Dennis Miller Rant on Piglosi, Harry Reed, surrender monkees

[methesponge]

nancy pelosi a truly dim bulb....she makes me sick....

[AKQJ40]

love it dennis!!!!! right on, as usual!!!!!

[Watsen56]

Hypocritical? I didnt know you knew him so well. You are most likely a liberal who has listened to his radio show once and just gets on here to bitch. Nice 

[slimjimmy149]

@Watsen56 Hmmm, way to argue based on two completely unsupported assumptions and generalizations...a clear sign of an inferior intellect. My son has some crayons you can play to keep you busy to prevent you from looking like an oaf. Nice

[Skyman46]

Miller is a hypocritical gay boy.

[ggh7664]

@Skyman46

As my 10 year old would say, it takes one to know one.

[AshGSam]

Thanks Dennis...articulate common sense amidst our freak show

[Dc328]

Damn! I love Dennis Miller, so incredibly articulate and funny as hell! He nailed it on this one!

[2PaperTigers]

1:50 is the best part

[carlindelco]

LOl "there are atheists shouting out God forbid"

[funkydanieluk]

I just counted, this guy gets to 1.10 before he actually tells a joke (or at least something aimed to be funny, rather then just how stupid and cowardly people he disagrees with are.)

No wonder this show got canceled! When you only have half an hour you cant waste that much time not being funny!

[mrtstubbs]

@funkydanieluk maybe so, but his radio show is brilliant; three hours to tee 'em up and crack 'em straight down the fairway. Check it out.

[patrick112590]

Another piece of evidence that shows radical conservatives just aren't funny.

[yurismir1]

@patrick112590 Wow, it's so surprising to hear that from someone who disagrees with their viewpoint (sarcasm)

[patrick112590]

@yurismir1 I'm also someone who understands humour; for example: your attempt at sarcasm wasn't funny.

btw I shouldn't have said he was a radical conservative. He's reactionary, in fact. Radicalism is far more preferable.

[yurismir1]

@patrick112590 Once again, you proved my point. Thank you. You obviously aren't able to laugh at people you don't like and/or disagree with. It doesn't matter how funny or unfunny they are. There's really nothing to "understand" about humor. Either you find something funny or you don't. It's not complicated. Maybe it is for you though. I'm not going to respond to a waste of oxygen like you anymore because I have this thing called a "life". You should try getting one of those.

[patrick112590]

@yurismir1 I'm sorry, dear SIR but I'm fully capable of laughing at people I disagree with if they are funny.

Oh I'm a waste of oxygen? It's so good to hear someone who is an expert on these matters to finally tell me the truth. I've always suspected it, but it's great to hear someone as intelligent as you finally reveal it to me. Since I obviously have nothing better to do with my time: what are your doing with the rest of your "life"?

[unclelight13]

Miller's a poopoo mouth nazi!

[collapseofthedollar]

uh maybe he should do his research before he advocates attacking more middle eastern countries. they only reason they attack us is because of the fact that we're over there.

[LogSNES]

I love how liberals get mad and can't take a conservative joke....LOL!

[iDaljeTako]

Pelosi is a corrupt player. It's a given.

Anyone who says otherwise is either poorly informed, or emotionally driven.

Little by little, the look of the country changes with the men we choose to admire. . .

(This quote describes both our recent decline -and- our current attempt to restructure our leadership.)

[iDaljeTako]

First we restructure the House - then -

the Senate.

Search & Watch from12/20/09

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GOOOH (Get Out Of Our House!!)

[palapescada]

Go Dennis Go!

The only sad thing is that his characterizations of Pelosi and Reid and Obama are basically accurate.

Oh, well, I guess that every so often, the American people elect Democrats to run things only to be reminded why we should NEVER elect Democrats to do anything! I personally have NEVER cast a vote for any Democrat, not even for dog-catcher!

[ssike0]

what happened to this dude? He probably thinks theres a few bucks to be made target marketing Rush Limbos s audience. Sellout.

[blownone1]

No Dummy! The government doesn't need to spend money to make money. They don't need to make money, dummy. That's what we are for!

Get it yet?

WE need to be allowed to spend OUR money, to make more jobs, through profitable businesses.

[AndyMartinSP]

Miller was great, then MNF happened. See what happens when you become bitter that something doesn't work out? He became jaded and that's sad. If this was 2000 - he'd rip O'Runniepants up one side and down the other.

[InKa4484]

I used to think Miller was funny too, lately it just seems as though he writes his rants around fox news talking points.

[palapescada]

And if I was being paid by Fox News to do a commentary segment on their news show, I would gladly do the same thing. It is at least evident that Mr. Miller believes in what he has to say.

[InKa4484]

The only thing he believes in is Rupert Murdoch pays well.

[thehumanbeanAZ]

Are you freaks fucking kidding me>????!!!

ANd where are you getting YOUR TALKING POINTS??? Huffington post and Daily Kooks... LOL... Smoke somemore koolaid children - When YOU realize THIS HEALTHCARE OBAMACARE DEBACLE YOU IGNORANT CLOWNS ARE PAYING FOR.

THEN IM LAUGHING AT YOUR IGNORANCE... REPENT NOW AND WAKE THE FAQ UP...

[yellowkrux]

@thehumanbeanAZ We ignorant clowns were praying for single payer or at least a public option it was you retarded phaics who wrote this bill in 1994.

[PatriotGal61]

Dennis was funny 25 years ago, he's funny now. TJon Stewart used to hate both sides equally, too, just as Dennis did. As time went on, Jon went left, Dennis went right, but they're both still funny. The fact that Dennis gradually grew more conservative did not affect his humor, only humorless liberals' perception of it.

[Hellaciousoutlaw]

This is the only job silly ass Miller could get. His comedy wasnt that funny either. Miller is like a 2nd class loser that no one really takes seriously neocons dont even like him

[MrAlan1975]

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[STPdemon]

Demwits...

[pdptx]

Yea but your saying that from your punk ass middle class lib life. He's laughing all the way to the bank.

Hey..get up and go to work lib!!!!

Dennis doesn't have to!

[supremevero]

whenever i see this douche i wonder why he just didn't stick to football....oh yeah he sucked....what a bitter dickhead

[joeasmythe]

Dennis has a very urbane wit, and always has. I have known him for about 20 years, and he always has been a witty guy, and a patriotic one. Bravo Dennis.

[Enraged5150Juiced]

America hates dennis miller !!!! on the up side dennis is only spouting republican hate because its the best paying job he can get

[davillio2000]

oh yes, whatever conservatives say is hate, that way you don't have to actually debate the issue. How intellectually lazy. You liberals just can't abide any dissenting viewpoint...gee how tolerant!!!

The more I observe liberals the more I see that you are the hateful tyrants.

[pdptx]

America hates Piglosi and druggies like you!

Miller Time Rules!

[Enraged5150Juiced]

Who ever wrote that is clearly gay prolly a regular bathroom freak

How do you republicans do that in the public mens room ? I mean it smells oh you wierd-ohs like that too Nasteeeeeeeeee sick ass sex offenders

[Delphinus72]

You truly are dumber than a bag of hammers. Wake the F up clown and stay off the dubbage. We have nearly a $2T deficit and all the Dems can do is propose more and more spending. Just look at California

[MrAlan1975]

you have to spend money to make money dummy

[News4usall]

Miller is a riot.

But this show was awful.

[SnuffDipper45]

I love this guy . . . lighten up u liberals

[ptupsd]

Dennis Miller thinks hes so funny, he's a has been

[gretabetta]

if being able to read off a teleprompter makes one highly intelligent... oh wait it doesn't.

[bkelley426]

So Obama must be the world's biggest dummy!

[gretabetta]

he is

[sig0]

And when you finish up with that dont forget to check out videos on Bigfoot, the Loch Ness Monster, Roswell alien autopsy videos, and the FEMA concentration camp conspiracy.

[jsoynbnj]

Miller definitely developed a boyish crush on George W. Bush. I've read that he always wanted to go into a room in private, with photos of Bush...

And he would tell people to come back later when they heard him moaning...

[johnhhead]

So funny . . .  when you left wingers hear articulate, highly intelligent and astute criticism of your anointed demagogue you just gotta sink down way low . . . . Amusing . . .

[ARODPACK4]

when u right-wingers see an articulate, highly intelligent democratic president get elected, u desperately find solace in blogging on youtube

[eunicron]

Well played.

[thehumanbeanAZ]

@johnhhead AMen brother. I still chuckle having posted this so long ago the wraith of the leftards it brings out... It is almost like cerebral baiting if only they had a cranium with any more motor neurons firing that the koolaid hasnt killed off like an opium den in Obamaville...

[Reido2828]

@johnhhead

its because Liberals are street shit

[Cyclopsis]

".....you have the photosynthetically-crazed eco zealots who lay home at night and pleasure themselves with a Betamax dub of the Hellstrom Chronicles" ROFL!!

[therush87]

When does he make a joke?

[chifour66]

Dennis Miller is one of the only people who speaks the truth. He rawks!

[genYprogressive]

Dennis Miller has not been funny in 10 years.

[carlindelco]

ever since your lobotomy I imagine...lol

[genYprogressive]

Since Miller converted to a Con after 911 when it was fasionable he tried to be the Republican's Bill Maher and failed miserably.

Dennis Millers giant man crush on George Bush along with the fact every prediction he makes is wrong and his guy Rudi went down makes him a bigger Douche every month.

[genYprogressive]

Commenting on lobotomys here is a joke for Dennis Miller. What is the diffrence between Sarah Palin's vagina and her mouth? Only 20% of what comes out of her vagina is retarded.

[v71ancoker]

Typical liberal vile. As you would put it, "you are scum."

[JPK7777777]

Thanks, Carlindelco!

I needed a good laugh!

Check out my page for items of mutual interest!

May God Bless the USA!

[carlindelco]

your welcome yeah I will looks like good stuff..these guys that hate miller so funny in their own right.. ttyl

[bigstack171]

kena429,do yourself a favor and grow a brain. 911 an inside job,ya right and i suppose you believe in the tooth fairy as well.

[ViperKeeper2070]

"Nancy Pelosi, 3rd in line for President? Even Atheists are shouuting "God forbid" on that one!" AWESOME!!!!

[patriotfront]

The first 40 seconds explains perfectly the state that America has found herself. Nobody cuts to the bone like Dennis.

[lumpagogo]

patfront:

Yes and then Dr. Miller lumped the Environmental folk with the multicultural disease, thereby ruining all credibility.

Dennis is also a flagrant war-coward.

[jlettuce07]

Environmentalists lost all credibility once Al Gore made $100 million off of global warming on speaking fees and investments by creating environmental hysteria, even when his house consumes enough energy to power 232 average American households for a month.

It's the great investment opportunity of our generation, and some people are taking advantage of it. Others just jump on the liberal bandwagon, never knowing they're being taken for a ride.

[lumpagogo]

lettucse-spa-ghettus:

Please don't lump all tree-loving good guys together. And the Gore attacks are a smoke screen. What is the bum supposed to do? Hitch-hike?

[MGCAUSTIN]

No Miller is refreshingly honest and objective, not towing the line of the mainstream media or the Alex Jones "Inside Job" Loonies.

[squider9]

wow, this is some corrosive shhite... I cant believe a fellow as clever as Mr. Miller doesn't realize he should be ragging on Bush and his policies... maybe its too easy a target..

[KENA429]

MILLER is just another NEOCON liar.The whole war is based on a lie. You tube WTC 7 collapse and its an obvious controlled demolition. There were explosives in all the buildings. It was an inside job. 19 Arabs with boxcutters? Please! What a joke. Watch 911 LOOSE CHANGE and judge for yourself.

[dragonstryke]

I think I just found the stupidest person on Youtube. You, sir, are a moron.

[superpowernyc]

I'm Sure You're An Intellect! Liberals Are Pathetic!

[dragonstryke]

Youtube misplaced my comment. It was intended for the idiot who posted below saying that 9-11 was an inside job. I actually love Dennis Miller.

[carlindelco]

step away from the mirror now...lol

[idespiseall]

Where's the Biden bump or that for the convention?

There's only so much nothing you can tell people before they get bored and stop listening.

[idespiseall]

LOL!!!

You and your type are so entertaining in spite of your predictability. Your arguments are all the same:

"Preposition, verb Fox News. Verb preposition George W. Bush. Verb preposition verb JOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!!!!!!!!!!!"

Keep typing asshole, you're always good for a belly-laugh X-D

[spmandmtgr]

I love it when he sed evan athess are like oh god not pelosi for pirsadet..

[freestuffffff]

Whether shilling for AIPAC and eating Rupert Murdoch's dingleberries for millions, or having blood on his hands, Dennis Miller wears it well.

[arglistone]

Neocon Dennis Miller wants YOUR Children to go to war while HIS children sit safe, watching him get Hair Plugs and S*cking off the Jews that control the Media.

[skillets1965]

ha arlingbone you fuckhead I see you so afaid of Miller you are on every thread. Your a racist dickhead who cant tell the truth to people in case they figure out your so full of shit. go to iraq will ya. at least pay for your lazy liberal ass hahahha

[FanBoy1977]

wow and you libs call us Conservitives racist.

[vaxxon1]

Get your fact straight, genius. Most Jews in the US are Democrats.

[JustAnotherAdam111]

You need to learn a bit about Mr. Miller if you wanna throw stones...listen to his show.he cares more about the troops than most poeple do and a shitload more than liberals do

[langbry]

I like the laugh track that tells when we're supposed laugh AT this 5-foot-8, hairplug wearing weasel.

[argentum1est1sanctus]

Its too bad. Dennis used to be funny.

[Spectre220]

still is

[earp1673]

See now in mozart20dlubos the quintessential liberal. Instead of simply ignoring Dennis, with whom he doesn't agree, he cites Miller on his choice of words; hence, those who disagree with leftist agenda are less intelligent somehow. When I challenge this pathetic attack, he has no defense of COURSE. Libs use emotion and bourgeoisie terms they CLAIM to despise(in other words "I'm better than you"). As a good capitalist, I PISS on them.

[hellotommy]

Miller used to be liberal but somehow he is now cool!

[Ravalin]

I'm curious if libs even know anything that they defend, apart that it's the popular thing now. Thought crying and complaining about everything while drinking the media koolaid and starbucks like some feeding baby :P

[langbry]

LIBERALS are drinking the "media koolaid"? Look at the video you are posting on you dolt.

[riccangolf]

do only idiot liberals watch you tube.

[openbrains]

oh miller,,,,,you always wanted to be the schoolyard bully.

dont spend some much time trying to sound funny, and spend some time in thought.

We are fighting this war , like its Nazi Germany. This is not that type of war. If it was. we would consider nuking it, like Japan.

This is so important. This is not WW2. We are not at war with Iraq in a traditional sense. Thsi is like Germany after the US occupation.

[mozart20dlubos]

'photosynthetically-crazed' doesn't even make sense. He just strings together big words in order to sound smart.

[earp1673]

"photosynthetically-crazed eco-zealots" --easily defined as people maniacally obsessed with passion for trees, plants, etc. In other words, living things which use photosynthesis to survive. I fully admit I do not have a very accomplished education, yet I can easily grasp what Dennis is saying. You are the one who makes no sense!

[mozart20dlubos]

NO. I understand what meaning he's trying to portray by using the term 'photosynthetically-crazed'. I'm just saying it's not used properly in this context. If you can't see that, then you're not only poorly-educated, you're stupid as well.

[earp1673]

Please, be a kind, merciful lib and indulge poor, stupid me. Explain how "photosynthetically-crazed eco-zealots" is not a proper term for the context. I say Miller, a comedian, uses big words for humor and effect therein. Please enlighten me.

[mozart20dlubos]

eco-zealots makes sense. Photosynthetically-crazed doesn't. These eco-zealots are not crazed or fanatic about photosynthesis, they're fanatic about saving and preserving the earth's vegetation. Photosynthesis just happens to be the way most forms of vegetation sustain themselves, the use of the word just doesn't make sense in this context. I don't know why I have to spell it out for you, I didn't think anyone would be so stupid as not to see the fallacy of its use in that context.

[earp1673]

"They're fanatic about saving and preserving the earth's vegetation". So, they are crazed about saving plants, right? Plants survive every day through photosynthesis, just as we survive by breathing and eating. OK- Hence the use of terminology by Miller: people who are obsessed with plant life is "photosynthetically-crazed", just as someone who is obsessed with fish life could be lightly(read:humor/comedy) referred to as "gill-crazed". How could someone as smart as you be struggling here???

[9NineNine9]

This guy really is a mental midget. He just can't put the pieces together. It's like he stopped his mental evolution at age 12. Too bad.

[thehumanbeanAZ]

Dennis Miller is too much for the liberal mind to process. He, as Bean, was once one, although i can only vouch for Beanself that I never got frothy at the mouth with the delusion of conspiracy like many nowadays but Dennis eloquently dissects their BDS oh so good. His best show, Bean believes, was when he had Christopher Darden on as guest or the ultimate, phil hartman.

[jrogers3670]

He gets his money from FOX. He is either very naive or very well paid. I would have to be VERY well paid to push for the killing of innocent people. I know, you don't have to respond, all of the Iraqi families we have killed were going to kill us. Us or them, right? Sleep well, Neocons.

[Raul48819]

Dennis is using a fucking LAUGHTRACK???!

LAME.

[thehumanbeanAZ]

He aint using a Laughtrack dickweed

Me thinks that is the Voices in yer head

THAT IS A LIVE STudio audience

yOU ARE AN ASSHAT.  NICE TRY THOUGH. ALMOST.. nearly got it... deny! deny! deny!

THE FUCKIN TRUTH YOU DWEEB..

[coachfun1987]

Hey, "humanbean": how's that GED working out for you?

[thehumanbeanAZ]

Better than your attempts at comedy assclown.

Hows the Sheep Shagging CLub membership drive going ya deuschbag?

[coachfun1987]

Good one! You've obviously learned your grade school sense of humor from the same place you learned how to spell. Fox News & NASCAR have a one-man audience in you.

[thehumanbeanAZ]

yuck yuck yuck

if ya pull that tampax outta yer piehole we might be able to comprehend what your muttering dickweed.

[coachfun1987]

Did I say GED? I was wrong: All evidence points to your profile as a 10th grade dropout who married his cousin.  Your combined IQ: no more than 110 I'm sure.

[youtoube555]

Dennis Miller rockes Liberals Suck

[chickenmcthug]

rockes??? Don't pretend that you got any of his jokes. With only 5 words to type, there's no excuse. And just because D.M.'s intelligent, doesn't mean he's on your side. In fact, it usually means just the opposite.

[thehumanbeanAZ]

Translation please. Who is "Loser Cunt" and what is "His" war ?  Clarification?

[listersc]

Loser Cunt that wants others to DIE for HIS financial IDEALS OF WAR, send the kids to fight for Victory ya punk.