Lazyboy - Facts Of Life

[iAmKnokternul]

Wtf? The average person swallows 8 spiders a year? EWWWW!

[Everythingnyancat]

thanks for subscribing on my channel

[destroyo5457]

Actually, Today we are 7 Billion people.



[turtlebro123]

this is like an acid trip

[MrExsane]

If more people woudl listen to this song, they would be 99% smarter.

[madasmarbles1]

one word stunning

[Justindividual333]

The most printed books are the Ikea catalog The Bible and The Little Prince

[dukieboy007]

I cant explain why, but i just adore this song !!!

[writesprotected]

277 comments says...

the video worked, and you're all part of the control group. Of course, now you've been informed of your position as mindless pawns in this social experiment, so now you must all be term... well, not part of the experiment anymore

[FormerHuman]

Absolute rubbish

[chrisjohnhurley]

This song sounds slightly gay. Also slightly inaccurate.

And when was this video made? 1995?!

[JustJ4yP33]

@chrisjohnhurley whats inaccurate ??

[ozzydude98]

i love to poop when i listen to this song :]

[InaPeters]

Som at læse på de små hals-etiketter på Tuxxxx-øl i gamle dage......

[KonaChisButterfly]

41% of people take me less seriously...nice to know XD

[MrJohnnyg17]

@KonaChisButterfly shut up, no one cares what you have to say

[KonaChisButterfly]

@MrJohnnyg17 How about you shut up because i don't care what you have to say either!

[writesprotected]

this is so entertaining. love it. concept, product, presentation. beautiful. thanks Lazyboy

[Zamriasra]

96% of women have faked an organism is false information :P it's 50-70% percent of women and 10%-28% of guys.

[odba8076]

where find the Chinese Version pls

[AlexGHooper]

Thumbs up if you were playing TF2 when this song came on!

[19unknown83]

Gamer.FM's JoeShow brought me here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lololoolol, i dont usually do these. but y'all should visit gamer.fm

[ADisabledNan]

Its a fact of life that this song is awesome =D

[simonsvenstrup]

DENMARK!!!!!!!

[hceth]

Did you know that 99% of statistics on the interwebs is a lie. Including the one about penises



[entreriii]

@hceth im 3 inchs big bro

[DeanosAAAA]

@hceth Did you know that 99% of people don't give a fuck

[hceth]

@DeanosAAAA Did you know your mom licks my ass 99% of the time?

[bukk3t]

@DeanosAAAA nice. well said bro. i approve....

[awesomeskatevids]

@hceth just mad cuz you think your 4 inches is big :) 

[LeViciMusic]

Cool!

[SashaPayne]

that vid messed me up how trippy

[Trumavarium]

Almost everything is true in this song. :P

Besides that we eat spiders..

the other things have been proven.

[AeSoPRocK100]

@Trumavarium actually we do eat spiders...they go into our mouths as we sleep but we don't notice them

[BENebuchadnezzar]

@AeSoPRocK100 urban myth I'm afraid



[lilmisunshine78]

5 % of the world is gay nice I love being happy :)

[LeViciMusic]

@lilmisunshine78 lol, je suis gai? xD

[bukk3t]

@lilmisunshine78 a shitty meaningless statistic is what makes u happy? That's pretty sad.

[tazzon]

Donald Duck has never been banned in Finland!

[shadowfax859]

More people die from a champagne cork popping, than from poison spiders

I call bullshit.

[yves1776]

did anyone know where can i get this album i want a Chinese version of Facts of life!!!

[diamondvermilion]

it was proven that we actually don't eat spiders in our sleep. rather, spiders are found in food because it's impossible to remove them when they're being processed. the actual number is 55 in a life time.

[nlongo91]

@diamondvermilion someone's watched their manswers

[nlongo91]

@diamondvermilion someone's watched their manswers

[tayloreh]

Is there gonna be another LazyBoy album!?

[NukemLulz]

@tayloreh dead. :s

[JDarach]

Only 61%?

[ElSpewtardo]

alot of these so called facts are spurious or urban legends like the donald duck one

[talkingburrito3]

...*mind blown*... Woah... O.O

[piazzaholic]

Did you know -this is a great voice-over by the wonderful Julie Berry! x

[AquaFanForeverX]

It gets people to listen and then engages them in conversation/debate......does not have to be truth.......it's a song......it's a job well done.....Soren is a talented genius.

[TheDavidsvideos]

i have curly hair hahaha

[BoomZzzZ]

@TheDavidsvideos you cant be serious

[DKsbaryler]

LOVE IT!

[aeloria]

This song is making the world a worse place. So many people are going to believe these and walk around telling people about it like they know something. D=

But it is funny... in that "Well, the world's already going to Hell, so why not?" kind of way.

[coolkid17657]

@aeloria It is actually facts. None of theese are false. I looked most of theese up different places and it's all trrue.

[moealharbi]

3:10

regards, uncle Dolan

[Blacklightdragon17]

I'm going to have to call bull on the 4.2 inches circumcised vs 5.1 inches non-circumcised, there is no way a foreskin can cause your penis to grow 1/5th more it's length.

[KarikoUniko]

@Blacklightdragon17 I think it meant to say in girth.

[MCDDTracks]

@Blacklightdragon17 Dude you are omitting a variable here.. It is more common to get circumcised in arabic countries where the avg. penis is smaller than in europe and in USA (even though circumcision is pretty common in USA as well) So even though the circumsition in itself may have nothing (or only a little bit) to do with the length of the penis it might still be true..

[Blacklightdragon17]

@MCDDTracks Ah, I did not think about that, that might be true perhaps.

[retardrepellent]

@Blacklightdragon17 Not afraid to say that I'm rating a 6.8 circumcised, so I gotta say sorry, but Lazy Boy isn't stone-solid fact.

[lolhoofdheid]

@retardrepellent

AVERAGE! You do know what that word means, right?

[Mantua64]

@retardrepellent It's the average for god's sake. How stupid are you?

[zmj11]

Who measured their penis after this?

[mazeman90]

the burgalur alarm was stolen? talk about ironic!

[singinglawnchair]

BTW, this song reminds me of being in high school... an old friend of mine sent me this along with Underwear Goes Inside the Pants ages ago =)

[singinglawnchair]

That fact about eating spiders isn't even real! =P

[coolkid17657]

@singinglawnchair yes.

[coolkid17657]

@singinglawnchair yes. It is

[singinglawnchair]

@coolkid17657 Actually, no. The "8 spiders in a year" fact was debunked by Snopes.

snopes dot com slash science slash stats slash spiders dot asp

[sexhugsandrock]

donald duck isn't banned in Finland :D

[coolkid17657]

@sexhugsandrock No not anymore. But he have been! :D

[sexhugsandrock]

@coolkid17657 Nope. He never was banned. Check it. ^^

[coolkid17657]

@sexhugsandrock Yeah i see. Sorry should have checked again. I have just heard it from many people before. But i guess that's just a rumor.

[XlRAWR667lX]

ill

[Mustyrat]

That was epic.

[2000benedikt]

His name is Søren Rasted.

[sniperdragon1]

The Bible also says that the Earth is 6,000 years old, and dinosaurs roamed the Earth during the time of man.

It may not all be fictional, but things like that do call it into question.

[xcluzivrep]

@sniperdragon1 the amount of evidence that proves thats false is HUGE 6,000 years bludy ae more like 6 billion years...that would be a closer estimate

[xcluzivrep]

@sniperdragon1 @sniperdragon1 the amount of evidence that proves thats false is HUGE 6,000 years bludy ae more like 6 billion years...that would be a closer estimate

[UriahHeepisbest]

Donald Duck wasn't banned in finland you idiot!

[fersuremaybe101]

shut the fuck up its a song... dumbass

[ThaGodWeCreate]

5.2...ha got that beat by more than 2

[Neonman78]

"The average age of first intercourse is 15.3 years old." Shit, I'm way off.

[dkistheno1]

There is a kind of a remix for Radio ABC in Randers, Denmark - where they sing about the radiostation :D

[V1kingMetalFreakBACK]

Excellent!

[theoutlaw31]

hahahaa this is great!!!

[HandwhistlerBen]

Very interesting video. The baby coming out took me by surprise.  But it continues to show scenes that I would not expect to be there.

[Blitzkrieg613]

Only one book has ever been printed more than the bible, the IKEA catalog.

[reg12269]

@Blitzkrieg613 nahhhhh, atlas shruggged by ayn rand

[acooldude0]

There is a lot I believe not to be true, but still a cool song.

[onyachamp]

a recent pole showed that 1 in 5 bikes liked to chain themselves to it

[danceshimmyshake12]

am i the only one that saw this on IMF

[saykarpaudel]

are those lyrics true???

[shelbyfanman]

@saykarpaudel unfortunately. Well...some are debatable...

[DeathAngel626562]

@Xguardian18 i know christians that are gay too, if there is a "god" they wouldnt have made every one different, "god" doesnt judge isnt that right

[mochamuffinn]

The donald duck this is not true, look it up

[DietChrist]

There's allot of dumb bogus in this video... Funny, but bogus.

[EminorFunkyBannana]

hahaha XD

[icymeme26]

Lmao! This song... is priceless!

[roskildahphreak]

This song is so fucking gay it makes me wanna puke!

[johnytwofeet]

love this song

[fawazrox]

AMAZING ..AND LOL 4 SURE !

[MrSparkleDragon]

a cow... really? now that's what i call "live" ammunition :D

forgive the pun lol

[myphonesshine]

poinsounouscookie09 must be circumsized

[toob9x]

Whats the name of the german version?

I heared it at a internet radio but i can't find it.. -.-

[f1zzrawr]

this some weird music

[Zodikal03]

Haha I like this info-song XD

[SuperSeriouscat]

the spiders crawl down your esophagus they are small though

[Poisonouscookie09]

Most if not all of those facts are complete bullshit.

[meganTUBElol]

they aren't

[FiveCoolPeople]

these are all true ive checked many times

[prede89]

that spiders crap is bullshit. Snopes it. It's a myth.

[meganTUBElol]

on average you will 8 spiders in your life time

[prede89]

which is 1 - different then 8 a year (what the song says), and 2 unproven BS

[DVixen329]

Where do these facts come from?

[prede89]

I call BS on the orgaasm one (where did that stastis come from, it's clealry biased), the spider one (no one swallows spiders while sleeping, unless they want to that is), and the battery one (100% impossible), and the curly hair one

[meganTUBElol]

You do, most people sleep with their mouths open. Its 8 spiders in a life time

[jamiedastylishman]

@meganTUBElol

lol that was a story made up to prove how easy it is to get people to believe random shit. all documented somewhere. look it up :)

[jamiedastylishman]

@meganTUBElol

lol that was a story made up to prove how easy it is to get people to believe random shit. all documented somewhere. look it up :)

you will get LOTS of sources telling you that males, on average, think about sex every 7 seconds. thats obviously not true, yet alot of people will believe it.

[lilmisunshine78]

@meganTUBElol Ew gross Im never sleeping again ;)

[frnkieb]

i did not know any of this shit...and since im smoking pot, ill prob forget in 5v mins...

[FranciChicca95]

wow cool =)

[DeViliShChild1]

Ikea's only 3rd most printed now =[

damn Harry potter and the Bible beat it

[6l9mysterio]

hey harry potter is awesome lol the books are great

[TamaHAHA]

harry potter is 7 books...

[HowlingWolf93]

Cool song the first times, but not when you're forced to listen to it over and over again to make an illustration to it... :)

[lonesomepoetxi]

when you think about some of the facts listed its quite frightning

[Dperez07]

i hope you ppl do realize this vid was made in 2004 and there are different eskimo ppl(inuit, yupik, etc) the american commericialized the burglar alarm not invented it and ikea has printed copies not sold, and diff languages accross the world

[jeveuxlesoleil]

The political incorrectness of "Eskimo" fails to negate the fact, as it is true.

[soprettywhenyou]

What negates it as a "fact" is the presentation there's a single population of inuit out on an ice floe somewhere, with their refrigerators keeping their polar bear meat from freezing. It's kind of a lame joke, regardless of political correctness. No appreciably-sized groups of people live like that anymore. So I use my fridge in a manner remarkably similar to most. Just like I use my laptop like most do, and not as a source of heat.

[jeveuxlesoleil]

There were NEVER appreciable sized groups of Inuit, they're nomadic.

[soprettywhenyou]

I was trying to highlight that very misconception, that we're still nomadic. We aren't. However, if you want to reply with some more semantics, feel free.

Perhaps I'll resort to semantics myself for a moment to point out the uselessness of an electrical appliance to a nomadic group. Not to mention how much space it would take up on the komatik.

[jeveuxlesoleil]

I'm speaking from an anthropological perspective by saying that Labrador Inuit does not equate with all Inuit, and therefore you are just as guilty of generalizing as the song itself. The form of nomadism that is and has been historically taken by certain groups of Inuit is deviant of evolutionary psychology but exists nonetheless.

[guitar246]

this isn't completely true, the bible and ikea thing is when this song came out. But the burglar alarm was invented by an American, not danish. Eskimos (the inuit) don't have refrigerators, they don't have electricity.

[TheNade]

lol why dont inuits have refrigerators? your silly

[batshat]

Well actully most inuits live in towns with electricity? so i think your a bit wrong on that 1 though

[Gambler4ever]

yeah, i live in finland and donal duck has never been banned, EPIC FAIL

[xtc420raver]

dude you have no idea how much stuff can happen than be undone without anyone ever noticing

[bigbadbrendo]

It was basically cut from the budget in 1977 and a joke was made by a gentleman on the board, about the lack of pants and the joke stuck...

[ortwinvanvessem]

Love this song, heard it in the car on my way to Germany for the 'Bierfesten'.

[sejemorten1]

Søren Rasted is Danish...

[wiccan4ever]

wow, i did'nt know most of this stuff. it's kinda creepy.

[padandude]

i think harry potter is printed in more languages and has mroe copies than the holy bible

[mattyjungle]

This was produced in 2004. Used to be accurate.

[MERULZ69]

yeah, lots of these facts are incorrect

[TheSimpsonsMad]

Harry Potter is the best (:

[ArsenicFault]

Nope. I don't remember the stuff between, but I know the Bible's #1, I think Mao's Little Red (cook)Book, and I think Harry Potter is in the top 15.

[ashamalyheartsyou]

I'm bi. so what? lol. you should look at all the people who have made fun of me in comments on my youtube page. so many. but i don't care. it's my life and my decision as it is for everyone else. It's life. Deal with it. If you don't like it then don't live it. that's YOUR perogative.

[PheralsBack]

omg so funny

[PacManIsEvil]

lol

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ol

[FancyUnicorn]

I don't think all of these are true

[KTrelawneyR]

No some of them are not up to date, but is still really funny.

[lars5186]

Great song.. Anyone who known what the "hip hop" remix song is called?? Thanks

[NicoleArmbruster]

Kennt jemand den Namen der deutschen version? Die kam ab und zu früher auf SWR3

[ruinedninja]

What does she say at 0:26-0:29

[snydejyde]

"Did you know that one out of four americans have appeared on tv.."

[2jemss]

1 out of 4 people have appearedo on TV

[Skulls2300]

did you know that according to a recent survey 67.6% of all statistics are made up on the spot?

[paco114]

On that 5 mins a cig thing, I'm pretty sure it's actually 7.

[inuyashaevan]

If its 5 minutes that mean a one pack a day smoker, smoking for 14.4 years will loose 1 year of their life and thats a total of 105,120 cigarettes to take out 1 year of your life...just did the math =)

[eartianwerewolf]

ha it has to be more than 5% now ha ha cuz i know 5 bi ppl and 3 gay so yeah that's 8.

[FancyUnicorn]

It has to be less because I have 146 friends and only one of them is gay. I don't know anyone that's bi

[eartianwerewolf]

you have 146 friends? Oo dang

[FancyUnicorn]

yes

[musho3210]

Lmao, your retarded if you think they would all be serious with you.

[YoeriStaal]

I assume you are an American christian, where being openly gay is wrong.

It's not easy to name 150 friends, but at least I know three of them are gay and four others are bisexual. Yes, I'm from Holland. There are not more gay people in Holland, it's just easier for people to show.

[FancyUnicorn]

That's a terrible assumption to make

[FancyUnicorn]

People can be so closed minded sometimes

[ABlackDahliaMurderer]

Hes from Holland isnt that weird...

[monsterkonijntje]

why's that weird?

[PonyboyInNewZealand]

@YoeriStaal That's a poor, stereotypical view of Americans. Being open gay isn't viewed as "wrong" by most Americans. The truth is, what you have is a small percentage of Americans who believe the act of homosexuality is a sin. Get your facts straight, champ.

[cerealkillerY]

@PonyboyInNewZealand You must remember, a lot of people see americans as ignorant, with all the "Fun Facts" we, as europeans are being presented with, plus the american TV shows and soforth. The world today is feed information via the Media, and the Media shape all information to their will. Indeed a sad fact. Plus most europeans react negatively to the American-social Globalisation we are "victim" of. Take me for example, I´m a 16 year old, danish boy, and i speak English better than danish...

[1414Wes]

@YoeriStaal Lol, I hate gay men, they should all die

[DeathAngel626562]

@1414Wes you should die for just saying that, every one has the right to be what they want, gay bi or straight, stop bening a homophobic