Wheezy Waiter Sux

[JorawarU]

I think you're a genius <3

[steelgarion]

fiddlesticks me! this is one of my favorites.

[honeybadgerfolk]

why are you so amazing.

[rebellikecrazy]

"Oh fiddlesticks, you guys!"

[assmane999]

I love intelligent humor!! This is great!

[TheBoyBackwards]

Thumbs up if you got a sense of nostalgia when you saw his old apartment

[Sebastianin2010]

I don't have time to read this stupid shi*r*t haha ^_^

[pertyboy69]

hmm, this reminds me of some youtubers, specifically one, specifically the most subscribed one, the one whose name backwards is nosnhoJ mailliW yaR

[Eclipseoraw]

1:13

lol...

[MyLifeAsSue]

I'm pretending to do my homework and my parents are sitting across from me so I cant laugh or i look VERY SUSPICIOUS. I'm dying...I NEEED TO LAUGH!!!

[Cryengine]

hey, you wear the same reenforced heel jersey brand socks i do. wal mart shopper no doubt...

[TheFrazzleDazzlexD]

i suck tooo check out my vids jk ILY WHEEZY!

[MIloMercury0]

EDGY INTRO

[PJSproductions97]

Just watched the video that came exactly one year after this.

[Nikiudel]

"You think these poles are here to hold up the ceiling?" XD

[AwesomeSauceLawl]

shitamous

[LoonyNes]

I'm watching this in 2012 ;)

[will83tnt]

@LoonyNes no shit

[MsBritishUK]

funny...

[MariachiBanana]

you are very good at talking to nobody

[LadyJuse]

I thought he had clones to do this for him?

[VagabondPhD]

I watch this episode regularly.

[canceroussquirrelz7]

@Benicorn

I am sad to say, that on this fateful day, you sir have tricked me. I "liked" the video, too. I pressed the button and enjoyed it.

[iSeally]

The was the first Wheezy Waiter video I watched and I've watched 'em ever since.

[obeygiant13]

1:53

[theel337]

WHEEZY WAITER SEX!?!??!?!!

oh wait....aww :(

[strangedayscraze]

Old apartment!

[goo5976]

hey craig, what type of camera do you have? its cool as shit.

[KabCGuitar]

i miss this apartment

[SuperStilwell01]

I might be an idiot but you don't want to smell me

[xvxtobyxvx]

i can use overapps to block ads and replace them with facebook pictures you says? great! maybe i can bolc the over apps ads

[lilsarahbooable]

I wish that you would do lots more banjo face...it makes me happy :D

[ThelittleFR0show]

he just grumpy cuz his hair is on face not top of head

[15hcw01]

You performed inadequately!

[HoobaNooba]

I kick in my sleep...

[elfifiness]

that wasn't... tom milsom... in the outro was it o.0

[mikeysrose]

I have RLS. It sucks butt.

[russellkilgour]

the face at 1:52 is amazing! hahahaaa

[freak123t]

122 ppl arent beard lovers

[dove267]

wheezy, wheezy, whezzy, what have we taught you about your clones????? HELLO??? free labor???

[Matthew17580]

weezy is awsme the best and i live in canada too :D

[strongstartownipan]

@edwardatebella Watch more! You won't regret it! It's hillarious! Give him another chance!

[edwardatebella]

@strongstartownipan lol, okay, i decided to and i have grown a liking for quiet clone :)

[edwardatebella]

this is the first wheezy waiter video i have seen, i'm not sure to keep going...

[BenGriffithsReviews]

@edwardatebella To be honest, with that username, I'm not too sure we want you here.

[edwardatebella]

@BenGriffithsReviews edward ATE bella? what's wrong with that? pure mockery.

[BenGriffithsReviews]

@edwardatebella Sorry, my mistake. I thought it said "date". Carelessness on my part.

[edwardatebella]

@BenGriffithsReviews i see. no problems.

[Matthew17580]

@BenGriffithsReviews wtf

[benjamininnit]

My dad has this it keeps everyone else up.

[LifeMustard]

"I don't have time to read this stupid *shirt!*"

<3

[Noodleduudle]

@cooldude5361 this was. :D I guessed it was a piss take though.

[Kmp620rocks]

i cant believe it that guitar was the same as mine!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[smileybabe159]

This WAS the first weezywaitor video I've seen. I'm confused.

[MutantPickle1337]

@smileybabe159 if you watch earlier one's alot of things he says will make more sense yet they won't make sense as the sense is not there do you get what i mean?

[MarianFrae]

@MutantPickle1337 Your post was so senseful.

[bruno00119]

@distancehasaway XD...thank you will do 

[thetwinN3RDZ]

YOU THINK THESE POLES ARE HERE TO HOLD UP THE CEILING?!?!?! LOL

[thetwinN3RDZ]

121 people actually think that wheezy sux

[bruno00119]

this is the first wheezy waiter video iv seen n im pretty confused.....charliessocoolike brought me here...............

[high5inc]

steven, edit that part about the drugs and stuff, STEVEN,

he left it in

[Skjetch]

aww fiddle sticks guize! We performed inadequately!

[tospeaksiennese]

I love how we all know that he is actually not talking to anyone.

[uiruu]

@tospeaksiennese Don't even go there.

[soccerdreamer1]

@tospeaksiennese DON'T LIEEEE!!!!! WHEEZYWAITER DOES NOT LIE!!!!

[xoxosarah18]

@tospeaksiennese Are you kidding? He has a wardrobe clone and camera crew clones. Duh...

[sethboy66]

@tospeaksiennese Since when? He is talking to clones idiot!

[Tribalhedgehogs]

@tospeaksiennese what? :'(

[TheLol509]

Vsauce's michael = your look alike!

[chrissychrisowns]

Everybody likes wheezy waiter foo

[D4TSIK]

1:53

[ericdeben]

I like watching wheezy re-runs

[prettyturtle806]

hahaha smoking crack.... (:

[blitzucan]

I clicked on it because i thought the title said "Wheezy Waiter Sex"

I HAVE BEEN DUPED by the illusive Changes-letters-in-words-to-ma­ke-them-seem-vulgarwaiter

[SquishySavvy]

@MackandAlex yeah that was a stupid post but if you say non pc stuff like that your a moron

[SquishySavvy]

Is it weird I've seen each of his videos a million times?

[123PrincesG321]

That guy with the guitar was cute x3

[MegatronSmurf]

i liked wheezy before it was cool.

[kamphychair]

@MegatronSmurf lol hipster

[thynameismrbob]

1:53 lmao

[forthypie]

@Poptart956801

Not really. Like Weezy would say, be open minded and respect people who watch this genius.

[amzisawsome]

Thumbs up if you got this dudes account from Charlieissocoollikes Liker chain :)

[Poptart956801]

@amzisawsome don't flaunt your newness- most of us have been watching wheezy forever and don't appreciate you newcomers.

[Xhuri]

Stop talking to a wall.

:P

[MultiUSERX]

BILLY MAYS WAS REBORN IN CRAIG'S BEARD

[poisonbloodcells]

Lmao Rampant alcoholism

[Rolaloka24]

One of the best, man... One of the best..

[dclun111]

lol, crack

[GaspersDebates]

"YOU THINK THESE POLES ARE HERE TO HOLD UP THE CEILING?!"

[StuntGirl1985]

was this pointed to sxephil?

[croseg98]

Fiddlesticks<3



[leperaffinity19]

"i'm like the video blog version of ghandi."

-craig benzine

[jliz1589]

"Smell ya later, idiots. I hate you a lot. As much as I love myself." haha best

[Twidgett02]

@erniegomez01 So is your face.

[TheSkittleMages]

@erniegomez01 i bet he gets more than you dumbass

[TheMisakiDubs]

2:31 I almost spit out my coffee!

[jeryj55]

RLS is real. My dad hates it, I kmow I would be so annoyed of it and no it is not a huge "leg up in the air" movement.

[GengoNoTabi]

The Japanarchist unknowingly directed me to your channel. You are hilarious....... despite the inordinate amount of clone humor. ; )

[layahxo]

Craig I really have restless leg syndrome. Lol. My calves are massive because of it.

[JoshLikeCrazy]

Where's free bagel fridays?

[nbtful]

@JoshLikeCrazy he ended that about 10 months ago.

[elitebball55xx]

YAY BANJO FACE! :D

[cooldude5361]

imaging if this was the first wheezywaitor video that you saw completely out of context. lol

[lpasepok]

@cooldude5361

This was the first Wheezywaiter video I saw goddammit!

[xXren101Xx]

@cooldude5361 I did just that. :p

[MushroomDetox]

@cooldude5361 This WAS the first Wheezy waiter I've seen. Totally understanding everything.

[akqpars]

@MushroomDetox you cant say if you did not though.

[LutzUndCo]

@cooldude5361 That actually was the first wheezywaitor video I've ever seen in my life without knowing what he was about. I thought it was pretty funny.

[JammatheGreat]

@cooldude5361 I think this was my first Wheezy video...

[SidderzA]

@cooldude5361 lol thats exactly my situation

[Donovanmetallicafan]

@cooldude5361 It is mine 0.o?

[drymanic]

@cooldude5361 lol this is the firsst wheezy waiter video ive wattched XD

[ElectroAde]

*looks at top comment* 371 thumbs up D: I'll never beat that waaaait huh.

[leseono4ik]

thank you so much! i might have finally found out what was wrong with me!!! im serious! i went to so many doctors about my legs and no body knew what was wrong with me!! THANK YOU!!!!...im not sure...yet....but im going to the doctor and asking about RLS!

[funkeyman31]

Hey beard lovers

[KeelySlaterBaby]

Restless Leg Syndrome IS real. My mom has it.

[Luis15miko]

He reminds me of Homer Simpson!

[FlopsyDiggins]

"Aw crap... Periodic limb movement dsorder!"

[TheMickelGun]

smell you later idiots. i hate you a lot, as much as i love myself. this fucking guy man kills me every time!

[jtsify93]

150,000 views!!



[mrmoose33]

now that i have turned the sound up.....what?

[MackandAlex]

@ePTRN Shut up, no one cares. Religion is stupid. Thank you.

[Saltyguts]

@MackandAlex I know a lot of people who care.

[TyCooper2010]

When he said, "Warts" an ad for Jersey Shore came up! lol

[ePRTN]

He who believes in JESUS CHRIST has everlasting life ! Turn to Jesus Christ, He loves you more than you can imagine !

[leonid1995]

@ePRTN He's dead to me. More so than people who only die once.

[MrHumbugz]

seriously guys if you love wheezy yourll love this up and coming british vlogger/sketchs etc youtuber called CRABSTICKZ.

[regularguy5mb]

You actually hired a crew when you have clones at the ready to work for free?

That's just wasteful, Wheezy!

[thebuttbat23]

1:51 is the best face ever

[Shoot4Beyond]

You can;t tickle yourself wheezy! jeez

[ProgressiveBoink]

Aww fiddlesticks, you guys. You performed inadequately. |:C

[OrangebearProducts]

THIS WAS THE BEST VIDEO I EVAR MISSED.

[PointBaron]

I have RLS. This is why I'm not sleeping, and instead watching this video.

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Dmsjzn d$:891

I am typing this from the floor. I accidentally kicked my Macbook.

[rnrmatthews]

there is a white square following me around the screen.

[LoveN64AndGCGames]

This use to happen to me

i just moved my legs liek crazy during night

But while i was awake. if i tried not to move my legs

i just freaked out. O.o

Doesnt happen anymore

[TravvyG]

I once kicked my self awake before funny thing is i had my office chair right next to me and i kicked it and for some strange reason it didn't hurt as much as it should of consider the chair nearly went through the wall

[ACEofSPADES7700]

that face at 1:52 always make laugh my ass off xD

[Martylovescats]

I smoke crack too!!!

[KaberianRoyalty]

*wink*

[alphabet494]

craig, you have ruined my life.

whenever it's wednesday at work i get on the mike and yell, ''Explosion!!!'' and then everyone looks at me funny. then when the coffee's done in the coffee machine i loudly yell , ''I LOVE IT WHEN THE COFFEE'S DONE!!''

as i said you ruined my life and now i am sadly watching all your videos over and over again.

yours forever,

alphabet494

[grim879]

ok when a mexican in some pantys with angel wings pops up on my screen talking to me i start to get scared of ads

[inuyashaxkogome]

i think i might have that syndrome....

[belobunnie]

I guess all the 118 employees disliked this. xD

[vickyboy96]

@belobunnie LOL.. good one :D

[TyTheRegularMan]

You have a LOT of Stevens..

[RuhBuhJuh1]

@TyTheRegularMan You, sir, have an awesome username and are subscribed to awesome YouTubers. :)

[meltyourheadaches326]

@dmt543nerd lol. You made My night. :)

[TylerJeffery912]

its so funny because if you saw the video from behind him he would be yelling at a wall lol thumbs up if you can imagine wheezy yelling at a wall :)

[ninjamuffin124]

I dont have time to read this stupid SHIRT!! xD

[Obiwan198]

ur faec is annoying after a few vids, but the beard is awesome and videos are epic.

[BrilliantBulbasaur]

Wheezy why pay a crew to do all that stuff when you can just force the clones to do it?!!?!

[gobackto82]

for some reason at 2:20 the video went into advertisement

[Shackzar]

i do kick in my sleep

[todaywasfairytalish]

Lol you have such a monotone voice. You're funny so o'

[torrijoenjaulao]

you crack me up !!!

[Usulplokoon]

Hey you know why you sux? Because you haven't told me what camera you use, even though I have been asking for a year.

JK man, love the show. But seriously, answer a PM everyone once in a while.

[couchaaron]

Weezy waiter also enjoys anal, and is a racist thats hates women.

[zyskowskip]

best. outro. ever.

[lesleyhasninebeards]

i absolutely love the face at 1:54.

it's adorable.

[krstng1011]

i'm like the video-blog version of Ghandi....amazing :D

[markkkkkkdude]

ive got a mild version of that disorder and it sux

[TheBonaparteReport]

Restless leg is the worst on airplanes.

[schnutzl5]

jokes about the restlesslegssyndrom is not funny! the video however as is thou.

[racetime224]

just kidding you know that means i smokin crack ha ha ah ahaha ha aaha

[mrittermanguy]

That banjo face is just... It's the most epic face.

[Nudelsuppe86]

too cool!! :D

[InterstellerOverdriv]

@15gumby fiddlesticks*

[0Tanker0]

I didn't even know you could censor a curse while advertising simultaneously....

[davidkimXD]

Billy Mayz is alive!