Black Mamba vs. Animal Kingdom

[raptors12349]

same with KOBE vs the basketball kingdom

[jeremiah1porter]

Wow really, that was ignorant.

[Darkninja0214]

This guy obviously has never seen Snakes on a Plane. The thing that sucks is that their is no Black mamba on the plane either.

[bloodhazard67]

black mamba, the real reason mufasas dead.

[strictlydope84]

wow...American documentaries are shit.

[larvenNIGGA]

lebron traveled 

[calebisme1]

@royaladam your a dumbass

[royaladam]

That mother squeral is a coward. Because she direct straight the black mamba to her nest. If the black mamba was going to straight to the nest, she could have get the black mamba attention & direct the black mamba a different direction.

[gucciiboyy]

@royaladam lol wat r u saying

[SKpivot]

@royaladam no he already knows where the nest is...there would be no point in doing that. She would just die and then her babies would be killed as well. It's nature deal with it.

[therealestniggaalive]

Kobe Bryant

[Omar21C]

Annoying narrator.

[benmummyzxc]

Snake kills squirrel

red neck:NOOOOO!FUCK SNAKES!

Human eats chicken

Yum!

[zionistslut]

obama is a snake shapeshifter. Would you friggin believe it!!

[ScopedPewPew]

The only good snake is a dead snake.

[RobloxianVideoMaker]

*Opens mouth*

Animals: OH MAI GAWD! RUUUUUUN!

[Armenius100]

what a beauty!

[mudya1]

quiet, small, yet deadly just like my ass when I'm about to fart

[theoubliette]

No Nat geo, I did not appreciate your discretion at all. I want to see the black mamba inject that little baby squirrel with the poison.

[JSVKK]

mamba is the king of all snakes

[fisherboy7634]

I hope I never encounter this narrator

[xRobotzHD]

One time I saw a Black Mamba and it was 6 feet 6 inches and i dont know why but it was wearing 5 rings

[TheChoppergunner100]

Black mamba: MAAAAAAAAAAAmmmmmmmmmmmBAAAAAA­AA SMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAASHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMBAA BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGG

Herd of buffallos: HEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS GUUUNAAAAAAAAA EAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTT UUUUSSSSSS ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNN­NNNNNNN AHHHHHHHHHH O_O.

Black Mamba: aaaaahhhhhh come oooonnnnnn i just open my mouth for some fresh air -_-.

Scardy Cats .>_>

[vemon95]

They even name a energy drink after this snake.. which is a very good energy drink too..

[TechnoBuddy]

fuckin mambas are badass

[TheHero717]

I saw a male black Mamba 6ft 7inches.He was wearing 5 rings

[rclemente21]

@TheHero717 Take your gayness back somewhere else and get off homey's nutzzz!

[KaystahG]

go kobe

[crazyanimal187]

i want to chop its head off

[blueshellpenguin]

Kobe eats squirrels.

[dalektaliban]

this narrator makes scumbag steve look like a fucking boy scout

[sportsman786]

Fuck This Ugly ass Snake and this mofo narrator.... the baby squirrels :-(

[iHacksorzz]

Man this fucking narrator.

[Kawaii522]

HA! RUSH HOUR! I GET IT.

oh yeah that was hilarous man.... *sarcasm!*

[TROLLOLOL87]

Buffallo: ~DERP~

Black Mamba:FUCK OFF!

[TrololoJack]

I cant imagine Kobe eating squirrels.

[David0794]

"let's cut right to the end of the meal..." *leg in mamba's mouth* "...just the last few crunches"

[smileyface14982]

I thought u said Black Mama..

[frankywdmn]

Black mamba: " The animal kingdom ain't got shit on me!"

[ozzyexo]

I thought it was gonna be Kobe

[GingaUchiha1233]

me and my maids encountered one we killed it with a stick! weird right? and its true no kidding!!!!!!!

[reptilebeast123]

shit i would of been gone

[NicholasGuisano]

Black Mambas could go up a tree!

[jimmyshitbags]

lol, a rhino is definitely not "hundreds of times" its size. Weight maybe.

[lukeiamyourfaja]

Damn black mamba you badass

[seekerDeLaSouth]

The bison should have just trampled it.

[metal2dax]

The mother squirrel sacrificed her kids to save her own life so messed up

[mufcevo]

@metal2dax

Probably not, it would have killed the mother and then moved on to the kids, was a no-win situation.

[lol1143]

I can just hear the ominous whistling...

[Kingbeastguy]

When he said there was something they could do I thought he meant shooting the damn thing!

[TomTheBlogger]

NOOOOOOO. Not the baby squirrels :/ Bastard snakes lmfao

[Josh29656]

Honey badger still don't give a shit.

[Muradmb1986]

@Josh29656

Hahahah

Best Comment Ever :)

[Saveens]

wtf is this music? but good video :) 

[KruspeFTW]

Damn nature, u scary.

[snkhuong]

i were expecting to see Kobe Bryant...

[nin10do4ever]

ppl ppl people. itsthe faste´st snake in the world cause it the BLACK mamba. its in the BLACK bood to be fas :D

[MusicofMelkor]

black mamba don't give a fuck

[PwkillaESS]

Nom nom, baby squirrels.

[tiggerthejerk]

kobe still suck

[DjTommyKx]

Kill Bill movie baught me here :D

[11froilan]

i'd like to see mongoose vs the mamba



[tcsdef]

that narrator needs to shut the fuck up 

[ahmad24lal]

Kobe Bryant vs the NBA King (LeBron James) lol

[pussymagnetization]

mangoose vs snakes, please make vid like that.

[iwashere2011able]

no baby squirrels were harmed at the making of this video

[chibimaru8]

Kobe Bryant brought me here

[muratveli]

Did Kill Bill also bring you here??

[SquidTheHorse95]

Honey Badger don't give a shit

[petguineapigs0987654]

I love squirrels.Poor baby squirrels :( But the snake is kwl

[Aswhisian]

Kobe Bryant vs NBA

[AAsupreme23]

next video should be black mamba vs. Nat Geo narrator

[fonzieloco9035]

Nature.

[gcsoccer96]

iv seen scary

[VermontConnection]

the mongoose isn't immune to black mamba venom, which is different from cobra venom. the mamba will win over the mongoose, especially if it's big enough and manages to bite the mongoose just once.

[lious4]

i prefer to smoke black mamba..at least 5 hours drug

[YANTOSEM]

I hate black mamba.

[sverges]

240p we meet again >:(

[SPLASH658]

bastard mamba.

[sfassih]

heyy its kobe bryant...

[Immylestrange]

Cute but deadly :)

[Caanos88]

Damn bitch ate my babies alive

[Exoticplaya1]

i never kobe bryant would be the most feared guy

in Africa..:P

[epyonslegacy]

2:06

Squirrel: F**k this I'm out

[MegaLimera1n]

the reason the animals where scared r cuz the thought it was was a moving and hissing stick

im so lazy i am 2 lazy to type

[tubenachos]

Shhhhhhhhhhhh.....the Black Mamba slowly kills it prey letting the game clock go down to 3 seconds and then it strikes!!!

[bensnowden96]

TYPE IN BLACK MAMBA ON PORN HUB LOL ::O

[1226mac]

Black mamba opens it's mouth(people runs)

I open my mouth(people say's)HEY WHO farted!

[tjv91]

not poisonous, venomous.



[Tarudizer]

*opens window and looks outside*

Its aight. Concrete walls.

*looks outside again*

Oh. Im in Norway. Nevermind.

[painkillaz100]

poor mother squirrel :S

[koobyall]

Squirrel: Leave my babies and I the fuck alone!

Mamba: The hell you gonna do bout it bitch?

Squirrel: Ok... carry on.

[DumbassBoiis]

DAMN NATURE. YOU SCARY.

[truthIsStranger]

1:15 look. at. that. fucker. go.

There are old stories of them chasing down horses to kill and eat the rider, but they're fastasy. : (

[MegaDayumm]

Black Mamba: Nigga Get The Fuck off My Way Bitch

[djmoose9]

niCE juicy bite :-)

remids me of my first juicy burger

[saqrahman24]

Damn, Calm down kobe

[Antonio12Goncalves]

HOLY SHIT!

Kobe is a kil... oh wait i already knew that

[mugiwara8240]

Clutch snake (

[tatsumakisempyukaku]

That snake can move 12mph?!! Damn I won't be able to get away

[YoStuntMan]

Yay We just moved to Kenya (Y)

[TheSprizzle]

Black Mamba don't make me get my Mongoose up in that joint

[xReNaiiZaNcE]

@TheSprizzle I honestly believe the mamba would win. I'm not for sure though cause I haven't seen/heard much about the mongoose

[TheSprizzle]

@xReNaiiZaNcE

The Mongoose has Lighting Reflexes... If the Mongoose was a foot away from a Cobra and a Cobra would try to bite it, the Mongoose would get away... And the Mongoose also Kills Cobras... Type on youtube Cobra vs Mongoose

[xReNaiiZaNcE]

@TheSprizzle I've already seen that but the mamba is faster, more aggressive, and has more potent venom =/

[MrBiteme75]

@TheSprizzle screw the mongoose bring the honey badger up in this bitch

[ReaperOfDaClans]

@TheSprizzle honestly i saw the mongoose vid, and i don't think it could take on a black mamba

[BEMARist]

The squirrel reminds me of Man and the snake reminds me of demon.......

[cpmc1]

The last sentence seemed to hint at the belief that Africans are not human.

I know it's probably unintentional, but I just have to say that.

[frexspar76]

@cpmc1

I enjoyed your comment

[THEMISSILEKID]

@cpmc1 I think they meant human, as compared to a squirrel. Since Black Mambas are elusive most of the time and usually avoid confrontation and areas with things that aren't food. Even in Africa, while the fatality rate is super high when bit, very few people actually do get bit.

[mymomlovesme555]

@cpmc1 honestly, us white South Africans have our doubts about it too

[cpmc1]

@mymomlovesme555 What? How primitive can you be? Of course an African person is a human. How could you think otherwise?

[mymomlovesme555]

@cpmc1 have you ever met any of them?please, i am forced to make contact with them each and every day, if anyone is primitive, it is them

[cpmc1]

@mymomlovesme555 Oh dear, your actually serious.

Fact: People form groups.

Fact: The South African government is racist.

Fact: Segregation is still is force in South Africa (see above).

Fact: The blacks are treated extremely poorly.

Fact: The irony was lost on some.

Fact: When people are treated poorly, they tend not to react very well to the people who treated them poorly.

I don't know any South Africans, but I know people. Apparently, your not using your human intelligence at all, are you?

[mymomlovesme555]

@cpmc1 have you completely ignored my last message?i live in South Africa, there is a reverse apartheid going on right now, people less qualified are getting jobs, purely because they're black, is that the mark of intelligence?i think not, i've spoken to many blacks who were around during the apartheid era who insisted they were better off during it, because they had jobs, houses, food, electricity, running water, the moment the blacks seized control of this country, it went to shit, so please

[cpmc1]

@mymomlovesme555 Segregation if job equality, based on race. My point stands.

And at what point did I say "black South Africans", rather then just "[all] South Africans"?

I seen your videos, about the coloured and black men fighting, for no discernible reason. That's pathetic, for them. But why do you feel compelled to smear their lowly status across all non white South Africans?

[mymomlovesme555]

@cpmc1 Because people like them deserve the shame, but now to end off this conversation.

It was a good debate and I thank you for that, but honestly, in a case like this, you don't know better

[cpmc1]

@mymomlovesme555 Difference of opinions are fine. Even, good. Maybe time will alter your vision. Maybe it won't.

Obviously I don't have the experiences you do, and we don't have much more to say.

[LordFrankGarrett]

@cpmc1 Just a bad use of semantics. The program was probably targeted at a different demograph (western civilization).

[cpmc1]

@LordFrankGarrett I know, I know. I thought it was unintentional, but I just wanted to point it out.

[TheBackOfTheBoat]

@cpmc1 hahaha I got it

[raje58]

@cpmc1 This script is whack. I wish they did a better job presenting the information. 

[cpmc1]

@raje58 I agree. It was much to focused on humour to actually give a detailed piece.

How am I going to get my Black Mamba Ph.D with this!?

Seriously though, what they basically said was, it's long, it's fast, and it kills people. People don't like it.

I mean, I assume somebody watching this has at least the vaguest idea of what snake actually is, but I may be wrong.

[Saveens]

@cpmc1 I agree, as an African I do see them occasionally, and many of my friends see them a lot. That comment was directed at non African watchers it seems.

[MrNaru210]

Kobe Bryant on the lose watchout hes going after his next ring

[xuilidar]

the acid kicks in at 0:50 the snake starts to trip balls and see crazy animals

[blissmd]

Jizz in my pants

[mrhunam]

"It's head is often described as: 'costner shit.'"

Thanks Transcribe Beta! You made MY day!

[Psyga315]

Damn it. I instantly thought of Megamind when the Black Mamba is mentioned.

[westsidegangster001]

Kobe sent me

[jakeissocool1000]

this is amazing !!!!

[TheCombatcookie]

Oh come on guys it's just nature, get over it.

[MrKasperabhay]

damn i thought they were really going to save the babies ,,,...

[goodbrew29]

is that what kobe's dick looks like???

[vuikenshtein]

Squirrel must die

[Anthony78901]

DAMN NATURE YOU SCARY!

[TREY4LIFE1234]

is that kobe

[whoedj24]

Damn good thing it can't live in the cold cause it can do everything else.

[trashydrummer]

Neurotoxin...so deadly...

[Wired729]

where's the british guy? who is this retard?!!

[lakerstr8killurteam]

id find it really funny if the put kiobe's head on the snake haha

[ToughEthic]

Kobe Vs Lebron 

[rEguLargUide]

The video said the Black Mamba, but i didn't see kobe bryant here. ayts!

[AFlyinPNess]

wow i hate the camera guy and narrator yer lets just let the creature from hell aka (snake) eat poor defenseless little squirells YOU MAKE ME SICK

[RaifukuMaru]

@AFlyinPNessYou're a dick! What do you mean a poor defenseless squirrel?! It is called NATURE. The snake needs to feed otherwise it weakens, doesn't mate and cannot pass on its genes to other generations! The entire planet is built around predator and prey, it is all part of a universal process older than any human being! I am glad our distant homo sapiens ancestors didn't think like you, or we'd of just eaten moss and twigs and subsequently, died out!

[AFlyinPNess]

@RaifukuMaru i didnt say it wasnt nature i for 1 would definetly not film a snake eating squireels they could of simply moved he snake not provided a movie about it and the narrator full on laughing and crackin jokes about that when a dog attacks a human lets put it down thats just nature aswell

[RaifukuMaru]

@AFlyinPNess Moved the snake?! Are you serious?! What gives humans the right to move anything that isn't built by us! Most of the planets animal population are struggling because we "Moved" them away from their natural habitat. Oh and a dog attacking a human is nature. The dog is an animal, it has instincts. In fact the only reason dogs are alive today is because mankind used to use them to help in KILLING for food. Your understanding of the natural world is laughable at best!

[AFlyinPNess]

@RaifukuMaru i meant move it to a different part of the forest instead of showing it killing baby squirells i find it offensive and yeah i dont no much about the environment but i still no showing a snake eating squirells is WRONG i was just saying that this faggy narrator crackin joes when those squirells are being eaten alive there living animals how about you imagine the fear they would of had i

[Kingcobrasaurus]

@AFlyinPNess Okay, but would you be so upset if the video showed the snake being killed? Of course not. It only bothers you because squirrel babies are cute and fluffy, while snakes look ugly and evil.

[zakarijus1]

@Kingcobrasaurus i would be sad if they would show snake kids get killed

[XxInfiniteflightxX]

@AFlyinPNess Thats like saying people eating chicken is disgusting Creatures eat to survive.

[EmsMari]

lol

[xxxJosephxxxcaution]

Its like Kobe vs Lebron . LOL

[joboy1992jesto]

@xxxJosephxxxcaution LMFAO. I was just about to say that!

[mzilame]

fuck this presenter man kmt some gay jokes

[InsightVidya]

fuck the presenter

[YINGAI1995]

How does the snake survive if it eats it's own venom inside the prey???

[24psmith]

@YINGAI1995 Venom has to be injected directly into the bloodstream for it to be effective. Simply swallowing the venom wouldn't hurt the snake unless it had some sort of cut or laceration on the inside of its mouth or maybe an ulcer in its stomach that the venom could get into.

[NAFIANNA10]

okay dont get all menstrual about it 

[NAFIANNA10]

Nimbsyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy­ !

[MrBonercone]

@NAFIANNA10 His name is "Mimsy"

[MrJohn6429]

water buffalo and rhinos like"gtfo"XD

[OconByrd519]

Can someone release a few dozen black mambas at a Tea Party rally!

[makinbacon855]

just watched a black mamba kill someone on kill bill XD

[tokiorocktel]

awweh D: thats so sad

[tacosauce1234567]

i wanna grab it's tail



[yojimbo303]

I wanted to see that nest ambush and the mama squirrels reaction >.<

[RobbyDoom]

"as a human you'll probably never encounter one of these"........lol......I've seen a mamba up close and personal when I was in Uganda. Pretty awesome!!!

[guner247]

Why did you skip ? !!!!!

[dadoingdoingdoing]

dumbass narration

[dieslowgood]

The script writer suck

[Izagty1]

Was that a fight? It was more like a representation of the nazi atacking jew.

[somethincool97]

Baby squirrel? NOOO BABY SQUIRREL NOOO!!!

[StrangeDoctorStrange]

"Bush Squirrel vs. Black Mamba. The squirrel is the black mamba's favourite meal!"

Not much of a fight then is there?

[Lithiumgtr]

why don't you save the babies dump head<<<

[SheSaysSoIndeed]

Black mamba vs. rhino herd: "Do you want the inside of this black venomous mouth to be the last thing you ever see?"

--"Didn't think so."

[ZeroHero2255]

@SheSaysSoIndeed lol they can't eat them. they can only injure them.

[SheSaysSoIndeed]

@ZeroHero2255 Of course they can't eat them. Probably kill them though, which is what a venomous critter would do when it feels threatened by something that could trample it.

[jaandrade11]

thanks for your disscression