April 23rd: Urban Dictionary

[SamboSimpson2011]

You're so beautiful :) <3

[bucsfan1787]

You can take my house and car anytime you want girl. And I will never lie to you about speeding.

[nick46907]

try searching nick or nicholas on urban dictonary. the entire nicholas part is true and the first parts of the nick search. i think people stalk me. btw the rent a cop on my street got the crap kicked out of him by some 13 year old

[BubMat]

holy crap. you are freakin pretty.

[qazzy1096]

Yaaaaaaaay, i win Urban Dictionary. Read definitions for Derek :D

[yourmomsplacenta24]

i want your sweet lips around my cock

[kekakukakeku]

JUNO

[xDiStUrBeD1x666]

OMG i fukin hate rent a cops in my neighborhood one almost arrested me for playin basketball....BASKETBALLL!!!!!­!!

[Smlk425]

Renta cop :X shiiitttyyy

[masterpoop678]

Wow ur amazingly beautiful

[ionikquazar]

@masterpoop678 I agree

[sulliy86]

yeeaaaa sexy chic PM me

[1479242009]

you are cute

[lachaneyx3]

you're gorgeous.

[tylerkundler]

there are very extreme ends to my name

tyler

hottest kid you'll ever meet.

with the nicest body you'll ever see.

woah..look at that guy..look at his abs.

I KNOW! he's such a tyler

and tyler

Is a synonym for gaping vagina.

Wow! Your mother has a huge tyler!

[zigZAGGEDzebra]

I'm sorry you got pulled over.

[iamasnaily]

Flora:

A sexy bitch - the term being mainly encountered in the North of England, around Sheffield. Even plain-looking girls can be floras - floras may even wear spectacles.

Shit - flora alert! (sexy bitch approaching!)

[tiktwo]

ur beautiful

[PPootyPeen]

shes a demon, look at her eyes

[p0llenp0ny]

Yea they scare me. =(

[lokpg13]

DAMN! I'd Tap That

[Atomic440]

I lolled

[meavid]

All those who hate getting speeding tickets raise your right foot! Nice video, m'lady :)

[xxgiovannix]

Giovanni245 up, 35 down

Usually the name of someone sexual gifted or very easy to get off too

Danielle met a guy named Giovanni

[smellofcheapwhiskey]

I knew my name means little king in Irish.. I didn't know it means "noble gangster who shoots unstable niggers"

I lol'd

[filipinabeauty2003]

rent a cop in a crappy neighborhood that U live in... hmmm... oh well still like the video

[laurendrums22]

hahahah...what a life.

being a crappy rent-a-cop and all.

[russianmushrooom]

mate.... you look sooo much like kayley from f.a.g. !!!!

[chris24foster]

So bitter.

[Rumpelteazerpink]

Downtown, theres a million rent a cops. They yelled at a 14 year old for pushing in a chair wrong.

[Spagoochy]

rent a cop? =S

we don't have them over here.

sounds funny though :L

x

[TaishanpandaXD]

Kayla- a dinner whore.

apparently I sleep with people for meals. Great XD

[leway13]

Lewis: To be a complete dork, or loser...but still loved among the 'gang'.

ex: Nice job there LEWIS!...you're such a fucking LEWIS!

[john8897]

My name (not john) means "The act of ejaculating into a pot of clam chowder while doing a head stand." lol

[dgk990]

Dude, did some john in my clam chowder?

[thesoymilk]

I told you the same shit 9 months ago.

You share the name of a national phenom.

I went to job corp in Dallas with what we in funkytown call (migrating Cajuns)

[naterudolph]

I saw Johnny's video, and I did it. I got some hilarious results. They're not really appropriate to repeat. Saying the second one could probably get me stabbed in my sleep.

[nwadgnikaerb]

my name is mollie, and up until recently i was unaware that mollie was the street name for ecstasy, so when i went to concerts and people were always shouting " has anyone seen mollie?", i still sincerely thought they had lost their friend mollie.

[Donaldm28]

hey, your names actually gealic, depending how u spell it, you are Scottish or Irish. i can't remember what it means but your English name is something.... emmm Catheran, my granny was cathy and her name was Katrina so, Gealic for the win.. yay

[Donaldm28]

my name was all mean stuff, donald = a cock slap.... and more of the same thing. :(

[Angieanything]

You are seriously funny...

Much love!!

[lordhailen]

Andrew:

Ultra cool, Usually hot or at least sort of cute. Awesome sense of style, music, and humor. Sexy, awesome kisser.

The modern day superman, makes little Asian kids cry by hitting them with pillows.

Idk about the second one lol

[MKIced]

Mick:

Any person of Irish Catholic Descent. Can usually drink anyone under the table, and refers to that drink as a pint. Realizes that Guinness is the only real beer, and could have a pint of Guinness and a potato for every meal.

I already knew it, but... yeah.

[toast1234567]

im sorry, what is a rent-a-cop?

[Kooofteh]

Rent-a-cops are just security guards, right?

How can a security guard pull you over? You should've just gone on your merry way.

[suppxlisa]

Aw. I like mine :)

Lisa:

1) The name of a girl who is very pretty and is so lovable that boys fall in love with her instantly.

2) An intelligent and sexy female with LUSCIOUS physical features. Usually attracts weird guys named David who do absolutely NOTHING for her, but she still remains independent.

And strangely the daivd part is true too...

[Losermountain]

Eduardo:

Eduardo's are strong-willed can be very romantic will keep a girlfriend for a long time Eduardo's are also musically talented and are kind-hearted people. most Eduardo's are pacifists and hate fighting for stupid reasons. Although not the brightest Eduardo's perservere and hardly ever give up

I wish my boyfriend was an Eduardo like yours

[whatever103]

speak the truth.

did the urban dict thing,

well. lets just say my results were as wonderful as yours.

:(

[Asianised]

You're hilarious.

[YoMamaAli]

that hurrican was on my birthhhday D;

[sharpieluv93]

omg mine is so nice! its Madeline. this is what is said: A most amazing girl. Beautiful, sexy, charming, mysterious, sweet and funny. A girl that all of the boys want and all of the girls admire. Extraordinary.

yay!!

[alhi]

i swear cops everywhere are being stupid. maybe they need to meet a quota so they need to pull over anyone and everyone and give them a ticket or something for "speeding" and i noticed that people ran red lights the other night and they got their pictures taken and everything but WOW

[wlee55]

When I was the doc in Montgomery for the Red Cross one of my responsabilities was orienting new volunteers. I saw a young college student who had removed her name tag. I asked her name. She burst into tears and said, "My name is Katrina and it only gets worse. My mom is Camille." Poor dear was savaged by everyone with an unoriginal sense of humor.

[xchuckCORPSEx]

Lmao i'm so doing this!

[coolstream1]

just for that, i'm going to pull you over again!

[jerichok]

hahaha very clever! :P

[thebigpurpleblob]

haha my friend did that at school 2 days ago and searched a bunch of peoples names (not because of this vid) and our teacher has this program that shows everyones monitor. Since were in grade 7/8 and there was a bunch of innapropiate stuff she got in trouble. haha. so funny

[keepsmiling15]

I really didnt think my name would be there it's Moira and pretty uncommon, I can't ever buy things with my name on them :( It was there though Moira =To do a completely random action or perform interpretive dance movements lol this sounds quite like me

[justlifeasusual]

Lol. Havent done mine yet

[PEYTOONIE]

Weird thing is, my best friends name is Katrina, and the hurricane hit on her birthday.

She tell everyone that. She thinks it's great.

[DeliriumReal]

aw... luv the vid and your name!!! 5*

[appeals2me]

Down with rent-a-cops! You should have put a hurricane on him!

[maritimetimes]

nasty storm girl

[michaelisajerk]

you're fucking awesome

[livin4hymn]

haha, that darn hurricane.

couldn't believe there were 6 pages for my name. here's my favorite (the most random one): a person who looks and acts like donkey kong

"oh man i just played sean on the super nintendo'

[jazzyj890]

wow at the definitions of Josh

[simplymallory]

mine started off nice but once you go to page two for my name, its says things i cant repeat in this comment. xD

[jackeyramone]

ohh that cop got some verbal ownage

[JohnnyDurham19]

you have no idea how excited I got when I saw a pending video response from walllofweird :P

love it <3

[walllofweird]

i accidently posted my first video ever as a response first, hahaha

and thank you for the lovely idea, my dear! :]

[JulioBandito]

Yeah I was happy that Johnny made this video today....cause I would've made another crap video....Yay for johnny's ideas they're GOLD!

[ThoughtScientist]

the dark hair adds to the psycho hellbitch effect

[ohmygodbritney]

bedoodoodoo

crazy ass bitch (Y) :L

aha, that was so off! :S

[missmonkeymagic]

wow no comments?

i'm still not gona say first! cuz im not an annoying youtube retard who just dusnt understand that that pisses people off

:D

[24Bradley]

haha nice

[degausser8]

bedoodoodoo

[katteithel]

LMFAO. oh my god.