@myagea.......DATZ WUT YO MOMMA CALL ME TOO WEN IM STROKIN DAT SWEET POOSIE.....ROTLMMFAO! she be like, " Ooooh, u black ass NIGGER YOU! My son DADDY aint even worked this sweet poose like u baby boo.....COMMIN, GIVE MY SON A BARACK for a brother baby.....I WANT A CREAMY PIE VIDEO so i can sho my son daddy THIS IZ HOW U FPHUKK ME BABY!" HAAAAAAAAAAAA :-D
If ANYBODY iz HILARIOUS in this PHUKKIN universe, itz GOD for even ALLOWING a mofo like this to be BORN, let alone even EXIST in this friggin world! Man, I AM GLAD IM GOIN TO HEAVEN JACK! LMFAO LMFAO
Why has Chris Rock not made a series out of this movie? All these wacked out vampire movies come out one after another - Why not Pootie? Pootie Tang 2, Pootie goes to Africa. Co-Starring Jessica Alba, Shasha Grey and once again, Wanda Sikes. Throw in Bill Burr and Matt Damon for one heck of a fun movie. Thumbs up for Pootie Tang 2!
@trainlinezoo Because Chris Rock didn't create pootie tang fool. Louis C.K. created it, and he's stated in interviews it's his biggest regret career wise. The critics tore it apart.
@ice0wn4g pootie would never say that though. He would say that. He never brags about himself or talks in third person. He never asks for understanding either. Pootie doesn't need you to understand...he knows that you understood before he ever opened his lips...to speak! Change your facebook status to "I'm a Pone Tony". That's all - people will know around the world what you mean, what you are like, what you jive to and who you are inside. Keep Pootie simple....== My Damey, simple.
Hahaha the best part has to be your phonetic key. You wrote them perfect, you had to hit rewind a million times making that. Great clip man. You mah damey, ima sign you kitty on the runny kind .
I accidentally erased Pootie Tang from my DVR. I would let the movie loop over and over day after day. Now, since its gone I loop the Hopkins v. Pascal fight.
Pootie Tang is one of the best deepest and meaningful movies ever created. Only Dont be a menace in South Central beats this movie in my opinion.
2 people didn't say sa da tay!
mulvimanz 1 week ago
Im a pone tony
StripedSolidsInc 1 week ago
1:27-1:50 LMMFAO
111smithtube 2 weeks ago
is this the #1 stunner Birdman
alkidathreat 1 month ago
nah. not the tippy ties. no!
dmaskell92 1 month ago
2:35 - 2:40 "You aint come one...but many tiiiine tanies!" lol, that fucks my shit up
Shakaku001 2 months ago
i actually left someone a voicemail using these sayings.. it was a fun night
tyhie13 2 months ago
3:14 Sexy guy.
MorbidlyObese1 3 months ago
@myagea.......DATZ WUT YO MOMMA CALL ME TOO WEN IM STROKIN DAT SWEET POOSIE.....ROTLMMFAO! she be like, " Ooooh, u black ass NIGGER YOU! My son DADDY aint even worked this sweet poose like u baby boo.....COMMIN, GIVE MY SON A BARACK for a brother baby.....I WANT A CREAMY PIE VIDEO so i can sho my son daddy THIS IZ HOW U FPHUKK ME BABY!" HAAAAAAAAAAAA :-D
kino7025 3 months ago
SA-DA-TEY!!!!!!!!!!!
pandimancan 3 months ago
If ANYBODY iz HILARIOUS in this PHUKKIN universe, itz GOD for even ALLOWING a mofo like this to be BORN, let alone even EXIST in this friggin world! Man, I AM GLAD IM GOIN TO HEAVEN JACK! LMFAO LMFAO
kino7025 3 months ago
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@kino7025 nigger
myageaccount69 3 months ago
Guess what ma momma nick-named me? Pootie bear.
VeRTuAlDrAgOnZ 4 months ago
One of the most hilarious movies I've ever seen, and I've seen more than four thousands...
I love this one, and rewatch it often :)
Ecorce02 6 months ago
See, my damies, Pootie Tang don't wa-da-tah to the shama cow... cause thats a cama cama leepa-chaiii, dig?
datblkkidjason 6 months ago 13
lmaO ! "Dirty D ! you a BADDY DADDY LAMA TAH SHA !!"
SeXyDreaDz 7 months ago in playlist FUNNY
Baby, I'm going to sine your pitty on the runny kine...
tolstoy143 7 months ago
SAAAAAYYY UHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! NAAAAH NNAAAAH NNAAAAHHH!!!!!! SAYYYYYY UHHHHHHH!!!!!!
MultiHollywoodYoutub 7 months ago 3
SAADATE!!
MultiHollywoodYoutub 7 months ago
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Sadatay.....
This movie is hilarious(:
diamonddblackify 7 months ago
"and remember.... DON'T BANGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG THE DILLYYYY!"
MrEmelioestevez 7 months ago 4
Every time I deny something I gotta say "I got to say the nay-no my brotha". MY FAVORITE MOVIE!
reversiblefate 8 months ago 4
Whenever I don't want something I say, "Not the tippy tai nooooo"
melfaery 9 months ago
Great job man....Every time I run across this flick again I nearly wet myself laughing. Thanks for the grins...
I also changed my status to match ice0wn4g's
malepipe 9 months ago
1 person does not say wah da tay and then feel okay
DclayAllDayy 9 months ago 3
they should make pootie tang 2
djphlange 9 months ago 4
Why has Chris Rock not made a series out of this movie? All these wacked out vampire movies come out one after another - Why not Pootie? Pootie Tang 2, Pootie goes to Africa. Co-Starring Jessica Alba, Shasha Grey and once again, Wanda Sikes. Throw in Bill Burr and Matt Damon for one heck of a fun movie. Thumbs up for Pootie Tang 2!
trainlinezoo 10 months ago 31
@trainlinezoo Because Chris Rock didn't create pootie tang fool. Louis C.K. created it, and he's stated in interviews it's his biggest regret career wise. The critics tore it apart.
youngice6004 1 month ago
See my damie, pootie tang don't wah-da-tide to the shame-uh-cow. Cause that's the Came-uh Came-uh Leep-uh Shy-Eee. Dig?
^i posted this as my facebook status.
ice0wn4g 10 months ago
@ice0wn4g pootie would never say that though. He would say that. He never brags about himself or talks in third person. He never asks for understanding either. Pootie doesn't need you to understand...he knows that you understood before he ever opened his lips...to speak! Change your facebook status to "I'm a Pone Tony". That's all - people will know around the world what you mean, what you are like, what you jive to and who you are inside. Keep Pootie simple....== My Damey, simple.
trainlinezoo 10 months ago 6
tabby shi !!!! lmao
sata tang sepatown sine yo petty on the runny kine
hayleelishus 10 months ago
This is philosophically inspiring on a multitude of levels.
Zellig 10 months ago
Donntt BAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY THHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEE DIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYS
blupsause 10 months ago
SA DA TAY!!!!!! :D
9SoccerGurrrrlll7 10 months ago
nooo not the tippie ties nooooo!
crazychris7417 11 months ago
tht was deep lol
minalillian21 11 months ago
imma sign yo pity on the runny kine
TheJblackk 1 year ago
He's so wise.
PedroVFP 1 year ago
You know what that is? That's a kanna-pan... all the way down.
iamhonestjohn 1 year ago
sign your piddy on the runni kine...
neorquino 1 year ago
I cant imagine how funny this movie would be if i watched it high
KillahB89 1 year ago
@KillahB89 You will cry I'm not even lying. My ribs hurt so bad.
xaviersmith58 11 months ago 3
lol i got to say the nayno my brother wa-da-tah
kidkakashi123 1 year ago
Leepa-chai.
ZENX49 1 year ago
right on, leepa chai-eeeeee, dig? i added this to my favorites. i could listen to it over and over! kick ass job, buddy :)
reneewhetzel 1 year ago
lmao dude is a fool
popetaytv 1 year ago
Hahaha the best part has to be your phonetic key. You wrote them perfect, you had to hit rewind a million times making that. Great clip man. You mah damey, ima sign you kitty on the runny kind .
ShaneKarma376 1 year ago 2
im naming my fisrt born child pootie tang
paracite1234 1 year ago
Dont Bang DA Dilly
trainlinezoo 1 year ago
wah-di-tah, my damie
Panzer420K9 1 year ago
There is not one bad comment for this movie. Why doesn't my girlfriend like?
trainlinezoo 1 year ago
I accidentally erased Pootie Tang from my DVR. I would let the movie loop over and over day after day. Now, since its gone I loop the Hopkins v. Pascal fight.
Pootie Tang is one of the best deepest and meaningful movies ever created. Only Dont be a menace in South Central beats this movie in my opinion.
trainlinezoo 1 year ago
sine yo pitty on the runny kine
hazardous1990 1 year ago
LMAO...
fminx328 1 year ago
sa da tay
skaterdude075 1 year ago
sa da tay and feel ok
skaterdude075 1 year ago
Man, it must have been difficult for him to remember the script for this movie.
VriffKetevor 1 year ago
"Baby, I'm gonna sine yo pitty on the runny kine!" That was my favorite Pootie tang moment!
kmayo05 1 year ago
Sepatown!
T14JM 1 year ago
SAH DAH TAY!
KingArthur711 1 year ago
"Dirty Dee, you a baddy daddy lamatai tebby chai!"
SJRogers 1 year ago 3
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@SJRogers LoL - How did you do that? I'm keeping that in my wallet for nights at the bar. Dirty Dee, you a baddy daddy lamatai tebby chai!
LOL.....Classic
trainlinezoo 1 year ago
i call my dog pootie's license plate, "CLEEPA"
merks91 1 year ago
Lmfao I was soo hype when they showed this 1 week ago too funny
crazy11213 1 year ago
He never made any sence LOL but i loved it
Awesomenizzleness 1 year ago
lMAO aw momadie 0:35
Nightlylioness 1 year ago
Whadatah my damey.
SackOSuck 1 year ago
Not the tippy ties!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dbadesst 1 year ago
Pootie speaks the language of love.
katethegrreat 1 year ago 4
ohm lets make babies.... in a giant vat!
kandymews 1 year ago 4
Dilliome...mah damie.
jwbail02 1 year ago
what does all this mean.. yo they should have a dictonary
shilohlou 1 year ago
ah ma-ma-de, there a sine tibbity and a classy; she's a cold tony.
oh mommy there a mean girl at school and a nasty evil hoe
gaishared 1 year ago
Lmaoooo 1:51 IS too funny
spiderj19 1 year ago
THE TIPI TIES!!!! i'm guessing that's children?
omarskats3000 1 year ago
@omarskats3000 You speak the language my brother.
iamhonestjohn 1 year ago
wtf
K0dakTV 1 year ago
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From now on I'll post more comments in Pooty talk.
MarkArandjus 1 year ago
I fucking love this movie, lmfao.
Yesss8 1 year ago 48
@Yesss8 hahaha yaaahh
skaterdude075 1 year ago
I named my cat Sepatown lol
mikeoxsbigg 1 year ago 91
@mikeoxsbigg Lmfao Cute!!
kAnDy110695 1 year ago
@mikeoxsbigg Thats cause you ma damey on the panny kind thats why you did.
ShaneKarma376 1 year ago
@ShaneKarma376 sadate ima sign yo pitty off the runnincan cus thats a canapan all the way down sipitown
bmp456 1 year ago
@mikeoxsbigg hahaha!
capone345 11 months ago