/v/ in a nutshell

[Quadrenaro]

PONIES!

[Kromgar1337]

This isn't /v/ its not a video of cancer

[ChaoGardenTastic]

\v/

[crashnburner187]

PEE ASS TREE DASHNO GEYS!

[tohypa12345]

>Called Master Computer

>Has horrible specs

[Vader3123]

>No multiplayer

Has two controllers connected

[WhySoSeriousPPL]

@Vader3123 That's because you switch from the first controller port to the second one to beat one of the bosses.

[SatenIsMaiWaifu]

>sleeping with you're sister

ISHYGDT

[bigboizism]

I could tell he lurks /b/ since he's sleeping with his sister

[LittleDeviee]

the ps3 has no games

[ExciteBike20]

Super Mario Bros Didn't have any "skilling capabilities", and it was the number 1 selling game

[Moleman4ever]

when did they make a cartoon for the big bang theory?

or maybe its the other way around

[094176]

No multiplayer. 2 controller slots. Sounds like /v/ to me.

[Blood0ace]

"It has no multilayer"

Sees two controllers plugged in

[RainbowDashieFTW]

0:16 did i just hear "Plus i masturbait when i was 3"?

[MrSquishyStuff]

0:24 Some experiment huh dexter? xD

[GFSA3]

Correction, the Wii has no games.

[094176]

@GFSA3 Brawl, skyward sword, super mario galaxy, mario kart wii. no games. Right.

[GFSA3]

@094176 "Braw"l was allright, and I never played "Skyward Sword" since I never really took an interest in "the Legend of Zelda", however "MArio KArt Wii" is the ONLY racing game in existance that punishes you for bothe being in first place and for going fast, while "Super Mario Galaxy" has the EXACT same plot and goal as the previous "Super MArio" games wich is "rescue that dumbass princess".

[Coecoo]

VERTEX GRAPHICS CAN BE DEFINED BOTH IN 2D AND IN 3D DEXTER, WHY U HATIN'?

[Fattyzilla]

>Implying /v/ talks about video games

[BlueBerryTauren]

Theres two controllers and still doesnt have multiplayer?

[hellomoto75]

lol ps3 blows

[goldieboylover986]

typical MLG player:)

[superbuu990]

true dat

[video166]

Average pc gamer is more like it XD

[iCuraga]

@CODMarioWarfare But why, Dylan?

[Nixitur]

That's not /v/

He actually talks about video games.

[lljkSoup]

No multiplayer? Theres two controllers.

[MrSlenderMike]

This is me talking with my IRL friends about video games, yep.

[ShortFingeredShreder]

PS3 has no games!

[KuGo1955]

@ShortFingeredShreder fanboy bullshit you have hallo and gears of war

we have:

little big planet

resistance (beter then hallo and gears of war ) cuz i have played them !!!

motorstorm

gad of war

i can go on and on

tha'ts an xbox up there :P YOU JUST GOT OWND!!!

[ShortFingeredShreder]

@KuGo1955 How stupid are you? I wasn't voicing my opinion, I fucking hate new games, that's what Dexter says at the end of the video, dingleberry. Anyone who's a fanboy of any kind of video game system or gets butthurt when somebody opposes their opinion definitely needs to get a life because if you're letting stupid shit like that get you angry, you probably don't have much important shit happening in your own life. I hope you find something more productive to argue about, cheers!

[KuGo1955]

@ShortFingeredShreder TNX but im not a fan boy ,but lyes like ps3 has no games is stupid and i was saynig in my comment that ''ps3 has no games'' is an xbox fanboy lye and we have games..... but lyes like that piss me off cuz its immature !!! :P dont be mad lol

[xXxMartin96xXx]

0:20

all sport games in a nutshell

[MrSkywaka]

Me trying to explain a new game system to my friends!!!!!

[megarus3000]

plus i masturbate when i was 3 OKEY

[spynae]

The ending made me laugh way too loud.

[suckmyballs85]

Hellow Pingas, I am Balls

[apledex]

But /v/ doesn't discuss video games.

[SeventhGenGamers]

Plus, I masturbate when I was 3.

[heronoki]

0:19 He discovered porn.

[OcoryustheBold]

That's not /v/

There isn't any traps or dubs in sight

[Broden124]

@OcoryustheBold This was /v/ 2 years ago.

[Silverthumb]

@OcoryustheBold

>Uploaded in 2010

>implying newfag scum acts the same as other newfag scum

[MrSunstar81]

0:21 you do know whats going on giggity...

[harvestsun]

With single player games, I would give one of my younger brothers a controller (connected, but not being used for input), and tell him to be my "invisible helper". He would PRETEND to be playing with me, and somehow be satisfied. Has anyone else done this, or am I just evil?

[Pojko]

@harvestsun That actually sounds very sweet if you were nice about it and he had fun.

[epicguy103]

@harvestsun I did that too...All was well until he said "Hey! My controller came unplugged!"

[elsapomasguapo]

@harvestsun That...that used to happen to me...and then I did it to my lil bro haha

[MrKingroyal]

PIAS TRI HAZ NO GEEMS!

[liamjfriel]

>i don't even know what is going on

Yup, this is /v/.

[monster12389]

masturbate then he was three years old? O.O

[TimberedHarborHero]

no hate ps3 i like ps3

[gabenisfat]

@TimberedHarborHero

>no hate ps3 i like ps3

enjoy your NO GAEMS lol

[Aurongel]

>8 bits of memory

>clearly doesn't know shit about computers

YUP, SOUNDS LIKE /v/ TO ME.

[CODMarioWarfare]

@Aurongel 8 bits of memory is possible in a computer, maybe a calculator. He knows what he's talking about.

[Trashcansam123]

@Aurongel Incest too? Yup this is /v/

[MarauderReady]

@Aurongel Lolololol

>1 byte of storage space

>Hell yeah

[hardydx6]

He's reffering to MW3

[lazysoupness]

@Unsterblich856 reddit LOL

[rabidm0ng0se]

I miss this show

[AlixWii]

WHAT'S /V/

[Unsterblich856]

@AlixWii The video game section of reddit.

[hurr48]

@Unsterblich856

1.5/10

[mickyshaun]

@Unsterblich856 try again

[WHOCARES136786]

0:24 You... PERVERT!!!

[waffenfabrik4815]

People arguing in the comments. Yep, just like /v/

[KVkidd111]

0:27

That is all.

[yirotogi]

Xbox 360 has no games.

[KVkidd111]

PS3 Has no games.

That is all.

[yirotogi]

@KVkidd111 Trooolll in the dungeon!

[ruscour023]

PS3 HAS NO GAEMS

[trentsims]

@ruscour023 Well it has games the problem is that there are only a handful of good game makers left on the system and most of them are only doing 1 or 2 games at a time. I mean even final fantasy the title that the ps is most known for has gone muti-platform.

The only hope it really has left is if they keep making god of war and Insomniac, naughty dog, and square enix keep up the good work.

[carnyzzle]

@trentsims First Final fantasy was on the MSX & NES, making it multiplat.

U mad bro?

[trentsims]

@carnyzzle ff was never on the xbox, game cube, n64, or wii. Though it was on playstation, ps2, and ps3 I call that a none multiplatform. It really is like the playstations mario or at least the as close as its geting. FF even has spin off games like mario dose like tatics and kingdom hearts.

I feel it was the right move to limit the game to the ps because it was one of the few reasons that anyone got a ps3. But they made it for the 360 as well so there was no point in geting a ps3.

[carnyzzle]

@trentsims FF crystal chronicles was on Wii and Gamecube (even though they're spin offs) and again,7,8 were released on PC. Face it, final fantasy games were always made for multiple platforms, it was never exclusively on playstation.

[trentsims]

@carnyzzle im not going to count the Pc because if we did, not even halo would be a xbox exclusive game even know thats what its marketed as.

And even know some of the early titles and spin offs are not for the ps its clear that most of the games are playstation only titles and I would like them to keep it that way thats all im saying.

[carnyzzle]

@trentsims that's because Halo isn't an xbox exclusive, it was originally meant to be an PC RTS.

And way to miss my point. The point I was making was that final fantasy was never playstation only to begin with.

[WebVManReturns]

@carnyzzle Untrue. It was originally meant to be a N64 RTS. Then it was to be ported to the PC.

[carnyzzle]

@WebVManReturns dude, it was never going to be for N64, it was just gonna be for PC and Mac until they released it on Xbox.

[phoenixsplash135]

@trentsims There is still a point to getting a ps3. It does have its own exclusives (the little big planet and uncharted series come to mind) and though a lot of people will deny it, slightly better graphics in a lot of multiplatform games.

[trentsims]

@phoenixsplash135 You know I never really got the chance to play little big planet though I hear good things. As for Uncharted I talked about naughty dog earlier though chances are naughty dog will be taking a break from uncharted for some time.

Though I kind of hope that naughty dog makes a new jak & daxter title. They just worked on the jak collection so there is a chance but they are working on a game called the last of us right now.

[phoenixsplash135]

@trentsims I would kill for a new jak game haha

[fohstick]

ill say it again

>no multiplayer

>two controllers plugged in

[something2424]

vertex graphics are cool!

[DirectingShoe22]

>In bed with sister

>Talking about video games

You can't fool me, /a/.

[Flamer991]

if it has no multiplayer, then why does it ave 2 controller ports?

[trentsims]

@Flamer991 I think thats just because the game has no multiplayer were as the system would at least have the option.

[Flamer991]

@trentsims didnt think of that =D

[PlanetaJuegosPC]

0:26 yes it is

[SpeedCrazed50]

I hate pony porn. I don't go on /b/. Dafuq

[dr4g0ns1ay3r5]

i masterbate since i was 3- Dexter

[Megamildman]

Rules 1 and 2 may have mattered back in 2005-2006, but uh, the cats kinda been out of the bag for awhile now,

[ThatGhillieGuy]

they'd probably say that Master Computer 2 is shit compared to Master Computer 1

[jrjuggalo159]

You have failed to follow Rule 1. Prepare for termination.

[Curttehmurt]

@jrjuggalo159 Rule 1 is about /b/, and only applies to raids

[jrjuggalo159]

@Curttehmurt Actually Rule 1 states not to speak of the site. Not just /b/. And not just cause of raids but its to keep newfags out.

[carnyzzle]

an 8 bit game with vertex graphics?

DO WANT.

[ruscour023]

PS3 HAS NO GAMES

[peber13]

who is /v/?

[Load0Sheep]

FUCK YOU, CONSOLE FAG !

[TheLizzardOh]

STUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP

[lazysoupness]

in bed with his sister... yep, that's /v/

[b1bIs1337]

@lazysoupness if his sister has a dick maybe

[OneBiasedOpinion]

@lazysoupness This.

[TheIlliterateDork]

@lazysoupness lol, ya, every gamer wants to sleep with thier sisters and inbreed while they play video games. XD

[MrLunitunz]

@TheIlliterateDork Particularly in the South

[ObadiahtheSlim]

PS3 Has no games!

[ManintheArmor]

And then came Demon's Souls and Dark Souls.

[BBNick76]

It'd be easier to tell who's a newfag and who's trolling if this wasn't YouTube

[TRBagon]

>No Multiplayer

>2 Controllers

[RuckaInc]

@TRBagon

Games can still be single player on a multiplayer console...

*palmface*

[martrex2]

@TRBagon The console is multiplayer, not the game.

[Fredfredbug4]

MW3 in a nutshell

[VargVikernes1488]

>4chan related video

>":D" in a top comment

[bieberle4]

what does /v/ mean?

[GreenGiantShit]

@bieberle4

/v/ is a forum in 4chan that contains the most trolls and sick people in the world.

[bieberle4]

@GreenGiantShit so that also means for /b/ too?

[Guthixpwnsyou]

@GreenGiantShit I'd say B ties for it. Ever since the pony porn emerged.

[CaptainAlliance]

@Guthixpwnsyou WHAT

PONY PORN

WHEREE

I'm a brony.

Deal with it.

[Guthixpwnsyou]

@CaptainAlliance I'm a brony, fuck your clopping. You're an insult to bronies, just like all the other clopping fucks on /b/.

[TheFunkyBones]

0:22 Dexter starts to describe anime

[soopamariogalaxeee]

Genesis does what Nintendon't

[BlankoGatillo]

PS3 HAZ NO GAEMZ

[OcoryustheBold]

There is no way that's /v/.

He's actually talking about video games

[NoiThinkiWillStay]

@MyNameIsTooFuckingLo Underage b&

[AgentMidnight]

1 byte of memory, crazy

[TheFunkyBones]

>no multiplayer

>two controllers

>wut

[JorrelFraajic]

>Implying these aren't valid complaints

[OcoryustheBold]

>master it at age 3

>not mastering master computer in the womb

Fucking casual

[HTankGlory]

Can I say this is bronies in a nutshell? XD

[elltell1990]

@HTankGlory You can if it made any sense or had any context.

[HTankGlory]

Neh, it just sounds like it'd fit is all. :D ha ha

[pancakewafflebacon]

>8 bits of memory

8 bits = 1 byte

IMPOSSIBRU

[Iconizertube]

The funniest part of him saying that there's no multiplayer is that later on the episode they play this game against each other xD.

[DammitSpah]

>implying that this is /v/ in a nutshell

[Trashcansam123]

He's talking about MW3. 

[CBAwiththisshit]

"No multiplayer"

>two joysticks plugged in

WHAT IS THIS SORCERY.

[over9000stuff]

what's /v/?

[IvoryGecko1993]

PS3 has no Games! LOL XD

[hax0r555]

Laboratory Master Race

[SaphiraTheMongoose]

My little Poindexter.

[Tigerthezombiehunter]

When he was with Dee Dee, he was talking about twilight.

[normanknight100]

@mickey8715 >:D

[CaptainAlliance]

@mickey8715 ...Whut.

[TheKuku09]

@mickey8715 Me too lol

[thevideoman6]

Trolls in a nutshell

[TehKrakerzGuy]

This part of the episode makes no sense, he says that it has no multiplayer………

Yet they play it together seconds later?

WTF?

[rocky4life6]

The game itself has no multiplayer, but other games on the console do have it.

[5990babygraceblue]

Thanks! Now I can envision like 500 Dexters on the other side of those stupid pretentious comments.

[GlitchDetector]

"No multiplayer." Who the Fuck need two controllers then?

[EponymousKid]

@GlitchDetector He said the game was shit, he doesn't play it. Besides, obviously he has some multiplayer games.

[crazynintendoguy]

Mw3 in a nutshell

[acfreak55]

@crazynintendoguy HAHAHA! so true mightswell be.

[Therealguymins]

EIGHT BITS OF MEMORY? HOW COULD ANY GAME RUN ON THAT? LOLOLOLOLOLLOLL

[davidevgen]

so basicly he saying its an atari 2600?

[TheFFFeuerfaustAce]

and no D-Pad

[RaggaeOfFunk]

This is hilariously accurate. In fact this is the gist of how I structure a post all about the negative aspects of a game.

[ninjaspion]

what's a /v/?

[SpitfirePhantom]

This show was the shit back then... wait, am I suppost to be bitching about consoles and PCs or something? My bad.

[Scarfy397]

I enjoy PC and Console equally. I am the 6%.

[metalpayne3]

Cartoons just get better when you're older.

[0incorporeal]

Hurr, all consoles suck EQUALLY :0

[KingoffKentucky]

you are a God,

[mistertitanic]

PS3 is better than Xbox.

[Edgeofthedarkness]

@mistertitanic ?KLSJBDVo'asbdvlgjba s;dkvubaO'FVG'Bga'bd;gfabsk;df­bg;aksjdbgv;oiaubsfbgnadlkfbgk­;ajsbd;viubsad;vnaslkdgnk;AJSB­DVPIUANBSDNFGA;SDJFBKALSJDBFOA­SNBDGIBAHSDOGNASDNFOAISNGIABNG­HNA

[liamjfriel]

@mistertitanic green text erryday