with a disgust that amounts to absolute detestation."
Obama freely admits how Affirmative Action made his ascendency possible. He takes that attitude toward government into all of his policies, particularly immigration and privacy issues.
This is a YouTube fracas. I'm done with it.
MinisterAilingTongue 5 months ago
@MinisterAilingTongue Well so the HELL WHAT, my baby? Affirmative Action also helped the Jews establish theselves as some of the nation's most viable community business proprietors, and Germons the forerunning demographic in NASA engineering, and Mexicans in landscaping. It just wasn't called affirmative until '65--after the crackers finally got fed up hearing the Blacks bitch.
Lookit, we all want to be recognized, and this man appears to be compelling DC to do so at great risk to himself.
MrBigYum 5 months ago
I don't see this man doing anything different that being who he is. many people call him a liar, but I don't think so. He's not being white or black. Just who he grew up. If that make the Whitey Whites upset, then they are no further past the epidermal layre that the Blacky Black Blacks.
I'm with him. I say, Don't roast me because I'm brown, brown me because I taste better.
No Brats jokes, okay?
MrBigYum 5 months ago
who turns down money? People who don't accept bribes.
why doesn't she just unzip Obama's trousers while she's at it.
SoulTenor 5 months ago
She had to be just a little lame, the peeps in there weren't too sharp or relaxed.
TheSconas 5 months ago
Those white men were shaking her hands like, "Thank you, Wendy, that was really funny! The brilliant way you destroyed our biggest icons with that good, old-fashioned, shamelessly loud, ethnically homogeneous comedy style of yours. You must have studied for hours.
Say, my lodge is throwing me and honorary dinner on Thrsday. I'm receiving the Buck Horn Award--the highest honor the order can bestow on a member who's just gone Fortune 500. And I was wondering it you'd come and rip me to shreds?"
MrBigYum 5 months ago
@MrBigYum Obama is a complete failure. Spending years to create unfunded health care instead of focusing on the economy and allowing financial regulatory reform to languish and to die while pumping money into the same pirate--I'm sorry, private financial institutions that got us into the recession back in the Bush era.
Sarah Palin is not an icon, and Bush and the GOP got his just deserts in the 2006 and 2008 elections. Obama simply failed to be the messia, hope 'n' change, black panther, etc.
MinisterAilingTongue 5 months ago
@MinisterAilingTongue I agree, man, that was funny as SHEEIIAAIITT!!
That wanda is a freak and a cut up. Haaaaaaa! I laughed when she said, I hope your kidneys fail, Rush.
Those white men were like, I know how to get her after the routine. I'll talk politics, then I'll cleverly slip in a black joke, Like, "You people are the happiest , funniest damn breed in the Congo!" I'll ask her to roast me at a dinner, but when she arrives, I'll upstage her with Seignfeld's neighbor, and give her my coat.
MrBigYum 5 months ago
She has done a lot better than this...I was disappointed, but I'm aware that not everyone can always bring their a-game
gmawneydawgness 5 months ago
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at 13.34 you can see Keith Olbermann laughing
matthaufan97 5 months ago
at 13.34 you can see Keith Olbermann laughing
matthaufan97 5 months ago
Rahm Emmanuel is having way too much fun. So funny.
brittspolitical 5 months ago
But it's okay for the Black lady to wish a white man like Rush for his kidney to fail. Sounds like a double standard to me here.
JayCheramie 6 months ago
@JayCheramie DERP
mildew2yahoo 6 months ago
@JayCheramie What does skin color have to do with it?
jnqidowu1 5 months ago
i think she was a little embarassing, if i were president i'd be calling secret service to bundle her out in the name of national security
takewhole 6 months ago
161 people didnt get invited.
ThePolamalu4343 6 months ago
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I think what this vagina breath black bitch needs is a glass full of sickle cell and then go visit Rush.
JayCheramie 6 months ago
@JayCheramie c'mon man making racial slurs is so not 21st century the world is moving on and you should too
takewhole 6 months ago
"Nigga....You Motha Fuckin President" HAHAHAHAHA Oh Wanda You Shoulda Said That
SSJSasuke777 6 months ago 5
According to my Fictional Short Story, President Barack Obama faked the death of Osama bin Laden with the whole world watching. What's the significance of May 2, 2011? May is the 5th month so 5 plus 2 is the day of the operation plus 2 from the year 2011 and when you add them up you get 9 and the remaining part of the year 2011 is 11 - HENCE 5/2/2011 is code for 9/11. Download and Discover truth?
ConradMPowell 6 months ago
@ConradMPowell Good job, you covered the basics of mathematics! Sadly though, a 7 year old could put together that irrelevant formula and shout "911 OMG CONSIRACY". Get the fuck out of my internet you asshat.
GetReadySetTerrible 6 months ago
@GetReadySetTerrible What's up. Really after having spent 4 years at Wesleyan University and Three years at Howard University School of Law I had to do something with all that conspiratorial theory genre. I created a fictional short story to say if Barack Obama did in fact fake Osama's death how would he do it. I am confident Osama isd dead. It is called literary license my friend. Get a clue. The story is free to download on smashwords
ConradMPowell 6 months ago
@ConradMPowell Stop advertising your crap short story and also, this is a video about Wanda Sykes doing some comedy not a conspiracy theory with Jesse Ventura episode. Get a clue? Follow your own advice and please don't pull random irrelevant shit from your ass and onto your keyboard.
GetReadySetTerrible 6 months ago
wanda was great; but i wouldn't mind dave chappelle doing it haha
enzo321 6 months ago
Wanda Sykes is Awesome!!!
nelnel6280 6 months ago
funny
HotVideoZone 6 months ago
OBAMA YOU NEED TO MAKE IT LAW THAT OUR POWER PLANTS THAT EMIT C02 MUST BUILD ALGAE FARMS TO FEED OFF THE CO2 AND THEN CAN BE MADE INTO OIL . YEAH WHATS UP WITH THAT MAN ?
souljahfaGod 6 months ago
9:03
Wanda: Girl i'm gonna go pay ma taxes!
Michele: We should do that!!!
randomninjapirate1 6 months ago
hilarious!
aletasage 7 months ago
HOLY SHIT ITS ANTHONY WIENER.....WITH HIS JUNK ACTUALLY NOT IN FRONT OF A CAMERA! 5:00
mercuryrulz 7 months ago 16
@mercuryrulz WOW... WANDA SYKES HAS GOT ONE FUGLY FAT ASS !!!!!!!!!!!! LOL
7341662 3 months ago
take note right wing nuts. these liberals can laugh at themselves. they don't drag people off stage.
1234blahluv 7 months ago 30
@1234blahluv
bush did this dinner.... 8 times.
wayfarin 6 months ago
@1234blahluv
take a note liberal skank, i'd be more than happy to "not be insulting" by stop saying thats so gay when you stop telling 6th grade jokes about conservatives and white people
MaryBeth321123 4 months ago
Kate Walsh 06:56
Lightcaster123 7 months ago
She's hilarious lol
ilvtamika 7 months ago
RomanRoyale your a little crazy right?
cbcdcnbr 7 months ago
OMG! WEINER IS IN THE AUDIENCE TOO!
AshenMoonShadow 7 months ago 3
I saw Barbra Walters in the audience... unfortunately.
AshenMoonShadow 7 months ago
What I would give to bone Tyra Banks...
ranatungadkr 7 months ago 3
This is hilarious!!!
MrCogicson1 7 months ago
@MrCogicson1 Sure is :D
Perid0tStar 4 months ago
Anthony Weiner at the 5:00 mark.
Tyra at the 10:15.
disclaimer29 7 months ago
...continued second half of poem entitled WHAT MARRIAGE IS
A congregation set apart to justify themselves, are there those for other sins?
Loving groups and counseling help us, we all need God-in-skin.
Christ's disciples love all sinners, but hate the sins that they commit.
Against the only One infallible, all sin and from Him do split.
Our gracious, heavenly Father extends compassion and mercy.
Accepting us where we are, expecting change through His liberty.
GinKirk7256 7 months ago
@GinKirk7256 Luckily, the United States has this thing called the constitution. Note how I said the Constitution and not the bible. This is not a Theocracy. You want a place that goes along with religious teachings? Try Iran or Saudi Arabia. You'll fit right in.
kitsunefoxfyre 7 months ago
Fuck Bush!
daggerros 7 months ago
A crucial query begging answer is not what marriage is.
How can we presume to vote on a precept that is His?
Not matters what we think or say,
We are called to just obey.
There is a term I find perplexing, what does "gay" Christian mean?
An oxymoron is what I call it, why to some is this unseen?
Meaning lively and vivacious, "gay" was once a lovely word.
Why a church for homosexuals, does that not sound absurd?
GinKirk7256 7 months ago
If we woke up tomorrow, and Wanda and Obama never existed, I think the world would still be okay.
glenda8110 7 months ago
@glenda8110 If I woke up tomorrow and you didnt exist the world would be ok as well..whats your point?oh you dont have one..ok just checking
RomanRoyale 7 months ago
@RomanRoyale Actually, the point is you dipshit, is that Obama thinks he is so important, the most important president in history. He's so smart that the mere mention of someone disagreeing with him sends him into a televised teleprompter speech. In reality, he's the Emperor With No Clothing. He is human, he is making mitakes, it's not all George Bush's fault that the economy, job's, global security, and optimism are all tanking. This is Obama's presidency, and it stinks.
glenda8110 7 months ago
Your right its not ALL of George's Fault but it is MOST.You people seem to EASILY forget how we were at a SURPLUS ECONOMY before George got in.And Trillions in Debt after he left..hmm If someone else burned your house down to the ground how great would it be to build it back by yourself and every brick you try to put back is criticised and knocked down,you dumb ass,we needed people like the Tea Party back when George was lying to us about wars and etc.Where was the party of "NO"then?ill wait...
RomanRoyale 7 months ago
The President is important..wow I dont care if it was George or Nixon the President holds a lot of importance so don't go there.Its the fact that EVERYTIME he says something the right wing goes into a frenzy and Sarah Palin or some other irrelevant person has to weigh in and lie about what they would do.Hes making mistakes,sure,but please 3years in office of ANY PRESIDENT cannot fix the travesties that were allowed for the 8years we had a total idiot in the oval office.Check and Mate
RomanRoyale 7 months ago
@RomanRoyale Well, if you want to play the blame game, let's go back to Clinton. If he would have finished off Bin Laden when he had the chance instead of getting his penis sucked by Monica, we probably would not have had 9-11. Then Bush would never have spent all that money on military excursions, and the world would be a diferent place. However I never heard of him blaming Clinton for any thing, except maybe the immorality he bestowed on the next generation. My pawn just got your King.
glenda8110 7 months ago
HAHA you cant even say that!You are really not informed.We went to IRAQ instead of IRAN..looks like the bush admin didnt know the difference between a Q and a N.Why didnt Bin Laden attack us WHILE CLINTON was in office?Hmm?Also WHY DID WE GO AFTER NOT OSAMA BUT SADDAM?No bush wanted a war and he got one at the price of our country.Clinton cant be blamed.He left the country in a DAMN GOOD STATE,whether he was getting a BJ or not he knew how to run a country.that irrelvent.Now give me my king, hoe
RomanRoyale 7 months ago
@RomanRoyale So you are saying Al Qaida never attacked us during Clinton? Have you ever heard of the Embasy bombings, the Cole attack, the Trade Center bombing? Clonton had his chance and failed., and if George H Bush hadn't left the country in such good shape Clinton wouldn't have been able to pull anything off.
glenda8110 7 months ago
You contradict yourself.You say that George H Bush was the reason for Clinton succeeding..yet George Bush is not the reason Obama is Having issues.Both Bushes had their chances to deal with Al Qaida and FAILED so whats your point?You don't have one.You will support the Bush's just because and not support Obama just because thats how people work.The cold hard facts are this Clinton left us with one of the highest surpluses in history.Bush ended that trend in his first term.No one can clean that
RomanRoyale 7 months ago
@RomanRoyale It's clear that you are an Obama lover. You would probably bow in front of him, and drink poisoned KoolAid for him if he asked you too. I can't fix blind stupidity.
glenda8110 7 months ago
Wrong I know the man is making mistakes but certain efforts undeniably kept us out of Bread lines.It is no longer about Obama or The Right wing or left wing or whatever it is about coming together.Hating the man DOES US NO GOOD,Bush was and is probably the most hated President of all time yet still in that he still ran the country.We already drank the poisoned Kool Aid for the 8years Bush ran the presidency.Instead of griping about whos right its about how do we correct it together,fix that.
RomanRoyale 7 months ago
@RomanRoyale First of all, there are a lot of people in the bread lines that were not there 4 years ago, 2nd, there are a lot of people that love George Bush, he isn't as hated as you think, unless of course you are a terrorist, and last, " if Obama would "think" more toward the center instead of so liberal, and take one day off from campaigning, and he has been campaigning for his next term since he got elected, he would scare big business less, and there would be more investments.
glenda8110 7 months ago
George Bush was definately hated,never thought I'd see the day a shoe would go flying at a Commander In Cheif at a press conference.Again,everytime Obama reaches out to the right wing they shoot him down so whats the point?Our economy is awful but not nearly as bad as it couldve been.You overexaggerate he has not been campaingning since he got elected.The fact is the "people" didnt see an issue with Bush so he did what he wanted,different tale with Obama,the right wing opposes him even blinking
RomanRoyale 7 months ago
@RomanRoyale The guy that threw the shoe was a Iraqi, not all those people got the big picture, but anyway Obama has been campaigning since day one, he was talking about his 2nd term before he was through the first 100 days. I don't hate Obama, it's just that he is too inexperienced to lead. He has never had a real job unless it was being a lawyer, or a community organizer or some other non-real world job. He is a good talker, I'll give him that, I just haven't seen the talk turn into anything
glenda8110 7 months ago
Well his healthcare talk turned into something whether anyone agrees or not.While the right wing was hounding him for a birth certificate,we get news that under his administration Al Qaidas leader is now dead.What was the promises that Bush came through on?The ALL CHILDREN LEFT BEHIND PROGRAM?Bringing people home from war?NO.The mans a born leader its just that the indians in his tribe and in opposing tribes want to be the chief.Bush WAS experienced and look.One is never "ready" to be president
RomanRoyale 7 months ago
@RomanRoyale You are right, Bush was experienced, and under his leadership we endured and survived the most violent attack ever on US soil by a foreign enemy. He totally revamped the intelligience community by creating The Division of Homeland Security. If not for Bush's efforts and that of his excellent cabinet, the groundwork would not have existed to capture Bin Laden. And your right his health care talk did turn in to something- a giant mess. Any one who works in health care now would agree
glenda8110 7 months ago
uh its not that we don't like paying taxes it's that we don't want to pay some federal reserve taxes on our labor and everything else including war and other bs... they already take our children and then they're gonna take our money to kill them!!! f that
kattyjnikole 7 months ago
let's suck obama's D%&^ a little more wanda... you know damn well you can do way better than that... you just didn't want to get killed.
kattyjnikole 7 months ago
who dosent like wanda. Let her saY watevah she want
BookRocky24 7 months ago
Christ, that was funny!!
CRISPIN4U 8 months ago
far left comedian, for a far left President....makes sense.
murc111 8 months ago
obamas such a good sport... this is great :)
broadwaymaniac92 8 months ago
i love u wanda ur funnu ur smart i just love u !
shaurora26 8 months ago
I tell my family If two cars pull up Dick Chaney in one and a strangers in the other get in with the stranger
fredmonk9947 8 months ago
Hahaha..I hope his kidneys fail! LOL
pilipinasmabuhay100 8 months ago
i hope im not da only person that saw tyra banks n the audience
MKLuciouSTV 8 months ago 42
@MKLuciouSTV I SAW HER!!
IsCoolSilke 8 months ago
@MKLuciouSTV I saw her too and Kate Walsh
bosoxkiddo2244 8 months ago
@MKLuciouSTV how could you miss her?
toungetied98 7 months ago
@MKLuciouSTV 7:50
Hidjdjdj 7 months ago
@MKLuciouSTV 10:13
Hidjdjdj 7 months ago
@MKLuciouSTV i saw her too :)
freakybrygab 6 months ago
@MKLuciouSTV she looked a little annoyed
MrLynxCat 6 months ago
@MKLuciouSTV I SAW HER! I felt like I was playing "Where's Waldo?"
comedienneayanna 5 months ago
@MKLuciouSTV ...and Padma...
comedienneayanna 5 months ago
daymn dawg Obama dugg that shit, lol
XYManx28 8 months ago
@XYManx28 You sound like a character on The Wire, dude.
JaneLame 8 months ago
@JaneLame lol
XYManx28 8 months ago
country has never and should never have an owner. I had my laughs but I think the best of these that I have heard was by colbert when Bush was president and that was because colbert has left leanings...I guess after that experience they try to get people with similar political views to save face or something
123djx 8 months ago