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  • Oh Shit face Cain.

  • Uzbekistan is the size of California, yet it is still "small and insignificant"

  • President Herman Cain

    Has a nice ring to it.

  • NAHN NAHN NAHN

  • But Uzbeki beki beki beki stan stan's neighboor, Turkmen meni meni meni stan stan has a shitload of oil and natural gas.......

    and then the Republicans became interested all of a sudden...

  • The saddest part is, he's absolutely right. 

  • i miss herman...dude made me laugh everytime

  • love me some herman cain, greatest political troll of all time

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  • This is one very "stereotyped" video. =p

  • @elihuffman1229 i wish i could accomplish what he has 

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  • someone needs to remix this... becky becky becky becky stan stan

  • @baseballreg123 you better shut up ! dampass

  • GOTCHA! LOL! What a fucking Misfit!

  • THE TEABAGGER COMMANDMENT:

    THOUSH SHALL NOT MAKE THE SMALLEST BIT OF SENSE

  • "How's that going to create one job?"

    Well, Ambassador to Uzbekistan would be one, for a start. Cretin.

  • @DERBYCFC There already is an ambassador from the US to Uzbekistan.

  • @mgjnsn Not according to President Cain

  • @DERBYCFC

    I have a friend from Uzbekistan who has made a business of exporting Dell computers back to his homeland. I also know a security contractor who crosses back and forth across the Afghan-Uzbek border at Termez and he says that their government has one of the most helpful anti-terrorism policies in the world, no Pakistan-style double games in this secular country's military. Now for the Republicans, how is your obsession with what goes on in people's bedrooms going to create one job?

  • Well done ashole!!!!! Typical doll who will do nothing good for the sake of ur troubled country. Do you think rest of the world cares about your country! All we thinking that u will not start a new war or finical crisis ! Such a shame........

  • Gorilla be a stupid stupid retard man man

  • Ubekibekibekibekibekibekibekib­ekibekibekibekibekibekibekibek­ibekibekibekibekibekibekibekib­ekibekibekibekibekibekibekibek­ibekibekibekibekibekibekibekib­ekibekibekibekibekibekibekibek­ibekibekibekibekibekibekibekib­ekibekibekibekibekibekibekibek­ibekibekibekibekibekibekibekib­ekibekibekibekibekibekibekibek­ibekibekibekibekibekibekibekib­ekibekibekibekibekibekibekibek­ibekibekibekibekibekibekibekib­ekibekibekibekibekibekibekibek­ibekibekibekibekibekibekibekib­ekibekibekibekibekibekibekibek­ibekistanstan lol :P

  • president of dumb dumb Herman Cain dumb!! 

  • @peymaania hahahahahahah first sentence of your comment is killer.

  • he is actually right, who actually knows the leader of uzbekistan..... his libya one is worse.

  • US military bases are in Uzbekistan, it borders Afghanistan, president Islam Karimov is a gross violator of human rights, a large portion of Afghanistan is ethnically Uzbek

  • @UhOhRetardAlert small and insignificant. next question. lol  -_o

  • Spam #3 xD

  • 0:18

  • lets not focus on my stupidity, let me direct your attention to something else

  • Fuck him

  • Wouldn't it be awkward if I asked him who the president of Uzbekibikibekibekistanstan was and he asked me if I knew, and I said, "Yes, it's actually Islam Karimov."

  • @lo684 And if he asks how knowing that would create jobs, just tell him....."well it might cost you a shot at the job you're going for!" I'm happy the Republicans are really weeding out the idiot politicians and keeping the smart ones! As much as I despise Gingrich, he's no dummy! Neither is Mitt or Ron Paul!!

  • The Cain Train will always be remember for his take on, Ubeki beki beki beki stan stan!

  • @ 0:44 "Small insignificant countries" WOAH!!! Talk about an extreme case of American arrogance. Does he believe that sort of thinking will get him respected?

  • @starvetodeath123 his an uneducated fool that got lucky with pizza business. An idiot that says if one isn't rich its the persons fault can't really ever make coherent sense cos his that gifted at being daft and arrogant.

  • @cha53z - "his an uneducated fool that got lucky with pizza business."

    GAWD you're stupid. You're so indoctrinated you're stupid. You're so stupid from indoctrination you can't even be correct on accident.

  • @thomaserossi Stupid is as stupid is.. loll You can both be fools together cos i wasn't replying to whatever comment you posted. So don't be rude bloody wanker!! P.S did u just learn that word>? hahaha silly

  • He doesn't know who the President of Uzbekistan is, but he sure knows his Pokemon movies

  • @outsideredge Hahahahahaha!

  • typical american

  • Summary of all Cain's answers in every debate, interview, and forum: We need a BOLD leader- with BOLD solutions.

  • who the fuck cares about uzbekistan AM I RIGHT

  • @ohrandomz i care u bitch ass niger

  • the sound of animals fighting

  • Guys a toolbag! #WAXANDHERBALT

  • Thanks @Bigwax..

  • Cain 2012!! Fuck the liberal media

  • @kotdrop Yeah Cain the Rapist all the way! LOL!

  • @deeppurple28 yeah because women "too afraid too talk about it before" now all of the sudden want to tell the whole nation?!?!?! These women are gold digging losers being paid off by some shading obama supporter. These allegations are bull shit!

  • @kotdrop Um, these women didn't suddenly come out with this, journalists uncovered the settlements (and actually doing their job, btw). They were reluctant to be identified at all because they knew they'd be accused of exactly what you accuse them of. And LOL at you thinking Obama supporters were behind it. There would be nothing to gain by pulling this card this early unless it was by a Republican rival. But since you're defending Cain, I'm going to assume you're not a big thinker, anyway.

  • @kotdrop lol liberal media. Now I see exactly the type I'm trying to reason with. Never mind, just go about your nutty business.

  • BIG WAX

  • big wax is the mothafuckin baddest, this guy smoked a lil too much cabbage

  • 'Small insignificant states' lol..

  • WAX SENT ME

  • @rollin20smakinmoneys wait when?

  • #EvictionNotice

  • Someone should ask him who is the President of China or Prime minister of Japan, ask him if these countries are insignificant to America economically, I bet he won't be able to name either of those two.

  • oh dear

  • GOOD ANSWER CAIN!

  • no you dumbshit, leaders are smart, unlike your stupid ass herman

  • @dmcarefuldriver no asshole, Cain rules

  • Islam Karimov

  • @shanekeane200123456 keep up the good work shane.

  • Bravo, I have never seen something handled so terribly in my life.

  • Islam Karimov

  • So long Herman!

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  • I'm pretty sure Ubeki-Beki-Beki-Stan-Stan was in an episode of Captain Planet.

    Educational stuff right there.

  • "We've got three terrorists heading south on Bakka Lakka Dakka street." 

  • I Cant w8 for the moment hé accepts defeat

  • Won't focus on small, insignificant states?! Wow. Isn't that what you're supposed to do when you're president?! In fact, that's precisely what you're supposed to do when focusing on foreign policy. It's the "small, insignificant states" that are usually the ones you have to focus on. Germany and England are alright on their own!

  • @darrenmuse Funny thing is, Uzbekistan is also huge

  • 188 sensical people thumbed this down. any fool who votes for this fool is a fooly fool fool fooly fool

  • This is wrong. I am a proud citizen of the beautiful nation of Ubekibekibekibekistanstan. We are a people of ancient culture and proud ancestry. I also support Cain and hope he sends US troops to Ubekibekibekibekistanstan to combat terrorism.

  • The black sarah palin

  • Dear anyone who wants this man to be President: DO YOU HAVE ANY FUCKING IDEA WHAT A PRESIDENT DOES, YOU IGNORANT APOCALYPSE-BECKONING CUNTHATS?

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  • How utterly shocking that anyone would even CONSIDER voting for this man who is PROUD to be ignorant!

  • Small, insignificant states? Like Delaware?

  • Oh, this silly country that the United States has basing rights in for the war in Afghanistan...how does that relate to keeping our country safe? It's all so crazy and landlocked and shit, and has a funny name!

  • Wow, what an ignorant bastard.

  • interesting fact: Ubeki beki stan stan is the only country that is a landlock country surrounded by landlocked countries. also, big ally to the USA. so its really not a important country huh mr. cain?

  • BREAKING NEWS: President Srdnikov of Ubekibekibekibekistanstan, a breakaway former Soviet republic in Central Asia with 1700 nuclear warheads, has declared war on the United States for this grave insult.

  • OBAMA 2012

  • sounds a bit hegemonic, as well as reminds, imperial dominance...(-"small insignificant countries around the world"). if Mr.Cain somehow, will manage to become next president of the United States, there is an enormous chance, that he may fuck up the whole foreign policy. So I wouldn't vote for a selfish fuck like that. 

  • Gee........real presidential, Herman.

    The next interviewer should ask him if "he loves our country".....then of course he'll say arrogantly and predictably "I sure do!"..............then the interviewer should say "Good, then drop out, you're embarrassing our country!!!"

  • Can someone plz make a good ubeki beki remix

  • "those small insignificant states around the world"?? Jeez... what a diplomatic figure that guy is....

  • I know this threat is made pretty often. But I seriously will leave this country if Herman Cain becomes president.

  • i never cried of laughter as much as i did with this guy's little talk, god i need him in the white house to throw some spice and comedy to american politics. go mr cain

  • Well american always do a great job in electing their president... he may win... lol

  • @shanekeane200123456 999 plan = 9 pizzas with 9 toppings for $9! HEY, Its recession proof!

  • What a big fucking idiot! He sure isn't ready to take that 3:am phone call when the red phone rings!

  • @justanotherhuman3

    He will take that call. And he'll yell right into the phone "Listen, bitch, I tolds ya not to call me at 3 in de mornin'...I ain't payin no child support!"

  • That's sure as hell gonna create jobs for geography teachers

  • He's got Becky and Stan's vote.

  • @BeefyRalph Thats my joke you stole my joke I'LL KILL YOU!!!!!!!!! lol!

  • Uzbeki-beki-beki-beki-stan-sta­n LMAO

  • This guy is hilarious!

  • UNCLE TOM

  • if herman cain is elected president, we will be an embarassment to the rest of the world due to cain's lack of respect for foreign countries

  • shit all you have to do to get the republican nomination is know nothing about anything? start shoveling that PAC money my way

  • @Jenartik shit all you have to do to get a democrat nomination is make up a bunch of promises and not follow up on them and even better, make the economy worse for the next person

  • @mlbfosho09 shit those are the exact same things bush did while he was president.

  • Uncle Ruckus in real life. The only thing missing is that he's not saying nigga every sentence.

  • uncle ruckus strikes again.

  • @shanekeane200123456 You're doing a great job. I dub thee President of Youtube.

  • Herman Cain is perfect reflection of majority ordinary american people.

    He is the reflection of Bush.

    And he is also puppet in the hands of elite and he knows it and we know it.

    Useless waste of time to listen this and other candidates except Ron Paul.

    Only Ron Paul sounds normal with actual real agenda but everybody knows he is not going to be a president. He is threat to the system, to establishment, to rulers/elite.

    I think next president will be some stupid like Cain or liar like Obama.

  • what a jackass !!

  • I love the fact that a man of this nature has even a chance to be President of America. LOL unbelievable

  • We stage a whole bunch of our air operations from Uzbekistan, its critically important to our long term strategy in Afghanistan. Regardless of what political stripe you are, that's not an answer you want someone who's seeking to be president of the Free World (TM) to give.

  • insignificant states? From Washington, Lincoln, to this? What is happened to choosing intelligent presidential candidates? This seriously cannot be the best we've got.

  • typical american. stupid like kid. деградируют пендосы

  • @trupoed11 Trust me he does not represent all Americans just the idiotic right.

  • The correct answer is Islamymamymamy Karimariamrimovmov.

  • Even the freaking interviewer got the name wrong. He said, "Who's the president of Ubekistan." It's not Ubekistan, its UZBEKISTAN!

    Well, at least he didn't call it Uzbeky-beky-Stan-Stan like No Brain Cain....

  • Hurr durr im the cowboy, I don't even know where Canada is!

  • Electing a stupid rock would be better than Obama because at least a rock wouldnt go around messing up the economy with regulations like Obamascare. A conservative would be even better he might not know everything about foreign policy, but at least he knows important things about the USA that there are 50 states rather than 57 states (rolls eyes at Obama)...

  • @kriskats19

    oh get the fuck off the partisan bullshit. its this cunt mentality that keeps getting us into this idiotic mess. as if having mccain and mama grizzly would have made us stronger. why do people even bother propping these idiots? obama is shit, bush was shit, cain is shit. if romney doesnt win the primary the republican party should just become obsolete, he is clearly their safest choice.

    its time like these im glad the american vote becomes redundant against the electoral vote.

  • The Republican party needs to start giving their candidates IQ tests before they can run for President.

  • uhg! What a clown.

    

  • Cain is fucking retarded.

    The man didn't even know that China has nukes.

  • I'm sorry, but UZBEKISTAN hosts some of our army bases for our missions in Afghanistan. I used to actually kinda like Herman Cain, but this was completely offensive and this guy's an idiot

  • Boy will he get a shock if he gets elected president

    the head of uzbekistan will probly flip a bitch in the oval office lol

  • @Xdeser1 u mean usbekibekistanstan right

  • As a citizen of small and insignificant country, I am offended...

  • "And when they ask me who is the president of Ubeki-beki-beki-beki-stan-stan­, I'm going to say you know, I don't know. Do you know? And then I'm going to say how is that going to create one pizza?"

  • @JewsInUranus rofl

  • I liked the "you becky becky becky becky stan stan."

  • if he is elected, i will move

  • Ok hermy is an idiot and any who votes for him is idiot too I offer no apologies. This just sickens me to listen him. What is wrong with our brains?

  • Am I the only one who sees him as a mirror image of sarah palin? I bet you they're fraternal twins separated at birth.

  • "How'z that gonna create one job"?? well for one, dumbshit, you could hire some fucktard to tell you who, or what, is Youbekki Bekki Stan Stan, and its fucked up leader is, whom was installed by the US... that is just a thought tho (unlike whatever bullshit is rattling around in this White man's N*word politician's hollow head)

  • the best part of this clip is that the interviewer gets the country name wrong too. ubekistan? where is ubekistan? right next to ubeckybeckybeckybeckybeckystan­dstand?

  • "Does China have nuclear capabilities?"

    Cain: "Gotcha question!"

  • LOL delightfully ignorant .. he damn sure won't get my vote. Foolish

  • this is equally funny as hell...and a lil offensive. jus like i like my politicians. lol. what a nob

  • Uzbeki beki beki beki stan stan.....hahahahaha

  • fuck this dumbass!

  • @diegoscp as opposed to a president who doesn't know we have 50 state, god bless him too!

  • @trueconservatie33 fuck obama too....

  • HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

    What a MORON !

    God if this guy gets elected i can't even...

  • Herman Cain can see Uzbekibekibekibekistanstan from his house

  • @jad3948 LOL true!! he is like sarah palin for black people

  • hahahahahaha .... small insignificant states

  • I don't like Herman Cain on a LOT of issues (including the very idea of gotcha questions, a clear reference to Palin's idiocy), but this seems perfectly reasonable to me. I like his saying the nation needs to focus on things that matter. For example, the biggest foreign policy issues aren't Afghanistan or Palestine, but China and BRICs such as Turkey and Argentina.

  • @Aloysius41402219 I agree with you, except Cain is clueless about China, too, as we found out today. ;)

  • This man is clearly retarded

  • @CxsG90 cuz Obama is soooo much better. I don't get you Dems, a black Democrat running is ok but as soon as a black Conservative runs he's retarted, he's an uncle Tom, he's not a true black. Seriously!

  • @44warjunkie Hmm I just heard that on Fox News and Rush Limbaugh, how else do they run your life?

  • @Kdubslugga i didn't hear that anywhere, but i guess i c the people you hang out with.

  • @44warjunkie It has nothing with his skin-color to do. It has with his policies, his values, his knowledge and his track record. I don't give a shit if he so was in all the colors of the rainbow, it wouldn't make him anymore qualified. The same goes for Obama. All people are statistically equally smart, so over time half of the presidents should be women, 10% black etc, since each group should have equal spread of super-competent people. White males can't be the ONLY qualified people

  • @44warjunkie The comment wasn't that he's "not a true black," it's not a race issue. This vid