TWILIGHT NEW MOON FILM SECRETS! | T-Time | tristopiaTV

[TheMightyHazza]

0:02, I thought he said he did not have any friends?

[Gallifrey103]

I knew you'd make the remark about WIKIPEDIA!

[zKa0sz]

youre so fucking unfunny and shit. You could be writing comedy for bbc3 youre so annoying!

[jovani152]

this asshole think he is fun?...get a life

[sparky213thousand]

'you, you, you'

another embarassing computer slip up? :P

[LAwebshows]

That nodd you did made me laugh LOL

[ashy2016]

A monkey so I could throw banananananananananananana....­... Oh crap. bananas at people and it would be legal

[ashy2016]

Yay!! I'm a winner!!

[ps3driver]

can u send me ur wallpaper pls!? my email is jjt@deepcentral.co.uk

[joesoutham1]

you are quite despicable but i subbed

[LAwebshows]

To be honest the title sucks....Twilight sucks so really your not gonna get much out of it

[MegaRedHead18]

Tris. No one can top you.

[heartbreakermdp]

@MegaRedHead18 though i'd love to

[LexusBrian400]

Its so funny you said about getting more views from the title... the title of this video actually kept me from watching it for the last 2 months. I noticed it has a lot lower view count than the rest of ur vids. Prob the same reason. Ur funny though, thank you for making vids.

[olicoooombs]

i win yaaay

[wittywhitmarla]

:p LOL

[CosmicCluster]

at first i didnt watch this video coz it had twilight in the name---lol!!

[rakinny]

i just love your accent :D

5* x)

[baastard029]

@rakinny all the Brits have it : ) (the accent)

[rakinny]

@baastard029 Cool. I love that accent! Some of my collegues told me that we were going to have a british teacher in this semester and some of them didnt liked that idea. Well but i am loving the idea. It's such a beautiful accent :D

[baastard029]

@rakinny actually thats just english. americans made it diffrent. thats how its supposed to sound : )

[rakinny]

@baastard029 I didn't knew that ;)

[rakinny]

@baastard029 I met my teacher this week and he is awesome!!! He is so nice and i love his accent! I want to visit Britain =D

[baastard029]

@rakinny yeah its great here! well its not that great but its better than most countries.

[matthew896rf]

@baastard029 do we hell its only some. americans have do it from some were we do. btw we all have differnt acsents here and tris is from the south of englan props london

[Pokemonrul432]

New Moon Sucks!

[ReneeNme]

Balls.

[FaceWithTheBrace]

5 stars for the ten minute computer spaz :)

[TheEbziggy]

ur really wierd

[TheKillingducks]

but my tea time isnt for another hour waaaaa btw im in egnland we rule1

[Melishia1]

your program is ql too same like ray. :)

[KubasRevs]

Hahahah, I love the way you say 'Lady Gaga' !

[y512516]

how can we hate the English Accent !

LOL

[KubasRevs]

Believe me, we can :p (look-> Robert Pattinson).

[TheKforKaye]

I love you Darling <3

[stiffyffs]

wannabe raywilliamjohnson !!!?

[ArcticEclipse]

hmm? he doesnt seem like ray to me. ray makes fun of stupid videos; this guy just tells jokes and stuff...

[triplequeen]

T time > Twilight

[Elizzyrules]

i prefer ANYTHING to twilight.... it SUCKS ........so is that considered win???

[MrDrugsarebad]

@Elizzyrules do you prefer being analy raped by a fat mexican named eduardo , and after he has raped you, he will rape you again but this time he uses a light bulb, and after that he makes you eat dogshit, and not even good dogshit, dogshit that tastes like birdshit.

[Elizzyrules]

@MrDrugsarebad wow.. i think you just described exactly what watching twilight is like.....

[Rashanga]

actually putting new moon in the title made me not want to watch it but i decided to anyway

[ownz0rd]

i would be TROL cause you using this creature in your movies (GAY) and i would become famous ! ^^

[eddiebashamdm]

This is a very cool movie,  I saw it for free at: VIEWFILMSFREE . C O M

[Taniaver]

nice videos :)

totally subscribe

[DudeGuyNimNim]

whos lady gaga???? i call her lady GAGME (gag me)

[thewateronmars]

THAT MITCHELL AND WEBB LOOK FTW!

:)

[malcolmlowe900]

This guy is hilarious

[panther0567]

If I could be any animal, I would be a dinosaur and "accidentally" squash the Twilight cast with my giant foot.

[DudeGuyNimNim]

agreed lol

[Realtimelord1]

YAAAAAAY I WIN!

[Shockthemoonx3]

i found you on whatthebuck! lmfao, your hillariousss (:

[RedHeadExitting]

my dog.... everyone in my family would love me best and i could do whatever the hell i wanted

[fancyxnancyx]

I thought the poster in the background is Mitchell and Webb??

[JoKKeR9123]

Dude I would prefer anything over twilight so yay for thinking twilight is for gay vagina nuggets. 5 STARS

[IloveSirLancelot]

"Because... God invented Wikipedia"

Hahaha

[guitarcovererguy]

Get a Mac

[tiropitaaki]

Mac vs PC poster in the background.. Niiiice!

[LlamasInBananas]

wat r u tlking about?

[tiropitaaki]

behind Tris is a poster with the characters from the "Mac vs Pc" commercials.

[Baguette855]

@tiropitaaki no they are the comedians Mitchell and Webb

[ICIRCLE001]

is that harry potter?

[jakeyboytraceur]

you sound like will of the inbetweeners :P

[RICproductionz]

tris is my favourite

[sexycena1992]

I laKk Twilight better..!!

=D

[brutal6agani]

British people are always funny lol. :D

[smiggle98]

Aww I lose! haha! erm.. I'd be a Lion cub so I can be blessed by the aminals, and also be cute when I rwar!

[HorsesRule1123]

Would be a cat cos I like cats. They're so neat and pretty. :)

[xelentoliver]

I would be a dog so I could sniff over dogs bums and get away with it!!!!

[XxYohnaXKakashixX]

a tristsouar-rex :3

[CamKoski]

you look like that british comedian guy on the wall behind you....man you sound like him.

[tristopiaTV]

The one on the left or the right? :P

[FluorescentRose]

But you're wearing David's shirt! :P

[skeletongirl1FF]

@tristopiaTV I'm guessing right

[Vickythefishy]

@tristopiaTV I think he means the one on the left, I do. :P I love Peepshow. Nice to see a fellow brit. :3

[ashlynn5625]

@tristopiaTV the right



[robloxman41]

@tristopiaTV i think he means the one to the left

[CamKoski]

the ugly fat right one..nah left ha

[nenshche1516]

I wanna be an owl

owles are so sexy

and weird

and I'm weird

have I mentioned I wanna be an owl?

[tagtag66]

i'd definately be a dog - Doggy style!

[MooseAndGinji]

I really like your new intro...and I think I just realized that you're probably one of the sexiest men alive.

[jonas5ive]

I'd be a Catterpiller that sucked on Melons.... I like Melons

[crazyrockboy]

An echidna! An animal that SEGA probably created just to make a character from it.

[orlandoluvva]

I'd be a giraffe so I could see what it's like to be tall. (I'm really short!)

[theMilky032]

i don't like twilight, but those 17 year old girls that love movies with bad actors such as twilight might flag this vid.....

[Taptto]

I would be a vampire so I could still be glittery and awkward, only now everyone would love me.

[theness1663]

I want to have your baby

[yupogikeohmon1]

id be the twilight movies and then commit suicide that's a good deed right.

[famousactress2b1323]

I just want to say that you are adorable and I love watching your videos. They make me happy!

Anyway, I would be a camelopardalis which means giraffe in Latin.

[miniview]

i'd be a millipede i have no idea why....

[mcbladey]

Lady GaGa

Pretty sure she counts as a creature.

[YellowLloydus]

something else that helps you get featured; completely get it wrong! It worked for me. =P.

anyways: I'd be a Giraffe; NO chance of being sent to space. =D.

[billieboh]

i'd be a baboon. i like their red bums. :)

[nidking444]

i would be a cow so if mcdonalds kill me then i no they use good quality beef oh yes i no my stuff

[Age1230]

a dog, so i could fuck other dogs in public, no fat bitches

[KnightessOfCydonia]

I would be a hiphopoptamus. Or of course a rhymenoceros.

[pawstutorial]

I wold be a vampire so everione wold talk about me.

you know.. how everione is talking about twilight.....

oh wait a vampire isnt an animal is it?

[computer11111111111]

I would be a dog...just like your mum!

[JozhsterV2]

i would be a hopping kangaroo so i can finally perform in bed

[gemstar2]

id b a lion so i could be besties with amazing phil and feature in his vids

[theMilky032]

i'd be that catipiller growing on ur upper lip.

[leeinusa]

QOTD: Saber tooth tigerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Because I like how the power rangers say it !!

[BrownIndieKidd]

I would be a cat because I like cats!!

[cyberalive]

lllllllloooooollllllllll ;D

[Pualaccesor]

A frog, so I can get my first kiss.

[LivingComplication]

You know what's funny?

Wikipedia was invented by an atheist.

[fiberglass87]

id be tris... no wait- ya, i think hes an animal, yes.

[SteRDLK]

Id be a bird

Id only fly away

I dont know where my soul is

I dont know where my home is

[SuckAdultMaleChicken]

Tris.. He is an animal right? :O

[ohboiialyxx]

A tiger because then I could scare my dog for barking at cats.

[markkicknutts]

Then I could be a wolf and super bark at you for scaring my best freinds.

[loverofbb]

A dolphin. Cause they can fly.

[thunder2productions]

the vagina monster :D fail? or no fail?

[DonDonPattinson]

i guess i lose because i dont prefer t-time to twilight..

[EggsForJustice3]

I would be a dog so I could get away with sniffing peoples bums

[Hoshi0792]

dodo bird.....oh wait...arent those extinct?....failure....

[lizzyroses]

I'd be a vampire :F, why? because then everyone would be jealous of me...not.

[laurenxlabyrinth]

I prefere T-time to twilight! :D and Tris is hotter than R-Patz! ;D

[gouldy124]

Lady Gaga.

[OIKspr0duct1ons]

i would be a turtle wearing cowbow hat. mega lolz

[starfaceeee]

I want to be whichever animal is closet to Paris Hiltons chest.

[mistaflashboy]

I would be a .......... big foot LOL if they r actually real!

[sk8rdud187]

An Angry Muffin....

Wait?

[pivotanimator09]

if i could be any animal/creature id be a bull fast and horney.

[XXXloveiscruelXXX]

meow beotych MEOW

[DarkMatterProd003]

I'd be a Yeti cuz they're awesome

[ELIEISMYHERO]

I'd be an otter...

otters pwn

[pageymagma]

I'd be jesus....

[sophia122]

Animal?

Your Mum

.....

Yes Your Mum (:

[BrightFangz]

a slothhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hh

sorry i fell asleep on the keyboard......................­...

[iBeeKay]

If I could be any animal I wouldn't mind which one I was, so long as I'm aloud to be lazy!

[ZZZapJohnnyII]

this comment is short yes? NOW FUCKING FEATURE ME ON THE NEXT EPISODE!

fail?

[MJHxoxo]

Tris, you're like a weird hybrid of David Mitchell and Robert Webb (who are so conveniently on the wall behind you).

I approve, you should have your own show :)

[pageyd]

yey i win!

[flozz7]

I would be a... moron for a day to see what I could actually get away with? lol

[backyardiganslover]

a orangutan cuz orange is fricken awesome

[EvilMouthwash]

Kanye West.

[ThePivotTelevision]

tris :D

[hentaitrek]

I'd be a TimeLord SO I COULD TRAVEL IN THE FOURTH DIMENSION.

[SuperPrettyCOLORS]

I would want to be a dog, Because I would never get cold

oh, you can be nude in public.....

[DudeJJJMovies]

A costume of a fat juicy crocodile so them crocks will come to meh fo sure.

Which means I would finally have some kind of "female" that would go out with me. :D

[emilygreen111]

I would be a vampire

so i could go see Rob pat and say

" fuck you bitch this is a real vamp"

and proceed to eat him

[GTA4114]

I'd like to see that

[DisforStar]

I'd be the McDonald clown, I get to scare children... Is that legal to harass kids in a clown costume?

[Technocupcakes]

My friend actually dragged me to see New Moon, and T-Time actually is better than that movie... lol :)

[catzeyes919]

I watch T-Time for your hair and shirts!

[jackskellingtonsora]

omg, you are awesome. I've come to you from Buck, but I find that I like you sooo much more than him. :P

[jonathannewbrook]

Read this:

You're a tit! :) oj

[GuitarMeastro]

I WIN! i forgot the question...

[mrnobodyzzz]

I would be a Weasel. Or maybe a squirrel (like that ones that Fred has...)

[Mr1990Noah]

a komodo dragon

[yuriyaoilove13]

your mother

:)

[Boboruto]

A Wolf. Theyre like dogs but more ferocious!

[MeathDrog]

A pig. Why? Because a pig's orgasm lasts 20 minutes apparently.

[iluvlondon123]

I would be an pig because their orgasms last for 20 minutes ;) x or so i hear...

[tristopiaTV]

HAHA!

[LeanneSaysHey]

White tigers are pretty so, a white tiger. NOT a female bed bug. They don't have a YOU KNOW WHAT so he DRILLS into her. DRILLS. Scary verb. >:

[PowerUpPlease]

I'd be a be a lemur or something.

Their eyes scared the crap out of me when I was younger.

[JamesBrant18]

I like the way he copyed RayWilliamJohnson in like everyway...i no he did a parody to his videos but now its just like...wtf...get ya own shiz

[tristopiaTV]

Soon, this show will be a copy of all famous YouTubers. Factors of iJustine are soon to be integrated.

[JamesBrant18]

CAn i ask why.....why not use yor own ideas

[tristopiaTV]

Sure! It's just because the famous YouTubers have years of experience, and it would be silly of me not to learn from their findings! My own ideas are all the stories I try to tell comically!

[JamesBrant18]

NAh...fair point...it amkes sence..and btw..i wasnt saying your videos were bad. I do enjoy watching them lol xD

[tregard]

It's like getting all of your favorite youtubers on one handy channel.

[Bostonian7799]

I think I'd be a horse so people could ride me.

[prittee1]

Three things:

1. Twilight is balls

2. Have you got a beardy thing going on or is that just the lighting/the hallucinogenics I always take before watching T Time?

3. I would be a Lion (I know that's boring and normal but I used up my funnies earlier)

[emmapeanut]

I'd be a carrot just for the hell of it.

[sebofdoom]

A LawlASaurus(Rex) Cuz it's pure awesome'souce..

[xTeegy]

T Time > Twilight.

End of. ;]

[tristopiaTV]

Haha!!

[tregard]

I'd be a dinosaur zombie.

'bout time those paleontologists got what's coming to them...

[HeWhoDarez]

I like your vids. you're funny ;D

Subscribed.

[tristopiaTV]

Wooo! :)

[MrSpoonBox]

I'd be a liger - bred for it's skills and magic... gosh!!

[karatebabi20]

aww i guess i lose :(