Fuck Q

[rl1712]

Any vid with Data's laugh is epic!!!

[GulStraxus]

He yearns for another call to action!

[GulStraxus]

I always wondered if that was yours! I had it saved from back in the day! I would love to see a remastered version of this.

[LanceHertford]

Oh my god, this is fucking hilarious! And made back with rusty old 90's equipment? How did those people live then? Oh wait, I WAS one of those people.

[tallaussiebloke]

For the tools Grin, you had amazing talent! PHOTOSHOP TWO! O_o

[Anarchist86ed]

god the 90's were so primitive. The sega CD had better video then this...

[NotJames1]

I love the stardate bit

[RGDcommentnode]

Yes, Picard. Space is the final place where we can shit and only around 500 people have done it so far.

[kev3d]

I remember this from 10 years ago and its still hilarious. I still use the expression "I have 6 aces" even though no one knows what the hell I'm talking about.

[oldnotweak]

I have SIX aces then mad cackling = awesome!

[mutalix]

My laptop sounds like the original gameboy speakers.

[Evi1M4chine]

And now for something completely different… Star Trek meets Monty Python … (search for it!) :)

[SpoiledLogic]

Space....the final shit! LOL!!!!

[BarneystudiozFilmz]

You should work your magic and remaster this

[RobTFirefly]

I spent hours downloading this from a BBS over a 28.8 modem back in the day. And I still have the file. :-D

[Deepsmeg]

I saw this years back, spent AGES trying to find it again!

[Spirotica182]

Captains log star date, 457013458967783435 .34 234563 78345683568

also I wanna see the next episode where Kirk finally achieves his goal lol

[the23rdmonkey]

I see you driving 'round town with the girl I love, and I'm like FUCK Q.

[MagikGimp]

Not quite 360p, awesome.

[takerdust]

this looks great in 480p!

[Anarchist86ed]

Wow, FMV games had higher quality.

[Squibblings]

Space, the final shit! LOL!



[hammr25]

Good ole Artemus Barnoz

[superbob2]

Really Crappy Quality.

[tannerwaterbury]

@superbob2 This was HD for 1995-96

[targacz]

JONATHAN FRIGGIN' CORN FLAKES hahahaha ;D

[intermason]

@targacz Is still beaten by GARRY MOTHERFUCKING OAK.

[patsfreak]

I love how the first re-cut was about killing Wesley. Since it's a recurring theme in any of them anyone does.

[GanonMasta]

First one to post a link to the source of the crusher tits gets a 1000 internets.

[StargateMunky]

typical 14-16 year old thought patterns

[jazjon]

I found the original and complete history on this video. (with authors recent update)

google: artemus barnoz star trek

(first hit)

[trekstar2114]

@jazjon yep i do it isnt that different actually i sent it to you

[jazjon]

Wow, I haven't watched this old remix in a LONG ass time. (memory lane) Does anyone have the original unedited / uncensored file?

[Amar7605]

I've always fantasized Beverly Crusher to have that body!

[place910]

This is why the internet was made. Well, this and porn.

[OneOfThoseVideoMaker]

@place910 This IS porn. So there is only one reason the internet was made... this!

[StalwartUK]

Amazing.

I recognise the parts where Picard and Worf say "shit" from the blooper reel/edit "Totally Naked" that was done sometime in the late 80s. It can be found on YouTube.

[m3g0sU]

Space, the final SHIT

[KakashiBallZ]

Grin...please make a remastered version of this!

[place910]

great for posterity that it's on here

[erock1986]

Space... The Final Shit!! LMFAO ROFL

[Lugus1000]

You used a lot of these jokes yourself. Some definite cheats in here though. I'm not a fan of redubbing dialogue, because that lacks constraint and creativity, and also plugging in a non Star Trek nude body for example. However, that said, kept to a minimum as with the painting replacements, they can work really nicely.

[Jfriendofthekid]

even back then all people wanted to do was kill Wesley

[cid388]

It would be awesome to redo this cut as close as possible to make a cleaned up version!

[mastgrr]

@cid388 AHHH! I've also thought the same thing!!!!! Someone really needs to remake this!!

[nutcorp]

@cid388 If you watched all TNG in a row it would take 3 weeks, without sleeping, eating, working, or bathroom breaks IOW 24hrs x 7 days x 3 = 504 hrs. So when you have the time you can extract the audio from this, find all the required clips to make it and get back to us.

[TerranRich]

@nutcorp Somebody who has seen every episode of TNG multiple times over and over again could easily remake this. If I had the time and the interest, I could do it. I'm not saying it would be quick and easy, but I know where most of these clips come from. The hardest parts would be the Beverly/porn star editing (not sure how to do that) and non-Trek clips (like Patrick Stewart's "Shit!" at the intro).

[BarneystudiozFilmz]

This is brilliant, no matter when it was made, thank you for sharing it with us, nice to know where it all came from

[mastgrr]

@BarneystudiozFilmz Artemuz Barnoz (IRL name Richard Brandow) made this. Apparently he was a hacker who wrote a big time Mac OS virus and also was the editor of Canadian magazine MacMag. There's also rumors that says he was a Stat Trek writer, but there's absolutely no evidence of this from what I can see.

[fistcontact]

Wow, what an incredible find! I had now idea that Beverly was so...so...

[ShmankyTube]

I originally saw this long ago and I had hoped that I would see it again. Thanks! But it's not clear: did you make this?

[GeneralGrin]

@ShmankyTube no, I first saw it many years ago. it was one of the videos that first inspired me to start editing stuff myself