The 1st annual YouTube Pwnage Olympics - Pwnlympics

[TheCaptainLulz]

um...whats with the pickle???

[hgryphon]

Pickles are delicious.

[UnrealNumina]

They call him The Dick because Dick is a shortening of the name Richard, like Bill is for William.

[XiaoGui17]

Tis called a joke.

[UnrealNumina]

What is this "joke" you speak of?

[Gorteenminogue]

Euros? Only those of us who live in Europe proper use these. Coughlan 666 would probably prefer pounds.

[UnrealNumina]

And besides, "Euros" is incorrect. The plural of Euro is Euro.

[arcanics1971]

Good luck, sir! I will be competing in a later category but I can see you winning the first.

[Desertphile]

Thank you, but I bet thunderf00t wins the first.

[ryanmail2004]

i love the shot of teh 50 pound dumbells

[anotsofamiliarface]

あなたのお母さん

[Paxmax]

Mwaaaahahahaa... GO DP! go go go ...

I just hope all fringe lunatics dare to show themselves so we have something TO own. Maybe they'll remain hidden 'til the ownlympics is over?!

[auchraw]

GOOD LUCK on Monday.  Who gives a PWN? HAVE FUN!!

[theblackcelts]

You SUCK, you evil old man!!! I luv yer worthless ass!

[jay209015]

You Failed The IQ Test

[axe863]

100% PWNAGE .... Thats too much ...I came :P

[rootsxrocks]

OK I am officially a groupie I am looking forward to this Pledge being fulfilled .

Cool to see you acually do some work Har har

[hyoidbone54]

The secret weapon of the desert. The enemy will remain unalarmed until IT is removed from its sheath. It's not really fair, but it is overwhelming when you pull out both sides of your brain in battle.

[VileMike]

Does anyone else HATE the word pwnage? JUST SPELL IT RIGHT!!! There comes a point when "leet speek" become fucking annoying.

[TheYouToobPolice]

The Free Energy Event is going to be some of the closest competion we have ever seen.

[rapmatical5]

Dick is short for richard anyone knows how it came that way plz i would like to know.

[toyhauleratlivedotco]

please stop I feel so sorry for you! You have like 600 videos and not one of them have gotten over 2500 views. You have made me laugh but now I just feel sorry for you.

[bbugmenott]

say's a nobody

[Desertphile]

Okay, I give up: why the bloody fuck should I care now many views my videos have?

At the moment I have 99 videos with over 3,000 views. The most popular has 63,189 views.

How is that any of your business?

[renegade4dio]

"please stop I feel so sorry for you! You have like 600 videos and not one of them have gotten over 2500 views. You have made me laugh but now I just feel sorry for you." --

toyhauleratlivedotco

The guy with no videos at all feels sorry for they guy with hundreds of videos and thousands of subscribers because he doesn't have enough views?

Do you feel sorry for Einstein because he wasn't smart enough? How about feeling sorry for Muhammad as well, because he didn't influence enough people?

[hellshade2]

i found it a little disturbing that you made this video while holding your pickle,desertphile.... O_O

[werewolfchewtoy]

Awesome. Can't wait to see your vids. <3

[scurry1965]

Was that an alliteration?

[DoogieTalons]

Bring it on I can't wait.

[06llo]

train hard desertphile!!! I shall pray to the great ape king that lives behind my bookshelf, that you leave all people crying and broken by your pwnage.

[svaught32]

Someone is getting the old Pickle tickle.

[figmenttt]

Give em hell

[rednecktrucker1969]

best watch out for me, I got a master plan. buhahahaha

[NotSoOldHippy]

Hum, I watched the "rules" video and have to say that the idea is a stupid one. Individuals pwning rightards and such is an art and it happens individually and generally not on call, it's spontaneous reactions to some stupidity expressed by a rightard. Prethought and planned pwnage is never anywhere near as good as spontaneous pwnage.

[phenixwryter]

Whoa-50 pound free weights. Impressive. : )

[BuiltEnvironment]

Nice pickle, is that the secret weapon?

[beenpimped31]

I was so hoping that you would join the fun DP, great stuff

[Cnidarious]

1st annual?

Naw.

You have been Giving the Proverbial bitch slap to Free energy quacks to Fundies for quite a long time now.

Pwnage abounds!

[8WholeThing]

I'm putting my money on Desertphile. He's got the Eye of the Potato!

[osiris2669]

your old pwnage of philos71's "atheistic fallacies that flood youtube" was what made me subscribe to you, so i am very much looking forward to this, good luck

[Deanballoonatic]

Come ON!!!

Give 110%!

That way we could use your brain for free energy, God Damnit!

[deBeuk]

You've already won in my mind, DP ;)

[sausage4mash]

good vid DP your a good sport , ha ha you make a few mistakes and everyone jumps on you in text ;)

[OversoulLord]

Euros? EUROS? Hes in the UK , so it's Pounds you need to be sending my friend

[IzzyBunneh]

awesome beginning! you're pretty funny, subscribed!

can't wait to see your pwnage vids :D

[anmoose]

Ye shall indeed pwn pwnage!

Between the creationist fucktards and the free energy wankers, you Practically have the Patent on Pwnage. (Pending, but of course...)

[mobiltec]

The Master Pwner... Master of Pwnage... Boner Pwner... Pwnmaniac...

Trying to come up with a name to put on your shirt.

[mattblackcat]

The Dick would prefer GBP instead of Euros - England still has its own currency ....well as if the time of writing it has :-)

[ArtificialCleverenAI]

Not that anyone has any anymore!

[TheGayTerrorist]

This will be interesting.

Go Desertphile! The Michigan branch of the American Association of Gay, Lesbian, and Transgender Terrorists will be rooting for you all the way!

[eequalsfb]

Go get'em DP!

[ArtificialCleverenAI]

I think Pat Condell already won - with every video he's ever made! :)

[sirnlawson]

Has to be a new one made after the announcement of the event  ^_^ old videos don't qualify.

This is gonna be good! Especially since people are gonna be focusing more on destroying arguments than on being complete jackasses as "pwnage"

I can't wait =D

[Cab0cl0]

Way to go!

Desert people are made of tougher material.

[Airave]

I think you will win, Dave!

Give 'em HEEEEELLLLLLLLL!

(that is heel (as in boot) and Hell).

PWN FTW!

[Resonance369]

Lets the games begin!

[LordShadrach]

I hope you have an RC to wash down that pickle DesertPhile. As for owning people, I can't wait to see what's in store for the scientologists.

[mattblackcat]

What happened to your desertphile pwnage ?

[LordShadrach]

I am in my last stages of that.

[Akatam0t0ma]

BTW, why does the square on the bag resembles the pattern of the Coat of Arms of Croatia in its coloring? :-/

[DonHoraldo]

sweet

[AnonaThetan]

The best pwn i ever saw was done by Thunderf00t

[UbeefHooked]

Wow, that's a big pickle!

[Atheistprimate]

You are already the Champion in my view. :)

[donb1010]

wow I can't wait!

[d3leterious]

'Free' energy heads will roll now!!!

[slipcurve]

If Desertphile is going to take part in the pwnlympics, the rest need not apply.

[idontbelievereligion]

Pwn TAA

Pwn TAA

Pwn TAA

Pwn TAA

Pwn TAA

Pwn TAA

[gorypleasure]

*cough cough* He'll need Pound Sterling *cough cough*

[idontbelievereligion]

It is sad this mistake was made

[Desertphile]

"It is sad this mistake was made"

You mean the UK has not switched to Euros? I thought it did that five years ago, or earlier.

[sciencealwayswins]

The UK is still using the pound sterling. You have pwnd yourself :(

Still, you have a pickle, so that pretty much evens things out.

[bluecode320]

"You mean the UK has not switched to Euros? I thought it did that five years ago, or earlier"

Nope. We didn't switch because £1 was worth $2 . Then this crisis came along and £1 is worth $1.41

The government will only switch to the Euro if we get to a point where £1 = €1

[Akatam0t0ma]

Looks like you need to get in touch a bit with the outside world, Desertphile buddy! ;-)

I just wish every uncosmopolitan rural American of your kind had your intellectual curiosity! :-(

[Desertphile]

Otch, I really need to get out into the world more. :-) The UK did join the European Union, right?

[manicdemise]

yes, but we all secretly hate it. Since they would need to hold a referendum to get rid of the pound, the government does not dare to try

[Akatam0t0ma]

It did join the EU, it just didn't change its currency... ;-)

[idontbelievereligion]

@DesertPhile

I live in the UK, There was a controversy about Britain not switching about 5 years ago.

[Doctrinius]

You're awesome. Let the games commence, indeed!

[SkepticsClaw]

'Dick' is short for Richard. Thusly it is a hilarious pun, seen as 'Dick' also means penis.

And I think Richard would prefer pounds to euros. In the bribery stakes, he who makes Richard submit to the least effort will surely triumph!

Good luck...

[ophios]

Ownlympics

[fauyd]

Might want to send pounds since he is in Britain I think.

[geroldkid]

Secret weapon?

Let's duke it out!

[cozmikzen]

you better eat your wheaties. cause im gonna give you a run for your money.