The Deft Gamer - Total Recall (NES) Review

[Thorralf83]

THE PENISES ARE GREAT !!! XD

[ST0PM0SS]

best Arnold impersination

[Wixtroxis]

15 people are gonna get governated in their sleep tonight. Also, the amount of verbal abuse Arnie gives off in this video makes it even more awesome. Not to mention the contradictions.

This game is so simplistically easy! If you need the extra life, you're pathetic. I should come over to your house and break your kneecaps!

then....

God dammit this is hard! This is harder than the crustified dingleberries.

[TheAviator211]

shoot zem in za nutz!

[horokeusensei]

lol wall penises

[Wixtroxis]

LMAO! Time tested technique of crouching and shooting in the nuts. That has to be one of the most hilarious things anybody has ever said! XD

[gorance2000]

as always the deft gamer is awesome

[reallove41]

hahahahahah lol funy so so funny wall of penises lol

[Wookiebabloo]

SHOOT THEM INDEEEENUTTTTZZZZ!

[GeforceDFS]

lol

[suicidewillie]

Random as fuck

[StiqueJade]

It's the governator

[serpico89]

pay the fare my asssss!!

[serpico89]

so many penises in a nes game lmao

[zitzblitz123]

i still own this game

great video this was very funny

and yea i myself was pissed about the ending when i had beat it.

[StiqueJade]

Let me buy all ur nes games....

[Johnlindsey289]

You are aware that Laughing Joking Numbnuts (a.k.a. LJN) made this game right? they did made some decent playable games like Friday The 13th, T&C, Elm Street and Gotcha to Maximum Carnage and True LIes. But This with X-Men, Back to the Future, etc. are pure crap.

[ILoveSpanishQueen]

I got to Gary Coleman( I believe his name was Benny in the movie, and he wasn't a midget, lol) twice, but after that I just gave up. This game is aggravating as shit.

The car level really isn't that difficult if you practice it a few times and enter the stage with a full life bar. It's the stage after it with the ninja star throwers, boomerang throwers, and CATS( easily the most annoying part of the game) that is frustrating as hell.

[LitemyDay]

Why so many references to terminator? This is a completely diferent story.

[sentrylevel]

and turn rofl

[WhenxChristxReturnsx]

Wall of penises XD

[PopcornCoolie]

Why you talking shit about THEE best NES game ever made? I never made it past the car level. I just gave up.

[ShakinJamacian]

Heh, cute Armake references.

[OK8888]

Hey! What's the song in the beginning of this video? Wasn't it in Dave Mirra's Freestyle BMX? Very good song.

[MistaSpookie]

Be quiet and drive by Deftones

[Wanda4DecentValues]

Any video game where you get to kill mexicans gets mad props from me. Total Recall NES is DA BOM!

[masteriansun]

hey, i'm a police officah, got get your mudduh please

[Johnlindsey289]

Laughing Joking Numbnuts sucks! great movie but the game was shit, i wish AVGN would review it.

[erick103]

most hilarious review i've ever fucking seen in my entire life!

DEAR LORD...

5 stars!!!!!!!!!!!

[merten0083]

lol shoot the skeletons in the nuts

[UltMitSinner78]

LMAO thsi review is so funny it should have a million hits.

[ninmachine109]

this is awesome lol

[fatty2332]

ROFL nice review

[SCRIPPSCAST2007]

Nice opening Deft... What's the music on that???

[Masterlink781]

Deft tones Drive me away

[yeismeload]

LOL

[xxxCRAZYLOVExxx]

fucking nice review, first time i see a perfect review other than avgn

[gitarmats]

for some reason, beating homeless will send you to marssshshs!"

[funnyboy116]

lol the part where you said "punch jump low punch and tuuuurn" made me laugh very hard

[Sonicrulez11]

XD, I could NOT stop laughing at the "wall of penises." ROFL

[whitecollarcriminal]

I never could get past Richeter in the early part of the game because i didn't realize you had to kill Lorie in a short amount of time.

[Karnegis]

Glory holes and attacking kitty cats WTF were they smoking when they made this game?

[RetroGamerNet]

A movie theater that only plays credits, lol.

[pawel1818]

You talk Arnie accent :D

[cupis997]

whath is game in 0:02 sec?

[PlaidLaiden]

"I DON'T CARE WHERE JUST FAR!.....away....!"

[IIIISolidSnakeIIII]

funny stuff 5*

[jsmall94]

"pay the fare my ass"

"oh crap, i fell into the penises"

"jump, low punch, and TUUUUURN!"

LOL deft gamer, thanx for inviting the governator to do an awesome review!

[codymorton1]

Hilarious! I own and hate this game! The Predator is just as bad!

[sidious0660]

Still cracks me up even after so many times of viewing!

My fav line: "Goddamn the CAAAATS!" LOL

[pispirelo]

too many midgets

[Vmando]

"Oh, crap I fell into the penises" XD

[typhoon136]

Jump...low punch...and turn!

[KamikazeXero]

Come on Ahnold, that's not a wall of penises, it's the 1991 Los Angeles Glory Hole Convention

[martin1226]

LMFAO! Wall of penises!

[everyonelovesbutters]

very original, well done

[ashleynoscar84]

This is by far the most entertaining review I have ever seen, I loved it, your the man DG

[THE74MALDITO]

your commentary is the most annoying shit I have ever heard, play and STFU

[bohemianjoe]

You, AVGN and Armake21 are the BEST! For nostalgic bad movie review you guys should check out Nostalgiacritic or Greatestmovieevermade.

[GameStub]

LOL!-At 8:20

[GameStub]

HAHAHAH!!! Great Review DG.

[logjimer]

I love the way you say "penises" lol

[unrealtournamentguy]

dude, you should just download Hypercam 2, the unregistered version is obviously free and the quality is great, the only problem with the unregistered version is that there is a little tag up in the top left hand corner saying that it's unregiestered lol.

[TheDeftGamer]

to capture footage i use a dvd recorder. for editing i use adobe premiere,

[unrealtournamentguy]

well done man, I made my own review of the game but this review is FUCKING HALARIOUS!! XD I love the Arnie Impression!!

[BennoSvinto]

hahahahaa this is so f:ing fun. great another midget! killing hobos gets u to Mars.

[SmashAddictZero]

I didnt stop laughing once while watching.

[Comangg4]

Omfg your funny =) lol

[Re4wii2008]

the ending to the game was hilarous!!!

[TheDeftGamer]

adobe premiere pro, and no.

[Polak9843]

u r 1 of my fav game reviewers next 2 irate gamer and avgn

[hiufung]

well done, i can't stop laughing :D

[mignonhenne]

game 2

review 8

accent 9

funny but please stop saying penises !!!

[WeskPei]

Kung Lao

hahahahaha

[DAVIDRCGRAY]

best review online by far,fucking hilarious

[TheSecretMafia]

lmaoooooo tf awsome

[mGoLos]

Nice on!

[Sydberg]

Wall Penises !!! LOLZ

[Kaizen63]

I liked this!

^__^ Agent Smith

[Wishbringer3]

THANKS DEFT!

[FinalWish7]

LOL at the penises!!!!!!!!!!!

[chromedxd]

Freaking OMG that's funny with the stupid gloryholes with penises coming out of the wooden fence! Great video man, love your work.

[WhipsNChains]

xDD I love that voice! Poor Arnold. His games seem to suck. lol.

[Mortichai]

I love you!!! XD

[GreyMorgan]

I love when you do the Schwarzenegger voice, its hilarious. 5/5

[SamuralPrince]

lol

[Crosbymook]

Tell Arnie I said hi, so funny

[mikefm4]

awesome movie, never played the game. good review D lol

[filmnstuff]

Although I think the game is underrated and not that difficult, I still enjoyed your review of it.

[rabapab23]

Hilarious man.. keep it up :)

[draculid]

oh crap i fell into the penises EEYAAARRRGH

[SpaceyAtariQueen]

the arnold voice is my fav!

[foch41]

i love when Arnold reviews your games!

[Rollaattorimummo]

This game is pure SHIT! But review and specially Arnold was pure gold! 5/5 And keep it up Deft =)

[g0mer]

the wall of penii ahhhhhhhhh

[rogaface]

9 minutes of Arnie accent is just too much for me, which is a shame cos I was excited about this vid. Thanx anyway tho

[bpbrother]

Haven't you uploaded this a week ago or so?

[bpbrother]

Really ?I'm asking because I have seen a Schwarzennegger impression review (someone faking his voice and reviewing a game, don't know which one it was) a few days ago, but it was not this one, so I thought it was yours and you re-upped it for some weird reason.

Or maybe it was this one and I am just having a blackout.

[TheDeftGamer]

ido arnold in my terminator review but that was months ago

[bpbrother]

Guess what, it is that one! Haha. ;)

[samuraiwarrios]

Shweet! :D

[AVONISION]

Well done.

[ZeroGamer24]

great review...but not so great accent, sorry just being honest

[foch41]

1st rate

[JeezaLou]

Cats and midgets!!!

[WalterCwell08]

where does all ther water go?

[TheDeftGamer]

i think it make the atmosphere. like clouds and all that..

[MagusX1]

LMAO, I had this game as a kid and I got mad with it I threw it at a wall and broke it cause it was hard...I should go see if I can find it again lol...grat review and great arnold impression LMAO. 5/5

[PokerDerk]

Can't watch this with the accent, sorry.

[stanburdman]

This game is very hard, it took me..oh two weeks to pass i...two weeks....twroo weaks...twsroo weeekks...

[xian678]

it's always great to look back on them old school games. some of them and i mean some...... have a better story line then today's games. Me also being a nes owner i could here and there whip it out and start gamin. Thx 4 these vids

[mfighter96]

10th comment lol...Nice review!!!

[xian678]

lol good work

[ipwnurs]

Nice review! Can't wait to see the next one!

Happy to be subscribed ^_^

[barber747]

Ugh, I'm sorry, but I just can't stand that Schwarzenegger voice of yours. I'm more used to your regular voice :/

[cannibalcorpse121]

Shoot them in the nuts!

[starsoldier1]

Oww, my kneecaps! Great review Mr. Governator.

[SantasEvilHelper]

nice nice nice!!!!

[JoeyDrunko]

I actually own this game...

Great review!

[Bazgothmog]

FIRST VIEW AND COMMENT :D

...Not having a life pays off in enlarging e-pen0r.