kick ass miracles-escrima jackass

[judenimrevat]

oh my. you got the wrong rituals lol..

[DEEJAY5894]

i remember watching when it first came on the telly

[PeterBarneyClown]

Bwahahaha!!! that's what happens if you spit on dwendes, stop claiming you've done it dozen times? boastfull bald guy hahaha!!!

[tallset2]

OH WOW

[blazeclicker]

i hate this :/ makes escrima look like a savage art :/ its sad he also looks more like an animal with all that grunting

[talon115]

One cut and he was out of commission!

[Phiru808]

lulz

[MrDickheadsman]

hahahaha !!!

[stray88]

I love how his demeanor changed once he actually got cut. So much for fighting spirit. The pompadour of FMA guys never ceases to amaze me.

[stevelatinner]

a complete idiot. he got what he deserved

[kuchiki1]

The OLD SCHOOL FILIPINO Warriors are still the BEST. During the ERA where almost every man you see in the street of the Philippines has a BOLO Knife on their side.

The ORIGINALS are still the BEST FILIPINO WARRIORS! Lapu-Lapu FTW!

[0kewl]

@theawakener7 the real delusion is the belief of truthful enlightenment, says the cow

[ACPManbu]

wtf

[Phalanx808]

Moron.

[Kyouille]

Phail.

[jeffdoeskungfu]

Holy shit! That looks really painful!!! Poor dude.

[nil1230]

fuck when i saw the knife...they only teach this in japan and the philippines..samurai vs escrima

[kenshin9518]

@nil1230  samurai looses!

[windmoveswater]

When something goes wrong, it tends to advocate the idea that he's clearly not a trickster. Just like if someone can break a brick with his fingers and then one day it doesn't work, you generally say "fair enough, at least it's not a fake brick" but nooo, whether it works or not it's fake. lol, that's NOT scientific.

[jamesejudy3]

if it takes all that ceremony & prep, it's useless in real life.

Too bad he didn't chop his hand right off, maybe word would get around & folks would stop trying that shit

(or better yet, BELIEVING IT!)

[cutsandbruises99]

Predictable result of blade meeting meat. Lucky for him he pulled his strike he'd be handless!

[Nhia89]

oh dang didn't work hmmm.......lol

[davd628]

0:02 "especial sharpened for this show"

no wonder it cut him

[KirkhamsEbooks]

People just don't get it. We are physical beings. Physical laws apply. Even now someone will have an excuse why this didn't work

Rick

[jessevoidable]

What do you mean even now?

Not everything about humans or even life itself have been fully explored or discovered.

I'll cite a simple example.

Hundreds of years ago the Internet was most likely considered an impossibility. Why? Because the technology at the time didn't allow it to exist.

Fast forwarded to the present day, obviously the Net tech is not so weird nor does it go against logics.

Point is ... don't be too sure that something's impossible just because you can't understand it. :-)

[dubkult]

why are you so determined to believe this?

have you invested a lot of time and energy into a particular belief system??

here's a quote i like:

Doubt To Discover The Truth.

By OSHO

"I am not a priest, I am just a friend. I am here to explain to you how I have discovered truth. Doubt has been my own process, my own way to reach to truth. And I would like you to become more and more sharp, intelligent. Doubt more scientifically...

[jessevoidable]

I could echo a similar question to you myself:

"Why are you so adamant, to not believe that many things in life are still not fully explored by science?"

Science is great; but it doesn't provide all the answers in the absolute terms !

Of course I have my own belief system.

What matters most however is that, I do believe in science; but I'm not that arrogant nor ignorant so as to ignore other forces which are at play in life.

Human knowledge is limited. You'd better believe that ! :-)

[truexgunnerxchronica]

@KirkhamsEbooks there are somethings laws, science, or wahtever cannot explain

[KirkhamsEbooks]

He got cut

[RomanPeacock21]

Maybe the camera stole some of his energy?

[Ginji989]

haha the old man was pwned

[MartialArts4Ever]

LOL! I'm pretty sure escrima isn't like that... Chris is probably exchanged the word with Kali, which does have weird rituals like that.

[Dante1Savage]

i hate to love watching things like this, i hate the anticipation before it happens

[leeperry]

"Board not hit back"- Mr Miyagi

[VeritasNicea]

I thought that was Bruce Lee, he says that in Enter the Dragon

[zeqky]

what a plunker;-)

[swatty90]

lol

[Ogiv]

FAIL!!!

[tambay1ang]

hahahahahaha tarantado... gago hahahahahaha

[ilja47]

Normaly he would have done it, but I think nature punished him for chopping down the tree 1:39

[flumox77]

maybe

[icecrimson]

WAHAHAHAHA!! HES AN EMO!!

[flumox77]

LOL!

[largomano54]

NICE VIDEO

Please check out Bahala na multi-style videos on YouTube for Escrima in California!

tj Stockton ca.

[zohar5150]

SHAOLIN SWORDS ARE LKE ALUMINUM FOIL

[GrifterZed]

It's called spring steel. Paper thin, INTENTIONALLY, for use of sending powerful snaps of energy down them in a whip-like fashion. Extremely sharp and extremely effective when used by someone with skill.

[imdavidsayhi]

I was laughing in the beginning before he cut himself... he was "wrapping" his arm with "a sacred cloth like chi ballish armor" ahhahah... THEN WHEN HE CUT HIMSELF... I paused... and then LAUGH CRIED... that shit was funny... but you should watch shoalin. thats the real stuff.

[missshell81]

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH NUFF SAID

[bigkitte]

guð minn góður

[Photographeur]

du meine Fresse. Wie blöd geht eigentlich?

do not put it to the test if you belive in bullshit

[manalomarko]

who do you thnk you are superman hahahahaha...yan ang napapala ng naniniwala sa anting anting eh di nataga mo sarili mo.....kakahiya ka!!!!baka me part two ulit yan....maganda yan sa bubble gang ipalabas

[plus24seven]

your not a TAD TAD!! u JACKASS!!!!!

[mikrobyo1890]

next time nga manghambog ka ayaw pavideo pra wlay ebidensya..hahahhahahahaha..pa­kaulaw ma lang ka noy sa mga pinoy..

[mikrobyo1890]

putang ina ano akala mo..TADTAD ka..pakauwaw lang ka da...

[nickfeugas]

I wanted to laugh but it was just too sad.

[smokinpakalolo]

bit you this stupid "gay" niyahahahaha!!!!! no more followers anymore....sooooo IDIOT!!!!!!

[markniack2003]

this should not happen if the guy did not put too much pressure in his arm and just relax, just like tadtad practitioner they dont harden their body when being hit my the bolos, this guy is just too tense.

[blazeclicker]

@markniack2003 i harden and tense all the time with ANY non blade weapon but i tense after the first contact is made but ur right tensing when bing cut is stupid it only makes it hurt worse

[marcmischief]

@markniack2003 I think his main mistake was using a sharpened sword to hit himself in the arm with.

[Mercenario1471]

not so gud anting anting

[manalomarko]

ur a disgrace pinoy

[plus24seven]

£MO ! :D

[plus24seven]

NOT TO GOOD

[jessevoidable]

People can be slashed with machetes or bolos and not get injured. I found that hard to believe too initially. I changed my mind when I saw this video. Search for:

Pentjak Silat Hardcore Underground Training - Part III

3 minutes into the video, you will see the master 'chopping down' on his disciples with a sharp machete.

[dubkult]

he twists the knife before impact so it's not the blade edge that is creating the impact. the slapping sound is a bit of a give away too.

[jessevoidable]

LOL

Obviously you're blind. It's either that, or you're just too full of yourself to admit and believe, that some things in life are not explainable by either science or rationalized thinking.

Btw, it's not a knife. And, if he actually twisted his machete, his wrist too, would have turned to accommodate the motion. :-)

[dubkult]

i'm not blind or so full of myself that i'm closed minded. i just know what i see.

i know full well we can't explain everything, i've had many direct experiences of unexplainable things in my life and value the mystery of them.

but i can tell when something is a trick and that thing with the machette is a trick. i twists the machette in his hand with his fingers, so he doesn't need to bend his wrist. he is obviously very practiced at this and his poor students are obviously very conditioned

[jessevoidable]

Last I read, the master in the video is still very much alive.

Why don't you give him a visit in Penang, Malaysia, to judge in person and validate all accusations that he's just a trickster?

Best of luck. :-)

[manalomarko]

escrima are a very effective fighting system...but having a ritual and believing that u will not cut by a blade that is stupidity....who do u think u are a metal...hahahahaha see wat u done to ur self..u make ur self a fool

[frogsquirr3l]

breathing can do a lot - but it will never protect you from a blade...

[frogsquirr3l]

breathing can do a lot - but it will never protect you from a blade...

[lischimischi]

muahahahahhahahahaahahahhaahha stupid idiot

[bladezored]

LOLZ dum pinoy, LOLZ philippines 4 life :D

[Ziziky]

well, what can I say.... shit happends, right? :D

[Kiakenshi]

He mentions the four elements but he would have been alot better off if he had just focused chi in that spot.

[xcookiemonster]

i sharpened this especially for the show..... whahahahahah

[ahmednabil]

he really did this before . otherwise , why would he attempt it in front of a camera , i know why he failed, he was thinking too much about the camera and people watching him , so he is stupid anyway.

[JUPITERMARSVENUS]

yabang.shame

[Brady2k8]

Next up, the leg ^^

[SabahAlev]

nope...didn't get it right, try another limb...

[tonpernisa]

ha!

[ANImeNINJA1415]

niiice

[doink3]

The only thing that Is shameful is that it had to be a Filipino that goofed up in his show:o HOY, Tito Boy bring out tha stretcher!

[mike79diver]

guess he won't be trying that again any time soon...

oh btw, kek

[strandneuker]

you stupid fuck!!!! whoever does this is not a reality based escrimador!!!luckely for him the British narrator was there !!!!

[mohsen789]

if he honestly never done this before, why would he try his luck first time on television. he was obviously nervous in front of the camera n just thought "go for it".

[DrKspirit]

why does this remind me of the Hakas? (all blacks)

[piussnowballus]

the tree spirit obviously interfered with his chi channel. he should not have pwned that defenseless tree then he wouldn't have been counter-pwned.

[anak1]

btw, for those who dont know - Anting-anting are traditional charms used to "ward off evil/harm" by some people in the Philippines.. Do they work??... ummmmmm ask Red! LMAO

[fishface93]

bloody fool

[Taiak]

ROFLMFAO

I'm such an ass for this but I loled so hard.

...still giggling btw.

poor guy.

[paul6482]

what a bell end, think he got a book of these wild protection rituals??

[kyleaznfcuk]

......this is the most retarded thing ive seen on youtube

[MaddogMckiller]

Idiot ;D !

[HeyNatzo]

TEYAH! Humm... oh sht i cut my arm!

[potz555]

I think if you got someone else to sharpen the knife and then get people to do their ritual they wouldn't work, this guy must have believed some of his own BS and sharpened it too much

[C00LTUBE]

He probably sharpened it too much

[KrausePupil]

Not the point. Had his ritual worked (and it does sometimes) it wouldn't have cut regardless of how sharp it was.

[potz555]

Looks like he sharpened it a bit too much

[KrausePupil]

Not the point. Had his ritual worked (and it does sometimes) it wouldn't have cut regardless of how sharp it was.

[daedolos]

Why wouldn't it cut? It cut that small tree in pieces. That was stupid. And promotes escrima as something savage and antiquated. Sad.

Peace

@_*

Escrima is not like this at all.

[KrausePupil]

Don't be stupid. This show is based on miracles such as being able to make yourself impervious to blades. People all round the world and many from where the art originated beleive this is possible. it is not for a western person to say that the very nature of the art make it seem savage and antiquated.

[daedolos]

I can understand where you might be coming from. You sound like the religious type. I agree the "Western" way of thinking discounts many many ideologies as savage and antiquated (sometimes unnecessarily so) but what about just common sense? And I absolutely did NOT say escrima is savage and antiquated. I'm saying this practitioner who got cut is promoting it as so.

Peace

@_*

[KrausePupil]

Ah, my mistake.

[parkourhellas]

cause this jackass almost cut off his arm...

[Simon0]

Why is this marked as "comedy"?

[yourlupid]

yeesh.. thats too bad

[mjufpn]

:D didnt work out needs bit of training at that!

[DrStockmann]

Very Good ! I think Escrima works. :D

[ninjaontog123]

lol

[Sugbohanon]

The classic filipino "anting anting". That's how stupid people die.

theory of natural selection: "stupid people kill themselves"

[anak1]

@Sugbohanon: indeed! Anting-anting is only good for one thing: making loads of money off stupid people! LOL

[hekatonikles]

Wow.

That was kinda weird....

[alanorrchusaulei]

I guess that's why they call him Red lol

[johnnypaseo]

fuck hahaha!

[ManofBeads]

That's just what I said.

[fightingmink]

DAMN!