alaskan wood splitters

[goldmaz23]

that is the stupid way to spit wood i have seen looks like a waste of time and fuel , take an ax and split a lot faster

[MrAlaskamacs]

GET A FUCKING SPLITTING MAUL or a simple ax and don't look like a fucking retard!!!

[link31793]

Who else though he was one armed?

[dasgemuse]

who the hell thinks of a contraption like that when a wedge is the most obvious and practical method

[boomunderscore0]

wait.. so before i make a comment about how dangerous this looks and how long it takes and how much gas does that thing use, why not just use an axe ... why exactly do they use that thing???

[hunttonasket]

I think its cool so fuck them city boys

[wutntarnation]

Sounds like my dump truck, or to be more exact, a washing machine falling down a flight of stairs. Other than the noise it beats using an ax and maul all to pieces.

[peabs46]

Idiots UNITE

[cst20396]

Notice dudes arm is all fucked up.

[lakewood85]

Man, just wait till that fuckin thing impales itself in his leg and yanks his dick off in the process. Then they won't be so proud of that piece of shit log splitter.

[Kungamuck]

@lakewood85 You ol boys have the same father do ya ? By the language and dumb licker comments - you gotta have !

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[mrwoodrow]

Ya dumb asses. I had a broken collar bone. The clatter is from slack in a gear keyway. It is now quiet. It aint best of all, but I have split hundreds of cords of wood with zero downtime. Laugh all ya want . No gas motor or fumes. It aint that slow. It was 30 below when my idiot nephew took the vid. Also I made a feed lever to improve safety.

[mrwoodrow]

@unvanquishableone

No I broke it crashing my snowmachine. Thats why my brothers are helping.

[unvanquishableone]

@mrwoodrow those machines are far simpler than the hydraulic ram type. i trhink i will build or buy one. I hope your arm is healed. take care. watch my video mike the drunk eats mouse and please leave comments.

[kenfo0]

the one-armed guy is soon going to be the one-armed, one-nutted guy.

[libertyvill1]

nothing says safe like duct tape

[ihmesekoilua]

That actually looks pretty quick compared to messing about with some hydraulic thing... probably the most dangerous contraption I've ever seen though :D

[kode1303]

@717717josh I don't know exactly what you mean by 'city boy', but I guess most places are city-like compared to Alaska. Anyway, I've been splitting wood since I was a kid and I just think this particular way of doing it is quite slow, that's all.

[457rod]

it appears that ol jethro may have got his arm mangled in that noisy contraption-

or has the unusual ability to split wood and play pocket pool.

[fraudioc]

the most useless and stupid way to split wood ever

[mrwoodrow]

@fraudioc

F off a hole.

[bbbtttoooppp]

Poor guy one arm sorry buddy should be fishin.

[scuds03]

HAHAHA THAT THING LOOKS RETARDED

[dave777blaster]

useless machine it takes too long

[musclecarpower]

I bought one of these at a garage sale it has a 12H.P.briggs with a gear reducer I used it once and noticed if your pants or shirt get caught in it it will suck you in without a grunt from the motor.

[gruntrucker1]

oh god, i saw those splitters in mother earth news back in the 70's when i was a kid.you are suposed to jack up your truck, take off a wheel bolt that thing on and put'er in gear and split wood like hell. some how at the age 12 I KNEW that thing was dangerous.they showed splitting the wood from the cut end in the magazine by the way.i always wondered who would be crazy nuff to buy one,they might have found that thing at a flea market im thinking.

[roskoeheat]

ohhh- isshhhh.....i thought he didnt have a arm either! i was like thats cool that they kept him around after he chopped his arm off...but hes just playing a game of alaskan pocket pool..lmao!..omg...thats great!

[7777dmith7777]

At first I was like Jesus that guy is missing his right arm LOL !! but then he waved and I was like oh he still has it LOL !!!! and then I was like, well shit thats why he still has it cause he keeps it in his pants WTF !! so instead he uses his wanker to push on the log WTF !! This vid has just taken me on a emotional roller coaster !!! ROFL !!!!.........

[Vectorr4Emperor]

Overheard in an Alaskan tavern: I got an idea, let's spin a cone-like thingie to split wood, then we'll use our manly-bits to force the wood into it! They'll never try that in the Lower 48!

[Hondaracingcr125]

i got one of those on my old russain belrus over here in new hampshire

[Blownwillyscoupe]

What the HELL is the rattling sound, they look like the hunters from Deliverance.SQUEEEEL LIKE A PIG

[mrwoodrow]

@Blownwillyscoupe

Read my comment for more info

[mrwoodrow]

@Blownwillyscoupe

Read my comment dipshit

[bootsnthejeep]

Man, those things NEVER looked like a good idea to me...

[TheMapper]

an axe is easier and faster... not to mention SAFER.

[ozzirt]

If you'll notice, the guy only has one arm.

[318Captain]

its inside his jacket. he waves in the begining.

[ozzirt]

You are correct.

Well, he couldn't chop this wood with an axe and still keep one hand warm. ;-)

[SgtSnausages]

I'll certainly give you faster, but I doubt very seriously easier.

I split 8 full cord a year. We heat with wood. I can knock out 50% more in the same time with a maul / axe / sledge&wedge than I can with my expensive gas powered splitter ... but it's waaaaaayyyyyyy easier with the splitter.

[KilledbiDeath]

Haha, from the country that made a trip to the moon...

High tech american gear

[milandaniel1]

Nechápu, proč ten špalek pokládají a nepostaví ho proti kuželu na výšku, aby se opřel plochou o stůl. Každý jézeďák by jim vytřel zrak.

[V8Jagnut]

that's the most dangerous thing i have seen. think of what that could do to you.

[thefusherman]

The bloke who is loading the machine has only 1 arm. Random axe accident possibly?

[paulderbyshire1919]

His other arm is inside his overalls. At the start he waves with it. Id say hes trying to keep warm.

[Owendsexyman]

if you fitted this machine with a dildo a women could just bend over and back up to it, without it ever going soft

[Agrartechniker]

Diserens splitter is very dangerous and has been long BANNED !!!!!!!!!!!!

[diymania]

This kind of wood splitter is the most dangerous ever made.

[ozzirt]

Bullshit!

[steviebellbuilt]

at 22 sec he almost got a power manicure

[limestick]

the logs looks as though they could jam under the point and catch fingers !!! they should make a table to push the logs through upright

[bendotwood]

I can split wood faster than that with a maul.

[football42042]

if you was watching he waved at u

[Skipper72Productions]

guys that guy has 2 arms

[oppressedbytheman]

That dude is practicing for when it rips his arm off.

[0988isolator]

That is the epitome of a "contraption."

[craigecarey]

Wow!!! Talk about a OSHA nightmare. I split wood faster than that with my maul. Granted I am done after 45 minutes, but I am sure I can beat the three of them in a day cord fpr cord.

[JSSV]

exactly, plus theres three of them. Three experienced guys with good mauls. No comparison

[huffysgas]

never mind 1 arm he will end up with 2 holes if he slips !

[thore44]

gee i wonder why that fella only has one arm..lol...

[rockhardclimbr]

that thing sucks. i'll split wood faster with my maul.

[69e5d9e4]

You must remember that people in Alaska are 10 years behind. lol haha

[c1my1k]

Im going to do that...stick one of madonnas bras on my mums old singer sewing machine lol

[NRP1991]

wat the hell

[Prfs1Cx]

3 man work, waste of time and money.

[HUSQVARNA394]

he will think twice about doing that when that round thing grabs his pant leg and twist him around 180. that is very stupid.. i would take a regular wood splitter any day.

[barsandstars1822]

Thats about the dumbest splitter ive ever seen.. DAMN ESKMOS WE GOT HYDRAULICS NOW!

[arkansastrash320]

Who ever thought of splitting wood like that?I love my little electric hydrolic splitter.

[pincheguey06]

OSHA would have a ball with this clip!!! Wonder why the guy has his right arm in a sling?

[attila8685]

Piece of shit!

[telosfd]

hydraulic pressure its make it breeze and more

SECURE!!! salutes from Greece

[kode1303]

That's gotta be the slowest and most fuel inefficient method of splitting logs ...

[mrwoodrow]

@kode1303

You know little from this vid.Read my comments

[Smokinhart]

Actually I bought a new Stickler splitter this week- March 2008 >yes 2008! Mounted on a reversible hydraulic hole auger and split a cord of 36 inch rounds of green Mulberry by myself in little more than an hour. Never had to lift a log before it was split up just rolled it to the machine and started breaking it down. Found the reverse hydraulic and screw splitter to be safer than I was with my explosive hydraulic ram splitter.

[docwiltbank]

I just bought a Stickler and love how easy it splits wood. It is a pain in the backside thogh mounting it on the hub of the pick up and the taking it off again. Do you have any thoughts on how to attach it to a small gas engine?

[john51880]

The absolute safest way to use a stickler is to mount it on a drill press! The bigger the press the better! We split the biggest rounds by dropping the head down low to the ground so we don't have to lift them. Then raise it back up to finish them off. I have tried it with a car and would not!

[peb632001]

Awesome! That could also double as a form of BIRTH CONTROL as well!

[reffup]

well now that thing is the weirdest log splitter i have ever seen

[mrwoodrow]

Yes, I made the machine.I got the screw at a garage sale. It was designed to be bolted on a vehicle(blocked up) in place of a wheel to split wood.Now THAT would be wild!I originally mounted it on a mortar mixer shaft in place of the bucket,but eventually used an I-beam for the frame.I also used a new 1,1/2 horse ,240v electric motor with a reversable switch.

[drail80s]

Or you could use the 1 1/2 horse motor and put a twist in the belt.

Ive seen the style of this screw split before, but mounted in place of the wheel on a vehicle as allready has been mentioned.

Thanks

[drail80s]

But... if you notice at .22 seconds your partner almost gets his hand ripped off. Always have to be carefull thats for sore.

Thanks

[vwhosey]

BRILLIANT! but be careful guys. Having said that swinging an axe is pretty dangerous. Where did you get that giant screw from? Did you make that machine? Many Thanks

[cmetalbend]

Spruce??????? Try a 2 foot across piece of Green hedge, like I split.

[mrwoodrow]

Thanks For the advice! We have it smoothed out,quieted down, and the clavicle has ( from snowmachine crash) has healed. It is painted up now,and we just split 15 cords of beetle killed spruce without a hitch.Will see about a video update!

[RocamboleMan]

Leather chaps: either blacksmith style or better still, get custom made, several layers - 5? thick of good quality leather. Otherwise, it's pretty amazing and shivers-inspiring for the rest of us to see a demonstration of how it was done in yesteryear. Kudos gentleman! However, could you not find some funding for a more safe one? this is 2007 now, and you can show this video from now on, instead of actually doing it.

[makali2]

OMG - How do you spell Rue Goldberg? Maybe we could just shoot small missles at each piece of wood, that might be safer!

[dogsgone]

you'll split your leg!

[isveryniceyes]

gee, i wonder why hes missing his arm. duuhhhhh....

[rumstead1]

That is dangerous,very dangerous.

[Arkstrikle]

lol had something like that back in the 80s split em all was a big screw like machine..thats looks pretty slow plus if you slip say goodbye to your manhood pretty fast!

[JohnDeereRancher]

what the fu(k