Wood Eye Lie two U? S02E03 part 2

[ThnkHppyThghts]

Omg, is that the guy who plays Gaius on Merlin? :O

[polyxenophile]

@ThnkHppyThghts If only it were Colin and/or Brad. Whoever makes this show should take note of that. Also, 'and' is inconcievably more preferable than 'or'

[Mayna00]

@ThnkHppyThghts For a second I was like where have I seen him before? Was he Xenophilius in Harry Potter? And then the teeth just made sense to me =P

Haha, apparently he was big before Merlin?

[16Ezalb]

@ThnkHppyThghts yep but he was also victor meldrew on one foot in the grave

[Projectrez]

Jimmy n Lee are funny together lol

[MrDistrugator]

David Baddiel is such a knob

[theemeraldhour]

You can see Della struggling not to giggle while they talk about the dancersize video.

[emmad1976]

@LasseLundster Davud Baddiel is on David's team. He's the beardy one with the glasses.

[LasseLundster]

But she's a fucking idiot, why would she?

[reddexred]

WHeres Frankie??? for this Bit!

[MediumLargeFries]

@reddexred Frankie is in episode 2 this is episode 3

[reddexred]

WHeres Frankie??? 

[Cocoabine]

I usually like Baddiel, but he was a prick in this.

[SourExplosion]

OMG I DIED @ 7:34

[stevebloodymckenna]

that "informative clip" of Scotland was ridiculous and complete bollocks, I wish Frankie Boyle did see that clip, it would've been brilliant

[SeventhEve]

Just so nobody is confused, I did a bit of research (3 minutes on Google), and found that 'Weekend' (the show from which the Scotland clip was taken) was a *SATIRICAL* newsmagazine. And it was from the mid-70s.

[viperswhip]

@SeventhEve Haha, thanks, don't have a low opinion of the US, so I thought it was satire, but you never know. It could have been the precursor to Fox News.

[SeventhEve]

@viperswhip Haha, you gotta get out ahead of these things... but yeah if Fox News was just one gigantic troll it would be the most epic trolling ever.

[MrsNerdfighter]

its malvolio!

[fowad27]

"the national characteristic of scotland is a moving jaw." Oh, that's rich, coming from an American.

[chibchenlo]

david baddiel is honestly a cunt. he's about as funny as anal warts.

[southsydney]

@chibchenlo how the hell did he get with two spice girls?!!!

was it rohypnol?!! :O

[janeeyre1990]

I'm not the only person who thinks that "rub your rough bits" sounds incredibly dirty, am I?

[ELMcADAM]

I am scottish, and that thing about scotland was the funnies ive ever seen! its slightly irritating that some people will watch that and think its true. Other than that i think that is fantastic haha

[PurushaDesa]

@ELMcADAM

No one thinks that video's true. Correction - no one with opposable thumbs thinks that video's true. (Paris Hilton might buy it.)

[ELMcADAM]

@PurushaDesa yeah but ofcourse there will be someone neive enough to believe it, thats what annoys me, and yes lol at Paris Hilton

[PurushaDesa]

@ELMcADAM

Have you seen the film Leap Year with Amy Adams? It's set in Ireland... I think you can already guess where this is going. Suffice it to say, it definitively proves that you can't get rid of thick people who've never seen past their own county lines - they just make the entertainment industry too much money. Nothing we can do about that I'm afraid, bar forcing everyone to watch QI and Inception. XD

[wimpylassiter2336]

@PurushaDesa im american. addicted to QI...

[PurushaDesa]

@wimpylassiter2336

Cool. But your fellow American friend Virgo-Something-Something thinks you need Jesus, even although he's considering throwing you in a lake of fire. I guess that's what Bill Maher means by two Americas.

[wimpylassiter2336]

@PurushaDesa im fat.... but an atheist. in the bible belt. panhandle of florida. alabama, basically. i watch qi, jonathan creek.... big train. any simon pegg, bill bailey, dylan moran, nick frost, eddie izzard. i kinda want to move to england or sweden.

[PurushaDesa]

@wimpylassiter2336

If you can handle slow trains, crap broadband, cynicism, an incredibly diverse range of accents, and bit more religion than Sweden, then welcome. It's 17.5% VAT (soon to be 20) 20% income tax. Fat's not a problem. NHS is mediocre but free with nice cheap prescriptions - you can still go private if you want.

Otherwise, I recommend Sweden for atheists, providing you're okay with 25% VAT, 31% of your income and a slightly higher language barrier.

You do the, ahem, maths.

[wimpylassiter2336]

@PurushaDesa  i kinda want to live a month in england, a month in sweden, just move around and see something else. no income tax at all in florida. but my recent ambulance ride to the hospital was $800. plus the surgery, hospital stay, prostitutes, etc. and round these parts its "math", not maths. and "jelly", not jam. and sports, not sport. and jersey shore, not never mind the buzzcocks. thanks for the info, im gonna crack open a swedish dictionary. "tohry" means "scrawl" in swedinese.

[BoyluvWOW]

@PurushaDesa hehehehehehe nice one

[laladizzylandhi]

Baddiel is such a dick in this episode.

[fcfcbarcafcfc]

that guy on the left of david mitchell pisses me off for some reason

[Lexclamation]

Jimmy lied REALLY well there, can i just say. Well I did so I can, but yes, I was convinced by his bullshit!

[sizzors100]

It was so funny them making him say I don't believe it!

[jonno2019]

the document on scotland was such a load of bullshit and im not even scottish

[paintedstarfish]

I found that video deeply offensive...but it still made me laugh

[03mana]

who's better as a presenter, angus or rob brydon?

[Thnks4AllTheFish]

@03mana I prefer Rob.

[LuxVertas]

@03mana Both have their tallent... But I like Brydon, he has a kickass Welsh accent!

But Angus is a great dude... It's a shame the press fucked him royaly!

[Benedict381]

@03mana Rob

[Benedict381]

@03mana

[StarringHilary]

@Kulgur - Frankie Boyle would've probably agreed with it! He always slates Scotland on M.T.W, but he's only jokinggg (i think.) Lol.

[QuiteDrunkOnGin]

"say it!!"

[emmad1976]

does anyone else find david baddiel really annoying?!!!

[rkisf90]

Always have.

[SivanBH92]

@emmad1976

Just slightly boring...

[LasseLundster]

@emmad1976 Which one is Baddiel?

[dprozee]

@emmad1976 Jimmy Carr :P



[SSJTeenGohanZ]

we did bugy wugy Lmao

[punkrockcop]

just a bit of trivia: that show "Weekend" was known as a bit of a quirky and not completely serious news program...most Americans know that Scottish men sometimes wear pants

[Kulgur]

They should have shown that Scotland clip when Frankie Boyle was on. His reaction would have been legendary.

[Feralsquirrel]

i was just thinking that myself

[beepandbop]

@Kulgur, I was thinking the exact same bloody thing.

[Vanguard448]

@Kulgur I'd imagine his issue would be the bit about them not biting you to death.

"I take offence to that. I mean, really - we can't bite people to death? That's our fucking speciality!"