Don't Mess with Demoman

[MrDemomanman]

its funny because the eyelander is actually a completely shit weapon and the kukri will beat it every time....

[Chriskill13]

I was expecting sniper to say stab stab stab.

[GiratinaofFury]

Okay, it goes like this...

Demoman, enjoying a drink on what appears to be an idle shift, is surprised by the Sniper. The Sniper wants to show Demoman his new knife only to find that his life has ammounted to very little when the Demoman shows him a sword, and thus decides to take his own life.

So, what DID we learn here today?

[gojira4life]

@GiratinaofFury No matter how big your's is, the black man has a bigger one?

[SonicSpeeder96]

Category: Education um..... Well I learned more then I ever learned from school from this video

[Gigidag77]

invlator doesn't make you gmod vids better you know...

[HawkyGaming]

Why does 80% of your videos have either the Sniper or the Demomans head enlarged?

It's like asking what does RubberFruit smoke.

[TahuFenix]

so, the famous creator of "The vicious cycle of 2fort" knows touhou...

[girayhankaya]

a good subliminal message... "knife" eh? :)

[gsrules34]

Sniper's head consumes a knife in order to kill himself

[NiNtenBricK]

man, if everyone's heads were that big, my snipers average kills will skyrocket

[tomhi3]

The sniper head lol

[racervin14]

this looks like a Rubberfruit video

[ZeruelV700]

@racervin14 It can't be, it makes too much sense.

[flyingaroundables]

You gotta love dem enlarged heads

[buentj]

i personally think he should have shown theClaidheamh Mòr. looks cooler

[Sorakun1996]

I found it funny that it categories education XD

[daemon272]

I watched it so many times... GREAT

[CocoWhy]

Thank you i have learned so much in this educational video.

[Chaoticawesome1]

0:11, my new Wallpaper...

[gr8dayseth]

Wat did I just watch?

[watafug]

i just realized the song was from hisoutensoku.

[theerno100]

the music...

so full of hapiness...

even when sniper makes a bloody suicide

[clubpenguin235]

Raikujo is the 2nd rubberfruit.

[MikeMikko1122]

0:08 neck broken

[AngelOfLife006]

eyelander can decapitate heads better than any weapon :D

[flamingaxelburn]

seems drunk, looks high

[Stunter353]

Category: Education... BRILIANT!!!

[MrHaxman123]

@Stunter353 Nice job bro, you spelled brilliant wrong! Guess the Category: Education didn't teach ya much.

[jiggymean]

LOL

[MrMatthew50]

The music fitted in so good

[Arizonakiller7]

Thats why people with small knifes buy bigger ones.....lol

[jucarave]

0:15 that's not a knife... that's a spoon :D

[smashmeta18]

From now on, i shall drink rum with big, flamboyant gulps while shouting EAUHOOH! at the same time.

[Stringboy332]

i tried drinking like that at 0:03 and 75% of my clothes where wet

[Johnnyboy7781]

Ive always wondered what that thing was 0:15

now I know

[Alundra73]

2 things:

1) SNIPER IS CREEPY AS HELL

2) Sniper: This. Is a knife. Demoman: NO SHIT!

[joshnj214]

that was beautiful (i start crying)

[kingporoto500]

0:04 best part ever

[lionheart902]

demo: u jelly?

*sniper ☠ goodbye cruel world*

[lonleywight]

Daw... I wish I could drink whisky like that. :(

[elarios77]

This is a knife :trollface:

[K3RT11239]

I rofled 0:03

[EndreVanan]

What.

[MissFoxxy15]

Thats funny on 0:08 XD

[dragon5x5x5]

Good vid. but you should make longer videos.

[SamMcG2000]

how do you make that

[TopTiikzMG]

i dont think anybody drink like that LMAO

[7headed1]

sniper (after respawn): "oh wait, that was a sword"

[RandomFox11]

This was just as good as Rubberfruit. XD XD

[JamesLeeDickson]

Press 1 for: EEUUUGHHH

Press 2 for: DDDHAAAAAAA

Press 3 for: the staring of faces

Press 4 for: Sniper's evil laugh

Press 5 for: Knife

Press 6 and hold for: Sniper's rape face

Press 7 for: Sniper's surprised face

Press 8 and 9 for: timesplit suicide

Did I get it?

[asteroidrules]

I love sniper's facial expressions. They're somehow a combination of HWM's advanced "total control" faceposing, and the more well known "raep faces" thatyou get from hitting random.

[CesareBorgiaHair]

I have tears in my eyes.

[gowikipedia]

the moral of the story is that black guys have bigger penises than white guys

[robertfortner422]

If this is garrys.mod I play this

[LordofDorkness94]

WTF is wrong with his face at 0:00

[StefanTesic67]

this is retarded

[robertfortner422]

LOl This is knife *troll face

[Harristar88]

Best part was snipers face at 0:10

[422unit]

HAHA!!!!!



[greytheangel]

Techinically, Sniper won that: All weapons with a span of under 1ft are considered knives, and all weapons above it are not. Demo never actually showed him a knife.

[daemon272]

@greytheangel bigger one=better one

[staffer]

AAH! GAUUUUGH *suicide*

[FouetLianes]

Lmao

[98fuckingwindows]

He was jealouis cause demomans knife was bigger :D

[XNinjaZerker]

0:03

That's how true men drink..

[meteorr77]

sniper is inteligent

[yannmen]

0:11 a mad donkey

[R1zzaQ]

what



[Ilurblur]

Where is 0:34?

[mrthiagogordo]

knife is machete?????

[ethosaur]

EUUEUEUGH!

[Vikitoria00]

That was so beautiful...

[Lightwoft]

LOL I like the Begining

[DestroPrime82]

I dismiss your knife and substitute my own

[iamnotamouseok]

is this why in the madworld milestone, the demoman is annoying the hell out of the sniper?

[TheEpongeMan]

0:04 I loled so hard !

[therealmadmaxx]

0:29 Demoman Wins HARA KIRI

[MrKitty976]

I wish I could could make that noise when I take a drink of something.

[displeasedflyinguy]

The first 6 seconds of the video are the best seconds.

[meetthevodka]

well... THAT was pleasant

[MrThaes]

Your drinking Demoman is simply the greatest. My new dream is to learn how to drink like him.

[Chrisbun1]

How many frames did it take/screenshots to make demoman's scared face?

[That1337pro]

Drugs called. He wants his Rubberfruit back.

[0332288]

Category: Education

Tags: Sniper cannot handle the truth

[Futnappa]

0:04

[frankendeed69]

lol looks at demomans finger he's a poncey fighter

[AStickyL0ad]

I dare you to watch this high

[MrMarkemerald]

knife is useless sword is usfull

[ed1222]

Demoknights ruin everything

[sfdfd2]

Well at least he can't throw piss at people and try to be polite about it anymore

[PasscodeMK1]

He has a bottle AND a sword.

Two meelee weapons.

EES NOT POSSIBLE!!!

[1001154454]

lol



[kenlaboss]

your head is bloody 10 feet tall

[oddworld4eva]

'after video' demoman: but its plastic :(

[zitubia]

the mask flashback on the bear drinking xD

[miel1945]

0:24 holding a sword, like a gentleman

[mantassxmantassx]

8==============D No! Now this is a knife!

[MrGamesForAll]

This is so the next rubberfruit :>

[Totema1]

Normally, when you commit sepukku you stab your stomach and someone else cuts off your head. Sniper decided to combine the two actions for a brilliantly efficient solution.

[Raikujo]

@Totema1 He's a professional with standards after all.

[Eduardomsc]

@Raikujo AND he's efficient.

[Juliansnake1000]

101 people mess with demoman

[mrsslein]

3rd gmod vid? holy bawlz

[bigboss241993]

Unless his knife is the biggest, the Sniper is nothing.

[UberKrassMann]

that ain't a knoife, that's a swoad

[XTob1X1]

Haha, i love how demoman drinks and how the sniper laugh

[CidSilverWing]

DK mode activate

[jinxedmodder]

It's the half zat!

[Kzook]

Damn I nearly died... :D Hilarious!

[lolthars]

Whats with the big heads?

[HBProds]

Thay look like baybees :3

[LostIndividuality]

Sniper must have a headache after that.

[cheesk8er]

jesus, now Christian Brutal Sniper!?

He'll kill us all...

[H4v0kksh0tgunMan]

epic

[Nassif9000]

please make a video about who pyro is :D

[RaveXanaike]

The Touhou music was perfect.

The situation here was hilarious.

...and the fact I never realized that Demoman had such a chivalric way with swords, hence the raised pinky.

[Arzaker]

DEMOMAN WINS

HARA KIRI

[fablerable]

Don't watch this when you have a headache... O_O

[TheSiLq]

HAHAHHAHAHA LOL

[weezing22arbok]

C=============3 THIS... IS A NOIF.

[Reptobiz]

DEMOMANNN!!!! DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

[cheesk8er]

OMGOMGOMGOMG THARS NOO 0:34 OOHHHH NOOO YOUTUBE SUX!!!!!!!!!!

C'mon, people. It's just a video render that had a little mistake, that's all.

[Black874Diamond]

press

1 bottle blowjob

2 epic scream

3 epic faces

4 crazed laughter

5 a knife

6 sniper rapeface then laugh

7 epic knife pointing

8 suicide

9 ending

[igamerburnu]

i wish i could drink beer like that

[Kristian944]

0:15 xD

[KIOKOM2s]

demoman>sniper...

[gotlagged]

So if every one killed themselves because someone has a better knife... OH SHIT WE WOULD ALL DIE!

[lolandrew12]

lol this is a a knife

[PhenixReviewz]

ITS NOT KAMA SUTRA DUMMY IT'S HARA KIRI LOL

[GrounderTheRobot]

--|=> Now... This is a Knoyf..

[FisherJunkVIc20]

Big Head Mode enabled

[GodsofPie]

It seems like all of your videos characters must be playing in DK mode.

[TheHolybobjack]

0:03 - 0:05 that is how u drink

[HYPERSHADOW8452]

Im not so sure what just happened now...

[YousufOuf2000]

thats something that @RubberFruit would like to make

[ChinCaritalove]

Sniper looks like a bratz 8D

[Iam18seriouslyright]

A must shamefuur dispray.

Commit seppuku.

[H4v0kksh0tgunMan]

not sure what i just watched but im gonna rerun it and fap. thanks

[Rotneybot]

I was drinking my water, and I almost choked due to how funny this is! XD

[Bitchyassdude]

That sniper is trying to act like Christian Brutal Sniper!!!!

[SgtShradSaunders]

Why is it that demoman has a sword though??

[BENJAMOSAURUS]

the moral=get a big knife

[elitebelt]

-------|================> this...is a knife :D

[Gurgleschlortz]

@elitebelt Swords aren't knives. LOLOLO

[elitebelt]

@Gurgleschlortz lol

[crydepunkmuffin]

@elitebelt

ô.o ....

*shing*

*now imagin a bigger knive than urs, i tryed to make one but youtube did not allow it*

[PS3Fan487]

@elitebelt DATS A SWORD >:P

[kartdriver92]

@elitebelt no thats a sword D:

[miel1945]

@elitebelt And this is a comment :D

[TTGLLGTT]

@elitebelt Thank you Captain Obvious.

[elitebelt]

-------|================>this.­..is a knife :D

[hackforloser]

Look at the demo's hand when he holds the eyelander.

[MottonBunchie]

Watch this without sound... it's disturbing xD

[DaveHofm]

I wonder why sniper suicided because technically he was right, he had a knife and demoman had a sword

[mantis1mike]

@DaveHofm demos was bigger

[DaveHofm]

@mantis1mike have you read my comment at all? I knew his was bigger but sniper said its a KNIFE not a sword

[mantis1mike]

@DaveHofm yes but people refer to swords as overgrown knives GAWD

knife ->dagger ->machete->sword!

[DaveHofm]

@mantis1mike can we just stop this arguement cause its a sword and a wrod ain't a knife, now ppl do call iot overgrown knifes, but that doesnt make it a knife

[mantis1mike]

@DaveHofm maybe sniper is one of the people wo sees it as an ovegrown knife

[icsomethingshiny124]

SMASHING.

[FilmParodys]

How do you make these??

[mixitman92]

when in doubt, pinky out

[fooboo13]

I dont usually subscribe to so much people... But u... Hah! I really need to subscribe to u!!! >:D

Good Job! Keep making funny gmod/tf2 vids!!! :D

[Compy1997]

Question: Where does heavy keep his minigun?!

Where does the engineer keep his shot gun and wrench?

WHERE DOES SNIPER KEEP HIS GUNS?!

where does pyro keep his flame thrower?

And one last thing, WHERE DOES THE DEMOMAN KEEP HIS SWORD?!

Anser: I dunno. derp. reply your ansers

[TF141Afterburner]

Best 35 Seconds of my life

[Rotneybot]

@TF141Afterburner And it curse cancer! :3

[MAYBE12FLY]

@TF141Afterburner well you have a boring life then

[XxGirntacos]

rofl!

[Filouspara456]

Anyone saw the Flipnote Studio version? ^_^

[LupusWolfDream]

@Raikujo You Think You'll Ever do Videos With The Touhou Skins/Voice/Mods?