How to tame a wild Squirrel (PART 1)

[DarkXRazorX119]

what kind of nuts or seeds do they like

[DickGhostmoon]

@DarkXRazorX119 They'll eat anything. Big or small they're not fussy.

[Snake5440]

Later.....

NOOOOOO !!!!!!

[zxa635]

SQUIRLL: HAHA U THOUGHT U COULD PROTECT THIS FOOD HAHA NOPE ITS MINE NOW

[trapmaster2002]

poop

[cobrastarshipand3oh3]

awwww cute squirrel and accent

[notyocheese1234]

we have squirrels in our garage

[DickGhostmoon]

@notyocheese1234 Are they young squirrels? You should film them?

[notyocheese1234]

@DickGhostmoon i try

[TheDragonLake]

0:24 god dang that suckers huge!

[DickGhostmoon]

@TheDragonLake Yes that squirrel was a fat little bugger.

[TheDragonLake]

0:24 god dang that suckers huge!

[skeleion]

GOOOOD GAWWD!!XD

[YoungHunter54]

0 - 10 sec lol !!!

[mrlovespread2006]

i wanna have sex with your accent!

[mattbackvass]

your accent is awesome

[DickGhostmoon]

@mattbackvass I don't notice it really but thanks.

[jaidenm9]

dude ur hularious



[poised4u2]

I tame squirrels with my .22 rifle.

[Baertari]

"Go on, stick ur head in there, Ive been waiting two days for this."

That's what she said?

Fun instructional!

[ross2694]

It wasn't a squirrel, IT WAS A PTERODACTYL. This is proof they exist, and the only proof I need. Fucking Pterodactyls always eating out of my damn bird feeders.

[DickGhostmoon]

@ross2694 lol : )

[choaman87]

those are some husky looking squirrels O_O



[Dwq47]

lol awesome narration

[MikeMikeNana]

I would love to have a pet squirrel

[noidea4aName]

"Go on guys balls are in the middle" oO

[TheMiggitymark]

NOOOOOOOOOO yer ruinin' me plan, cat!

[skullcandylife]

Smart squirrel knows the cat cant get out!

[nancytreudt]

OK...you make it sound like a diabolical experiment. There are no stupid cats or animals only stupid people. I love my squirrels that I feed outside, and I don't insult their intellegence. I only enjoy them. I watch them eat the crackers with peanut butter that I give them and don't make them work for it.

[ani05tersrvip]

Lol, I think it adds to the humour that you don't even call the cat by name.

[DickGhostmoon]

@ani05tersrvip It wasn't my cat lol so I didn't know its name.

[akinakamura]

@DickGhostmoon So you just took in a random cat into your home?

[DickGhostmoon]

@akinakamura yeah it was a neighbours cat I hope they don't see this video otherwise they'll wonder why I was abducting their cat and calling it slow.

[JustaWonderfullGuy]

and i thought GOOD GOD

[ThomasWinkworth]

ur commentaries piss me off man lol

[DickGhostmoon]

@ThomasWinkworth Oh good. I'm so pleased.

[ThomasWinkworth]

@DickGhostmoon lolololol

[FiestyCat86]

ZOMG, I got to second18, and I was laughing so hard I had to stop it just so I could hear what was going on...fucking hell I can't breate!! I was not expecting that...I was totally watching calm betta vids for the last like ten minutes, and then this...god...that was funny.

[semperfi253]

you stupid cat!!!!! hes takin a piss hes looking right at you

[stelthmunky]

LOL. 1:09 goth cat.

[munchkin365]

Your cat is gorgeous :-)

[Lunarbs]

love your voice XD lets move it right up to the DOOR. NOOO CAT

[suirall]

squirel

[Jokaio]

Squirrel i choose you!

[grahamwebb2000]

an air rifle does the trick

[411cassie]

that squirrels is laghing at you. you stupid cattt

[RuleTwilightPrincess]

LOOK! IT'D TAKING A PIS! IT'S LOOKING AT YOU! LOL!

[caryipodMW2]

funny vid and awsome invention!

[chickenruler]

I hate greys! Red squirrels are the original British squirrels before those American greys came and endangered our reds! I'm lucky to live where there are lots of reds!

[EuJinho]

lol do pet stores sell squirrils they are so cool

[turdude]

whats up with the trap looking thing? you could have used a container

[DickGhostmoon]

@turdude yeah I suppose I could have used anything but I didn't want the nuts to get wet. Maybe I'm just mental I don't know

[turdude]

@DickGhostmoon oh thx lol

[cockercane]

@DickGhostmoon I think you're mental. I imagine we'd get along just fine.

[DickGhostmoon]

@cockercane I'm not mental - wooooooooooop

[joanjettpwns1]

HAHHAAHA is all i have to say

[TheMrcrazyman90]

hahaha to the cat

[codywestismellow]

Your sense of humor cracked me up! I love my squirrels, along with any animal that strays on my property.I just wished more folks would enjoy their company,instead of harming them.

[andy0happy]

YOU STUPID CAT!! haha XD!!

[EuLoGyHr]

Jajajajajajkkajakjajakajak "use a pokeball" XDDD

[InvisibleYogurt]

how to tame a wild squirrel? use a pokeball

[Suskygirl]

tehe u say squirrel funny

[gena]

yes thats nice but how do u kill one?

[screendup]

great ! I laughed out loud watching this. was on a Darren Pollard mission, agree with what you said about him. ended up watching this vid too. thanks

[DickGhostmoon]

@screendup sounds like an interesting mission.

[lololzak]

nice narration LOL

[shadowlover247]

Crazy Squirrel

[didibz514]

YOUR REWNING ME TRAP CAT! GET IN THE HOUSE- oh that was fast.

[owlpoptart]

youuu stupid caaaatttt XD lol poor cat

[pkproductions0]

What happens after Christmas?

[DickGhostmoon]

@pkproductions0 I'm guessing here, and I might be wrong, its a stab in the dark, but I reckon the new year follows Christmas : ) Oh I never did get around to painting.

[twitch01]

all squirls in california will eat out of your hands.

[nintendowiirulz]

stupid cat ;)

[RastafariPoet]

I like looking at them with binoculars.

[DickGhostmoon]

@RastafariPoet lol best to keep your distance.

[RastafariPoet]

@DickGhostmoon

lol yeah

[MrGame42]

okay another question theres a squirrel nest in my tree but the squirrels never come down like only rarely

[DickGhostmoon]

@MrGame42 if they are hungry they will find peanuts if you hang them out in a net, you might have to wait a few days but your patience will pay off.

[MrGame42]

what breed of cat is that?

[DickGhostmoon]

@MrGame42 It was my neighbours cat, I think the breed is called something like stupid, or black and white incompetant.

[SCHIZOPHRENlC]

NOOOOOOOO You're ruining me plan cat!

[ArtisanTony]

lol

[crbassassin]

good god!

[dimebag5462]

HAHA cats are bad ass LOL

[lekkimsm2500]

And quick as hell too!

[YAHitsAB]

XD you're amazing

[Lryuuzaki0916]

the cat makes me laugh

[nixonsinatra]

Your voice sounds like Brian Potter from the Phoenix Club.

[DickGhostmoon]

lol I think he's from Bolton, about 10 miles from me.

[MissClare2203]

subbed!

[Elazul2k]

That is one fat squirrel. You feed them well... LOL

[blueliger2rs]

subbed!

[evilhand3]

this is great! i love all the squrriel stuff and the narration!! squirrels laugh at my cat all the time

[88mmHeidiMG42MP43]

Cool! Love the narration! 5 stars, no...10! I'm subscribing!!

[DickGhostmoon]

Thanks

[88mmHeidiMG42MP43]

You are so very welcome....I'm watching it again in a minute, it helps me recover from a nutty day at work! I love squirrels, they're high energy, yet relaxing!

[Mesina2]

0:05

X-D

[Coeyzorz]

LOL oh hes tacking a piss now hes lookin right at ya ! Sooo funny

[CrazyS0]

lazy cat

[tookiedoo1]

funny funny funnny

[catchy1986]

he's taking the piss!! haha funny stuff

[darkcrazyfrog]

haha this vid is gold, cheers from auzzie

[DickGhostmoon]

I'd give up squirrel chasing for auzzie land any day.

[Roreunge2]

u should have opened the window, or door when the squirrel was there and have your cat chase him around.

[lucybrown1]

fearless and inventive, my kind of scum

[OddManOut13]

@lucybrown1 nobody else caught this reference? ROFL

[nuggyman123]

haha i love squirrels very dangerous though keep your distance

[DickGhostmoon]

Yep, those squirrels are always looking for new ways to attack lol

[nuggyman123]

i swear i saw a squirrel with a peanut shot gun i was scared for my life so i punted it

[phantomrenagade21]

HAHA I love this video! Dude you did a great job. Its really funny and cool. Go England!

[DickGhostmoon]

thanks. lol Those squirrels are killers I tell you!

[Krtekkczech]

HAhaha... this vid is so good :)

[WingLiger496]

"You're ruining me plan, cat! Go on, get in the house --oh, that was quick..."

Teleporting cat...YEAH!!! Lolz.

[Pumanic]

I love how you say; Plastic, the dialect is awsomelike XD Where are you from exactly?

[DickGhostmoon]

Oh OK I'm from the North of England, about 200 miles north of London.

[Pumanic]

Ah, like I thought then :) was going to ask you if you are from England, but even if I love them, I'm not so good at dialects, so I did not =^__^= Thank you for your reply! ^^

[cnvshs]

sweet i love england

[blackxthink]

Your accent is very nice

i love uk accent

[UltraAmbiguousID]

I love your accent... sqwoirrle

[Pumanic]

"Nooooo...! You ruin mey plan cat, you ruin mey plan!"

haaaaaaaaaahahahahhaaaa XD

[DickGhostmoon]

lol

[Pumanic]

so I got up this morning and I thought;

"GOOD GOD...!!!"

This is awsome XD

[kshack]

and i thought. . ."GOOD GOD!!!!!!!!!"

[Ryuukensei]

I just saw a dead squirrel just yesterday. It was ran over by a car. The squirrel was laying on the road flat.

[Tekdiver1981]

My cat just killed a squirrel

[DaScatman]

What kind of bird can destroy toughened plastic? A very irate one, I bet. One with a particularly large beak! :D Or a squirrel.

[DickGhostmoon]

lol yeah I suppose a woodpecker might be good at it.

[Raylj318]

he sounds like robin leach lifestyles of the rich and famousssss

[DickGhostmoon]

I love that song.

[JandFLstudios]

I am going to get a pet squirrel when im older and name it Conker :D !!!

ps this video is 5 stars!

[DickGhostmoon]

Conker is a really good name for a squirrel.

[themonster1234576]

lol this is funny

[capsaicinrain]

hahahaa yea!

best game for N64 ever

[Reddevilxx2x]

5 STARS

[DickGhostmoon]

Thank you

[scrutley]

"Nooo you're ruining me plan cat!"

Fantastic video

[DickGhostmoon]

Well thank you kindly.

[DickGhostmoon]

Thanks James they did eat from my hand but I didn't get it on film

[Pertrosfoliea]

How cute:D

[legna926]

Aww how adorable. I had a squirrel out behind my old house that got to the point that he would come up to the glass door and smack it with his adorable little hand, and i had saltine crackers, i would just hand him one, and off he would go! I fell in love with Rocko :) haha good luck!

[DickGhostmoon]

Oh you even named him, Anyone who loves animals is cool in my opinion.

[legna926]

Some claim my love for animals to be a little excessive actually....not in a weirdo way of course... :)

[DickGhostmoon]

I'm uploading the final part to this video tomorrow on Christmas eve. It's a serious video with some awesome footage of squirrels arranging cups into an order. Its a must see.

[ThePhantomMonk]

Don't touch that squirrel's nuts, it'll make him crazy!!!

[DickGhostmoon]

lol

[OcalaFlorida]

They look identicle to our tree rats here in Central Florida... Identicle.

[Generalfuck]

hahahahahahhahaha...i thought he looked a little chubbier..and less mangy..

[blair9123]

HE CALLED THE CAT STUPID!

CALL PETA! lol

cool vid

[iyacker]

He tore it up!

[CrispyTheCrab]

The sqoorels claws ar way more ferocious in a nose to nose fite.

[DickGhostmoon]

Yes I saw his claws today, they do look dangerous - video to follow.

[Generalfuck]

well, in case you didnt know, there are no documented cases of a person getting rabies from a rodent. so you should be, mostly safe...

[CrunchieDan]

Hahaha. Your accent makes it all the better. "cmon! stop your dithering about!" haha.

[DickGhostmoon]

Thank you Crunchie

[BeechSundowner]

Cute video.

[celreystik]

oh and is subscribing to videos the same as subscribing to channels. cause i'll subscribe to your channel.

[DickGhostmoon]

Slightly different. If you Subscribe to a channel you get all the videos for that channel. But if you subscribe to a particular section on my channel you only get that style of video, like comedy, when I upload.

[celreystik]

i hand fed a squirrel a sunflower seed a couple of times.

[pacificvibe]

Funny video as always. Where are you from Dick? I feel like if I say Scotland, I'll offend you or if I say England, I'll offend you. :)

[DickGhostmoon]

Thanks pacific - lol it's impossible to offend me. I'm from North England - half way between London and Scotland.

[pacificvibe]

Thanks. Keep up the great work.

[DashTube1]

haha

[MNFoxtrot]

Yeah, that was cool. Cat didn't look amused. Out of your hand? There has to be a gimmic here, but if not I think you have a hard task. Good luck, can't wait to see. Your cliffhangers are always nail-biting!

[DickGhostmoon]

Thanks, there is a video on youtube called "squirrel attacks dear" I will try and get one to eat out of my hand but I hope it doesn't leap at my face like the other one did with the dear!

[MNFoxtrot]

Cut to Graham tring to peel stuffed toy squirrel off of face...

[RiddleSpider]

Excellent! Poor stupid cat. :-) He really is just a bit slow.

[DickGhostmoon]

Thank you riddle. I'm trying to tame them before Christmas, one of the squirrils is huge and a bit vicious - I think the cat is too scared to look.

[kraznadar]

oh man, oddly enough, I'm working on kind of the same thing. Except that mine involves a platform, PVC piping, and propane. And a small-woodsy creature being launched at high velocity...

[DickGhostmoon]

lol got the image in my mind lol. (Don't do it for real though)

[EdMuirton]

Very entertaining DMG! Cheers!

[DickGhostmoon]

Thanks Ed. I just subbed to you. You always leave good comments,

[relex109]

this is why you should be featured!

[DickGhostmoon]

Thanks Relex, Its never going to happen though.

[XxMareBearxX]

how fun!

[DickGhostmoon]

Thank you. I think they are starting to trust me. Its been a week and they don't seem to mind me being there as long as I don't move.

[XxMareBearxX]

I hope you dont get bitten!!! Rabies NOOO!!!

[PinkiTadinki]

I so love your accent xD and the video is so cute xD

[DickGhostmoon]

Thank you kindly.

[Dreamer23245]

a very interesting experiment :D i'd love to see if you managed to get them in lol ;D 5 stars

[DickGhostmoon]

Going to try and tame them before Christmas. One of them looks psycho wild I just hope he doesn't bite!

[BattlefieldDoktor]

Cute squirrels ... our squirrels here in Germany are smaller and have a red fur. Seldom see one here. It's great you've captured it :o) 5 starz!

[DickGhostmoon]

Thanks BFD, Red Squirrils are extremely rare in England.

[gibbo1988]

awesome

loved it